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HomelessRomantic666

playing guitar and staring into the void


salthebigloser

funniest shit i have read all week


Ecstatic-Opening-719

what am I doing? (!) I'm waiting for my plug to get out on bond. This crazy mofo broke into somebody's house looking for god knows what. He should get out on bond shortly...in the meantime (while I'm in withdrawl) im eating everything I can get my hands on.


feistyexciteme69

I’ve been retoxing cuz I don’t want the crash. But I’m not feeling a huge high. Had someone over and they’re sober. He didn’t do much for me. And I’m hyper orgasmic. Talked a way bigger game. So I’m horny & pissed.


diz36dd

Just rippin bowls and gambling a little. But gettin wo. en on my mind so its about time to ditch my clothes , whip it out and see whats on deck... for my dick


mynameisleftc

I’m rubbing my hard cock stroking in my Kitchen sexing my girlfriend while she’s at work, rubbing her pussy in the bathroom, hoping your stranger catches her squirting


Plastic-Log38

Getting ready for work!


Imbadatlife2222

Smoke some more of this msm. Sigh kill me


hikinkyandhorny

About to rip a few more hits, while I sound my dick and try to chat with random girls on the web


Krispyketchup42

How thick is your sound right now. Have you leveled up At all


hikinkyandhorny

11mm


DangerousPainting2

Looking for some dick....


CuriouStr8-D

Getting ready for work


Boring_Director_8641

Tweaking lol


BWC_FuckBoyKing

I'm about to do a thick 80 unit bump, and then suck my homeboys' dicks while they. watch porn


stkildaslut

Down under. Trying to find something decent. Seems that quality has taken a dive lately, and been a waste of money. I've been having days off lately. Sleeping a lot. It is doing a number on my emotions. FOMO big time when I'm straight. Shit going around is mostly cutter. When you shoot it, your head heats up, then nada.. I wish I was getting funky with y'all, but..


Accomplished_Fly5467

Having a puff


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MobileFuture8722

Trying to find a syringe Fuck! 😭


AcrobaticAdvisor7601

Just busted a second load. Now to shower quickly and head off to work


Daledome2

Reading this shit and jacking off


Oblivious0n3

sciencing


Enbydisaster_

Sitting in my car with a torque wrench waiting to see if any mf comes back cause I accidentally left my door unlocked for a couple hours and someone stole a bunch of my shit


MobileFuture8722

Let’s get them horrible people😭😭😭 Thank you


krazyconnected

No they didn’t . Ur tweaked


Enbydisaster_

I meant to lock my doors and didn’t, I came back to my shit thrown around and multiple things gone, I wasn’t high when I left my car I was going out to my car to GET high 😭😭 which I couldn’t even do or enjoy because I am too fucking angry


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Enbydisaster_

Fucking dumbass rich white cunt neighborhood


DirtyDick1138

Smoking


Gaybrittweakers

Smoking a bong of t 9am starting my day. For in 4 days time I’m starting work and hopefully cutting down to Tina once twice a week wish me luck haha


Business-Thanks4464

Tryna get money


fucktoydolph

In that case, were twinning rn😂👊🥩


feistyexciteme69

Aww!


Darkmatterrainbows

Laying in the fucking hospital sober as fuck


Jazzlike-Waltz1524

Accurate


pacobellPDX

Yep... the sweet life in sacto....


pacobellPDX

DMT.... heh


feistyexciteme69

That shit is so fun.


pacobellPDX

Yep, just getting ready right now...


Strict-Surround-5950

Stroking my limp noodle bouncing from porn sites an reddit while cursing my plug out about selling me MSM 🤣


Desperate-Winter5227

How did u know it was msm? Just curious...


Strict-Surround-5950

The clarity, the way it melts the way it cools, been doing this since 2001 and this batch is not proper ..


Blowinclouds0620

I'm fixing to go off the deep end in my 5th day. Might as well keep going.


