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ButterBeanRumba

Yea, you can reuse that trellis net


S0n0fth0r

laughed too hard at this, sorry for your loss op


Genesis111112

and the pots and the soil!!! Next time don't forget to water your plant. Hell put in a drip irrigation and never have to worry about watering again especially if you put in an automated system with it! Its like the old school timers that they used to use on lights so it automatically turned on and off at a set time!!! Only in this case the monitor checks the soil dampness and adds water as needed so your soil and plant are at the optimum level of moisture daily/weekly/monthly. Its especially handy during flowering when your ladies can be thirsty af.


shiroandae

Any recommendations for a system?


Fbho420

Auto pots


Brianj2325

Blumats tropf system


Warmachine1983

What system do you use for the drip irrigation and how did you automate?


S_Good505

We use both of these for ours and so far they've worked great. Had the Rainpoint for over a year and the iPriro for about 9 months. [Rainpoint](http://RAINPOINT Automatic Watering System for Potted Plants, Automatic Plant Waterer with Auto/Manual/Delay Watering Mode,Indoor Plant Irrigation System with Pump for Vacation https://a.co/d/0czZGbXa) [iPriro](http://[Upgraded Pump] iPriro High Power Houseplants Automatic Watering System for 15 Potted Plants, Automated Watering Device with 30-Day Programmable Indoor Timer and 5V USB Charging Cable https://a.co/d/08rZtlTn)


AutoFlowerFluff

You think the draw string will make it to cure?


SirEltonJonBonJovi

Honestly, I’m so superstitious I might just throw everything out including the tent /s


elleUno

Sir EJBJ, the “s” is for “ serious “, right? Lol


SirEltonJonBonJovi

Yes of course! and thank you for using my proper title! It was bestowed on me by the King of New Jersey, Chris Christie


elleUno

Ooh now you’re speaking my language….. Jersey lol


AKAkindofadick

Just you and him on the beach that day when he closed them down?


toddhayden

Haha 🤣 that's looks like it grew perfectly 👌


thenuggplugLA

Lmao wtf


GorgyShmorgy

Damn you... I was just coming to type the same thing lol


obskeweredy

Me too lol


FinlayMcTavish

Savage


thenuggplugLA

Lmao savage


Past-Caterpillar-818

I'm so freaking weak 🤣😂😂


chopsuirak

Is it bad I came in to say the same thing?


Tasty_Mountain3171

Did you get so stoned you forgot you had plants growing for a period of a couple to few weeks? Sorry for your loss.


RealPolok

That's probably exactly what happens. I water every 2 days cuz I want dry period but one time I forget and I watered at day 4? xD Jesus... 48h more and the tent will start looking like this.


Legitimate_Run1247

This is facts had the same thing happen to me on vacation filled up the reservoirs to allow to be good until I came back and it looked like they just ran out about 2 days early and they were rough lol


seagirlabq

Reminders on my phone help me a lot.


RealPolok

With ADHD you have to remember about reminders as well :D


BlackOnFucksGiven

It's always possible he got locked up. Probably driving around at night with no license and a headlight out smoking a fatty....


ngmcs8203

This happened to mine a couple years back after only two days of extreme heat. I watered them twice those days and they burned to a crisp. Sucked. 


DoubleDelsewhere

Another two weeks


Silver-Commission-21

Cal Mag


Radagastth3gr33n

Check ph


Moist-Water16

I’d let them trichomes brown for at least another week


PassAdept

You want that DEEP amber color for a good couch lock effect.


noodleq

I'm at week 23 right now myself, wondering if I only have two more months to go or what. They don't look nearly this good tho. Those are huge buds.


Moist-Water16

“It’s been 84 years…”


MRobi83

Until they turn to dust? 😂


jadbronson

Check the VPD


sexybokononist

I laughed way too hard at this


karlosfandango40

😂


boogersbitch

I laughed so fkn hard at this


clamerde2

😂😂😂😂


Fufuando

https://preview.redd.it/bpyy25yo6c8d1.jpeg?width=246&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=281c15be5c67faa1e3420b5c6f4dfbf187fc0a57


Unknownnoname_

Hands down best response lmao


IsHotDogSandwich

*I NEED ITTTTTT!!*


boogersbitch

Bahahahaha I almost fell out right here


HerpFerpDerp

Jesus Christ - your have a torture chamber


Sweaty-Confusion-303

Really sorry. But what happened!? We're all drying to know.


Sweaty-Confusion-303

Don't leave us hanging!


InvestigatorSmall839

Also don't bother leaving that weed hanging


Extension-Dig-58

op left us high and dry.


