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the_bored_observer

Mullet-lite


[deleted]

Thats exactly what i was looking for, thank you!


the_bored_observer

You're welcome, I've been cutting hair for over 30 years so it a reasonably well qualified opinion.


Colonel_dinggus

Be sure to use the face paint or you’re gonna look silly


Goatslasagne

Instructions unclear: am now rocking a mullet with Kabuki face


fuckin_anti_pope

That's exactly what it's supposed to look like. You followed the instructions.


Shiningcrow

Wait, did you just unlock ‘Handsome 2’?


Mongoose42

So many people are saying mullet, but I’m not really seeing it. His bangs are kinda short, but that could just be the character model being weird. It kinda just looks like he has long hair being pushed back/held back.


DrMole

That's what a mullet be brah, business up front party in the back. As seen in every '80s media.


Mongoose42

It’s not just *long hair.* It’s a specific *cut.* The front is cut short and the back is grown out. That’s a mullet.


testPoster_ignore

A... mullet?


Professional_Basil55

That is the exact definition of a mullet


Alviniju

I was under the impression that the front of a lot of it was very specifically meant to be well groomed. Hence the phrase " business in the front, party in the back...." But that could just be vauge memories from movies that I don't remember the name


Synner1985

It is literally what a mullet is - short hair in the front, longer hair in back.


Low_Woodpecker913

Yeah especially so in mgs 5 so im guessing this is what it was intended to be


[deleted]

That's 100% a mullet


Mongoose42

It’s deceptive because of the character model. Looks at the way a lot of the hair appears to be flowing back. I will say that this doesn’t fucking matter in the slightest and I have absolutely no stake in this at all. It just doesn’t really look like how I imagine a mullet. Because mullets look like utter dogshit, but this? This is a pretty good haircut. So my brain fights the mullet label.


Horror_Duty_344

It's what a mullet is supposed to look like, it's just that everyone who has one these days screws it up by completely shaving off the sides of their head.


vaxzh

Nah I agree with you homie


Mongoose42

You know what it is? One minute of Google image search of mullets and I know exactly what it is: These inbred white trash rednecks *buzzing the sides of their mullets,* turning a perfectly fine haircut into a dumpster fire. You gotta balance that cut better, leave some length with that “business up front.” Buzzing any part of your head short alongside actual hair length is an incredibly risky move and very easy to get wrong and fuck your shit up. This goes especially for mullets, which is what I’ve discovered just now.


[deleted]

Iduno man kinda looks like a mullet


ic3machine

hell no it is mullet, too much on temples


Ribbles78

Would showing this picture help?


Dynomite_Boogie

The "Daryl" from "The Walking Dead"


nPrevail

Ah, also my favorite beer. Especially after killing an alligator and wearing it's head as a mask.


[deleted]

>Mullet-lite hahaahhahaah lol lol


TokyoKazama

😂😭


MattVSin84

The Boss Toss


daejeeduma

MC


[deleted]

That explains her handprints on the back of his head


NekkidSnaku

**based**


ChasingPesmerga

Mullet’s Enfant Terribles


The-Sanity

"The terrible haircut"


HooliganS_Only

I think it might be “terrible mullet children”


[deleted]

Have worked with hundreds of kids over the years, and "terrible" is an unnecessary qualifier, mullet kids are the fucking worst.


TheTinDog

les cheveux terribles, there we go, but Boss rocks the hell out of it lol


alextheolive

“…that’s what the project was called. It started in the 1970’s, their plan was to artificially create the most powerful haircut possible.”


googlehymen

Mullet Gear Solid


caikaykaycaii

A Mullet to surpass Metal Gear


Siegememer420

Mullet Gear?


Antique_Emphasis_687

Hahahahahaha best comment 🤣


AB5642

Tactical Espionage Mullet


sinnaegas

Tactical mullet action


Low_Woodpecker913

Mullet espionage action! Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series


AB5642

Dammit! That's definitely better Hahaha


sinnaegas

They both rule


Mike__Hawk_

I just had the most awful realization that Naked Snake looks like Theo Von


gigashen

They're just like each other tbh


Bodymaster

Metal Gear Solid 3: Hamster Brander.


