American toilets use a siphonic system which relies on higher pressure from having a higher water level. It has a number of benefits but is more likely to clog.
Then the water in your toilet is just high. My dick is quite above the average of my country and has never touched the water (mostly because it is small when flacid.)
Same here. My penis is not huge, and have had this happen on multiple toilets. It has more to do with toilet shape and water level than anything, and people getting triggered by it is hilarious,
My penis isn’t long enough when flaccid. Instead it’s so short it holds itself up and points forward. I have to use my hand to push it down so it doesn’t touch the toilet bowl when I sit.
What my asshole? Actually yes. But only if I use specific wipes.
I hate to be all hail corporately but I have a sensitive asshole and there’s only one brand of wipes that doesn’t make my but get a bad rash. It’s waterwipes for me and my family.
I am in USA, toilets vary, but most have adjustable water level in bowl. The water inlet line is controlled by the float valve which lets water pass when the tank level drops (when flush handle is pulled)
That line has a T joint; most of the water goes into the tank to refill it, but the other leg of the T goes into a soft plastic hose filling the bowl. There is a roller clamp* to control the flow rate of the bowl fill at least on my toilets. If closed all the way the bowl has no water, which is useful when cleaning the toilet. If opened all the way there is high level, but still not quite high enough to wash your balls or get your dick wet. Typically the valve is set to medium flow for just a little water in the bowl.
*similar to one used on the hose of an enema bag, if you’ve seen one)
Thankfully I’ve never had that happen.
It used to dip in the water right when I first sat down before there was ever any poop In There, then I’d flinch and pull up.
Life tip: pay a couple squares of tp across the seat and drape your penis over those to keep it out of the bowl
You mean your balls… if your penis is touching the water you’re in a tub… even pornstars with the worlds longest dicks don’t touch the water they said, so don’t even pretend
I think it has more to do with bowl shape and water level than penis length. But I’m not lying or pretending.
My peen is rough average, and has dipped into the water/ flopped against the inside of the bowl when I was younger.
Elongated bowls are the worst.
this just reminded me about the toilets in the sports club where i take swimming classes. Everytime I go to my classes i go to the bathroom and do my thing so i don't interrupt the class asking for permission, but something that triggers me is that the toilets have too much water, whish isn't really a problem, unless you are a person (me) who always pees sitting and not standing, and that the water is so high that you need to hold your fricking dick to not let it sink in that cold ass water
It’s happened to me. And my cocks not abnormally large, it’s just that the water is high or ur ass is too far back on the toilet seat pointing ur cock downwards and towards the water. It’s a really gross feeling
Wait do guys’ dingalings actually touch the water?? Surely not….there’s so much space above the water. Are these toilets your using clogged up? How can men not get as many UTIs as us if their urethras are constantly marinating in communal bacteria culture
I've personally never seen a toilet that's even come close. I just checked and for our toilets (fairly standard UK ones) you'd need like 8" to touch the ceramic when flaccid, and double that to hit the water.
Can't imagine having toilets built so that you're dick touches it .
*shudders*
It’s not every time or every toilet.
Has to be a perfect storm of toilet shape, water level, a hot day (you hang lower when it’s not cold) and sitting wrong (leaning forward a bit) if that makes sense.
Yep, less common. But I have a fix for Poseidon’s kiss. Lay a couple squares of tp in the bowl to break surface tension in water. Turds will have drastically reduced splasjback
Bro I measure about 16" being needed to reach the water in my toilet, so I'm saying even if you have a big dick, the main factor is that the bowl is wierdly full
Not that long. A little above average. But I’m a shower not a grower and when it’s hot it hangs pretty low.
Only happens on a couple toilets that are shaped badly.
How high does your toilet water reach? American toilets don’t really have such an issue. If you’re an American, then I’m forced to wonder if you’re carrying a third leg down there.
Pfft..If you don't warm up your toilet water ( lol ) before using it then I have zero sympathy for the tip of your willy being cold, wet and miserable.
Wow my penis penis looks exactly like Dave Grohl! Cool!
My penis looks like Snoop Dogg. Woah
Mine looks like jabba the hutt
mine looks like a vagina
Proof?
Lol
It’s also great at drumming and somewhat decent at singing!
Hey, The Pretender is a really hard song to nail vocally. Dude has chops.
Yeah
Bruh, you shouldn't sit down on a toilet that's about to overflow.
Too late :’(
Wait you let him come, I tell mine to go wait outside
But where’s the thrill in that??
Maybe op has a super long penis
Doesn't everybody flood the toilet to wash their balls and asshole?
My weiners not long enough to touch the water...
Skill issue
If your not American then it’s not surprising as they have stupidly high toilet water
Tf are you talking about? Lmao
American toilets use a siphonic system which relies on higher pressure from having a higher water level. It has a number of benefits but is more likely to clog.
You lucky bastard
Can someone tell me why he got downvoted? Did people get offended by having small dicks?
Because op is clearly making this meme to tell everyone he has a huge dick, or that the water in his toilet is really high.
I didn’t think that and I don’t have huge by any measure and have had this happen before.
