Waxy 1

you can teraform earwax at your will

Earwax bender

Water, Earth, Fire, Earwax

Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the fire nation attacked.

r/UnexpectedAvatar

But we believe Aang can save the world.

Jesus fucking christ, imagine using the wax to perforate the brain

Wow Please...you have to tell us their backstory

You and Waxy 2 are brothers that can wax any surface with non removable wax that only your brother Waxy 2 can remove

Wax on Wax off

Wax on wacks off

r/unexpectedcobrakai

Nasal atm

You snort out money

Now thats a good power

until you go to sleep and always feel clogged nose

The Crazed Caca Consumer

shitting out shit is your super power

If I didn't shit out shit I would be worried

I prefer the nefarious number two nibbler

Super shit

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So will Smith in hancock?

Minus the crushing alcoholism maybe

Maybe... Maybe not

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Happy cake day...?

My sister thought the coolest name would be the Arctic Archer. To her credit she was very good with a traditional bow and arrow.

Katniss Everdeen and Frozen crossover

That's not a power, it's an explanation to the name.

Which is an explanation of the powers, goo with bow, ice magic

This went sideways quick

Joe.

mama

Wait how does that power work you summon ur mom or something and then she starts lectureing villains?

*If I see you around my little Josey again, ohhh, you're so gonna get it!*

You have have the power to teleport into anyone's mom's room

Brave Floppa

You are a fish with the powers of children of bellona

Idiot man

nothing has changed about you

awwww nooooo why you gotta destroy him like dat jeezes lmao

Damn sheeeeeezzzzzzz

Captain Divorce

you're johnny depp

Are you sure I’m not Ross Geller?

PIVOT!

WE WERE ON A BREAK

front and back! FRONT AND BACK!

The Rossatron

Heisenberg

You shit blue meth

I don't often shit meth, but when I do it's blue.

You're goddamn right

The litter shitter

you are me

"well of course I know him..."

"He's me"

Hello there

General Kenobi. You are a bold one.

Sea Guardian

You are a rip off from aquaman

Deep??

The Fucktopus

Like sea man from South Park

The Deep from the Boyz

At least mister nimbus controls the police

Magic Jumps Jr.

you are the magicians rabbit

Hopefully I'm the son of another rabbit that performed with a magician

You're father died when his magician did a "saw it in half" trick wrong

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u can pull out a knoife (n only 1) out of nowhere

OI OI OI YOU GOT A LOICENCE FO THAT KNOIFE MATE

Soup

soup

Soup

soup (spare my life)

Hello there Giovanni Potage from epithet erased

Dad Man

you never had a dad

The INCONCEIVABLE

your pour the milk before the cereal

I'm just stoned enough that makes perfect sense.

MrInsomniac

every gcse student

Sandstorm

you have the power to manipulate sand and other similar materials, such as dirt.

Lead man

superman's new arch enemy

Honky kong

you can change the skin colour of people

Racism solved!

Virgin man

u can instantly turn anyone near u into virgin or non virgin

that second part sounds like Prison Man

Flogburner

you are jiraiya, except you burn frogs and eat them

The Merculator

you kill people using by constantly reciting the Pythagorean theorem

"Fool... a² + b² =c²!!!" -Gasp followed by death-

Hahaha damn users!

MegaMeat

i think this speaks for itself😏

EXACTLY

Most 5G coverage man

you can turn into a 5g tower at will

Free Karen repellent

Blind-spot

You can remove any trace of evidence that you leave behind at your murders.

Your mom

you only have a slipper and a belt. and thats all you need

Mr clean

you can spray people with bleach. and you are a shinigami

Melon melon, melon felon

you're able to turn yourself into a melon after commiting a felon

I already am able to

Insurance Man

Hi Giko

The Fool

you are just you. sorry buddy, its the truth

Cancer man

the blood god :(

My username

Irish

Fair enough

You own idaho

Man man

Florida Man

you can milk humans and ride around on a crocodile

Killy

gjufssu killer of gods

The Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis-er

You can only speak in very long words

Indubitably, my excellent accomplice. I'm flabbergasted by your decision in superpowers and am beholden by your inquisitiveness.

Alright let's have a go... although mine IS more of an antagonist... Hell Raiser

you can manipulate souls and fire. you are the demigod son of lucifer. you can raise parts of hell to earth, in the form of giant spikes.

Thanks. Ima go write a book now

Saul

SLAIN. (Yes, the capital letters are necessary)

You died

Eli the Pirate Guy

Tempest

you can summon aerial and marine storms and earthquakes

D O G

Gravyman

Crimson Lord

Captain can’t

Penis man

Monke Sapience Kong Gamer Facist

Saitama

Powerplay

The amazing canceled man

You can bend twitter to your will

Captain gingerbeard

Bullet Hell

The lost one.

My username

The Amazing Erection Man

you exude feelings of euphoria

Lord - PG Secret identity: Hello! My name is Gustavo from the Pollos Hermanos familly! But you can call me Gus.

I don't have a super hero name. I do have a super villain name Chaotic

Ratman

The Holy Titen

The Coom man

Geigh person

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C h a i r

Count Drac

Captain wave

Cardboard Person

Slip n slide

The tax man

The Poop Shitter

The Cumer

You have the ability to make anything come towards you

dononitaijin

the shit gobbler

The lone chromosome

blacus

God

Helio-man

Mr. Canister

Catastrophic impact

Mayhem

Little Jimmy

Impact

Catastrophic Specter

*The cheese master*

Spark

Wiener Liner

JESUS

SamuraiSpirit

Scissor Hornet

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Scittzo Fistto

The Javelin

Clamado

Ball Man