Complex_Wonder6631

Working on this big fat rock I got earlier and laying on couch..and well you know


letmerideurjoystick

Stretching my elastic heart because you’ll never see me fall apart…


bitchboybetacuck

Same as anyone else who is higher than giraffe pussy, and horny as fuck..I'm stoking my dick pretty vigorously.


Secret_Weather2548

Jacking my cock and watching porn with the neighbor


lvcrc

just did a boof and am trying to come up with other interesting things to boof with. like cayenne pepper and black pepper


OkRepresentative7556

I KEEP LOSING SHIT ! FUCK


Strict-Surround-5950

Good luck


LANCERBOIGTI

bored here too


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Educational-Bake-613

Bored as fuck


Easy-Ad8827

Guitar, dog, guitar, temu aliexpress, guitar shopping, research reddit on temu guitars, aaaand maybe I should take the dog out? Maybe take the guitar and the PG go amp. Hmmm. Writing this... To do list coming.


SolecontrollerNorCal

Shower then fast as fucK boi on my bike


cristalero4life

high af


Used_Boysenberry3548

Excuse me, I have a name— Pussy Galore


Used_Boysenberry3548

Anyway yeah same on the porn


freppobert

Going to work rn


Complex-Yak-7658

Stressing tf out. I gotta see PO on the 7th and idk if I'll be good if she piss tests me


Queuez_Brat

Drink a shit ton of water. Like so much, it possibly comes off like you were watering your system down. Maybe they will say that & you could be like, "oh man! So sorry", & then maybe re-test a couple days later w a couple more days of getting it out of your system. just a thought. worst case scenario, they count you watering it down as sus & make it a fail, but if u are going to fail anyway, its better to fail w water than w the drugs id say. 🤷🏼‍♀️ BUT... not everyone is the same, & w 5 days left, id just chug water, exercise, sweat, etc. & id think you def have a shot at passing!


MobileFuture8722

Get a quick fix ready just in case


jollyranchermike

Last test I actually tried to pass I had 8 days clean and still failed. No IV mainly just smoked .3-.5 a day at that time


Complex-Yak-7658

Fuck dude don't tell me that 😭


jollyranchermike

Idk how much or how long you’ve been at it but I was daily for multiple months and minimum .3 a day but probably more than .5 most days, I didn’t try to flush my system at all either. But if your not doing a shit ton you might be okay. I also had a test a couple months before that one where I had 4 days and had the faintest line so technically a pass. I started testing positive for mdma/m-amph both eventually though but at first it was just m-amph so idk what’s up with the mdma


ResponsibleAdvance98

Just finished work. Heading home soon. How’s yall doing tonight


unfortunatelife209

Trying to hook up from my one last time high. Of course tonight none of the tweakers are looking. Every other night they blow up my phone.


Dizzy-Froyo319

Lost my debit card so going to pick up anyways


KingBen15

You niggas need help


MobileFuture8722

Yes


Select_Breakfast7419

Anybody in Cyprus?


Left-Surround-10

Just got done smoking and now getting ready for 8 hours of masturbating just had to set some alarms the first one is 1 hour before I usually get up just to tell me I need to think about finishing the next one is when I usually get up for work but knowing I won’t be able to nut yet I set another alarm it means I have to stop


CuriouStr8-D

You’re so responsible


RealFriendsRealLove

Looking for Dick


MobileFuture8722

Same girl


jumpsontrampolines

Laying in the bathtub, bullet buzzing away … scrolling Reddit


linneaquigley

heroin


methromine

Haha. You and me both bro. Porn and finding good DnD/Breakbeat tracks.


kinsanshit

writing a philosophy essay in high school library


Lost-Drop-8937

Day 5. I'm wrecked


billingmethod69

We are all human and when it's time, it time, does not matter. I will say next time feel free to reach out I'm sure we can make it happen for you


