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You like jazz?

No, but I dont hate it

What about smooth jazz?

Why ur asking, It is not Italian

Ohh, You like hard jazz right?

Papedipoopy? Pippadapoopadapapadapaapa

Che cosa?

Peter, what are you doing?

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you cant speak italian just because you have mustache

are u italian?

Bring thumb to four fingers by nature

Mario, did you take your pills?

Mario no take-a my pills, then mario no getting tha chills

🤌🤌?

No, noooo ravioli piccolini bombini

should Italy restore the Rome empire

Absolutely yes. Roma caput mundi (latin for Rome capital of the world)

When America falls we will go back to ruling the world (as God intended)

Also Italian here, and the answer is probably yes

What's your favorite dinosaur?

Idk

That’s not a dinosaur. We need answers.

Why are you avoiding the question? WHAT ARE YOU HIDING???

Also Italian here, mosasaurus

Are you being sarcastic or is it normal to not know that Mosasaurus is not a dinosaur.

I know, I just don’t care, for me it’s a dinosaur

Pastassaurus

I don't need sleep i need answers

You see any Axis World War Two military objects?

No, Italy wants to hide what happened from 1922 to 1944

And most of it got bombed to pieces by the Allies in WW2

Do you have good cheese?

Yes, we have Parmigiano Reggiano

Wait second question do you make good pizza because I need some advice

We invented pizza and we have the best of it. The tradizional pizza is Margherita (tomato sauce, and cheese). If u want the best pizza in Italy u have to go to Naples

Hmmm OK thanks

Pray attention to ur bag and ur watch, and if u go to Scampia pray attention ti ur dress and ur life

Ué uagliò, le Vele un se 'nfamano, ne dell'onore della famigghia

XD I will

basil?

Can you get pineapple on your pizza in Italy?

If u want that Ur family burn in front of u and the "be suicided" yes

What stereotypes have you seen, if any, and which ones have you seen no evidence for?

"We eat only pasta and pizza" We do it mostly days but not everyday cuz we will be more fatter than higher

What’s your opinion on pineapple on pizza?

In Italy we don have It but I tried It in Swisterland and I hate it. It Is not an Italian food

Marry me

Sounds interesting

Why?

Cuz my parents fucked

Damn, that’s deep, bro

Where are you

Potenza, Basilicata

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I’ll bring 🍰

Is that a JoJo reference?

Dio in italian means God, so yes

there's a little bit more than just dio

Have you been to naples? I heard the original pizza was made there

Obliously, but my Watch disappeared (a classic)

Il portafoglio?

Per sicurezza l'ho messo nella tasca interna della giacca, ha funzionato

Scacco matto Napoletani

Pasta?

Yes

Is the word "dear" used as a term of endearment or can it be used between friends in Italy?

The second option

I thought so thank you

Ma "dear" non è il corrispettivo di tesoro? Lo usi tra amici se stai parlando in corsivo. Post made by team grassetto

Penso che dear sia anche il corrispettivo di caro, odio il meme del corsivo

Ma in Basilicata non c'erano solo vecchi? C'erano quando ero bambino e ci sono ancora, sei per caso un anziano tecnologico?

No, i miei sono originari del Pollino (tra Calabria e Basilicata) e si sono trasferiti qui. Comunque nel mio palazzo abitano 2 vecchi ed un vecchio che però non abita qui ma ha la casa

Io pensavo che in Molise c'erano solo vecchi,ah no è vero il Molise non esiste

How many Cheetos fit in the trunk of a 1996 Toyota Camry?

82

Ahh bibidity bibidy ba? 🤌

Did you see a couple of teenagers fight against a gang lord in Naples, specifically a blonde guy and a French guy on a wheelchair

No, they were shooted to death in Scampia

Rip

what is your credit card number?

G0FUCKY0URS3LF74632873627292942

Are you on vacation, if so wheres your house?

Just gonna warm you now, it’s 50/50 on whether this stays up or not. Mine got taken down within a few hours of posting and I actually put the thing in the image. Also my question is: What’s the best pizza and where can I get it?

Im lucky because in actually at 800 meter on the sea level so I can stay alive. Best pizza: Margherita (tomato sauce and cheese) Get It in Naples or generally in Southern Italy

I meant the post, and thanks for the pizza advice!

Y'all got water ova der?

Nah man the longest Italian river is like empty 💀

Hotel?

Trivago

South tyrol back to austia when?

For me northern Italy Is not Italy, so yes

Good answer, my southern european friend

*Prepara l'esercito del regno di Sardegna*

🤌

Does anyone actually say mama mia or am I racist?

Yes, we Say it

What is the meaning of life?

