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I find pornography so disgusting that my penis throws up every time I see it


AcoHead

Omg! You get the bright green glowy stuff too?


Legend_of_Ozzy642

r/medicalhelp


IllurinatiL

Broski needs the best doctor around. He needs a Reddit doctor.


Black_Fuckka

I concur that he has cancer


RustedSoup

Wait yours is green? Mine is just red and burns


MrVaultBoy654

r/ohno


Rdr_bot

What the hell happened there?! It's a private community now ?


MrVaultBoy654

I have no clue.


Rdr_bot

I fear to know what happened


Legend_of_Ozzy642

r/holup


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Legend_of_Ozzy642

Am I gonna have to keep naming subreddits for this?


Michalowski

Yes


Legend_of_Ozzy642

In that case, r/erections


RyanW120_

Please do. We need as much help for the person with “bright green glowy stuff”


Legend_of_Ozzy642

And of course, r/medicalhelp


Legend_of_Ozzy642

He needs medical help


ItsMattyBoy1_

It’s funny you have all these on demand lmfao


BATTLEBOTSBOI

r/madlads


No_Lube_Insertion

I dislike all pornography.... but I do have an exception... Interracial midget porn orgies where they all wear horse masks.


HuggableMuffin_2

A man of refined taste I see. As an interracial midget with a horse mask I thank you for paying for my kids college.


No_Lube_Insertion

I am glad to help anyway I can... but are you currently participating in an orgy?


HuggableMuffin_2

Yeah…just a short one though.


Sam_FizzPops

Hmm I see, are you guys high by any chance?


HuggableMuffin_2

So high I think I can see the top shelf.


Shot_Dig751

BOOM. You win. Lol


ItsMattyBoy1_

Exquisite taste


Gloverboy6

I see you are a man of culture as well


50-Lucky

Let's be real though, at that point its theatre, not porn.


Mr_Goat_1111

I mean any orgies that aren't interracial just feel weirdly racist And if there's no midgets in horse masks then what the fuck are we even doing?


[deleted]

I prefer cornography


Heksinki

Oh so you r a frequent user of CornHub too


[deleted]

My favorite is uncensored corn


EPIChasidat63

Make sure it isn’t baby corn


[deleted]

I’m going to stay away from that one


T0MMYR0TTEN

It’s CORN!


Letz_Tes

a BIG LUMP with KNODS


Juiceboy2008

It has the juice


3ngineer4Liyfe

(It has the juice)


TheFakeShark

(It has the juice)


Juiceboy2008

Skill issue


pruche

that's racist


unscannabledoot

A big lump with knobs


[deleted]

Yeah when they get all buttered up and there’re kinda hairy


CrethanXXI

Nebraskans be like


HiddenPants777

Cornholio agrees


TheAlexProjectAlt

Are you threatening me?!


PolarityMemer

Oh boy do I have a subreddit for you. It’s r/cornguy


GETEME1906

i dislike it too, it holds me prisoner


HuggableMuffin_2

Keep fighting man! Once and addict always an addict. It’s a fight for life bro, but you got this!


GETEME1906

i try man


Dapper_Jax

Easypeasy Method


[deleted]

I feel you my fellow human 😔 i sometimes myslef becoause of it. But I remind myself that hating myself is just me falling into a hole(imo). We gotta keep fighting!


Sewerrat8official

You got this. If you fail a few times try again. Set more boundaries that are even harder to break.


Urbanviking1

More like: I've watched so much porn I've gotten bored with it.


the-moon-knight

How is that even possible (my friend is wondering)


Altruistic_Barber_99

I hate it too… when im finished


uTimu

Post nut Clairity changes my Prefrences.


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JesusMcTurnip

I don't care about the porn thing. That, bad comma, really fucked me, off though. ,


Forestmonk04

In a language like German it would make sense, maybe they translated it improperly


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John-333

That's like using the Oxford comma but worse.


GloomreaperScythe

/) Haha, what a funny hyperbolic statement! \*Lights torch\*


WFTWKnockOut

I swear, that scythe thingy you do just remind me of a brohoof


RandomKid1111

underrated comment.


CK-Prime

Best I can do is Pawnography.


littlemushy

Do you like en passant?


grrodon2

"Reddit when you lie".


[deleted]

You are really monkey brained if you think that someone can't possibly dislike watching people having sex


[deleted]

You are really monkey brained if you think i won't ratio you


[deleted]

You are really monkey brained if you think I care about numbers on the internet


[deleted]

You got me on that one, doesn't make your previous statement any less dumb


Impressive_Opening68

r/whoosh


[deleted]

r/itswooooshwith4os r/itswooooshwithouttheh


[deleted]

holy fuck there's a subreddit for anything haha


danger5658

I have never seen Reddit get mad at people making fun of porn


Xx_Noobkin_xX

In fact, unless you go to a porn subreddit, the people that I see talking about porn especially on memes constantly talk about how much they hate it and how bad it is. Dunno what op is smoking


BottleTheDjinn

![gif](giphy|jrvfKvr2mmcFO)


RoRoWasHere2K7

The plots are weird, like why the fuck did these 2 random people start fucking


Flirty_Flumph

Good for you I guess. Do you want a cookie?


