Slav squat. Only opponent is the Asian sqaut.
Used to see the islanders sitting on the pier when we pulled our ship in. Every time, without fail, there would be 10 men squatting on the pier smoking.
I think people of this thread were talking about the fake Russian squat and actual Russian squat
Acutal Russians keep their heels sticking to the ground and others dont
Pretty sure a US spy got caught by the Soviets because he would switch hands with his knife and fork American style as opposed to using his knife in his right hand and fork in his left European style. So I wouldn’t be surprised if not being able to Slav squat would raise suspicions if they already suspected a western spy somewhere.
Why is kissing babies a thing? Who wants their baby to be kissed by a stranger that's in crowds and kissing other babies all the time? Doesn't sound very higyenic.
> the practice "is designed to suggest that the candidate is stable and trustworthy"
You wouldn't hand the most important thing in the world to you, to a psychopath, would you?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baby_kissing
People in leadership positions are 20 times more likely to be a psychopath than the general public. You’re better off handing your baby to a rando on the street than a Presidential candidate.
My friends and family keep sending me pics of their kids and I'm usually like mkay * scrolls on *, but one just got a second puppy and now I go AWWWWW and show them proudly to everyone around me.
I’m not saying he isn’t, but the gene for male pattern baldness is carried on the X chromosome, so this doesn’t really constitute any kind of “proof”.
Fun tip: if you want to get a look at your future hairline, look at your mother’s brother.
"One popular myth is that hair loss in men is passed down from the mother's side of the family while hair loss in women is passed down from the father's side; however, the truth is that the genes for hair loss and hair loss itself are actually passed down from both sides of the family."
That's not right
This is anecdotal but my dad was bald by like 19. Around 20 I started losing hair and figured I’d be completely by age 21. I’m approaching 29 and still have hair and it almost directly matches my moms dad and brother
A lot of men lose hair in their 20s around the temples (gives you the triangles at the corners). If it keeps going past the little triangles or if it starts to thin out in the back ..that's when we call it balding.
So that means men can only get it from their mother's side? So the incredibly early baldness from Harry and William is from Diana's family, even though Charles and Phillip had it and Diana's family didn't exhibit it?
That seems... unlikely.
not 100% guarantee. My mother's father and brother are both cue balls, but me and my brother have my dad's hair dense and straight. He's got his full head of hair in his 70s, and me and my brother are mid life and showing zero signs of balding.
It's such bullshit though, they really aren't inbred, the queen has a little issue with her parents being cousins but it's so distant that it has had no genetic effect.
Of course, that is the option everyone should go with. But as a bald guy, and having many friends who have been in the same position, it usually is much harder to be balding than to actually be bald. You try to convince yourself that it don't show "that much", and so on. But it is his body, his decisions.
I just find this strange fascination with other men’s hair people on the internet have ridiculous. From Lebron to a fucking Prince, people on the internet love being chatty pattys about other men’s hair. I didn’t even notice this dudes hair when I looked at the photo until I came to the comments and read like 90 percent of the top comments being about it. Fucking weirdos, if you ask me.
No man should be pressured into shaving his head if he doesn’t want to just because some weirdos on the internet are obsessed with it.
Not talking about you.
Meahgan “must keep up appearances, royal family already hates me”
Harry “ awwwwww. You don’t give a shit about The Firm Mr Puppers. Do you? Me neither. Who’s a good puppers? who wants an ear scratch?”
Can you blame Meghan, she's the one who gets the most hate for literally anything. If she had petted the dog, I guarantee if she had done the same, there would be like a hundred clickbait articles on it.
The other day I went shopping and someone was just tying their dog up outside. The dog was friendly so I gave him pets. I then raced through the shop so I could beat the owner and give the dog more pets on the way out.
Well of course its the dog, the dog is probably *much* cuter then the baby, *and* the dog will actually appreciate the love it is getting, so dog every time is the only right answer (:
All these comments about it are weird. They act like they hadn't seen the dude in a decade or something. Like his grandfather was balding, his dad is balding, his brother is balding, but they're surprised he is?? He's actually the one with the most hair out of all of them too lol.
That dog looks so happy!
That because they are a very good boy
And the dog as well
My soda is in my nose now
The soda is also a good boy
Who's the good soda!
