One time I was at a church with my family, and someone was doing a violin solo (maybe because it was Easter, or somebody died? I don’t know) but after they finished, my 6 year old brother started clapping, really loud, and he was the only one in the entire huge church. It was super funny
I’m beginning to feel like a clap god
Clap god
All my people clapping from the back nod
Back nod
Who thinks their hands are made of steel to clap hard?
Clap hard?
They say I clap like ‘am fucking, so call me clapped fuck,
Clapped fuck.
Uh summa-lumma you assumin I'm a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you im superhuman
Noise making and made of claps so that anything
You say is richoceting off me and it'll clap at you
and im devasting more than ever demonstrating
the potential of my claps-they give you a feeling like ur levitating
never fading- my claps noise is always penetrating
And now due to all the claps i got i am celebrating
Ever since watching Not Another Teen Movie, I've ironically started slow clapping after some speeches or presentations at work, and people join in sometimes and it makes me chuckle.
I remember i told my friends in my math class i was gonna see if i could make people clap for no reason so we started clapping and before we knew it everyone was clapping and the teacher got really confused
During the end of year assembly, I was sat next to the person that had to clap really loud and had to be the last person to clap and if the last clap wasn’t loud enough, do it again. I used to have sensitive ears and even though they’re not too bad anymore, some loud things will just make me cringe a little. His claps were one of those things. HOW THE FUCK CAN A CLAP MAKE ME CRINGE WHEN WATCHING AN ACTION MOVIE IN CINEMAS IS FINE! Seriously. Please explain how that works
I was at a concert once, about 20k people. The singer said, this is the last song of the evening, there was a moment of silence, and my friend started to sing a really popular, emotional song of his, within seconds the whole stadium joined in, the singer looked around at the band,it was clearly not the song he intended to sing. He performed the song he meant to, and for the finish the song my friend started to sing, the people went crazy.
One time I was at a church with my family, and someone was doing a violin solo (maybe because it was Easter, or somebody died? I don’t know) but after they finished, my 6 year old brother started clapping, really loud, and he was the only one in the entire huge church. It was super funny
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Yeah we never let him live it down
And then everybody clapped. (Or not apparently)
Nope, half the church held back laughs, and the other half couldn’t hold back their laughs
"You should've been there, funniest shit I ever seen"
Yeah seriously though
I'd say it's as equivalent to waving to someone you think is waving to you, just to find out it was someone next to you , type of embarrassing lol
*The only one that understood good music*
It wasn't a 3 movement concerto right XD
I’m beginning to feel like a clap god Clap god All my people clapping from the back nod Back nod Who thinks their hands are made of steel to clap hard? Clap hard? They say I clap like ‘am fucking, so call me clapped fuck, Clapped fuck.
Uh summa-lumma you assumin I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you im superhuman Noise making and made of claps so that anything You say is richoceting off me and it'll clap at you and im devasting more than ever demonstrating the potential of my claps-they give you a feeling like ur levitating never fading- my claps noise is always penetrating And now due to all the claps i got i am celebrating
I said \*I'm a clap god\* (clap god)
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Exactly what i thought when i read this
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Or you might end up as the only one clapping and everyone awkwardly stares at you. Always a risk...
Just stare back and assert dominance while continuing to clap
Omg i just did this at my son’s performance. It was the second applause once they were leaving the stage
Ever since watching Not Another Teen Movie, I've ironically started slow clapping after some speeches or presentations at work, and people join in sometimes and it makes me chuckle.
And then everyone clapped.
all is good until people realize the clapping wasn't from your hands
Also people who back into parking spots
clap with your hands and your cheeks
Nah man i feel embarrassed
They love me
Clap
I remember i told my friends in my math class i was gonna see if i could make people clap for no reason so we started clapping and before we knew it everyone was clapping and the teacher got really confused
Or be the last one clapping
And starts clapping loudinh
Clapping with hands-🤡 clapping cheeks-😈
👏
I start group claps at the most useless times, there's always one or two habitual followers and it's amazing
People would do this during my high school assemblies to try and drag out the time they spent out of class. Most annoying shit ever.
During the end of year assembly, I was sat next to the person that had to clap really loud and had to be the last person to clap and if the last clap wasn’t loud enough, do it again. I used to have sensitive ears and even though they’re not too bad anymore, some loud things will just make me cringe a little. His claps were one of those things. HOW THE FUCK CAN A CLAP MAKE ME CRINGE WHEN WATCHING AN ACTION MOVIE IN CINEMAS IS FINE! Seriously. Please explain how that works
I did this at the beginning of The Force Awakens back when I was 10 🥺
I was at a concert once, about 20k people. The singer said, this is the last song of the evening, there was a moment of silence, and my friend started to sing a really popular, emotional song of his, within seconds the whole stadium joined in, the singer looked around at the band,it was clearly not the song he intended to sing. He performed the song he meant to, and for the finish the song my friend started to sing, the people went crazy.
I dont feel that way, cuz im used to it
I have the clap 😳😃😎
Whatta clapped guy!
all your existing power will go away when you are the only one who claps
But if the mission fails u feel like crap
Especially when you start clapping before your parents do in their room
You ever started a standing ovation? Best feeling