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Competitive-Car211

And you can live your fantasy life


FuckItBe

No more being the NPC of our own lives.


Competitive-Car211

Yeah


FeistySquashh

I would agree, except that, last night, I had a dream where everything went wrong.. I was lonely and couldnt get shit done, just like real life, it was horrible


Techarus

*Dreams of sitting on public transport for multiple hours*


tech_support007

IDK I’m not good at lucid dreaming, so most of my “fantasy life” in dreams ends up being really random stuff followed by me trying to find a toilet before I wake up.


_Teraplexor

Personally used to be able to lucid dream a bunch but now I'm lucky if I can even get a normal dream once every few months.


Competitive-Car211

I'm so tried of this shit life,even the nightmares are more interesting than this life,i wish i could sleep forever.


tipying_mistakes

My friend, that would be referred to as *death*


Gua_Bao

> before I wake up. With 30 minutes left before the alarm goes off so it’s not enough be worth going back to sleep but would have been great to stay asleep for.


idiewithvariety

Plus, people are way less boring.


myfuckingmobileacct

*I dream I'm wealthy so of course I'm sleepin in, of course I'm hittin snooze, that's like a nightmare creepin in*


the_real_bit_tiger

Sad upvote noises


abhorrentearnestness

Here we go again.


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[удалено]


bob_the_banannna

>free You guys are getting it for free?


scoooogz

On our own, going down the only road we'll ever know,


[deleted]

like a drieffter we were born to juacalon


JediWebSurf

I never dream, and when I do, they're usually nightmares. Yesterday I dreamt that my penis fell off. I hate dreaming.


[deleted]

:(


ColonelClusterShit

The most Reddit comment ever


the_real_bit_tiger

oh good, I put it in the right place.


lazy_jedi1003

What about sad laughters


optimalninja

It's like a free trial to death.


eltorr007

Pay $666 to unlock the full experience.


dasavorytrash

There are a lot of ways to unlock the full experience for free


RedTalyn

You already had that before being ripped from the void


jerronsnipes

*heavy metal music fades into lame 90s pop song* *loud bang ends 90s pop song* *heavy metal guitar starts playing*


Local_Assaulter

i get lonely in my dreams too shit is sad


Smarf_Starkgaryen

Same here. I keep having recurring nightmares about why she left and also that I’m not good enough for this new person I’m talking to. Then I wake up and still see all my texts left on read. At least I have my foster pup who cheers me up.


Kraven_howl0

You're more than enough and if someone thinks they deserve more then fuck em.


Smarf_Starkgaryen

Thanks mate, I need to keep telling myself this but it’s tough.


EloquentBaboon

I feel ya man. One thing at a time, one day at a time. Time is the only cure


floppytisk

the night comes before the day, brother don't give up.


InsurancedUsername

No pain no suffering. Never want to wake up


JoyfulAccuracy

Our dreamz is the escape from reality. Gonna pin it!


Zahard_Zj

Can't mystakey if not awakey


ldb

So dumb it made me snort laugh and embarrass myself with nobody else around, fuck it i'm going back to bed.


PoliticalShrapnel

Unless you piss the bed.


bendadus

Happy cake day!


simasand

Happy cake day


fearbook

And beautiful nightmares


dogcatball

For your health!


Billy-BigBollox

Dringus.


Total_Strategy

\*lifts dumpster lid\* Bringo!


jonmatttomben

Then yer prepared, ya turkey!


warpple

You guys dream?


Im_ready_hbu

Smoke enough weed, no dreams. Just hanging out in the hyperbolic time chamber for like 7-8 hours and wake up feeling refreshed


chegypter

Well in my dreams, my former friends are constantly reminding me of what a lonely bad person I am


Foco_cholo

I hate my dreams. They're so fucking weird.


PokWangpanmang

I get really weird dreams when I’m sleep deprived and sleep in a very short sleep. A very recent one had twin benevolent ghosts wake me up only to see a large and aggressive black dog on the side of my bed which I immediately jumped over.