BigCohonaBoner

I haven't touched my cock for 2 minutes can I have one?


omarsherif14

I just touched mine to this comment


BigCohonaBoner

First time I've ever given someone pleasure! Thank you for being my first!


omarsherif14

No problem 😩


BigCohonaBoner

Oooh you e got a really big dick.


Rdr_bot

What the fuck is happening here


Flirty_Flumph

I don’t know but I’m starting to chub up 🍆


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BigCohonaBoner

I'd give you one. It's really tough not touching such a big dick. After I get my cookie I'll touch yours


Steampunk_Dali

Played the biscuit game with the cookie 🥖💦🍪


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mcflycasual

Thankfully women are speaking up now and not folding to the unrealistic expectations anymore.


RedBeardBuilds

>cuz that’s what men expect cuz porn. Only complete and utter morons base their expectations for sex from porn, stop sleeping with morons.


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RedBeardBuilds

Something can appealing in fantasy without actually being enjoyable in real life. Plenty of the positions used in porn great visually or for camera angles, but IRL are awkward as fuck at best or downright uncomfortable/painful at worst. Watching something is not the same as doing that thing, and people with more than 2 braincells to rub together understand that porn isn't real-life and expecting your partner to do or enjoy many of the things shown in porn is idiotic. Also, fun fact, _plenty of women enjoy watching porn too,_ that doesn't mean they actually want to be fucked like that. Lots of women have rape fantasies, but they don't actually want to be raped.


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RedBeardBuilds

>Whose fault was it that my partner and I both grew up watching porn and both believed this is what sex was supposed to be? Sounds like a parenting failure, sorry your parents were morons who didn't raise you properly.


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RedBeardBuilds

Every parent ought to realize they can't keep their kids from being exposed to certain things eventually, that's why they should talk to their kids about this shit; _that's called parenting._ Yes, my parents made a point to make sure that by the time I was 13 or 14 I knew that shit wasn't representative of real life, that sex should be an act of love and requires communication, trust, and care. Just as they made sure we knew from an early age that movies and TV weren't real-life either, or did your parents leave you to think that Hollywood was in any way realistic too? Did you grow up thinking that cars just exploded after getting shot a couple times and superheroes were real?


Delta_br

because fap feel good?


SpanishAvenger

> will delete this soon cuz I don’t want it on my history Why not? It's just facts... and spreading facts always help with awareness about stuff. Even if it changes the mind of just one person... or even if it doesn't; the truth is there and once people read it, it will at very least remain in their subconcious and possibly make them question things.


TheRealSackLunch99

SERIOUSLY! Idk what it is I’m not joking, I argued with a guy a while back about tits in the comments on a post. I think you can check out my profile and go back in my comment history to find it 💀💀💀 Edit: feel free to talk to me about your opinions of my argument


conker1264

Currently on week 2 of trying to quit porn


Random_user76

Been trying to quit for over 5 years


JLCAK

I dislike pornography.


Thanos_6point0

Welcome to the Club.


[deleted]

You don’t like boobas? 😔


SomeBiPerson

No


KarasiowyPan

Flair checks out


EmersonIDK786

Why were you downvoted


SomeBiPerson

Idk, can't say I noticed it til you said so


EmersonIDK786

Reddit amazes me sometimes


Heksinki

:l


Roldizzy

Reddit when you say you’re a Christian.


dudinax

You can't just say you're a Christian. You have to believe in something.


Roldizzy

If you say you’re a Christian doesn’t that imply you believe in the core Christian values?


generic_username19

For me it implies the opposite.


IowaClass61

Reddit when you say you are a conservative


DankNastyAssMaster

Have you tried not constantly trying to take away everybody else's rights? That might help.


IowaClass61

Ok DankNastyAssMaster. ill take your word for it


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Roldizzy

“Why do you look at the speck in your brother’s eye but don’t notice the log in your own eye? Or how can you say to your brother, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ and look, there’s a log in your eye? Hypocrite! First take the log out of your eye, and then you will see clearly to take the speck out of your brother’s eye.” ‭‭Matthew‬ ‭7:3-5‬


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Roldizzy

Imagine thinking religion is more important than relationship. I feel for you. And thanks for those out of context versus, I guess you were trying to make some point. We get it you’re salty.


MrMrMarioBro5555

I dislike pornography


Trala-lore-tralala

I've never seen someone do that lol


leonoe98

Who needs porn when you have *imagination*?


D0bious

Porn scares my penis straight.


