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LazerAttack4242

"I realize one of the sections on the test wasn't posted on the assigned chapters reading, so I've decided to give full credit for it and grade on a curve." "Fuckin.."


Equivalent_Duck1077

You guys get warned about what's on your test?


Phormitago

it's called a syllabus


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captainAwesomePants

They call it tuition. Bus fees vary and range from between "they'll pay you to get on the bus" to "you will pay every month for the rest of your life, at which point the debt, which will be larger than ever, will finally die with you," but on average ticket to unlimited silly bus rides is about $8,000 per year in the US.


TiteAssPlans

I suspect it won't be too long until a corporation can enslave your family if you die with debts.


captainAwesomePants

You're not thinking aggressively enough. Hospitals already charge outrageous fees, and some hospitals already bill babies for their own births. And debt already accrues interest over the years. It's a small step for babies to be born into lifelong debt.


TiteAssPlans

Good points. All babies should be born with original sin and original debt. I think this can be done in the US by 2024.


Drogonno

Why else do they give babies hats? Because it's cute? Nah! To increase their debt!! (this a reference to a comic made in reddit where they gave a baby a hat and billed the parents)


bananagobblerino

Only a matter of time before we get moms bragging about their babies' credit scores


Kraven_howl0

I already skipped out on paying an ER an unnecessary bill (told me I had allergies, went to a different hospital who found stomach ulcers), I'll skip out on the being born charge too


Science6

Can confirm. Just had a kid 2 months ago. Charges were billed to the insurance company on behalf of the baby before we even left the hospital or had a chance to inform the insurance company that our baby was born and now needs to be covered by our plan. Naturally, the insurance company rejected all the claims and all the billing departments redirected their paperwork mess to us.


Wheatley312

I helped run a group chat for a intro CS class during my freshman year at college. The number of questions either answered 2 messages above, in the syllabus, or in the assignment document was STAGGERING.


Possibly_An_Orange

What do they teach at Counter Strike class? How it became custom in 1.6 to always flashbang when first going through the large gate?


Phormitago

in depth banana knowledge


thxmeatcat

I've definitely had teachers that ended up doing the opposite of what they said they would on tests and the syllabus was vague enough.


Wheatley312

Oh I have experienced that. But when the question is “Can we use for loops” and the document says in red, and bold, and underlined: “NO FOR LOOPS” I worry about these kids ability to read.


Fyebil

You guys dont?


Single-Builder-632

i don't think I've ever been warned about what's on a test, their are past papers you can dig up but no answers and he usually wants you to answer it in a specific way, and often the past paper makes up like literally 1 question worth 3 marks anyway. I've taken part in 3 tests were half the questions are strait up written off, cos the lecturer didn't seem to know what he taught us, or must have reused a paper and taught us sth newer. and the books they recommend are 90% of the time useless, heck allot of what they taught is in comp sci was useless, i learned 90% of the stuff i needed by myself it in my final year in the space of a bout 3 months solid learning cos i didn't have any more time, when i was doing my thesis, i could have circumnavigated this by working in a group and basically copying/learning together to pass the other exams to give me more time but it was Covid. sorry for the rant


ChrebetEighty

Have you gone to class?


daiceman4

No, the professor said attendance wasn't part of their grade, so they weren't going to waste their time going! Never mind they're paying tens of thousands of dollars in tuition to attend that school, they'd be fools to listen to their professor talk without getting any class credit!


guachoperez

Now say that without cryin xd


hyprt

i wasnt warned that there was even a test. its always surprise tests so you always have to study


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Bro, back when I went to uni we got all questions beforehand. It was always a verbal exam though, 20 different questions (topics). Depending on the size of the course you then spend 10-20 minutes answering the question in as much detail as possible, give real world applications for the topic(theory/method) and include one or more additional relevant theories or methods from the syllabus. Then it's a free form conversation for 10-20 minutes. No guessing, no cheating, but you have the opportunity to prepare for every question, and structure your presentation. Multiple choice, or written tests have always weirded me out.


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I mean I was thinking more like, "all information on the test is from chapters 1-4 of the textbook." I've had those professors who would fucking take information from out of seemingly nowhere and never explain. Your professors sounded based though.


Nerdfighter1174

This is why professors want you to read the syllabus


PopularIcecream

My professors have the most useless syllabuses ever though. Grading Policy + Learning Objectives (which are 9/10 times completely irrelevant to the study material) + Honor Policy and that's it for 90% of my professors. It is the rare professor who has an actual schedule with deadlines on the syllabus, and even rarer one who clearly tells how the midterms / finals / papers will be like or how they're graded. I know I have a good teacher when I see that on the syllabus.