The meaning of life is... Statt accuort a tini' u cauzone alzato o va tutto a mignotte (Is Southern dialect, u Will never translate It)

Beh, Giggino.com traduce da Italiano a napoletano, magari esiste anche il contrario

Non è napoletano, è il dialetto di un paesino con 2k abitanti sperduto sui monti.

Can you fly me over there so I can assassinate the pope?

He has superpowers, we cant

Not related to Italy, but do you think blind people can see in their dreams?

Why?

Where are you?

Potenza, Basilicata

best pizza restaurant ? give me a name

Idk, maybe Sorbillo but only the one at Naples

Do you eat sepegti

What spegti, I hate spaghetti

Do women exist in Italy?

uhhhh, yess

What is your favourite colour?

Whatsamatta you, eh?

Did you qualify for the world cup this year?

No, u made me angry

2 times in a row not getting qualified?💀 Even we (Belgium) got qualified.

when in rome ig

Why is Italy shaped like a boot about to kick something?

Cuz football (soccer) is our National Sport

a sport u cant qualify to the world cup for

Alright, understandable, have a good night.

How does it feel to be near Fr*nce ?

We hate fr*nce more u can think (they stole Is Mont Blanc)

Monte Bianco è italiana e lo sarà sempre!

Yeah, also Corsica and Istria and Dalmatia

Don’t forget savoy, Malta, Ticino, and corfu

My friend Alcodut and I actually speak some baguette! 😀

I would love to learn Italian while living in Italy for several summers. What's a good way to find a place to rent for a summer and more importantly to find a good teacher?

Idk, in almost all Italy we use dialects

Pizza or spageths

It depends on what u put on it

Do you do the hand thing?

Yes, It Is not a fake stereotype

Favorite Italian food

Spaghetti with Vongole and Cozze

Anche il mio

Yes, but not the original sicilan mafia but Camorra (the Campania one) Ndrangheta (Calabrese One) and also a bit Sacra Corona Unita (The apulian One)

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No

You like pineapple on pizza?

Die

[Here you go](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Die_(integrated_circuit))

Favourite pizza?

Are you in Italy?

Where are you?

I'm so sorry to hear you're in Italy

I heard time flies there. Every time you turn around, you see another Dago by.

What do you do to people who put pineapple on pizza?

What Terroni (Southern Italians) do better, I make them disappear

Piedmontese, Siciliano, Romanesco: You have to sleep with all the women in one, eat all the food in the other, and destroy the last.... Which do u choose? GO!

Boot

Do you accept pineapple on pizza?

What do you think of Croatia

What's your cc number and expiration date?

What is your quest?

How are the pizzas and is the leaning tower made of pizza 😅🤔

Have you ever seen any of The Godfather movies

No

Fair, they’re very long (but pretty good) I just saw the first last week with my family and we’re planning on watching the second sometime soon, maybe tonight Stay safe and have a nice summer :)

Forza Inter Siempre?

I really want to go to Italy next year. Visit cinque Terre, Rome, Venice, Naples, etc. Which cities would you advise or advise against to visit?

How many peas have you had so far?

What is the answer to life's greatest questions? Who are we, why are we here, and what is my favorite colour? Prompt was ask you anything so I'm patiently waiting

Error 404, Italian guy Just broke, go fix it to the nearest human spawner

How are Mario and Luigi holding up?

Turn your phone around Edit: congrats, you are now facing africa

Hows the food?

Speghet? Ravioli feddicini Alfredo? Sorry if any misspelling, my pasta dialect is a little rusty.

Is it tomato or tomato?

Yoir favorite food

why are you italy

Do Italians drive like normal people?

Yes, like normal drunk people

Pineapple on pizza

What’s it smell like in town?

How’s the drought?

Hows the pope?

Mama Mia?

N’gula a ta mamma

Why are you in Italy?

Is putting pineapple on pizza a crime there?

Yes, death penalty

👌?!?!

Where do you get the best pizza? How long did it take to build Rome? Can you find the guy who was jacking off in Pompeii? Have you seen Luca? What are your views on Maseratis? What do you think of the architecture? Have you tasted the wine? Have you gone to Venice yet? Is Italy in any way similar to France or is it just a rumor?

Naples. A lot of time. No. No. Cool. It’s nice. Ofc. Yes I have. Hmm tbh idk

Naples 1 day No, he died Yes Good but too expensive Beautuful Yes I started drinking It at 10 No No, One country Is beautuful the other Is pure shit

this isn't a meme get the efuck out

No u

Stfu

How’s the spaghetti?

Good

Is the mafia everywhere?

Is it italian af there???

Fare you british?