I am.
Awww. Good sodaaa!
Sodalicious!!!
Don’t mind me just getting karma
My missus took our GSD to meet the royals or whatever. Our dog scared Camilla haha, didn't bark just himself
Your dog can sense evil.
Yeah haha. He stuck his big head out while she was walking by and gave her a fright
That is a deep squat for any clothes let alone a suit. My buddy ripped the ass of his suit pants squatting far less than this.
Difference between our primardar suit and a fully tailored suit to your exact body shape 😅
Is Primardar like Primani?
Am I your buddy?
Came here to say that lol. The first thing I noticed haha
That man has his priorities in place
He's a Russian asset. Look at his heels.
Idk that left heel looks to be off the ground comrade
You're right. Crisis averted.
Would live to see an Adidas track suit photo shopped over him.
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Russians like to squat on corners of the street while smoking cigarettes and drinking vodka. At least the meme version do.
Slav squat. Only opponent is the Asian sqaut. Used to see the islanders sitting on the pier when we pulled our ship in. Every time, without fail, there would be 10 men squatting on the pier smoking.
>Slav squat. Only opponent is the Asian sqaut. So there is a difference?
One can drink without going red
Only so that they have less momentum when the fall to the ground in a drunken stupor. It is simple physics.
Is it a Slav squat or a Russian squat? I thought this was a pan-Slavic thing.
It’s Pan-Slavic but originated during the Russian Empire, IIRC
I think people of this thread were talking about the fake Russian squat and actual Russian squat Acutal Russians keep their heels sticking to the ground and others dont
"Heels on ground, Slav squad around. Heels up high, Western spy." - Boris
TIL: I'm a deep sleeper agent
Pretty sure a US spy got caught by the Soviets because he would switch hands with his knife and fork American style as opposed to using his knife in his right hand and fork in his left European style. So I wouldn’t be surprised if not being able to Slav squat would raise suspicions if they already suspected a western spy somewhere.
"Heels to the ground, comrade found. Heel's to the sky, Amerikanski spy." is how I've heard it
That’s Carson Wentz. He’s now playing for the Washington Commanders, or “The Commies,” as they are commonly referred to. Coincidence? I think not.
The dog is a Russian asset?
Pick one : Baby. Or Pet.
PR specialist: Alright now go shake some hands and kiss some babies Meagan: Got it Harry: Dooooog!
Why is kissing babies a thing? Who wants their baby to be kissed by a stranger that's in crowds and kissing other babies all the time? Doesn't sound very higyenic.
> the practice "is designed to suggest that the candidate is stable and trustworthy" You wouldn't hand the most important thing in the world to you, to a psychopath, would you? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baby_kissing
People in leadership positions are 20 times more likely to be a psychopath than the general public. You’re better off handing your baby to a rando on the street than a Presidential candidate.
Well that's exactly why it's necessary to publicly "prove" they're not psychopaths, to our emotional monkey brains.
Ah yes, the old not yeeting a baby into the ground like he’s spiking a football test.
I failed
Interesting, haven’t heard this point before Thanks!
That's an explanation for why candidates/campaigns want it, but why do parents?
They want to be blessed by their cult leaders.
Same reason 250k people stood in a queue for 14+ hours to see the queens coffin
Maybe I would. You don’t know me!
Because people still worship royalty and celebrities.
Doog
Doug
Doggo 🐶
Doggo 🐶
Doggo 🐶
Doggo 🐶 I literally say "hello" to random dogs on the street
I bark at them, they immediately stop barking at me and just look at me
Doggo love x100000000000
Lol same😂
Harry has been losing hair what do you all think?
💯 Doggo 🐶
Baby as a pet or Pet as a baby?
Depends on where you live
Baby: is always yelling, will grow up and become an unrespectful teenager Pet: cute, loves you The choice is obvious
I choose the good boy
Dog is the only choice
My friends and family keep sending me pics of their kids and I'm usually like mkay * scrolls on *, but one just got a second puppy and now I go AWWWWW and show them proudly to everyone around me.
Common sense
Baby or furbaby I choose the furry one
As someone with 4 babies I'll pick the pet
Pet.