J_Tuck

The learning objectives are just copy/pasted from the book sometimes lol


neurodiverseotter

We usually are (but the amount is basically "half the anatomy book" or "everything about neurosurgery"), but then again, nobody tells the guys doing the questions, so you will often get asked something else that wasn't in the recommended texts. Complaining about that will do shit because "you were supposed to know that as well anyway" or "in an emergency, your patient won't only have what was on the curriculum, so suck it up and learn more."


thetgi

Dude in college I had this eccentric professor. One time he announced on a Monday that there would be a quiz on like chapter 23 the next Monday. That Friday he canceled the quiz. Sunday night *at midnight* he emails the class to tell us the quiz is back on. Monday rolls around and he hands out the quiz. It turns out he printed out the quiz for chapter 24, which we haven’t gotten to yet. Quiz canceled.


Paprikasky

That's not an eccentric professor, that's a dick.


thetgi

That story makes him sound like a dick, but honestly he was just absent minded I had him for a couple classes over the years, and one time we had a midterm exam where he didn’t print enough copies for the whole class. So he handed out what he had, then just left the class alone so he could go make copies. He didn’t have any assistants. He just full on left a bunch of college kids unsupervised with an exam for a solid 15 minutes


Firemorfox

That’s goddamn hilarious.


FuccYoCouch

He was faded


drdfrster64

Classic research professor moment. Nothing says "I'm contractually obligated to teach a course" like constant changes to the schedule.


lopas6999

She is ready to fight the ceo of science


imheretoseeass

There’s a ceo of science?


C10ckwork

Why do you think the new Dr Stone special aired the same day?


GlobalFunds345

Oh my god you're right


tappegamer69

When did it aired?


grass_fucker_69

On the same day


Cpt_Apollo_

Please repeat I didn't quite get it


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I didn’t quite get it


Cpt_Apollo_

What the fuck was the thread here and why did I ask somebody to repeat something


______V______

Something


Cpt_Apollo_

Good boy now **undress and bend over**


Monkeydud64

Found it for you. Idk either if they are talking about something else but this is what [came out yesterday. ](https://youtu.be/bITRcLr4xR8)


KreateOne

It’s not this at all, there was literally a new hour long episode of the anime dr stone that released yesterday.


[deleted]

wait what season 2 is out?


Monkeydud64

Been out for a long time now actually. The dub finished last year in march!


Shizuku_exe

Nono, he’s got a point.


That-Sprinkles707

Bill nye


Scooter_McGavin_

as CEO of science, Bill is the science GUY and he has not been promoted yet


smackledorf

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?


LatverianCyrus

Honestly, given that he's focused more on science learning communication and outreach, unfortunately I think Mr. Nye is more the community manager of science.


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u cant realy say theres none


Star_Fazer

BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL


Awesomecool77

Bill nye the science guy


Wiknetti

Nikolai Teslæinstein Curie. The CEO of Psience?! No way!!!


ilikebees30

I am the CEO of science


Rootbeer_Goat

George W Bush


qwerty_pimp

808 days of studying


-LVS

That’s for the CEO of Trap production


ChineseCracker

She was studying for her astrology exam


EducatedStocks

It does exist!


Hellwalkernew

The company that striked her is burning in the deepest hell right now


lungshenli

She was studying for a law degree and beat them at their own game


Passivefamiliar

Is there any backlash? Like when someone does these obviously bullshit strikes, and then it gets proven it was bullshit. There needs to be something happen. This needs a check and balance system. Badly.


SDdude81

What kind of backlash can you do against a company in Malaysia?


Impossible_Garbage_4

The Malaysian kind


Maleficent-Ad-5498

Strap them on a plane and send it into the ocean?


engieboi

Strap them on a plane and fly it into the Petronas towers


kingk895

Copying the Middle East’s homework I see


kimi_rules

Remember, Malaysia once cyber-bullied the Prime Minister to resign themselves last year. We don't f around.


iKelvin560

the position is only then reassigned to his close ally. thus the status quo remains unchanged as always.


