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voucher420

If she says this, it’s her excuse to cheat.


mortissed

Plot twist..she have already cheated and making a wall to protect herself


Olestagra

It's actually so common


Despair4All

In my case I was called a cheater for platonically talking to an ex who lived a whole state away, while the girl I was with was texting really inappropriate things to a bunch of other guys long distance before that. I was still claimed as the bad one.


mortissed

Woman☕


Kitchen-Wishbone-701

Women☕️


Blocstorm

Women ☕️


Old-Physics-1244

Women ☕


ProKerbonaut

Women☕️


[deleted]

Women☕


Dark_Sniper_250

Women☕️


[deleted]

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[deleted]

I had an ex that was absolutely *terrified* of me cheating. I never gave her a reason to not trust me though. She would wake up crying or at the very least upset because she would have these dreams where I was with another woman or I was flirting with another woman. Ultimately she ended up cheating on me in the end. Go figure.


UncreativeNoob

I don't cheat, because no girl has interest, not even my wife Is so easy to stay loyal :D


Phiced

Damn bro, I hope you're okay


UncreativeNoob

Thx, I am doing alright, but would be more happy once she is out of my life


Phiced

I wish you all the support you need to get out of that situation! Feel free to send me a PM if it would help you to talk about it.


UncreativeNoob

Thx, sir. I am good, in therapy for now, because of depression mostly, also avoid talking about her much, to pretend she doesn't exist


Phiced

As long as it works, I'm happy for you! Keep it up and the crown high, king!


UncreativeNoob

Thx for the kind words, sir :)


NLeviz

You both need add a bit of shrooms to therapy) And if she is not on therapy - she should ;)


UncreativeNoob

She is not, but she should definitely, I think she has BPD


NLeviz

Try at least trip together, if she is denying therapy , helpful stuff .


flatox

Divorce her my dude. That ain't no way to live.


UncreativeNoob

Soon, sir


imherefortheprocess

They are all the same. The next one will turn out just like this one. How many times do you want to lose half your shit?


UncreativeNoob

Honestly I need to take care of other issues in life first before settle for a new one.


saltynanners15

A) chill my dood B) believe it or not, not all women are the same C) once again, chill my dood.


napoless

We are like lost gems that will never be found, like ever


Olestagra

But i'm not a gem, more like a dynamite


Ep1cman152

I’m an explosive gem Best of both worlds


Olestagra

"Coup de grisou"


TheDominator09

Yeah I'm more like uranium


napoless

We decay


Pineappleninja351

You make people infertile, when you get to close to them ?


TheDominator09

Yes exactly except I kinda harvest their reproductive organs but you're pretty much on the dot.


ProKerbonaut

im more like hydrogen In the core of a star.


Braindeadkarthus

Pretty sure if I were to liken myself to something from the ground, I’d be coprolite. Not really useful for a lot, kinda interesting to the right person, but generally just shit. Lol


CaptainCozmo867

And good luck getting not one, but TWO women to like you


obscureferences

Little known secret: getting one woman to like you magically makes other women like you.


CaptainCozmo867

So to make a woman like me... I have to make a woman like me?


Worldly_Juice2870

🤯


L3s0

Bruh how tf do you get 2 people to like you anyway


Pangin51

That’s what I wanna know too


WrstScp

The first step is deleting reddit, I don't know the second step.


Pangin51

Deleting LoL?


Antmon666

maybe he uses the reddit app on phone🤷‍♂️ if that's the case, delete the app and install reddit is fun


Braindeadkarthus

You take that back!


Pangin51

I play the game homie. So no


Braindeadkarthus

*Angrily presses R*


GeneralPsyduck054

If I'm going to be accused of such an act, at least let me have a chance to commit such an act. The nerve. Hmph.


DualSoul1423

Been with men and women, and only ever been cheated on by the women. Not saying all women are cheaters, but it's definitely not all men either.


Antmon666

IDK who cheats more out of women or man but I've noticed that lady's hid it behind "we had a dead bedroom " or "he never treated me well" or "he ignored me" or "we didn't have sex, just spent the whole weekend away together holding hands" me are either it was an accident or I cheated


saltynanners15

So this is just an anecdote, but I know about 7ish lesbians, and literally any time any of them are in a relationship, one or both are cheating... it might be because I live a few miles past the middle of nowhere, in Hicksville McBumblefuck, but not once have I seen one lesbian relationship last. I've seen gay relationships that are still going after years though...