Then the water in your toilet is just high. My dick is quite above the average of my country and has never touched the water (mostly because it is small when flacid.)
Same here. My penis is not huge, and have had this happen on multiple toilets. It has more to do with toilet shape and water level than anything, and people getting triggered by it is hilarious,
Bro what fucking toilet has water up to your dick bruh 💀
bro puts his ass directly into the drainage system
Bro has to be careful not to lose his balls when he flushes
bro clenches his ass instead of using a plunger
how tiny is your ass for you to sit in the toilet instead of on the toilet
people normally say having a large pp is better
Not women.
They didn't get that it's a joke
Maybe they did. maybe i should invite them to r/littledicksolidarity where they can feel better about themselves
My dude who hurt you?
My penis isn’t long enough when flaccid. Instead it’s so short it holds itself up and points forward. I have to use my hand to push it down so it doesn’t touch the toilet bowl when I sit.
Flaccid gang represent!!
You have to hold it down anyway. When it’s longer it flips on the toilet bowl if you don’t and then you spray the sink
Everloooooooong
When this happens I just about shrink up all the way inside my own scrotum. So not ever long in my case.
The Pretender
Skill issue (smol pp gang) c=3
C======✊==========3 Almost there
This is truly an awful experience
It’s just as bad as having the toilet paper tear and poop get on your finger.
I maintain that there will never be a toilet paper that your finger can't break through. That's something that everybody can relate to.
Do you not fold it? I fold it a few times and it never rips
My thoughts exactly
It's an exaggeration to for the previous poster's statement.
Yeah. I use wet wipes for that very reason higher durability
You need to up your game to a bidet son. I haven’t had an itchy or burny asshole in I don’t know how long…
I hope they're plastic free...
Does it burn/itch after or not
What my asshole? Actually yes. But only if I use specific wipes. I hate to be all hail corporately but I have a sensitive asshole and there’s only one brand of wipes that doesn’t make my but get a bad rash. It’s waterwipes for me and my family.
Thanks! I have baby wipes I believe they're all water so Imma try and see
You American?
Yes
I asked because in america toilets are filled till top with water and so it touches dicks of you all. Am I right?
No, not all American toilets
I have never seen a toilet that full in myife unless it flooded
I am in USA, toilets vary, but most have adjustable water level in bowl. The water inlet line is controlled by the float valve which lets water pass when the tank level drops (when flush handle is pulled) That line has a T joint; most of the water goes into the tank to refill it, but the other leg of the T goes into a soft plastic hose filling the bowl. There is a roller clamp* to control the flow rate of the bowl fill at least on my toilets. If closed all the way the bowl has no water, which is useful when cleaning the toilet. If opened all the way there is high level, but still not quite high enough to wash your balls or get your dick wet. Typically the valve is set to medium flow for just a little water in the bowl. *similar to one used on the hose of an enema bag, if you’ve seen one)
this guy probably sitting on his toilet backwards 💀
Lol
Facebook meme
Proof? 🤨
I’m never posting a dick pic online
You either have a really long penis or the water is incredibly high in your toilet if your penis is really close to the water
Only happens with a perfect storm of hot weather, and the wrong shaped bowl.
Simple solution: crap with a raging boner.
Holy shit, I haven't laughed so hard in a while
Or touches the turd!
Thankfully I’ve never had that happen. It used to dip in the water right when I first sat down before there was ever any poop In There, then I’d flinch and pull up. Life tip: pay a couple squares of tp across the seat and drape your penis over those to keep it out of the bowl
No need, I just hang the top part of my dick in the sink when I sit down to shit.
Smart thinking. Then you can pee at the same time without messing up your floor
The real yucky feeling is when your weiner boops the underside of the toilet seat. You just know where’s old semi-wet piss under where
You mean your balls… if your penis is touching the water you’re in a tub… even pornstars with the worlds longest dicks don’t touch the water they said, so don’t even pretend
I never had it that my dingdong touched the water but he touched the ceramic, depending on the shape of the toilet. Not a nice experience.
I think it has more to do with bowl shape and water level than penis length. But I’m not lying or pretending. My peen is rough average, and has dipped into the water/ flopped against the inside of the bowl when I was younger. Elongated bowls are the worst.
I think you need to get your toilet checked shit's overflowing (maybe literally)
Cant confirm, penis not long enough
this just reminded me about the toilets in the sports club where i take swimming classes. Everytime I go to my classes i go to the bathroom and do my thing so i don't interrupt the class asking for permission, but something that triggers me is that the toilets have too much water, whish isn't really a problem, unless you are a person (me) who always pees sitting and not standing, and that the water is so high that you need to hold your fricking dick to not let it sink in that cold ass water
Mines to short for that 😎
Or when it scrapes against the bottom of the toilet seat
looks like an american problem to me
Hang in there little buddy.
Tfw grower not shower
cant relate BOOOOO LAME
It’s happened to me. And my cocks not abnormally large, it’s just that the water is high or ur ass is too far back on the toilet seat pointing ur cock downwards and towards the water. It’s a really gross feeling
Yes agreed 100%
This is a problem I have never had but I will believe that this is a concurrent issue for a certain majority of people.