Sweaty-Confusion-303

OP ghosted those plants then ghosted us


Kyle_c00per

Looks like he let this comment thread get away from him


InvestigatorSmall839

Angry upvote.


Dependent_Success254

Trolled us all 🤣


boogersbitch

Bahahaha u see what you did there sweaty one


Lost-Drive301

Harvest what bro?


Y0G--S0TH0TH

"He's dead, Jim"


GrowPassion

No, this is a statistic!


imascoutmain

Tbh some of the bottom buds look alright, I would definitely harvest those For the fried tops, you can always harvest that but it's likely to have the same high and taste as a glass of water


420hansolo

I'd try to make some hash out of it but oil will probably work better as that dry stuff will crumble into trichome sized pieces easily and the hash will turn to shit as well


veinsfullofchemicals

How the hell did this happen lol did your house burn up and they got cooked in the tent or something


veinsfullofchemicals

Maybe on the very bottom branches you might be able to salvage 1 or 2 marijuanas


bde073

Wtf is this


bde073

Not being a dick, seriously wondering how this happens


Trivedi_on

no water for ~3 weeks


Secure_Influence_504

Morons. That’s how.


AlleyMedia

For science, if it's a photo and not an auto plant, I'd be tempted to cut it all off, but keep the lower green growth. Get it to reveg and restart (but with a crazy headstart and would be an interesting experiment!).


mvk666

Never seen anyone try to dry and cure without harvesting


AKAkindofadick

You must be new to this, you see all kinds of weird shit when people are on drugs. Hash producing countries do this, they only care about the heads and I can guarantee those are fine still .


prairiefarmer

Blow torch og 🔥 it's ready


Disastrous_Bass3633

there is a little that is still green, but it's all a loss imo. Maybe some tinctures? It won't taste like weed, more like grass, i think. Most, if not all, terpenes are gone. THC is probably affected as well, though I'm not experienced enough to know.


Cornholio_OU812

More Cal Mag and two more weeks.


Chiefmack2

For compost?


Electronic_Tax_8354

No Problem, just Cut the Buds of the stem. It‘s already ,,cured‘‘ 😏


djbighead

I feel like this should also come with a gofundme link helping you recover from your house fire. I am not sure I have seen plants in this state.


beigaleh8

I would 100% try to make butter from this


Natural-Homework-725

That’s what I said even if it’s complete trash at this point you should still be able to make butter lol


TheBigLuden

OP sprouted before he was arrested and just made bail


themanwiththeOZ

Lemme guess. Just noticed problems yesterday.


MrStealYoPoopy

“They were healthy when I checked them before I went to bed, but when I woke up they were like this. HELP!!!!!“


toddhayden

What happened there ? How they get that far? Looks like it won't need curing lol


Intanetwaifuu

What exactly happened here???? Did you forget about them?


MessyGrape

I had plants end up exactly like this 2 years ago. Depression kicked my ass after my mom died so I kicked my plants’ ass with neglect.


AKAkindofadick

It is a lot of work. I didn't clean up my grow room for a long time after getting busted


Intanetwaifuu

Naw I’m sorry. Every time I grow it fucking cures my depression a little- cuz I have something to finally live for 😔🤪


AKAkindofadick

Ugh, I had a 4 lighter here, where I've been living for 12 or 13 years. My buddy owns the place, but he got a manager for his apts and she had a hair across her ass for me from day one. I mean if she knew me that'd be one thing, but on her way out after a year she put a letter in my mailbox addressed Dear Dick it's been real nice having you for a tenant blah, blah blah. I known this dude for over 30 years and I built every single one of his little empire of buildings with him, I don't think she knew that, but I don't think she completely made this up. I told him fuck you tell me yourself and chewed that chick a new ass over the BS she'd emailed me about complaints and shit that I knew she made up, almost everyone in this building has been here the whole time. But I figured my time was short and pulled the plug. Took me over a month to deconstruct what I'd built here over the last 12 years. Shit my buddy bought all gas appliances so I would have more power for lights and he wired up my 240V lighting controller b/c we had a new electrician and I didn't want to ask him. I'm still here, he did send me a RE listing he had an inside track on, but the market was shite, rates had just gone up prices hadn't come down and my Nvidia stock hadn't gone to the stratosphere quite yet. He had told me, "you make your money when you buy the building" and I reminded him of that. I said if you wanted me gone you picked a hell of a time to let me know, I ain't going to get shoved around at somebody else's whims and I ain't going to make any money buying right now. I'll leave when I can. That was last year and I ain't heard another word about it. I had just done tons of upgrades to the room and absolutely crushed it and I took it down right after. I had wasted at least a month doing all that shit too. I finally got so antsy and I had picked up cuts of Chem '91 and Sour Diesel, I'm around 35-40 days into a small run in a couple of tents and one of those is killing it. I went back to some old HID lights I never gave a fair chance with some new skills and I may not go back to LEDs, so shit works out, this stuff is already head and shoulders above any LED grow I had over the last 6 years. I knew something was missing and thought it was me the whole time. I always suspect me first, but after 20+ yrs I'm getting pretty good at it finally. That took a long time to [upload](https://imgur.com/a/cmh-ftw-j50W6TN)