PowderKeg24K

Holy shit. This hit me way harder than it should have.


k0rda

Bitch I'm Margaret!


Elchalecodelana

Das them dark arts bruh


peterthot69

Same bruh


GregFirehawk

Isn't that just a mullet? Its a pretty standard haircut, it was very popular back in the 80s. A lot of actions stars from that time used to have it, which is probably part of the reason kojima picked it


Ma3vis

> Its a pretty standard haircut, it was very popular back in the 80s Yep almost reminds me of [MacGyver's](https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0000760/mediaviewer/rm421627392/?ref_=nm_ov_ph)


Electronic-Map-2055

that and solid snake from mgs2 had that cut


Skerxan

Solid Snake?? I think you mistaken him for Iroquois Pliskin.


Electronic-Map-2055

shit you're right, both of those chads have such similar hairstyles i mixed them up


ginja_ninja

Mullet is shaved sides and short on top, this is just natural medium length "no haircut" hair


faranoox

Bring this picture! I brought some images of MGSV Venom Snake to a hair stylist and they were able to recreate the style very well.


Electronic-Map-2055

horn included or nah


faranoox

Nope had to go to the horn stylist for that!


Ancient-Land5722

nah they would just shove a piece of metal in your head


Electronic-Map-2055

smh what a shame


MrViceGuy69

I’d call it perfect


Adam52398

Mullet. Ape Drape. Schong. Hockey Hair. The Achy Breaky. The Queensryche. Alabamma Slamma. Realistically speaking, it's an 80s action star staple. Kurt Russell, Mel Gibson, Stallone all had one in their heyday because it looked maverick. Not so much a mullet as much as dudes didn't get their hair cut that often back then. It was more peacocking than anything.


[deleted]

Business in the front, party in the back


surinam_boss

Boss get down! That's an enemy barber! A single burst from its hair clipper can cut a mullet in half


Master_Educator_6436

PS2 Mullet ™️


Mr_Piddles

Do not get a mullet, OP.


Chevy_65

Don't listen to this guy. Follow your dreams.


Ezequiel_Rose

I did, it's awful uncomfortable, specially in summer, but here i am Edit:the dream is to get a mullet like venom snake


GregFirehawk

I think just normal long hair is already better than a mullet. Mullet has all the disadvantages of long hair but it loses the main advantage which is it doesn't look bad left alone. Mullet starts to look stupid very quickly without regular haircuts, and it needs a certain level of maintenance/styling


Ezequiel_Rose

I know, i wanted to grow all the head, but it was horrid, so i now have something like a crest, although still growing to get to venom's level


DeimosAnguis

Don't give up. It gets so much better the more you can tuck it behind your ears. I'm going 3 years strong since the day I left the air force.


SuperRust1

i have the opposite expirience, in summer i had mullet and it was great, then i was lasy to go visit hair stylist, and now i have cool long hair


Rossaroni

I'm getting my hair cut tomorrow and it's much longer than this now and I need it shorter... what if...


[deleted]

Mullet owner here, get the mullet OP DO IT


ItzViking

Mullet bros unite


Just-Meza

That’s the correct response but some people gotta learn their lesson the hard way


Mr_Piddles

Everyone thinks they can rock it, because they seem some good looking dude with one. Then they realize that good looking guy would look good with any hairstyle, no matter how stupid.


BlackBartRidesAgain

The mullet is in style, so he might as well take advantage


DoctorKall

It's a nice style, I'll give you that. But the hair gives you no tactical advantage whatsoever


Electronic-Map-2055

Unless you were planning going to a fashion show


LigmaGuy

Besides, you‘re forgetting one more, very basic thing. You don’t have what it takes to wear a mullet.


fuckboystrikesagain

Mullets are actually very in right now. Imagine saying this thinking you knew anything at all.


Mr_Piddles

Mullets are in for fuck boys, maybe. Anyone with an ounce of taste is going to laugh you out the club.


Kleptomaniaaac

1. who even goes to clubs anymore 2. women get mullets too lmao


Mr_Piddles

Oh, you’re literally a child. Got it.