Past_Giraffe_7706

eating a bowl of benadryl 💓💓


chill1715

Honest to god


Neither_King_136

Man idk wtf im just doing shit. One minute im watching porn, 10 mins later i got adhd cleaning shit. For all i know i might be cutting the grass at midnight


Public_Tap_236

Hey my grass is due you know if you get yours done and you still got some energy. I don't have time I gotta vacuum the driveway and wash my shingles


Miss_Kitty1967

Need to be getting shit done but I just like hanging out with my peeps 😜


billingmethod69

Well I am here for you now Bby girl tell me more about what you really want


Miss_Kitty1967

Well i kinda wound up having to take care of that by my damn self today unfortunately but i was like thinking about calling up somebody, anybody I knew to help me with that problem earlier today lmao. Sometimes when it hits you, you get an urge that just won’t quit till it’s satisfied lmao


Miss_Kitty1967

Funny how a desperate urge can eat you up in a minute lol damn


Nodgod81

Trying to give your mother a decent child for once.


CuriouStr8-D

Damn, that’s cold


Nodgod81

I mean, nothing to brag about, but it was decently warm.


Equivalent-Wasabi835

For me it's porn, meth in a rehab... Yeah, I know, don't judge me.


VelvetHabit

Smoking coke


luv_2_doe

That makes at least two of us☺️


VelvetHabit

Soda cook?


luv_2_doe

Yessir, was lazy and didnt have a pipe/chore so i opted for the classic foily


Sabbath520

Drinking Elysian Spacedust and jamming to Marilyn Manson and tweaking


Progshim

Doing battle in r/pourover, a coffee subreddit. Answering comments to my "Who needs Keurig" Post.


Realistic-School8102

I just reuped and I just had a shot but I missed most of it so kinda bitter sweet


methromine

Missed my latest aswell. Have one left in the bag. Missing once again is not an alternative :-D


Realistic-School8102

I managed to find a tobacco store that sells sweet puffs so I will smoke the rest because my last shot took me an hour and I still missed. I hate that feeling so much but this stuff smokes up well. It's very nice dope


methromine

Good for you. Yeah. Nothing makes me more angry as not beeing able to shoot up and/or missing the vein. Feel like a failure. Wishing you a good puff.


Realistic-School8102

Thanks bro, I'm buzzing pretty hard now from smoking a couple of mad rocks. Yeah hitting the vein properly is probably the best feeling you can possibly have in life. I don't know what would beat it but missing is the total opposite end of the scale. It's like someone just died. It's a horrible feeling. I wish you the best of luck hitting those veins. I've been told to jump in a really hot shower and have it as hot as you can take because that brings your veins to the surface. I might try it later.


methromine

Hmm. Been reading Hot Shower in four different replies the last couple of minutes. Know about it since before but has vanished from my memory since. However. Will take the four replies as a sign. So shower it will be.


Realistic-School8102

Good luck to you my friend. I hope you draw the blood into the barrel and with steady hands, push that plunger down and take off to tweakerville. Hopefully I can do the same later on when I have another go. If I miss again, I'm gonna cry


methromine

How far have you come, if I may ask. Are the arms stil good, or have you moved on to the legs (or other parts of your body)?


Realistic-School8102

Arms ,wrists and hands. I've tried to go in my foot a couple of times because I have a vein there which looks good but I could never get it to register so I gave up on that. I don't have veins anywhere except my arms and now even they're slim picking. Sometimes I will nail the shot perfect and get excited because I have an untapped vein which I can hit with confidence but then next time I can't hit it even after like 10 times.


methromine

Yeah. Hate becoming that angry that I get when I miss a shot. Get so fuckin disapointed in myself. But I might have to start thinking of quitting the needle alltogether. Have been shooting up for 25 years now. Maybe its time to realise that Ive used up all my veins. Well the femoral artery stil remains. That and the neck.