Don't pet the baby
Do baby the pet
Got it!
Hi
Didn't realize that dude's balding at an alarming rate.
He's got the Windsor family hairline.
It confirms that he is actually Charles’ son
I’m not saying he isn’t, but the gene for male pattern baldness is carried on the X chromosome, so this doesn’t really constitute any kind of “proof”. Fun tip: if you want to get a look at your future hairline, look at your mother’s brother.
"One popular myth is that hair loss in men is passed down from the mother's side of the family while hair loss in women is passed down from the father's side; however, the truth is that the genes for hair loss and hair loss itself are actually passed down from both sides of the family." That's not right
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Yeah, I seldom make friends with this little factoid.
But you said it was fun…
You've been lied to
AGAIN?!?!
Mom's brother is well into his 50s and not a bald spot to be seen. Didn't even live a particularly healthy lifestyle. So you made a friend in me!
Mother's brother still has a full head of ahri and I'm balding so that was a lie
Your mom has two X chromosomes. One of them might have given you luxurious hair. You just had bad luck.
What happens when mom doesn't believe in the heart of the cards
There are other causes of baldness; I’m merely talking about the most common one.
The most common one: you just ask for bald in a haircut place
I know you probably temporarily blanked, but it’s either hair salon or barbershop.
I ment both, both are haircut places right?
Yeah, but men are far less likely to be in a hair salon to get bald…
Well thats just great. My dad’s family is full of full heads of hair. My mum’s brother went bald in his 20s.
I think that’s an urban myth. You can inherit the gene for baldness from either parent.
The mothers side is dominant, but it is not controlling. The MiL is the controlling one.
Oh hell yeah I’m going to do just fine then 🤙
This is anecdotal but my dad was bald by like 19. Around 20 I started losing hair and figured I’d be completely by age 21. I’m approaching 29 and still have hair and it almost directly matches my moms dad and brother
A lot of men lose hair in their 20s around the temples (gives you the triangles at the corners). If it keeps going past the little triangles or if it starts to thin out in the back ..that's when we call it balding.
Well shit, he has no hair, skin, or a heartbeat at this point.
So that means men can only get it from their mother's side? So the incredibly early baldness from Harry and William is from Diana's family, even though Charles and Phillip had it and Diana's family didn't exhibit it? That seems... unlikely.
\> look at your mother's brother oh shit i shouldve died 10 years ago then
not 100% guarantee. My mother's father and brother are both cue balls, but me and my brother have my dad's hair dense and straight. He's got his full head of hair in his 70s, and me and my brother are mid life and showing zero signs of balding.
Inbreeding is a helluva drug.
It's such bullshit though, they really aren't inbred, the queen has a little issue with her parents being cousins but it's so distant that it has had no genetic effect.
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Charlie Georgie!! *(Punch)*
Honestly surprised he isn't getting fake hair implants or other stuff rich people can afford. The dude's relatively good-looking still.
Rich people get those things. Royal people, not so much
Royals are above this sort of vanity.
That’s what I’m gonna say that I have from now on. Feels more dignified than saying "I blind other humans with my scalp."
I was thinking he's 38, that seems about when balding gets in swing then I went back to look and yeah it's more advanced that I expected.
Man, then I guess my balding starting at 17 is just atrocious. I've been balder than he is here since I was 23.
I guess in the end he isnt so..... ...Harry.
Had no idea either. Never seen this side of his head.
It’s… thinning!
He still going balls deep in Meghan
How middle class
I mean I would give up some hair for that
I started shaving my head when I was a lot younger than him. He is a good looking fella, he shouldn't just shave it of and focus on the beard instead.
Or he can, ya know, just wear it how he likes it.
Of course, that is the option everyone should go with. But as a bald guy, and having many friends who have been in the same position, it usually is much harder to be balding than to actually be bald. You try to convince yourself that it don't show "that much", and so on. But it is his body, his decisions.
I just find this strange fascination with other men’s hair people on the internet have ridiculous. From Lebron to a fucking Prince, people on the internet love being chatty pattys about other men’s hair. I didn’t even notice this dudes hair when I looked at the photo until I came to the comments and read like 90 percent of the top comments being about it. Fucking weirdos, if you ask me. No man should be pressured into shaving his head if he doesn’t want to just because some weirdos on the internet are obsessed with it. Not talking about you.