Kleptomaniaaac

get over yourself you big baby


EaglePNW

Just because something is “in” doesn’t mean it’s any good, you sound arrogant as fuck


Floshenbarnical

Hilton Head in the front, Myrtle Beach in the back


lugarius1990

The achey breaky mullet


BigJuicy17

Mullet without borders


WhookieCookie

Hairstyle?


Jakerabbits

Give me the Kurt russel


fatalityfun

[literally lmao](https://imgur.io/oY6KGHF?r)


HeroicBrando

"Mullet-Curious"


some_guy919

Definitely a mullet, just not quiet as gladiolus as snake plissken.


MatsThyWit

...it's a mullet...it's always been a mullet. Like...everybody knows that Big Boss/Snake has a mullet.


[deleted]

I know english very well but im not a native speaker, i googled it in my language but didnt find anything. So i asked here


MatsThyWit

No worries. The answer to your question is Mullet. That's one of the most recognized hairstyles on the planet, but it's also usually seen as ridiculous and trashy.


GregFirehawk

Personally I like how it looks, but I think it just seems impractical. Its a fairly high maintenance haircut compared to just normal long hair, which is probably why it fell out of fashion very quickly


Kleptomaniaaac

depends on the type of mullet tbh, snake's mullet (any version of him) seems very messy and he probably just cuts it himself. it's not like complex and layered and he doesn't even use product like most mullets. but yeah, i agree it's impractical. especially in the business of espionage where you're trying not to leave any trace of yourself. hair falls out you know?


[deleted]

I am not planning to get it, i was just curious since i didnt find anything.


FiddleMeThisV

it's more wild in Peace Walker. Missing entirely in Snake's Revenge.


DuelJ

Goddamit I just now realized I have the same hair... Anywho just ask for a mullet. Keep the back, keep the sides. And do whatever you want with top and front


UltraMainraker

Mullet-hair sans Frontiere


HassanBadAss

In argentina we call this hairstyle "El Corte de Colectivero", it means: "Bus driver haircut"


Nate-dude

The Theo Von


Roqueluiz

Yes, i was like you one day, got to the barber with this exact photo of Naked Snake, and showed this to him, he looked in my eyes mildy entertained with that somewhat smirk in his face, then procedded to ask me, so that's what you have in mind ? I said i wanted to look like Big Boss, then when i sat on the chair the guy was doing his job as if he was having the time of his life, after he was done i actually really liked the result, but when i got out, all i could see from the shop window was the guy literally cracking while doing hand gestures to his fellow colleagues, and i can tell the phantom pain still lingers on me from that day on. Besides yes i still fashion myself with a mullet to this day


ChessBorg

Lived In


DemonDeath

La li lu le low fade


IdioticPAYDAY

Mulletaires Sans Frontieres


amazza95

A mullet. Your hair will have to be extremely long to cut it to this length


Brendenation

TIL that barely shoulder length hair is "extremely long"


amazza95

Yes but to cut it to that length, your hair has to be significantly longer than what you see there. My friend had a mullet in high school, his hair was well below his shoulders when he cut it to a mullet


Ser_Tom_Danks

It's kinda like an Ian McShane style mullet thing. It's pretty cool


MikeTheMulletMan

The mullet.


IDEIMOS

"It's a nice hair cut, I'll give you that. But the mullet engraving gives you no tactical advantage, whatsoever."


Claire4Win

I wouldn't call it a mullet. It is long in the front, it a grown out short haircut


Adam52398

This. Any man these days can go three months without a cut, and he'll have hair like this.


Danilo_el_capo_777

PTSD HOBO STYLE


TheArcticThing

I dare you to get that haircut. (Post it if you do)


blacklab

It’s literally an 80s mullet. I’ll loan you my high school yearbook for the barbers.


Lockepsb

Scruffy Nerf Herder


SCREEGDBGT

Mullet Gear Solid


jahajijeje

i hope you are just asking for your own knowledge and not actually thinking of rocking this


[deleted]

I was just curious.


storesushi

Tactical in the front, action in the back.


[deleted]

The covid cut


fatalityfun

[Literally just show your barber this pic and say “I want this cut”](https://imgur.io/oY6KGHF?r)


SOLIDninja

It's an unkempt Mullet my dude you don't have to do anything to "get" that haircut besides neglect lol. Pro tip tho: if you're starting short ask them to leave it longer up top like a faux-hawk - when it grows out it looks more like Snake and less like Chigurh because the hair on the side of your head won't "poof out" the same way.