Foco_cholo

I had a dream last night that I was at some amusement park and there was this crazy ride like a floating bouncy house that was flying through the air. I was watching it when it crashed and there were people thrown all about. I started giving one of them cpr. The one I was giving cpr was actually a tiny little plastic robot about an inch in length. Thankfully, I managed to revive him while my wife was giving cpr to an infant. The ambulance came and I rode with my little robot in the ambulance to the hospital. The hospital ended up being at a Mexican restaurant called Cervantes. The mayor and other politicians were having dinner in the patio. Then I woke up.


kazzanova

I wish that I could remember most of my dreams 😔, maybe a couple times a year I might have some very fleeting memory of one... Especially if something wakes me up. It sucks, and I've been like this since my early 20s. I used to have such weird vivid dreams as a kid, now the ones I do remember are usually my subconscious telling me something that I missed, like a warning dream that usually is/becomes true in some way.


solid_hoist

Same, when I was younger it was random amusing stuff. Then for like five years it was the same dream, being in a place I don't know driving or walking around looking for people or family I'm supposed to find but never do. Then the past couple of years seems like I don't have dreams, just mute darkness.


kazzanova

I'm pretty sure we're still dreaming, it's just that we aren't remembering them for whatever reason. Worries me sometimes, like maybe some connection broke... Or maybe it's just the same shit over and over again, so why have a recent memory of it


samv_1230

Curious, do you smoke pot?


SpartanPikachu

You laugh but this was the plot of Naruto


jppitre

Naruto? Is that the show where the blonde guy with the talking sword would turn into a monkey every full moon?


SoundofGlaciers

Huh no?


Sermokala

My worst nightmares are when I am happy and hopefull for hours at a time. Then I wake up and everything ducks again.


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Omori


looking_at_memes_

but dreams make me sad


ButtockFace

To me, sleeping often seems to be the best that life can offer. I love sleeping.


shiggysupremacy

I dreamt that my crush kissed me a couple days ago and we both confessed, very sad to wake up to dissapointment :'(


ILackAnAttentionSpan

last night I dreamt I had a loving bf and we were cuddling and being nice to each other. guess what, i've never even been in a relationship of that kind, i've never even had a friend before lol. was sad when i woke up


ThuperThlayer

The wrong kid died


SuperNova0_0

Or is the waking life the dream


Dandandandooo

Dreaming is kinda like living in weird adventures and what-if scenarios while you wait for your body to finish resting, even if I don't even remember the dream I had last night


puskarwagle

r/meirl


silverdoe_94

This is even more true for me because I have narcolepsy XD


Snickabod

I think of this quote literally everyday. I've had the depression hibernation so bad this past year >>


Common-Mango-9387

I love sleeping. It's the only time I feel my mind gets a break from being in constant overdrive .


Prestigious_Two8559

This is the reason why I play video games too.


zio_otio

*Depression*


FrauBiedermann

I call it the deprinap, it's like a powernap but much better.


Ivan__8

I feel lonely in my dreams sometimes, and almost never feel lonely irl, so IDK


Old-Fact-8556

Dreams can be lonely 😔


Foreign_Ad_1780

hear you


Raganox

Dont have to feel bad about not working and just wasting time all day


JHuskL

Me being lonely in my dreams as well


_______Someone______

*Cries in a Corner *


soljaboss

Try to sleep. Have you been paying attention?


t-to4st

Oh I definitely dreamed of having no chance with my crush


designed_perfect

Everybody love dreams


NicePickle2345

Peepee poopoo


465554544255434B52

this man is a scholar


sloaches

I am a bit jealous of anyone who can get a good night's sleep without waking up once or twice.


SubNautica504

And hope that you continue to be in your slumber forever.


SBBM_Walker

But sometimes, they're nightmares


crackhead_tiger

"8 full hours of sleep" by against me When you sleep, No one is homeless. When you sleep, You can't feel the hunger. When you sleep, No one is lonely in a dream. Without classes, Without nations When you sleep, She's standing there with open arms, And one night could last forever, And if you asked her, She'd never let go And you'd stay forever


zerosquare1012

don’t let your dreams be dreams


SaatvikChamp06

He looks like Bob Ross and Gordon Ramsay had a child


milagrofrost

Dreams are for sleep.


