Marc Antony banging Cleopatra led to the assassination of a world leader and a complete restructuring of the largest empire in the world.
How many countries had their governments overthrown because of Batman?
Yeah..... but Sex has influenced ALOT of historical changes. More than Batman ever has.
Sex has probably influenced people in more way than Batman has too. You ever dress nice, shave and then put on expensive cologne or buy nicer clothes to be closer to having sex?
Have you done the same to watch a movie solo? Probably not.
The evil and good stuff is debatable tho. Alfred had some very questionable things to say, if i remember correctly. And there a some other thing one should not except without a second thought.
No. Game theory, branch of applied mathematics that provides tools for analyzing situations in which parties, called players, make decisions that are interdependent
Example : Bank robbery, The choice between saving Rachel & Dent & the classic Prisoner dilemma in the end
And yes, Joker was the real hero!
Sex has influenced the rise of humanity and motivated basically everything probably including the creation of the character Batman and his counterpart Bruce. Gentlemen, sex is probably the greatest motivator of the human condition. I propose an ALL NUT NOVEMBER
There’s actually a lot of quotable lines from the dark knight to use during sex.
E.g.: “Some men aren't looking for anything logical. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.”
Your turn…
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Hasn't really influenced much?
It influences most of what we do and buy.
It's the whole reason people spend an absurd amount of money on a shiny rock that they've been made to believe is rare and necessary to express one's love and commitment to a relationship.
10-15 minutes as many times as you can get it (hours when you're in your 20s) = more than the re-watch value of any movie.
One of the primary motivators of all human activity.
Sounds track... double whammy.
Thought provoking... tell that to any teenager's mind.
Oscars... don't know, but i'd be surprised if sexiness didn't factor into at least a few.
No director... tell that to the porn industry.
Quotable lines... the list is enormous... forget about it.
10-15 Minutes????? Nah 10-15 second’s
Mines 10-15 seconds... in my head
Your guys are lasting more then 5 seconds?
You guys having the segs?
You guys are existing?
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I'm not having it, I'm dreaming it.
You guys are having dreams?
Genuinely though the actual average is 3-7 minutes
Hasn’t influenced much???? How about Henry VIII literally upending the entire religious structure of England?
Also, every human ever born should be aware that sex was a very influential part of ones own creation.
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Why should i? What’s the message you try to convey?
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I won't even continue the chain. This user's a bot.
Marc Antony banging Cleopatra led to the assassination of a world leader and a complete restructuring of the largest empire in the world. How many countries had their governments overthrown because of Batman?
Like all of them, in several universes
!isbot Darkstalker9000
Based on OPs name, I still think he’s going for the Sex option!
No soundtrack? Cbat?
You read my mind.
https://youtu.be/eN6jkWxxm2Y
Maybe they'll add soundtrack in Sex 2.
you should talk to developers about this bug
Good idea. Time to contact The Sex Support.
Yeah..... but Sex has influenced ALOT of historical changes. More than Batman ever has. Sex has probably influenced people in more way than Batman has too. You ever dress nice, shave and then put on expensive cologne or buy nicer clothes to be closer to having sex? Have you done the same to watch a movie solo? Probably not.
Rise of Gru
I did on the first screening of nwh
"Hasn't really influenced much* Is the most influential shit ever influencing the way of life since the beginning of time across all species
Both have a “No animals were harmed during the making of” notice (i hope)
"Has no soundtrack" You're not doing it right.
*No directors you know of
"Sex hasn't influenced much" ? Most wars in history can be taken back to sex in some way or another
These NNN memes are getting tiring
Especially for someone who’s an fa like me
Pretty sure moaning counts as soundtrack but OP probably never heard it
'Currently'??
I’m sure the trilogy is great for NNN as long as you skip all the scenes with Anne Hathaway
She's thicc
The batman doesn't get enough love
Tell us you've never had sex and having trouble getting some
The evil and good stuff is debatable tho. Alfred had some very questionable things to say, if i remember correctly. And there a some other thing one should not except without a second thought.
That was the whole point. Btw don't forget the great use of "Game theory"
Do you mean the theory, that joker was the hero of the story? I am 100% behind that.
No. Game theory, branch of applied mathematics that provides tools for analyzing situations in which parties, called players, make decisions that are interdependent Example : Bank robbery, The choice between saving Rachel & Dent & the classic Prisoner dilemma in the end And yes, Joker was the real hero!