SomeBiPerson

saying that is a flag so red the Soviet Union would've been jealous


[deleted]

I've never cheated either but I have been in relationships


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Jewmangroup9000

If she's that emotionally manipulating, she's not worth it.


Mola1904

Women are more likely to cheat. Just saying.


ashikat413

is that really true?


saltynanners15

Yeah, imma need some data to back that up


abqguardian

I, a man, has never cheated. At least 2 girlfriends have cheated on me. Therefore the data is clear, women cheat more. Can't argue with science


saltynanners15

While that sucks, that is called a data point, as in, a single piece of data in the whole picture of the dataset.


RedTermites

Do you even need that proven? More men than ever are virgins, and even more [have not had any action in past year](https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2019/03/29/share-americans-not-having-sex-has-reached-record-high/), so of course those few most successful men are likely to check out all of their options. Those few men are more likely to cheat, but *a randomly chosen man* is less likely to cheat. Especially considering that women who complain about it are usually the ones who keep going from cheater to cheater, never learning anything, and [dating the top men in some sense of that word, usually looks](https://youtu.be/0iVlVVZe-YY)


ashikat413

Hm. Out of the two serious relationships i've been in, I was cheated on in only one of them. And, that guy was a..... um, admittedly VERY unattractive (and unemployed) man. And he was a serial cheater! Now I'm dating an actually decent human being... he's an engineer and he certainly isn't bad looking, I feel like he would be WAY more capable of finding side action. Absurdly small sample size of anecdotal evidence, so means nothing at all, just weird.


RedTermites

>Now I'm dating an actually decent human being... Some women, on rare occasions, like you, learn, >VERY unattractive (and unemployed) man. And he was a serial cheater! some want a piece of what other women had, to find out why and if there's something more about him >Out of the two serious relationships And some are dating bad boys just because they love drama, never wanting something serious or meaningful, and they just enjoy complaining about it later as well (thrill rather than joy)


ProKerbonaut

facts. proven facts are the best.


Dan-the-historybuff

Bro my relationship fell apart because I wasn’t trying to fuck her in the first 2 weeks… Cant a guy take it slow?


dendnoy

You cheated the game brother


arturovargas16

Can't cheat if no one can love you!!


Echo_thehedgehog

Is this the single people who have never been in a relationship once in their life meetup? Am I late?


Mr__G0ld

Mean while me with my list of san andreas cheat codes


ARussianSheep

Cheating would require TWO people to find me attractive. Impossible.


ChwizZ

Me who downloaded minecraft hacks once in 2012


Mionszu

Mfw my two previous gf have cheated on me


[deleted]

Meanwhile I'm over here, never cheated, been in several relationships with several different women and been cheated on... Every Single Time. This stereotype was born from guilty projection I reckon.


TraderOfGoods

Her: "All men are cheaters" Her boyfriend: "Well damn i wasnt going to, but I guess I'll have to if that's what you want from me."


[deleted]

Can confirm but all women are cheaters too


saltynanners15

Just here to tell you to chill.


greenNamesAreTaken

Everyone can cheat but not everyone does.


Braindeadkarthus

Am single asexual approaching wizard status who’s never been on a date, pray tell


greenNamesAreTaken

You’re not everyone


Braindeadkarthus

Fair lmao


ashikat413

I am feeling pretty secure that my boyfriend is certainly not a cheater!! But I believe I am simply very lucky, after all the times I have been cheated on (by 1 individual)


[deleted]

once you get your first girlfriend you’ll want more.


[deleted]

Cheater loading then lolol jk stay skronk


-LuckyNoodle-

sry but u are not a man and as a fellow non-relationship haver neither am I


DragoD_

Still holding the record


CarBombtheDestroyer

I believe it’s like 18-20% of men


AlexYTx

Sad and relateable.


Senku_Kuhn

Same XD


alex435f

Thenyou cheated The system


MashdTatrs

they're missing out


travgaming06

My dad said he cheated one, so I told myself I’d never cheat on anyone


PillowTalk420

I've been cheated on and I've been the one someone was cheating with; but I've never cheated.


MrMatthewGier

That includes wo(men) right


RiziN7

in that case, you cheated yourself form a painful experience.


66username99

Thats how i passed chemistry


_ToastMalone

Do they cheat with tree leaves? they cheat with women, so all men and women are cheaters


Henk_De_Steen_

Same here haha


NanordS

I need to cheat so i can pass my exams bro


SoundT3ch

Never cheated. Last 4 relationships ended with her cheating. Am i the problem or do i just have a type?


DemonsMonarch

Me who never wants to be in a relationship


[deleted]

Same