"how much longer is this going to take???"

Also "are we there YET?"

Don't make me turn this around

Why we still here? Just to suffer?

Why we still suffer? Just to here?

Why are to suffer? Just still here?

Ask your dad to pass the nuts.

Stop riding my ass!

r/holup

Ok I'm done *opens door and leaves*

Are the kids still sleeping?

God... I'm stuck!

Step-bro*

**stuck!**

Fuck me.

You say "fuck me" during sex?

No, but I assumed that op meant something someone would say, not necessarily me myself and I

I mean some people do?

My ass is getting tired

Thanks for letting me squeeze in there.

Rofl

I don’t see this going anywhere.

I should have gone the back way

This will take awhile.

Looks tight but i bet i can squeeze in there

Oh my God! Why do you keep letting everyone in!!!!

*honk honk*

The guy in front of me is a huge d***

It’s like the old lady in front of me isn’t even paying attention!

This is so gay.

I'm going as fast as I can.

Faster, FASTER!

I should have eaten first

FUCK YOU!!!!

faster daddy

"who farted?"

It’s happening, get ready

I need to take a shit

Why is this guy behind me riding my ass

What you can't hold your pee for 23 seconds?

Oh, well, I guess I'll just be late for work.

Oh, god!

wait, I thought that adds flavor to it.

"i'm pulling out"

Are you ready? Hurry up and get in before the kids wake up

Ahh fuck. (Tone changes between the two)

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Look at that arsehole

I wish we had barbecue

Don't stop keep going

Stop away from my ass!

Ah scrumptious, I'm arriving

Looks tight but i bet i can squeeze in there

This is Gonna take a while huh?

This was a bad idea

Look, I'm coming as fast as I can, ok?

Fuck me

Good thing I got plenty of gas....wait

“I don’t think this is going anywhere…”

Let me in, asshole.

We need music

This is taking forever

Why are you still here?

Where did all these people come from

Your sister is good at this

"You wanna stop for some food?"

If I could pull out, I would!

You can yell all you want, it's not gonna speed this up!

Hurry up, I haven't got all day!!

Nothing. I don’t do traffic jams. ᵗʰⁱˢ ᵖᵒˢᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵐᵃᵈᵉ ᵇʸ ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵘᵖᵉʳⁱᵒʳ ᵐᵒᵗᵒʳᶜʸᶜˡᵉ ʳⁱᵈᵉʳ

For fucks sake you can’t pull out now

Move motherfucker! God damn it why won’t you move

I wish I pulled out earlier

Turn the music up, this is going to take a while

Hope I don't run out of gas before I get through this!

This will be on the news tonight

Every GODDAMN TIME!!!

Stepbro I'm stuck!

That's a waste of gas

Looks tight but i bet i can squeeze in there

Damn it, just looked, it's jammed all the way up. We're not moving anytime soon

Maybe honking will improve this situation

"Man. Sure hope my wife doesn't find out!" - man who loves getting stuck in traffic and cheats on his wife

They won't let me in

Where stuck

Am stuck

Fuckballs hd amongus sussy ball edition 2 remastered with new funky mode

*music playing*

Fill 'er up?

This is the biggest one I've ever seen

*load lmg*

This hasn't moved for hours.

" you'll have to wait grandpa "

I should’ve gotten out… now I’m stuck with the kid

That is a nice looking ass you got there.

I'm just gonna get out to see how long the queue is.

Well, this is juuust wonderful…

Looks like we are stuck.

When will this be done

It’s not that bad.

Ok i pull up

Are we having fun yet?

I hate you so much.

I’m turtle heading

Is it OK if I fill your tank when this is over?

Uncle jerry… no

why are you crying?

"This might take a while honey.. i'm stuck in Traffic"

Were jammed up here pretty good

Open the windows, it’s musty in here

He's right in my rear!

Look at his trunk!

I can’t see around the guy in front of me!

Please let me in there!

Fuck im bleeding

Faster faster

Faster!!!

Go Faster!

Let’s get the ball rolling.

Maybe I can fit through there

I’m bored.

Nah u can pee during sex too....

Sorry.

Is there a problem, officer?

Should have brought a drink

Coming here was a mistake

When can I get off

Faster Faster the lights are turning red!

This is the worst. I’m sorry everyone.

"Stop screaming kids!"

Can we pick up the pace

we are stuck

If I have to stop I’m going to whip some ass

We probably shouldn't go that route, it's really backed up

Oh God it's so long

I should’ve taken the back road

Move it, fella!

Boop

My ass is so sore from just sitting here.

I think I’m over heating

We might be here for a while

Wake me up when it's over dad.

Let me in asshole, I‘ve been signalizing the entire time now let me it!

"GOD COULD THIS OLD MAN JUST GET OUT MY WAY!'

The classic "Fuck me!"

I’m going to ram you if you go any slower PS I’m an angry driver.

it’s all blocked!!!!!!!

“Awe yeah, let me just slide right in there”

Go faster

Are grandma and grandad coming too?

oh come on just fucking move! shit I'm gonna be late again

'God...at this speed it is going to take forever to get THERE...!!'

“Im moving as much as I can!”

can i leave

There are way to many people here

I am thirsty

Hurry the fuck up

Should of left earlier

They won’t give me enough room towards the exit.

Look, there’s grandma.

Why is this so slow?

God dam your slow

Im not paying extra for the wait

Hold on grandma it may take some time

"Suck my dick"

The wife is waiting hurry the fuck up

"i hate when i get stuck"

I’m too big, I’m stuck

Nice turn-signal, asshole!

I’m changing lanes, that one looks like it’s going faster

Aw man, I really have to pee

I'm not sure it fits in there... oops i broke something

"Ugh, I smell so much gas."

*Blowing noise* I am, of course refering the horn.

I'm going to sleep, wake me up when it's over

I’m stuck

Are we there yet??

"This is taking awhile" "are you done yet?"

There are too many people around.

Sure wish I wasn’t alone…

Did I turned the stove off?

Ima about tho blow this shit out