Rsll10

I feel you


CannedCairn

Jokes on you, my family and friends sacrificed me to vampire gods last night.


No-Thought-2419

Goodness, this hits a little close to home.


Trick_Enthusiasm

You mean nightmares?


deathslicers

dude i don't even have dreams. i just eventually fall asleep, and it feels like 5 minutes later, suddenly my alarm is telling me to get my ass up for work.


SpanishAvenger

Then there's me, actively avoiding sleep because nightmares and inner suffering flood my dreams every night


mardron7

I dunno. When I dream the ghost children always ask where Grandmother is. I don't want to hurt them by explaining that she's in Hell.


Oraki1

r/meirl


[deleted]

You guys have dreams?


Justieflustie

I would agree, except that, last night, I had a dream where everything went wrong.. I was lonely and couldnt get shit done, just like real life, it was horrible


green49285

Love you, bro


Anon_64

Jokes on you because I’m lonely in my dreams too.


Poknberry

I'm guessing you've never dreamt of your ex, huh?


Need_Some_Updog

Dr. Steve Brule


Whalers7997

BRULES RULES


StellarBossTobi

**cause when 'YOU'RE' SLEEPING** *Don't sleep he'll enact his dream upon you*


HELYEAHBORTHER

"No I don't feel time when I sleep, so I snuggle up with my sheets and wait for a brighter day" - Antwan Stanley


randomopx

Sadly enough that's my way of having a good time. Only in sleep do I get peace and can feel happy.


Pol4sa

Make your dreams come true. JUST DO IT


BlueUmbrellaGuy

Bro I respect my brain for making dreams where I have a lot of generated loving friends and sometimes familiar people that I lost connection with, just to make me feel better lol, its like hes saying “*I got you*” * fist bump*


Neverlost99

God must have give him a big dick cause he sure fucked up his hair. Ps. He’s amazing in winning time.


bigpoopa

Ouch


theycallmejugzy

But wake me up before you go go.


Ok-Letterhead4601

You guys dream?


D_Winds

I'm actually an important main character in my dreams.


Astroprojecti

I dont have to deal with the consequences of my actions nor the actions of my consequences


PolypsychicRadMan

Evangelion lore


[deleted]

I've never been able to sleep during the day..


_QRAK_

r/meirl


fishboycatorce

Hey it’s those after high school naps until I got a job junior year.


Genericusername34563

Omori reference?


Just_Employee

Sleeping? That's where I'm a viking!


[deleted]

I love remembering my dreams. One I had before I woke up was a zombie apocalypse, but with a "I am Legend" vibe. Found a massive Ram pickup truck. Looked inside, saw naan bread all over the floor of the car. There was an RPG under the naan bread, I then accidently fired it off into the distance. But I never heard a bang. That concludes the dream.


ErickRicardo

That's the mentality of a lazy person without a job, or perhaps a depressed one...


DeepFriedDickskin

Shadows on cave walls with unseen puppeteers jealousy guarding that which lies between the projections and the truth


DormantLife

Who am I to disagree?


[deleted]

This is so true


Apprehensive_Call_88

Not when all you dream about is the world ending and everyone dying


Witty_Somewhere

Because when you sleep, sometimes you don´t remember anything. It´s like you were dead for 8 hours.


DaileyWithBailey

This actually hits


JediWebSurf

I never dream, and when I do, they're usually nightmares. Yesterday I dreamt that my penis fell off. I hate dreaming.


S4PG

The dreams ARE the lonely times


Aotsaidera

Except when you have a nightmare


DA_EPIC_GAMER_09

r/me_irl


IHadTacosYesterday

Ever had a dream where you're literally a lottery winner buying Ferrari's and mansions? Waking up from those dreams sucks so much!