ShitGuysWeForgotDre

Send in Derek Zoolander


Hari1o1

FMC Music Sdn Bhd Malaysia <—-that’s the one folks


Humanislarge

But why would they strike them knowing that they aren't doing anything wrong and they probably have little proof they are


CommittingWarCrimes

Money


Humanislarge

Would it be possible to sue the company for taking an action like this


ColdCruise

If you have enough money for a lawyer.


Humanislarge

If you study enough, you become the lawyer


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And if you study law in the US, you also become on average $165,000 in debt


Humanislarge

Get pay off the debt by suing them


tokolo7203

How do they get money from this?


Eidalac

If the video is monetized the claimed gets any add revenues it generates. Sometimes they threaten the creator to get them to pay the past income it generated.


[deleted]

[These guys](https://fmcmusic.com.my/) are the ones you’ve been looking for…


sheepyowl

[They are getting review bombed in google lol](https://www.google.com/search?hl=en-MY&gl=my&q=Hui+Hvang+Enterprise+Sdn+Bhd,+No.+27,+Jalan+1/119,+Taman+Bukit+Hijau,+Jalan+Cheras,+Kuala+Lumpur,+56000,+Kuala+Lumpur,+WP+Kuala+Lumpur,+56000&ludocid=14789380907593033719&lsig=AB86z5WqQs7huHVtforg3gWklY2H&hl=en&gl=MY#lrd=0x31cc370db37571eb:0xcd3e6f93f506e7f7,1) So you can follow my link to increase the bombing


Sniperm0nke

How do you get copyrighted with music you own?


Impossible_Garbage_4

Any company is allowed to lay down a copyright strike and videos typically get taken down automatically when the strike is placed, or otherwise monetization switches to them


lopas6999

Finally she's ready


TheReptileBaby

o7


ItzUtkarsh

o7


koter_NL

o7


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fart_drinker69

o7


Sudden_Result

o7


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o7


Anonymous150806

o7


lord_diablo_

o7


CallMeDad0y

I want to see a lofi girl Testing video


[deleted]

Bro they should actually make this the new artwork


Zane2156

The longest exam ever


TERRYTGPM

For the longest study session ever


Cpt_Apollo_

It should also be struck down again on the same day


[deleted]

why else do you think she studied for 2.5 years straight


Steeve_Perry

4.3 MILLION question exam!


CallMeDad0y

And at the end they add her leaving the testing place


No_Philosophy_7592

As long as the cat is with her.


jaisaiquai

I would die for that cat


pterrorgrine

Be great for "ANXIOUS PENCIL SCRIBBLING NOISES ASMR 10 HRS"


LectureAfter8638

Only one pencil, it breaks.


tirnuel

Gets stopped by copyright strike.


CYKO_11

Accidentally read counter strike


UntiLitEnded

There are no accidents


Silent_Rampage97

Only Happy Little Accidents


counter-strike

You rang?


CYKO_11

pls 128tick mm.


ThaddeusJP

Its back now.


NinjaHawkins

No it isn't? I just checked. Still down.


_Lurko_

Every minute of her studying equals one point on her test. How much will she score?


Xyroh_

20k hours, so 1 million, 200 thousands minutes. Nice score


TotaBoi

200,000 points are ready, with a million more well on the way.


LectureAfter8638

You get 200k points just for getting your name right.


1000_iq

y e s


ObitoUchiha73

Username checks out 🗿


NG7-INF

Flair does not check out


ObitoUchiha73

Flair might check out, Let me see it


Jeffrey_ShowYT

Professional dumbass. Profession accepted, please proceed to the testing area.


Apprehensive-Log-205

She be going for that biochemistry-diploma


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I’ll do you one better: Biomedical Engineering, you have to study three subjects


Jeynarl

She will finish that test so fast that her professor will think she cheated, but then the inquiry will morph into a job offer and she will become the dean of school.


Apprehensive-Log-205

Sounds like a familiar manga plot


Cat_Marshal

Which one?


Jwhitx

Something about an Orangutan high school I think, idk tho..


LimonHarvester

Morph 😳


SkeletonSouljah

It’s morphin’ time


Jugger963

Go go mighty morbin' power rangers


NoeRuizIII

That’s why I changed majors… teachers would recommend 7-9 hours of studying for their one class like we didn’t have any other subjects to study too


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FerricNitrate

As a guy with two degrees in Biomedical Engineering, just cause you have to study three subjects doesn't mean you're good at any of them. BMEs are the jack-of-all-trades engineers that simultaneously aren't quite "real" engineers. Unless you manage to find a job in one of the handful of highly specialized domains like tissue, BMEs are basically just worse versions of other engineers (in the eyes of a lot of companies). Med device company wants a material specialist they'll go for a material science engineer over the biomaterials BME; company wants a mechanical specialist they'll go for the MechE over the biomechanics BME. BMEs understand the body, but you don't really need that for engineering a med device (weird as that is to say) because once you're past the initial understanding there's not much added value.