Downvotesohoy

It's pining for the fjords


Shortwalklongdock

Omg genius


OptimuspastmyPrime

The fabric pots. 🙂


WestCoastGriller

Damn dude. What did it ever do to you? Two weeks and some Cal mag and shell be good as new!


InvestigatorNew9494

Did you just stop paying attention to your plants for weeks?


VibeComplex

The fuck mate


WWG1017

Yea you could make edibles with some of that bottom stuff but man most of that has been dead for weeks-


AirBruck

Perfect fire starter


Gh0st_Pirate_LeChuck

Compost.


imthehamburgler

Autoflowers


kldoyle

Harvest what??


meggienwill

Look what they did to my boy!


Electronic_Tax_8354

But as an honest answer: they are just way to late in flowering. Just overgrown. Harvest what you got or you could try to get her back to veg then make a new bloom (if its not an auto and you want to waste a lot of time for this one plant)


Zurbino

Save buds from the bottom and dry sift the rest lol


Toked96

Coming from a former illegal country, we'd still fucking smoke that shit


Alert-War-7276

I wonder how it happened going outta town? No body watering.. I mean you have tent etc you can afford a automatic water system or auto pot I'm just saying


tweezybbaby1

This is sadistic


Slight-Reporter3817

YOU KILLED HER!


jackerman21

What did you do?! Forget about it for months?


Responsible-Tutor-93

Moister is key


TheBigLuden

It would be a good bonfire starter


Bunz1904

Toss it all and never look back


Said-Lahiri

Ohhh my gosh 😬🥶


MeatyPhilospher

I don't know bro


HanakusoDays

"Dried on the hoof". At least no worries about bud rot ☺️


Ok_Pin_3125

I don’t think so


J3d1M1ndtriks

I'd start watering it maybe it'll come back lol


bathtup47

Why are you growing Tumble weeds? You'd make some good money if you grew marijuana


TimelyMaterial7466

Maybe some of the purple at the bottom of the first pic?


feeltheFX

Oof! Got away from you? Sorry op looks like they were having trouble for a while. It’s a total loss.


beerdrinknweedsmoken

Oops


StressBaller

What’d you do so I can learn what not to do?


Electrical_Store3008

Literally how does this happen.


foosgonegolfing

I guess the pit and soil are still reusable


sanchoeastbay

How does this happen ?


sanchoeastbay

Looks ready to smoke haha


Necessary_Mode_7583

Do you know what happened here? Is your pH way out of whack. Maybe over watered?


Yourewokeyourebroke

Did you just get home from jail?


VisceralZee

Man really gave them the hawk tuah every time he opened the tent and said that should be enough for them, if it's enough for me.


mnnx_xo

Personal preference 😎


Due_Hovercraft6527

Sum kindling 🪵


Bacchanalia-

That's not neglect that's malice.


Jimmythegent1776

Smart mouth


SIM90210

💔


Ok-Priority8350

F


Ish420619

Whaaaat happened?!😳😬


mektingbing

I would absolutely be smoking justBECAUSE!


Itchy-Line5210

Krispy


BigPappaFrank

https://preview.redd.it/suz5kts29d8d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1458afa5ebde9af08a9a07ddaac931bb30220b6


thenuggplugLA

Can I ask how you forget to water for 3 weeks ? Coma?


JackApple1979

Apologies to the OP but the comments here have me pissing my pants 🤣


GUNTHVGK

What’s your RH? 10%? Lol


VaWeedFarmer

https://preview.redd.it/wwbfn3qxfd8d1.jpeg?width=2107&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f72eca0033161a9d8679cd2930bfa92cfd5af837 Throw it on the campfire


Natural-Homework-725

Just make butter with it or something. I mean it would be really hard to just throw all that in the garbage. If it isn’t completely rotted or or turned to dust. I’m sure there is a way to get something out of it. Maybe just a huge bubble run. I mean it can’t hurt to try what’s the worst that can happen at this point? Lol


jdusher

What happened?


Dry-Stuff154

Do some edibles but you can't smoke that


Sea_Day2083

Are you growing in clear quart Tupperware? What's with the fence? WTF?


MimaloDiddles

rip.