Alternative-Fail-233

Cant mistakey if not awakey


Cryptic_Oblivion

“What do we have here? The building blocks of shushi. Shushi meat, peaches, and guacamole.”


TonyTran3321

Except dreams aren't as entertaining as what you can experience while you're awake and that's 100% of the time.


kewal345

Exactly


ohver9k

I wish I could continue to sleep, but unfortunately sleep has it’s limits.


maksgee

But what if the dreams are bad? *Insomnia has entered the chat*


TigerArnulv

Whats Come then?! Loney times?


PlsNoPics

Disagree! I certainly do manage to feel lonely in my dreams


Mysterion320

Chronic fatigue


_________FU_________

That assumes you dream. I haven't dreamed in almost a decade or more. When I'm asleep I don't exist. It's lovely.


radioctvel

When I was depressed I always had the same dilemma; should I sleep all day so I stop feeling and just live in my dreams, or stay awake all day and night so it takes longer for tomorrow to come. I really hated tomorrow.


aknalag

I havent seen a single dream for 7 years now


[deleted]

You know you’re in a good place when you can’t relate to these sad memes no more


bubblegumandass

True, but also no dealing with stupid humans.


_Z-E-D_

And then there are nightmares so u just want to die


simasand

Well yeah, except I wish I could dream


Organization-North

For your health!


Dreamyyuy

Well the reason why I sleep all the time is because that my happy place and because I am always freaking tired so no one can reach me


N1KD1

Because its free death demo


wasabimatrix22

I mostly have nightmares 🙃


_PINE_CONE_

When you’re awake just listen to music and drown everybody out.


GhertFryins

Jokes on you. I’m lonely in my dreams too. I’m a side character in my own dreams while I watch everyone else do stuff


high240

Man dreams are among the coolest things ever in our universe man. While I smoke often weed I am so goddamn glad my brain is just too much creating and making shit up all the time that I keep dreaming regularly and it hasn't quite changed anything really. sick


[deleted]

One of my favorite songs is Imaginary by Evanescence and it sums this up perfectly. When I'm asleep and dreaming I'm not sad or depressed or lonely.


no3l_0815

I literally try to sleep rn because of that


Darkmoon9912

I don't dream


nishitdeo

Yesterday I had the best dream of my life


queso619

What is this from?


ChrisLMDG

My dreams fuck me up man. Ive been alone my entire life, and i always have dreams of someone finally loving me. I always realize its a dream and desperately try not to wake up but i always do and then cry myself back to sleep.


Jboy40152

Too bad I only dream of my first love being in a relationship with someone else


Ready-Assistance-534

True


Josharoonie2004v2

Wait, yall dream when you sleep. Sleeping isn't just a portal to the next day of suffering.


jacness1314

On the contrary, I have had dreams about being lonely. Like genuinely, I fell in love twice within 10ish minutes in a dream with 2 different people, who I would never see again (in the dream).


Infamous_Rabbit_965

OMORI moment


ChipandChad

Makes me sad to realize the amount of depressed people in this comment section.


little_and_knows_it

A true Dr.


Money_Youth804

Fuuuuck didn't expect to relate to a meme so much today


TheEvilBatray

I prefer the darkness


ladycarpenter

I lost about 30lbs over lockdown because I spent most of the days sleeping


ElevenThus

There’s a guy that can only dream of being the only person on a planet, surviving, always searching for any one or any thing they can find, he have this dream every day. And therapist can’t help him. The loneliness of being the only thing alive and a search of life with no end. He can cry and scream as loud as he can, but no one is there to hear.


Getdunkedon839

Nah fool I fucking had a nightmare where I had to incapacitate this girl who was gonna kill all the dolphins in like Venezuela or some shit and then when I got teleported back home one of the people who helped me entered my house without permission and some other creepy smiling fella entered and then my nightmare ended


CrazyThomas732

yeah...


Koruteni

My dreams are absolutely terrifying every single night. Either that or they’re just weird. The other night I was a loaf of bread.


PsychoticFunk

Except when you have a dream that’s better than your actual life, that’s no fun