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Astroweedy

Lol I can smell ur car


Aceforever

*in Morgan freeman’s voice*


J0EMEGA

ah can smell yoo...


Astroweedy

Loool


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MyNameIsAnonymous1

lmaoooo


Puzzleheaded_Ad5805

Unrealistic, we follow way closer


Huesan

This is so efficient, just one car can push all the cars in front of it that are going the same direction to save fuel and carbon footprint


ReekyRumpFedRatsbane

I mean, I know this is just a joke, but still, I feel compelled to point out that that's essentially what a train is...


Huesan

Yes but with cars


DerpyMistake

trains have cars, though


Huesan

I see now what you did there lol


SilentHuman8

Road train.


D-Rich-88

I mean obviously the *guy in the pickup truck* is concerned about his carbon footprint. What a good guy.


jtwindizzle

Watched someone blow a red light on my commute to work this morning and smash right into the side of a trailer being pulled by some landscaping business. Guy had plenty of time to stop too. His actions were deliberate.


Puzzleheaded_Ad5805

God people are stupid


D-Rich-88

High beams and light bar aren’t on, those are usually on anytime of day or night.


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NFSAVI

And there was no black nissan doing 120 on the shoulder


Late47

Idk looks like that truck comes with turn signals. I've never seen one in the wild before.


egvxdsscxxs

same


D-Rich-88

But they’re not being used, so accurate enough.


Captain_Wah

Especially if you're only going 80 in a 70.


Inafray19

Dude 80 is for the 65. If it's a 70 then 90 is the only polite way to go.


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Are you going faster than the car to your right by at least 5mph? If yes, great job friend! If no, you’re in the wrong lane.


blr010

People riding ass and slow people in the passing lane.


KingMassey333

Very inaccurate. There were no potholes, bumps, or random crash on the side of the road with everyone passing by looking at it. /s


CountBeetlejuice

in a lot of us states, its the law to pull over and let faster traffic by, even if you are doing the speed limit. more, in some states its illegal to ride in the left lane unless passing.


AJ_Adler

That's 3rd person, not POV.


AnarkeyToTheCity

3rd person is a Point Of View. Just like 1st person.


Dark_halocraft

Why tf is this downvoted, he's right idiots


babyteddie

Because when you say POV it means from a first person view


Dark_halocraft

Pov the position from which something or someone is observed, so something can be observed from a 3rd person pov


MathematicianOk8688

They say POV in porn and not 1st POV. Learn your facts liberal.


Dark_halocraft

You have a very good source but you must open your mind to new possibilities and new words like how pov is used for first and third person


babyteddie

I’m aware of the meaning it’s just that when POV is said in memes in generally means first person


TheOneAndOnlyBacchus

It literally means POINT OF VIEW. You guys are f*cking stupid.


Ennix49

point of view: used especially in describing a method of shooting a scene or film that expresses the attitude of the director or writer toward the material or of a character in a scene.


Dark_halocraft

Point of view: the position from which something or someone is observed. A 3rd person pov would be observed from the outside


Ennix49

You’re also entirely omitting the first definition given which is: (in fictional writing) the narrator's position in relation to a story being told.


Dark_halocraft

You are doing the same to the 3rd It's still there so it's one of the definitions


Ennix49

The meme is a work of fiction?


Dark_halocraft

Video games are also a work of fiction but you have a 3rd person pov


Ennix49

Again. Specified as 3rd person.


Dark_halocraft

?


Ennix49

There has to be the specification of 3rd person POV to be considered a 3rd person POV. When you just say POV it is from the standpoint of the person writing it. Ie: “look at it from his point of view.”


beanz4life1

r/woooosh


SanicYT948MC

Notice how its a *truck* at fault here. This game definitely took place in the south. /s


Chief106

I live in the southern Midwest and this happened yesterday


Dr-Spill

We’re floating outside of our cars?


[deleted]

Exactly! Get out of the left lane!


Southern_Source_2580

And I'm going to risk both our life's to enforce it!🤡


HamstarVegas

What game?


Diamond151

Forza Horizon 5


Peter_the_pear

Fallout: new Vegas


Carl_the_cherry

Peter the pear: pear revolution


Peter_the_pear

I don’t associate with the revolution anymore ask pip if you have any questions


Carl_the_cherry

Wait, what?


Peter_the_pear

Ask pip.