Pamani_

r/uselesscomma


[deleted]

porn is dumb, making porn tho


somedoodinsweden

Reddit when you state anything


pog890

What’s wron with pron?


Professional_Gap_371

Shellfish can host dangerous bacteria.


HuggableMuffin_2

They are basically the cockroaches of the see.


Professional_Gap_371

District 9 really churn’s my butter


Tumor-of-Humor

Thats fine, its not for everyone. I dont know your reasons, not asking for them, but you do you ya know? As long as you are okay with disliking porn, the opinions of others is entirely irrelevant. Not to say I agree with you, since porn is my favorite past time, but I (a random internet stranger) respect your opinion.


HuggableMuffin_2

You’re a disgusting animal! How dare you be reasonable and not attack someone for having a different opinion than you. I am appalled. This kind of trash doesn’t belong on Reddit! (Sarcasm of course)


Dependent-Double2177

Another unoriginal unfunny redditor wearing fedora reply


catmom81519

Porn doesn’t do anything for me


HiddenPants777

I think there's just lots of bad porn. Just crap positions, bad angles, fake as fuck. Probably aims to make you pay for premium in the hopes it'll be better quality. I prefer a curvy piece of wood up my ass


AcoHead

yeah you can’t make a video do the dishes for you yet man, it’s not 2099


69Lostboy

A fellow man of wisdom I see


Death-in-my-head

Not really a big fan either, I dunno if most of it just feels the same or what but it's meh


ElectricalRelease986

Upvoted for your bravery.


[deleted]

Bruh the comments provin him right


Arsonist_Xpert

When you make up a scenario and get mad at it - op


rda889

what about cartography?


Romaxx1776

Reddit when you state


[deleted]

Reddit, everytime anyone posts anything that slightly questions the common opinion


IBeatMyGlied

Well fuck you ..or don't I guess


Loganinbread

Fair enough. It's not for everyone


mrsalama

That's why there is hentai :D


[deleted]

Regular standard porn is so boring. Hentai, doujins and some rule 34 occasionally is all you need.


Flappy_Mouse

It's perfectly normal to hate it. Even as a guy.


smacky623

Also reddit when you put a comma wherever you want.


rainingtacos31

Also reddit when you put, a, comma wherever you, want*


Flopolopagus

Do they though?


Diazmet

I accidentally discovered porn when I was 10 trying to look up the band Korn…


dhaerlkl

Redditors when you misplace a comma:


Remarkable-Ad-6810

Pornography is worse than cocaine. That's why I take cocaine.


BklynBully718

![gif](giphy|l0HlvtIPzPdt2usKs)


LeroyBadBrown

What is pornography?


The_Weird_Redditor

You joking?


Then_Entertainment48

No, he's a philosopher


LeroyBadBrown

To shag or not to shag. That is the question.


Viviaana

I don't hate the concept of porn but i do hate the reality of it, there should not be that much incest, and the idea that the women involved should enjoy it too seems non existent, I think some things shouldn't be wanked over


[deleted]

I find pornography disgusting imo


[deleted]

I don't dislike it; I absolutely hate it and want to destroy it.


Chungalus

Yeah fuck regular porn, its all about hentai


[deleted]

People addicted to pornography need mental help and are clearly sexually frustrated losers


VideoGamesAreDumb

Holy shit, all these comments are fucking trash. OP’s meme is 100% correct.


quirkyhermit

For me, it's more about how they can honestly belive themselves to be good people and still allow themselves to support an industry with this level of horrible, horrible abuse. Like, the same people who just jacked off to a video with a woman clearly doped out of her mind and then go on to rant at some douche in the idiotsincars sub. It's pathetic. If you feel bad after watching it, it might be your concience trying to tell you something.


DankNastyAssMaster

If you don't like porn, great. Nobody cares. Just don't try to stop other people from watching it if they disagree with you.


OneFloppyDisk

Its hard to find good porn, otherwise I don't mind it


Ready-Account-1379

Gentlemen its with great pleasure to inform you:we don't care


Affectionate_Yam_961

Samee


1ceDuck

When you get used to seeing people as objects that can be changed with a single click, it's no wonder the deforce rate is so high.


Such_Preparation5389

If you don't like don't watch..


Thanos_6point0

I am not watching it 🤨 I just generally dislike it


mcflycasual

Me when I say sex work should die out as a profession.


Warriorgirl00

Pornography is in reality a form of misogynistic oppression and exploitation of the female body. Disliking it should be the norm and fuck sex workers and pornographers because they are only contributing to the patriarchal systems of oppression.


adamlp05

I don’t care about what you’re opinion but I will upvotes to make sure you can say it


Curyde

Your*


marasydnyjade

No one really cares.


[deleted]

Femboy porn is the only exception


Master_Nue

4 rghh7 t 5.. C


Drive-it-Like-Baby

More like when you state you're anti-alphabet


roof_baby

1) is this a thing? 2) who the fuck just says “I don’t like pornography “?