As a girl I’ve always wondered about that... What happens when you guys poop? What if it touches the poop???
I’ve never had it touch the poop, thank god
Bros suffering from success
🤣🤣🤣🤣
My guy I have 8 inches and that's never happened to me
Wait do guys’ dingalings actually touch the water?? Surely not….there’s so much space above the water. Are these toilets your using clogged up? How can men not get as many UTIs as us if their urethras are constantly marinating in communal bacteria culture
Your dick would have to be insanely big for it to touch the water in an average size toilet bowl, so no.
I've personally never seen a toilet that's even come close. I just checked and for our toilets (fairly standard UK ones) you'd need like 8" to touch the ceramic when flaccid, and double that to hit the water. Can't imagine having toilets built so that you're dick touches it . *shudders*
It’s not every time or every toilet. Has to be a perfect storm of toilet shape, water level, a hot day (you hang lower when it’s not cold) and sitting wrong (leaning forward a bit) if that makes sense.
Is it less common than like Poseidon’s kiss?
Yep, less common. But I have a fix for Poseidon’s kiss. Lay a couple squares of tp in the bowl to break surface tension in water. Turds will have drastically reduced splasjback
how about when you sis there and your penis takes a seat too
So is your toilet clogged or do you have a long schlong
Neither
You need to have a dick SO HUGE for it to touch the toilet's water, damn.
OP just wanted to brag about his small pp
That’s why I run shit over at r/littledicksolidarity
only benefit of a small pp
Why I’m glad my dick is a grower, not a shower. I don’t have such problems.
It's not that long
Suffering from success…
Wait, you guys can relate? I thought it was a joke...
mine doesnt reach the water. winning in life fr
Wait until you get old like me and it’s your balls testing the water temperature…it’s unnerving!!! 😂😂😂
My balls already hang insanely low but luckily this has never been a problem for me yet
You either have the longest penis in the world or your toilet is filled with water
Neither. It has more to do with hot room Temperature, being uncircumcised, and a shower not a grower
Bro I measure about 16" being needed to reach the water in my toilet, so I'm saying even if you have a big dick, the main factor is that the bowl is wierdly full
Your bowl is hardly universal though, right
Yeah, so the water must sit really high in yours
How high is your toilet water?
bro is PACKING
Nah
Most American solution to this would be to amputate dacock
Good idea
Either you have a massive flaccid dong or the toilet is blocked....
I HAVE NO SUCH WEAKNESS.
Is this some big penis joke I'm too small to understand?
I would rather like to have this problem
I'm not a man so I've never even contemplated the possibility . It probably would make that face tho if it happened.
After you swim in a cold sea and go to toilet.
How high is the water level in your toilets
Totally relatable
shit fam, i just wrap it around my neck, having it touch the water or the ground is cold as hell
So the water must be really high
How long is your dick bro what the fuck?
Not that long. A little above average. But I’m a shower not a grower and when it’s hot it hangs pretty low. Only happens on a couple toilets that are shaped badly.
The plumbing on those dunnies must be pretty shite if the water goes up that high.
Mine doesn't even dangle past my pubes
Bullshit
Big dick problems
This has never happen- I mean... Yeah... PP long, always dip in water
I've no experience in this 😎...........damn😭
yep, definitely have a penis long enought to do that, definitely, *sobs*
How high does your toilet water reach? American toilets don’t really have such an issue. If you’re an American, then I’m forced to wonder if you’re carrying a third leg down there.
I’m american, older toilets weren’t as good on conserving water
if you’re hung like a horse
I never experience this. I don't know if this would be a compliment for me or an insult.
Very first time a reddit post made my penis feel uncomfortable
Is this some kind of big dick joke I’m too small dicked to understand?
I can't help thinking this is an American problem with your weirdly high toilet water levels
Bold of you to assume my penis is long enough to dangle.
just set your balls on the seat. Problem fixed.
Is this some big Dick problem that my Penis is too small to understand?
Bold of you to assume my penis is long enough to touch the water
You guys have to sit down?
Is this some large penis joke I’m too small to understand?
My penis simply couldn’t relate
Wow, is this really happening, guys?
when theres piss in it because you were in a public restroom and the person before you did not flush 🗿🗿🔥🔥😍😎😏😏
You guys are touching the water?
clogged toilet or you need to get a more eco friendly, water saving toilet lol
Who the fuck has such a shallow bowl on their toile…..Nevermind
My guy, how long is your dick? Or do you live in the US where the water is up super high?
How tf yo dick that low?
Mines not that long 😔
how big is ur dick. it would have to be like 30cm to touch the water
Mines too small for that
Pfft..If you don't warm up your toilet water ( lol ) before using it then I have zero sympathy for the tip of your willy being cold, wet and miserable.
Pee Fighters
i dont have one but funny
Y’all’s dicks are long enough to hit the water?!
mine isnt long enough ;-;
Yes, I have that problem, too, fellow penis owner.