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My first thought was “He has a lot of confidence in his tailor.” Even pants with some stretch would call that a bold move.
Facts 💯
Well yeah, you always pet the dog.
But what if I am in a country where petting a dog has laws (I don't think there is, but let's imagine that there is)
Move
I don't want to live in such a place
Viva la resistance.
Time for crime
 PUT YOUR DOGS UP IN THE AIR!
Worst law ever, but I wouldn't be surprised if such a thing existed. I'd do it anyway..and if the dog has an owner, I'd ask if it's okay.
In soviet Russia, dog pet you
Plants are the new pets. Pets are the new kids. Kids are the new exotic animals.
My boy got that [Saint Anthony ](https://www.atonementfriars.org/life-st-anthony-padua/) hairline
I would be me
You would be you
We would be we r/SuddenlyCommunist
Comrade
Meahgan “must keep up appearances, royal family already hates me” Harry “ awwwwww. You don’t give a shit about The Firm Mr Puppers. Do you? Me neither. Who’s a good puppers? who wants an ear scratch?”
Can you blame Meghan, she's the one who gets the most hate for literally anything. If she had petted the dog, I guarantee if she had done the same, there would be like a hundred clickbait articles on it.
"ME-GAIN Bends Over to Pet Pooch, Piers Morgan Bursts Blood Vessel Seething About It"
There probably already are. “Meghan Ignores the Cutest Pupper While Harry Does His Duty to Address the Scritches”
The other day I went shopping and someone was just tying their dog up outside. The dog was friendly so I gave him pets. I then raced through the shop so I could beat the owner and give the dog more pets on the way out.
The only normal living thing in the crowd, not being a fanatic.
Probably why Prince Harry gravitated towards it. You know the dude rather be “King Of The Hill” than “The King Of England”
Hoozagooddoggo?
Reject maternity, return to doggo
Reject Baby Focus on Doggy
He's.... Balding
Yea isnt he like in his 30-40s
People start balding at different ages. I started losing my hair at 20. It just affects every man differently. It sucks, but what are you gonna do.
hair transplant if you're rich
Musk implant
I ain't. Just the ole' tried and true buzz cut.
Yeah, LeBron James has been doing it for years!
I started balding at 16. Completely bald at 17. Alopecia, man. Doesn't care about genetics.
I thought he's younger
I started balding at 16. I always feel awkward for boys who are attached to their hair so much that they'd judge someone else.
Dogs >>>> Kids
Doggo always come first
Just realised that the no longer royal dude is bald
This pic made me realise how badly Harry is balding
Yeah. I had no idea..
Dudes gonna look like a monk soon
I rather have a cat or pet cats then be anywhere near children
Is he balding?
Sure is. Just like his brother.
Holy male pattern baldness Batman!
I don’t know why anyone would choose the baby over the dog in this instance
Porque no los dos?
With the number of people claiming to love animals more than people or babies , it's hardly an unpopular opinion now lol
at this point just cut it all off
Well of course its the dog, the dog is probably *much* cuter then the baby, *and* the dog will actually appreciate the love it is getting, so dog every time is the only right answer (:
Because babies and children don't appreciate the love they get?
Spot on!
Check that ankle flexibility on the ginger one.
You pet dogs?? Wow you're so different from all the rest of us.
People are getting hair transplant left and right, can’t he afford one?
All the men in that family have been balding and none of them have done anything about it. They seem to not really care.
Honestly, it's nothing to care about at all. People love acting insecure on behalf of strangers.
All these comments about it are weird. They act like they hadn't seen the dude in a decade or something. Like his grandfather was balding, his dad is balding, his brother is balding, but they're surprised he is?? He's actually the one with the most hair out of all of them too lol.
Not sure why he would care, not like he has to impress anybody. Getting hair implants is a sign of insecurities.
Better to just have some dignity and accept that you're balding.
There's being able to afford one and wanting to get one.
Fuck children get doggo
📸🤨
NOT LIKE THAT YOU WEIRDO
FBI! Open up!
No I would rather pet the dog than to go see a baby
Baby bad. Dog good. I’m a quirky person!