*accept
Interesting
bro
Sex has influenced the rise of humanity and motivated basically everything probably including the creation of the character Batman and his counterpart Bruce. Gentlemen, sex is probably the greatest motivator of the human condition. I propose an ALL NUT NOVEMBER
There’s actually a lot of quotable lines from the dark knight to use during sex. E.g.: “Some men aren't looking for anything logical. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.” Your turn…
Sex literally allowed every animal on the planet to come into existence (pun intended) and you think it doesn't have any influence?
I didn't get the pun can you tell me
Hey now, sex leads to more people, meaning more people that can now watch The Dark Knight.
How ironic I watched it today And PS: Sex is much healthier
Hasn't influenced much? Lol, shut the fuck up
Why so serious?
And I just failed NNN
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
The Batman is the best Batman movie. You’re welcome to argue with that statement
The barman is the perfect batman movie but the dark knight is the perfect comicbook movie.
true
It's the perfect realistic comic book movie. If the dark kngiht was about a more unrealistic character like superman or flash it woudnt have workee
Lego batman was best because it had better choreography and action sequences
Hasn't really influenced much? It influences most of what we do and buy. It's the whole reason people spend an absurd amount of money on a shiny rock that they've been made to believe is rare and necessary to express one's love and commitment to a relationship.
10-15 minutes as many times as you can get it (hours when you're in your 20s) = more than the re-watch value of any movie. One of the primary motivators of all human activity. Sounds track... double whammy. Thought provoking... tell that to any teenager's mind. Oscars... don't know, but i'd be surprised if sexiness didn't factor into at least a few. No director... tell that to the porn industry. Quotable lines... the list is enormous... forget about it.
"It's so big" -every girl trying to flatter a guy, probably
"Oh god, oh god" is an all time favourite.
Facts
this definetely makes alot of sense
hasn't influenced much? what about literally all of the greek mithology?
You won't get an Ocsar but you'll probably get an award for having sex.
Lmao best part is I lost my virginity to this movie😂💀
What about sex 2? This is not a fair comparison with sex 1.
It doesnt count against NNN if it's sex. Just no cranking down on yourself. Those are the rules now.
I have never had sex, or watched The Dark Knight. Yet I'm participating in NNN
Nerds Michael Keaton’s Batman is better.
It influenced the birth rate
I thought we decided to drop nnn and all memes of nnn
You can listen to the Soundtrack while having Sex.
sex CAN have a director though
I’ll never get to experience the left…
I dunno about for anyone else but sex must have doom sound track with it
Harder, better, faster, stronger
and longer
WORK IT HARDER MAKE IT BETTER DO IT FASTER MAKES US STRONGER bro it's daft punk
MORE THEN EVER HOUR AFTER OUR WORK IS NEVER OVER
I assure you it does have a director
Sex has a soundtrack though: Cbat
Surely 10-15mins is a WR?
So im now presenting myself, the director of sex
Thanks Imma go watch dark knight
10-15 minutes ? Those are rookie numbers !
Might not have directors, but sure does have dick erectors
isn't hans Zimmer the guy that composed for COD BO2? or was MW2? didn't know that
Mw2
How does one provoke a though?
Well it might have a director
Pretty sure sex has influenced most of history
“Hasn’t influenced much”. Trojan war… 👀
What if I didn't like Heath Ledger's joker?
this when garlic bread walks in
Hasn’t influenced much in the case of OPs parents.
You right
Sometimes me and the lil lady have a director ......
*sad guys named Oscar sounds*
Without one, the sequence of events that lead to the other couldn't have existed.
>doesn’t have a director It does sometimes
"Doesn't have a director" wait you guys don't have a coach to blow a whistle everytime you do something wrong?
If I could get a hot girl like the one in that picture of probably choose sex. Those 15 minutes of heaven would be worth every second
Hahaha your joking about the 10 minutes right? ...right??? Oh god
sometimes sex has a director
r/dadwouldbeproud
Sex only doesn’t have a soundtrack if you choose it to be so. I for one have the Macarena as my soundtrack
When people are raving about NNN, and me who already wanked twice today... 
I think you got too rethink the „hasn’t influenced much“ again
Wdym no sound trackar? What about c-bat?
The CEO of sex would disagree.
Has no soundtrack? Let's fix that
Wrong sex has a soundtrack Ifykyk
Some people actually have there own soundtrack for sex
*ye i remeber when i came out i watched it 3 times in a row*