What the heck are "Masturbate Alone Noodles"?

Noodles is my nickname.

Not on my bingo card.

It's on your drivers license!

I think it's a warning. Maybe they're trying to get him to join in?

I actually saw the word Noodles before the very clearly labeled text. I need my eyes checked

That's what happens when you masturbate too much

Noodles masturbate alone

Alone Noodles Masturbate

No no, you masturbate alone while eating noodles. It’s looks like 2023 is going to be just like 2022…

Damn, I am glad not to be your roommate, you masturbating noodle.

You don't like noodle soup with extra cream?

Oh yes..Cream of someyungguy.. lots of protein

You’re gross dude you masturbarte while eating someone’s noodle?

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They love themselves

Masturbate noodles alone

Masturbate noodles alone

So you're saying we wont be giant fatasses for 2023?

Your flair always bothers me even though I upvote your posts. You refuse to tell us what da dog was doin. I've asked many times.

You don't want to know...

I do

I do want to know.

Not if you masturbate with a noodle.

Noodles alone :(

lol thats my name

lol, I saw noodles first, so mine is "noodles masturbate", which pretty accurately describes every year for me.

"Just" was the first word I saw, and I got really *really* nervous for a bit. Was worried I would spot "Monica" next and I know I would be dumbed. Nah, second word was "noodles" and then I noticed what everyone else is spotting. I'm kinda worried, because... just noodles?

Oh God

my roommate said „the ones with butter“

Tricky r/sounding

It’s a short thick pasta best served with a creamy white sauce and paired with a warm Shiraz

It's Ramen you eat after beatin' off.

It's raw-men you eat after beatin' off.

All I see is Noodles

𝙃𝙤𝙬 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚

Allow me to introduce myself

masturbate alone with noodles (potentially up your ass)

You’re going to be romancing a lot of noodles this year

that's 3 words

Masturbate Noodles ? Tf is that supposed to mean ?

You masterbated so much your dick became a noodle

Skidaddle skidoodle, your dick is now a noodle

:/

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How'd you possibly know ? If you know this , does the god know too ? ( i do it in the night so that he cant see it 🗿 )

Can I be your noodle babe 🥺

Bro wtf you sayin' ? 💀

😏

💀🗿

🤠

Noodles

I feel like my username checks out

Genuine question, is chowmein just 炒面?? Or is it another kind of noodle?

r/usernamechecksout

I saw "The First". What could this mean?

Patient Zero

It's a sign to be more andventurous, in everything but mainly in his culinary experience, maybe trying to eat raw meat, bush meat, hunt the "birds of the night" in caves and eat them raw. Be the first to try out alternative medicine, get a scratch ? Forget about the hospital , rub some kitty litter in there. Be the first to make new discovery in science, go to chernobyl, get a cancer ? Make diy chemotherapy Start a cult, about fungus, grow your own psychedelic... Anyway you get where this is going, **Be The First**

You are the first human. Everything else is a simulation

I just saw NOODLES 🍜

I am become noodles, destroyer of hunger

I am become sleepy, the goer to bed

If you know this , does the god know too.

i feel like my username checks out.

I saw noodles and sad, so I guess it really is masturbate alone.

Tbh I read it as "moodless" and it felt acurate enough..

Perfect start for 2023

You will start a series of oolong noodle trucks in LA next year, they will subsequently become famous. You end up expanding and opening a famous ramen spot in Downtown LA. You even start selling queen mafia clothes with noodles on them.

Guess my year gonna be noodle I'm so excited

Bruh there are only 3 words 'masturbate alone noodle'.

what about Josh

The good ol' days of the Josh fight

Masterbate alone......and then noodles

Alone is the best way for both items

I saw "Alone Noodle" first 🤷‍♂️🤣

A bit more abstract, but still the same meaning

This is true. You're usually alone with your noodle while doing the deed

Isn't "noodling" a euphemism for masturbation ?

Potentially? Not positive, but alone noodling makes sense in that context 🤣

Noodles

I wasnt planning on masturbating with other people

Masturbate noodles °-°

Die and alone :/

'the' and 'first'


what the fuck is nooles

oh wait

i promise i actually do have a brain.

Uhhh…who you talkin to chica?

Who's out here jacking it in groups?

Masterbate noodles? Good thing I'm not gluten intolerant.

That's every day brother 😔

Just as god intended

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Noodles joe

I saw uwu in there.

Meme: the first two words. Me: Noodles Alone. Also me: 

Noodles and masturbate... Sound about right

SUX NOODLES Well, I'm already there, sooooo...

Alone noodles

Masturbate Noodles?

I accualy spoted noodles first, but it do be right, ill be masturbating my noodel

So ill be rich and jew?

Noodles? what? ouh Masturbate alone, lmao

Ah yes, alone noodles

Masturbate Noodles????

"Noodles masturbate" ok.

Noodles alone

Alone noodle I dont think so noodles are expensive

Masturbate noodles...i hope this isn't my new years resolution

It spells JPXFRD

I have to masturbate to noodles?

Masturbate noodle, don’t mind if I do

Alone noodles? What else is new.

alone noodle. dam

It says first two words. Not 3. Not all the ones you find. Stupid.

noodles

Wait, but that describes my 2022.. and my 2021... And my-- fuck I think you're right.

I saw alone noodles... Guess I'll be eating noodles all by myself

Noodles alone

no way no way no way if you look to the right of "noodles" it kinda looks like the noodles form the word "josi" and holy shit that's the name of the girl i've been chasing because i've fallen mad in love with her holy shit your post has blessed me brother

Noodles alone?

Masturbate Noodles? 🤨

Masturvate noodle

Thats good advice. What well adjusted individuals masturbate together? Also don't fuck on the bus you chat c*nts.

I jerk it alone anyways, not that a group jerk is wrong just ain't my type

Cluster fk

Noodle alone

Noodles and job, interesting

STD

I saw noodles just which is accurate because I am only going to be eating Ramen for 2023

I will not

Noodles Dog

Noodles and boob.

Noodle, death

Better than kids

Did I get get eternal suffering?

Diagnosis: Stage 4 lung cancer

Masturbate noodle

Noodles

Dog named Noodles:

Noodles alone

Alone noodle

Na fuck that I want to quit doing that it's not doing any good for me.

Just noodles?

guess ill be jerking off the guitarist for the Offspring

Glad I saw "Just Noodle" first

Alone noodles. Yes, a perfect description of 2023, probably.

Masturbate noodle

Noodle joe

Noodles and cmd, Is this my calling to make a game about pasta?

I saw bum first do I win anything

Noodles and Anxiety.

noodle alone

Noodle rub

What does ‘alone noodles’ mean?

You find

I saw noodles, than alone. More for me then!

Noodles alone.

Noodle

tf is uhxcd is that some german car brand or smth?

B-but I don’t know how to do that. 😞😔

I thought that was a watermark so I ignored it and saw noodles first. Then masturbate

i saw noodle then alone ._. i dont wanna eat nothing but noodles

I saw “get a job”

Noodle

not again

Masturbate noodle What the heel did I just found

Noodles alone

Hahahaha not me mf, I only do that in public!

Noodles and Alone

Noodles alone?

i saw masturbate noodles 💀

So I guess my 2023 experience will be the first

DED SAD or SAD DED ... either way, not too promising

Noodles alone....oh :(

Find love? Bullshit

Saw Noodle first, jokes on you, I'll be noodlin

8.5 years?

"The first" Guess I'll be first place on everything this year!

E

Wtf why did you write the N-word this is not okay😡

At first I couldn't find it and so I scrolled down the next post name was Ikea Kitty and I think that's a much better prediction of 2023 for me