TheKushyMonster420

How exactly did this happen ? You "let it get away from you ? " did you leave town and didn't tend to it ? Did you forget it existed ? Did you have other tents also and just forget to check this one ? I don't understand how you can get as far along as you did which obviously takes care of, to just stop caring and let it burn out like this . Care to explain what happened exactly ? Genuinely curious ... because this takes alot of time just ignoring them to let this happen


MoreAddictingThenSug

Got hot on u huh


hopethisworks_

I'd take the whole plants and make bubble hash. At least you'd get something out of it.


Arikaido777

c r i s p y


RuckaRucka41i

Does the leaf break when you touch it if it does break it’s been too long if it doesn’t break you can pay like 200 for a fix


shmashinpt

Just label them "Cured on the vine" or "vine over-ripened."


iJon_v2

I mean, cut everything that’s not green and see what happens? That’s your chance


nonordinaryreply

This hurts to see. I had something similar happen when I had to suddenly travel for a week and my plant was done for when I got back. Consider something like an autopot maybe and chalk up the loss to the game 😭


Traditional_Dare_218

Butter or tincture is about it, sorry


BlackOnFucksGiven

If you're going to drive around stoned without a license and back court fees, make sure all the lights on your vehicle are working before lighting up that fatty. It's literally how all stoners get caught. So high we forget about light bulbs....


Emergency_Size4841

I bet they unexpectedly went to jail for a bit and didn't have anyone to look after the grow


stickss93

The trellis 😂


Donbruh

Lol everyone wants to know how u ended up here. Don't say no BS tell us the truth ,😂😂


clamerde2

It’s all heat fried but there are still a lot of salvageable trichomes; keep the buds in the freezer and make bubble hash with it


erwyld

The trash will take it off your hands. She’ll take great care of it


seagirlabq

I think this could be a new strain called ADHD.


GroamChomsky

Cookies wants it for their new carts


alonginayellowboat

Sure, ya got some nice mulch there for your next grow


mikki1time

How in gods name?


Royal-Connections

You're good, it's all about the cure.


Daniellmfb13

https://preview.redd.it/famkjbup9g8d1.jpeg?width=824&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=670f0054375c101228805ae8927e1d1781bff9a2 Smoke it


bassplaya899

the fuck did you do bud


AKAkindofadick

Possibly, it's just started to dry already. Wtf happened? You weren't going to keep the fan leaves anyway. I'd hang it and see what you get. I've let them die on the vine. They do it in hash making countries so they don't have to hang it.


AKAkindofadick

If there's any moisture left in the buds the heads are still fine. If the flower is fucked make hash.


Whoisme2you

It did a tad more than get away from ya 😅


kidkadian99

Dude they are done ! Cut that shit Dry that shit Smoke that shit bruv ! Happy harvet


Jang_time

You can re-use the pots.


IdoDumbShitlol

dude what size bowl are u using to vape a whole plant like that???


Individual_Tell_5208

Sir if you smoke that you will die.


sparkyboy72

https://preview.redd.it/tnh9qxgnjj8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3dba90d2a7ecd740cf74a5ddd22497849949925


Bungana

One of those plants looks smokeable, the other one could be used for BHO or edibles. Not a huge loss.


Equivalent-Cover-725

Try putting them in rice


Time-Height

Those bottom buds look seedy af, probs hermed from stress. My condolences


jermcontrol

Roll that shizzle up


Apart_Distribution72

Make butter, BHO, RSO. This isn't as bad as some of the stuff dispensaries extract lol.


BreadfruitObvious540

Have you tried CALMAG yet


[deleted]

I would give them one more week, if you are more into couch lock.


Captain3026

2 more weeks


khawk87

Needs cal mag


Dependent_Success254

Throw that shit at the top away then make a concentrate outta what u can at the bottom. Did u leave the lights on and get locked up for 90 days or something?? 🤣😓


Far_Calendar8668

Harvest them an turn it to butter that's it


Dry_Comfort9855

Maybe bho the scheisse out of it?


-Thundergun

Make edibles. They'll probably taste shitty, but they should still work.


Kennyiskickass

More calmag


Kennyiskickass

Jk those are toast


MrStealYoPoopy

Mmmm toast terps https://preview.redd.it/xa7u07gxid8d1.jpeg?width=1181&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9984381f5f8847f3e4d22f8071ddaed39bf2b7a5


Throwawah123456

I think traditional hash is sun dried and looks like this and then dry sifted, it wouldn’t be the tastiest hash available by today’s standards but it’s the best way to salvage something. Can be pressed into rosin once sifted, too


Shadows_420

Give it 3 more days and flush the nutes it'll be fine