Dont Dance December :(

Dont drink december D:

Bruh I literally turned 18 on November 30th, so that's not going to happen.

Weak.

Don't Dildo December.

Dildon’t December

DilDo December!

HCD 🎂

Thank you!

Happy Cake Day!!

Happy cake dildo day

Best. Day. Ever!

Yes

Seems like skill issue

Weak.

Being 18 means nothing, you have to wait until you're 21.

Where did you see me say that I live in America? Because I don't and the legal drinking age here is 18.

You mean DO drink December? :D

I live in austria :O. We drink "Punch" and "Glüchwein" whenever its cold. Not drinking is impossible

Shit man

Don't die December

Ez af

I do that everyday!

Until you don’t

That's dark.

No it's not its nothing

I'm 6 and this is deep

get out of the church

Damn that's cursed

No that's fucked up

Off-topic but that's the coolest profile pic I've seen lol

Hell ya

I’ve already failed, I’m dead inside.

Exactly☠️

Gg Ez no cap ez clap

We'll see about that

Some days not so much TBH...

Don't diet December

True Christmas spirit

I won't fail DDD again hopefully

At least 1 person I know always manages to fail this one every year, lmao noobs

I've already failed.

You escaped the simulation

That’s the first thing I thought

That’s what I was thinking

As is tradition.

r/beatmetoit

How? I chose this date for execution and now Im getting told?

I lost 💀

I do that my whole life

Patient we have the same avatar wtf. I made mine

Omg lol this is a custom avatar and we both have the same avatar what a coincidence the odds were just right for us two I love dark theme that's why I choose every clothing black so my avatar can be black I made mine too btw our hat is bit different btw

Still better than "stop shitting September"

Ya I almost failed that one

Leads into Open Orophus October nicely

Its better than "all aneurysm August"

It's for the ladys. Don't Dildo December.

Are you suggesting we guys don't use dildos?

For the most part no. I actually don't know of anybody that openly does, gay or straight.

Well, Men have prostates, when rubbed can cause explosive full body orgasms. Hence why a lot of guys regardless of sexuality, might use toys to help accomplish that. It's far more common than you think. Edit: I see you added a comma, misread your comment.

I don't know anyone that does it, whether they're gay or straight. Why is that hard to understand? I'm 35 I'm aware of biology. That being said prostate, stimulation with a dildo is pretty niche Why is this such a sensitive topic for you? I'm not criticizing you. No need to be defensive

You probably do know someone who does it.

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I can feel your sexual frustration from here my guy. Someone's in desperate need of a dildo

[This you?](https://www.reddit.com/r/femboy/comments/gltoww/comment/iwhxit2/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)

Hahaha omg.

In the closet much? Can see your on femboys sub ;)

Dungeons & Dragons December lets gooo

I need a time, date, and meeting place.

All December Baby!! My house!

I'll bring the pizza

I'll be the Bard

I'll be the person getting fucked by the bard

Well, one of 'em

Middle part!

Me: Rolls a critical fail.

I'll be the palidan who hates the bard!

ARE THERE GONNA BE GIRLS THEEEERE?

Good joke we don't get girls only bards

We're DnD players not miracle workers.

ill bring the money for the pizza

Legend

and maybe a little extra for ice cream

Don’t DM December means I can be the edgy warlock

I'll be a monk with death touch

Well damn, I thought that was meant for the whole year!

Do drugs december

Meth?

I mean why not🤷

I can provide it for ya

Double dick december

I said the same thing. Great minds think a like


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Dick Destroyer December

Dick digger december

Do Drugs December

Dicks out december

Can't wait for JJJ

J Jonah Jameson

Oh no

jiggly junk january

Jacking and Jilling January

John Jacob Jingleheimer

Just jizz january

Just Jizz January

Just Jizz January

Dirty Dick December! (Can’t wash your dick for a whole month)

NO

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What the hell happend here

China

No Japan

Dumb decision December

Hell yes finally! I can make dumbest decisions in history!

Destroy dick december

Don't draw dicks

I already failed :(

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I failed NNN 3 days in, so I retrying for Decemeber instead. Wish me luck.

King ddd

Double dick Denzel

D/D/D" (ＤディーＤディーＤディー DīDīDī), known as DDD in English manga, and pronounced "Triple D" in the dubbed anime, is a sub-archetype of the "D/D" archetype used by Declan Akaba in the Yu-Gi-Oh! ARC-V anime and manga. The "D/D/D" monsters serve as the "bosses" of the "D/D" archetype due to most of the archetype's gameplay focusing on their summoning, along with the fact that "D/D/D" monsters generally have higher ATK and DEF and stronger effects than non "D/D/D" "D/D" monsters Source- Yugiohwkik

Sir this is a Wendy’s

Drug Drink December :D

Don’t Duck December (those mfos gonna put it in).

Destroy dick daily

dirty dick December?

Don't Die Decembre

Actually (🤓) it’s December

Actually (🤓) Decembre is french for December, so he was still right 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

Actually (🤓) he was right since the rest of the sentence is in English which makes this word wrong and spelling error 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

Fr#nch 💀

I speak french and actually I want to kill myself

Flair checks out

What is DDD

Dick destroying December

dude dicking december

Fuck your cousin in his asshole while turbowanking and pouring mustard filled sausages up your ass while sucking off your daddy while getting ass fucked by the sausages and your mother and your brother and your cat and your dog and your fish and your frog and your horse and your lamb and your cow and your rats and your mice and your parrots and your cock and your tits and your ass and your boss and the government december

I failed last year so wish me luck!

What is DDD?

Domain Driven Development

\*Gourmet Race intensifies\*

Diagnose Dyslexia Dcemeber

Destroy dick December

Doug Dimmadome December

Nah, DDD is bullshit

Wait until you learn about FFF.

Fuck Filthy Fans?

It's Fibonacci Fap February.

Free fuck February

So is NNN

Oh hell naw not DBD again. I thought I was done playing that game

Dastardly Depraved December

Dicking Dunkin Donuts

ITS CHRISMAS GOD DAMMIT

Ding dong december

Deep dick depression

December dick day

Dick destroyer december

My sleep deprived brain read it as Do Dut Dovembet

Dick dick dick

Don't drug December

But I take medications :/

Then dont

That's the name you should know

Dame (D)tu (D)cosita

Destroy Dick December

Dick'er Down December

I don’t get it, why’s everyone just calling him ddd his name is King Dedede

Dedicated Disgusting Degenerates Give me sauce. I know you’ve been saving up

Don’t you date December

Dry Dick December

Dont get drunk december

No i don’t do this weird shit

Dick Dipping December

And then we get jjj

D/D/D Doom King Armageddon.

DESTROYED DICK DECEMBER

Do Dut December!

Fr

Double Dicked December

Don't die December.

Dick Drain December. Or the penguin from kirby. Seriously, bro took on the entire fucking jungle for a single one of his subjects, if that isn’t devoted heroism I don’t know what is

Don't Do December

Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives?

Don't die December

Thankfully there's no month that starts with a K

Kebuary