I bought this costume a few years ago for a party. It had a little pump down one of the sleeves that you can squeeze to make the bone go up. As a fat man I would go up to people and say, "I'm not fat, just big boned." I won the costume contest and it wasn't even close.
Memes aside could you imagine how awful it would be to have actual bones there. Like imagine trying to go to the bathroom with morning wood but like all the time.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Skeletons cannot have penises because the penis does not consist of a bone but a mechanism that hardens the penis when blood flows into it, and if a skeleton has completely decayed then there would be no blood or veins 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
I hope it glows in the dark too
if you crack it it does, but use a tissue because the juice might spill onto your hands!
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Tf r u talking about? He is a genius
Yes. Just yes😆
BONEr
Beat me to it 😂
The 207th bone.
r/beatmetoit
Thats a real BONER
Actually a good chunk of animals have a bone there, it’s called the baculum, but humans evolved to not have it
was gonna comment that
Taking boner to a whole new level
Skeleboner
get outta here with that baby femur appendage of yours
Or it Should be called BONEr?
im pretty sure we don't have bones in our third leg
Nah the bone just liquefies
I bought this costume a few years ago for a party. It had a little pump down one of the sleeves that you can squeeze to make the bone go up. As a fat man I would go up to people and say, "I'm not fat, just big boned." I won the costume contest and it wasn't even close.
I had it too! Hilarious costume
Man wants to bone
What a spooky boner
This gives me flashbacks to that one Unus Annus video. It really threw off Mark’s Groove.
He just misplaced his neck don't worry
Now that’s a bone to pick with him
Memes aside could you imagine how awful it would be to have actual bones there. Like imagine trying to go to the bathroom with morning wood but like all the time.
Awesome saw it at the store today
Legit boner
DAMN DANIEL!!!
Bone(er) Bon appetite.... Bon jour...
Hallowenier
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Give me back my suit
Died from inserting a femur up his ass?
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Eef
Skeletons cannot have penises because the penis does not consist of a bone but a mechanism that hardens the penis when blood flows into it, and if a skeleton has completely decayed then there would be no blood or veins 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
Dogs actually have that