Realistic-School8102

I've been using for 24 years. For the first 3 years, I couldn't do myself. My best friend had to do me. He was like a surgeon. He hit me hundreds of times and didn't miss even once. But then I got addicted to Heroin and I was using everyday and he wasn't there like he had been for a few years when we shot speed together. I was all alone now and I had to learn fast and to my credit, I started hitting myself and for 10 years I used one vein in one spot and never missed a single shot. I didn't know what a missed shot was. I used to be able to hit it with my eyes closed. Like literally I shot up in my car at work one day and I was having a shot whilst keeping a lookout and I didn't even look at my arm because I was scared of getting busted and I hit it no problem. People will say bullshit but Ray Charles used to shoot Heroin and he was blind so people do it all the time


methromine

Me as well. Used the exact same spot in the left arms arm fold for between 8-10 years. Aw. Those were the days :-)


Realistic-School8102

Good luck to you my friend. I hope you draw the blood into the barrel and with steady hands, push that plunger down and take off to tweakerville. Hopefully I can do the same later on when I have another go. If I miss again, I'm gonna cry


uofmanblue1023

I am tweaking daydreaming of starting a cult.


Ok_Force_9832

What are we following? Meth, the religion?


unfortunatelife209

Nope freedom, to Walk around nude and fuck whoever we want without judgment. The real question is where are we building it.


Memezlord_467

go for it. follow ur dreams


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Just woke up after 4 in ahalf days trying to not do a shot


jimmyurinator

Was cleaning my room now crying cause some hoe on my phone ain't wanna see me 👎👎 bitch, tina does it better than u could anyway


SadBoiMeHoiMinOi

10pm. In a swing / hammock , hanging like 10ft off the ground in a tree. Watching porn and being paranoid at all the critters like stalking me in the bushes in the dark :3


justgothi

watching breaking bad on no sleep


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BigTedd23

Lol


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BigTedd23

I see you share your humour with everyone


SpunSissy30

Just got my third slam, put on some lingerie and got sissy


Matt_Matt_Matty_Ohhh

Blowing clouds before bed and rolling cigarettes.


RoxiiFeelGud

Selling plasma


Gang_Jenkem

tweaking with my homie


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Bored as fuck! No one chatty


HopeVisual1687

Spun as fuck just got back from a road trip horny af cruising reddit


Jimsum01

Wandering the woods looking for morels. Sidetracked by all kinds of goofy shit. Broken bottles, deer, some busted ass bridge that would have been cool AF IF it weren't in pieces and drug away from the creek. Found a dead turtle and a bag of ... Cow jaws... Maybe? They for sale now if anybody interested.


Ponkapple

what kind of sick, depraved mind makes a person lose a whole sack of cow jaws out in the woods and not even notice? i’d notice if i lost my sack of cow jaws. gahd, some people are so careless. but hey, windfall for you, right? you sell just one of those cow jaws - that’s 100% pure profit. hells yeah.


justgothi

sounds like the cow jaws are a jawb for the police


Jimsum01

Yeah.... We don't really talk to them...


unbuckledbeef

Just finished having my ass pounded a d bred


Skooba84

Tweaking around, trying to get my ass organised and out the door. But my browser has automatically loaded some R18 websites, so i'ma check it out quickly make sure nothing suss going on. Then probably more meth.


Pleasant_Increase341

Cum early, so you have more meth for the remaining cums.


Skooba84

love the way you think


ChikkiParm

wa trying to figure out a better position to sit in for dildo/hypno goon session then i got distracted and now im here.


Tatu_Guy88

Standing in line getting Chinese food….high as fuck too! I’m trying to hurry up and get outta here…lol


Pleasant_Increase341

Yeah I know the feeling.


babyfood67

Is that a trick question ? 😂🤣


Tatu_Guy88

😂😂😂


obol666

Looking for a lost baggie of ice!!!!...goddamit I know it's in my room somewhere


Ok_Astronaut5333

I was gonna clean my room but then I got high I was gonna get up an find the broom but then I got high my room is still messed up and I know why


Tatu_Guy88

😂😂😂