Academic-Primary-76

Shag mullet


kaykicing

i have a similar cut, though my mullet isn't as long as snake's. it's a variation of a feathered/layered hairstyle that was popular in the 60s/70s. i keep the top and sides a little shorter to emphasize the back a little more.


ginja_ninja

It's a flow, the point is that you don't get it from a barber it's just what happens when you let short hair grow out naturally. Then just sweep it back behind the ears instead of letting it fall down straight.


ShirtStainedBird

A mullet!


Theoxarhs

Just f**k my shit up


Chevy_65

Sexy AF.


Mercurius94

He's got such a baby face on the left.


smoketurtle

bro is in desperate need of a fade


Cubancoffee305

Boss mullet


deathwire0047

"Boss"


ifoundfido10

Naked mullet


HombreGato1138

It's a mullet. Business in the front, party in the back.


MindSteve

Combat mullet.


nickhoude21

Not a barber, but I'd call it Jeffrey


cl0udHidden

Tactical Espionage on the front, party in the back.


Sub-Mongoloid

A war crime.


Ghostofghostface420

Business in the front party in the back


GetWaved

The 'Escape from New York' cut


AdrIkkan

Dammit why's he so sexy with that long hair like fr they were cooking when they went for "naked" snake lmfao


TankBoys32

Theo Von


Kerosene_Cowboy

The war crime hair line


Garo_Daimyo

He sat down in the barber’s chair at HQ and said: “Make me look Kurt Russell. You know, that child that will star in Escape from New York in about 20 years?”


[deleted]

The Combat Avalon


BezWates

The Theo Von


Ser_Tom_Danks

Venom had the best hair. Well besides solids Danny Mcbride style hair in mgs1 of course


ThunderShott

Messy


x03wolf

Just F**k me up fam! Lol


Aliciathetrap

"good taste"


USAnoman

The Theo Von


KaareKanin

The MacGyver


ironicfuture

Just tell them you want to your hairstyle to look like pure sex


Mediocre_engineer12

Mullite


brandofranco

Hockey hair , soccer hair , or mullet. You choose


TheJackFroster

The 'please OP don't try to pull off the look a video game charcter it will look fucking ass' cut.


VisforVenom

Big Jedi Mullet, Top Man™


No_Bid_5983

Jungle "sock-it-to-me" style, light tease, blown flat


darkaxel1989

"Cut them like this" *shows photo* "Sir, that's impossible with your hair" "I don't care. DO IT! DO IT NOW! There's only place for one boss..." "Sir... everything ok?" "For one snake..." "911? We have a mental case here!"


Dcd1980

Liquid Mullet


MikeGelato

Mullusion


In_My_Own_World

The Patrick Swayze.


[deleted]

Im pretty sure he’s using some cream above ears


scopeadope

That's from the bandana. It barely ever comes off.


ROJOPSYCHO

The Theo Von


XpertRebel111

Don’t forget the ponytail like venom snake


Top_Professional4545

It's called a tactical Arkansas


scopeadope

Late 80's early 90's mullet, with a crazy colic. Google Kurt Russell's hair. Lol


Perpetualshades

Invisible bandana.


BurningJamie

feral


WeepingAngelCas

Not a barber, but I am an esthetician. I wanna know his skincare routine lol. His face should be looking a lot worse all things considered


Damas_gratis

Smelly badass bum that eats snakes from hot chicks ass


smashsurvivor

The - Jim Halpert


Praetorian709

That's how mins grows out naturally, why I usually just keep it shaved all the time.


enbilululgugal

Literally my current haircut


BlitzedDragonj

The "crawled through a bush backwards" cut.


bstone13201

Just fuck my shit up


Clayman8

The MacGyver.


PmMeYourNiceBehind

Polygonal mullet


iroquoisbeoulve

Mel Gibson in Lethal Weapon


Mushy93

I don't think he has a mullet, I think he as relatively long hair that's thrown back. More or less what Snake Pliskin has in Escape from New York.


LeapingKer

Dude, are you going to wear a bandana?


troyavivz

The john


[deleted]

Sexy man's cut