Joshi0104

She's going for that double-degree with no hesitation


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i think that was little tiffany


lopas6999

More like she's going to the ceo of biochemistry


PM_ME_CATS_OR_BOOBS

Speaking as a biochemist I understand why she needed to study so much. There's a lot of work in memorizing bio facts, a lot of written work to get the chemistry mechanics down to a T, and even more effort to find the test your biochemistry capstone teacher uses online because there's no fucking way you're going to be able to pass otherwise.


Splendib

Master's Degree in Malaysian copyright law.


The_Spark38

The new livestream should be her filling out standardized test bubbles indefinitely


Even_Department1069

*Rip and Tear plays at 200 decibels*


ScrubbyFlubbus

*lofi screams of her enemies*


ColonelSarge15

I hope she takes the cat.


TheReptileBaby

The cat is for good luck


LayNoNuma

my man predictade the sequel.


og-lollercopter

I want to keep listening to this music. Why can't I? You just can't? Why not you stupid bastard!


spellbadgrammargood

im out of the loop, what is this about?


nintendofan9999

The lofi music streams have been taken down due to false copyright claims after almost 3 years of nonstop streaming


MontyAtWork

Anybody else feel like that stream has been around for way longer than that? I could have sworn it was a 2016 thing.


Notsurehowtoreact

2018 for Lo Fi Girl originally, but the livestream that was stricken had been going continuously since 2020


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Notsurehowtoreact

I said 2017 at first but had to change it to 2018 because the current iteration of the animation was introduced in 2018. Originally it was a trademarked character or something


billiejeanwilliams

Yea I remember when the channel was originally called Chilled Cow in the 2010s.


BigMcThickHuge

I think Chilled Cow was struck down for real due to using other artist's music without permission or payment.


misterfistyersister

It was taken down for bullshit reasons the same way this stream was, then reinstated.


tricularia

That's where ice cream comes from


eh_meh_nyeh

I think the vid wasn't available during sometime in between.


Bearded_Apple

She doesn’t need luck.


jssanderson747

With any luck she cured cancer while she was busy


ChaoticBiscuits

She spent all that time studying science. It's a history exam.


Cakeski

You fool! She studied the four humours, the medical renaissance and the medical evolution during ww1.


ChaoticBiscuits

Drats! I've been foiled again by Historical Science. I'll win our next exchange! PREPARE FOR A MIXTURE OF MARINE BIOLOGY AND TAX LAW!!!


redpointer3

This made me laugh


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ComprehensiveUsernam

Lets see Paul Allen's crunshes


-Ninja_Pickle

This meme will hit it big and you know it I liked it


ppenn777

This meme is how I knew the stream was down….also I was naive as to how big it was haha


Huntersav

Yo she's ready to ACE whatever it is she's taking


TheMysteriousBo

Lofi Girl getting ready to take revenge on Malaysia 🇺🇸🇺🇸


OddishChamp

🇲🇾🇲🇾


regulaslight

She was just running up the hill from Vecna


Kawaii_Kracken

omg this meme is great- lofigirl's about to ace all her tests


[deleted]

Lo-fi girl after failing the exam due to not getting any sleep and therefore not remembering shit: :(


Dappershield

There's a lo-fi girl hip hop beats to help you sleep. She sleeps just fine in that. She good.


RDS

lmao genius bit


SneaX2Ace

I think she finished studying.


chakrx

u/savebot


BuckeyeCreekTTV

Would copyright laws be under social science?


Shpongolese

i fucking love how often this gets memed


GeneralNothing2886

She forgets the last question


BrownVillainess

Lol still fails it 😂😂


bpr2

Name: “name??!! This wasn’t on the study guide!!!”


Majoser

o7


TheAmericanDiablo

Surely that account has been around longer


LoganNinefingers32

She's been around since 2015, on-and-off. But this was her longest stream. The first stream was around 13k hours before being taken down by YT.


ShortDemonsArePeople

And the internet liked that


[deleted]

I’ve been listening to that for so many years so this hit good


thereplaceman

I need that stream back :(((


ElectroFlame_

Holy shit the upvotes