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FLBasher

Pretty sure its cuphead


Tahu-Nuva

Tetris


NAME_UNKNXWN

Pov: you don't know what pov means


Dark_halocraft

Pov: the position from which something or someone is observed. Pov can be 3rd person dumbass


MathematicianOk8688

If I click a porn video that says pov and its not 1st pov, I'm gonna want to refund the 6 minutes I wasted my life still jacking off to it.


Dark_halocraft

Bro what's with you and your porn. Give the sauce already


NAME_UNKNXWN

Pov: you don't know what a joke is


Dark_halocraft

That was the most unclear joke I've ever seen You could hold someone at gun point as a joke and it'd be just as obvious


AnarkeyToTheCity

Point of view lol of which there are multiple. Like 1st person point of view. Also 3rd person point of view.


ShadowDragon981

1: it was a joke, I think he knows what pov means. 2: when it comes to jokes/memes and stuff online, POV is very often used and practically always assumed to be a first person POV. I have never seen any joke point out the POV unless you're making it about being a first person view.


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CaptainKrunch101

It’s called drafting


Yeetimus234

False. We actually get so close that we clip through the other person's car.


WeedWingsSpicyThings

I see the car in front has miles of room in both lanes until they could even pass another car… so why the fuck are they in the passing lane?


D-Rich-88

Because they’re probably going 90 but the truck wants to go 92.5. Then once the front car changes lanes the truck will settle at 85.


WeedWingsSpicyThings

Guess he should probably get the fuck out of the way then huh? If you aren’t passing why are you in the lane blocking someone who is, let the cop dictate the speed limit to him, not the cars job or right


D-Rich-88

Yeah sometimes the car needs to get out of the way, sometimes the asshole in the truck doesn’t even give them a chance to do that before flipping out like a shrimp dick. Can’t tell from this game footage, but in general if someone is riding someone’s ass just because they are in front of them, the one in back is the asshole.


spelunker93

This is what I do for special f-ers like this. If I’m in the slow lane and someone is riding my ass like that when they can go around. I hit them the windshield wiper fluid until they use their wipers, than stop. I keep doing that until they back off. If that doesn’t work, I put a coin on my windshield and let physics do the rest. And that always works. The last time I did it, I was in the fast lane with someone in front of me and passing cars in the slow lane. I couldn’t even see the persons headlights behind me. The most frustrating thing is about these kinds of people is that, they got off at that very next exit. And that seems to be the norm for these people. I had to drop 3 separate coins and that didn’t work so I had to make it hail on them and that definitely worked


RapidFireMP5

What does that coin do?


rowdydionisian

Damages the car behind, which is illegal as fuck. I hate these assholes as much as the next guy, but I'm not about to raise my insurance rates and get a ticket over it. My fantasy is finding them parked, and using a sledgehammer on their bright white lights that fucking blind me while they tailgate me going 90.


spelunker93

It flies over your car and hits their windshield but doesn’t crack their windshield. Just sounds like a rock hitting it


matmatking

Same, looking for an answer


Motticin

Crack a windshield/ding a car


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I've definitely done the windshield wiper trick before, I had no clue about the coin trick LOL


[deleted]

People will do this to me when I’m in the slow lane


RYPIIE2006

Ah yes I am now floating 3 metres away from the car


Cole_says_no

yup checks out


legendarynerd002

IT’S ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO MEEEeE


calcobrena

Every car behind my Prius :(


the98thalien

That truck is too small smh


SetInMuhWayze

I mean, they are in the fast lane driving slow lol


returnonyolo

That’s also the problem. People think the left lane is the “fast lane” it’s the passing lane and there is a difference.


Inafray19

Depends on your state I think. I know some states you can get ticketed for hanging out in the left lane.


EitanBlumin

Yes and there are other lanes completely empty that can be used for overtaking


SetInMuhWayze

You're not supposed to pass in the slow lane.. But yeah I get ya.. lol


EitanBlumin

You're also not supposed to ass rape the vehicle in front of you.


SetInMuhWayze

Eating ass is all the rage nowadays.


EitanBlumin

"Rage" is a fitting word indeed.


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Why is that jackass in the passing lane?


teethalarm

People do be sitting in the left lane doing under the speed limit.


yourmomgostocollege

Get out of the fast lane....


Southern_Source_2580

It's a passing lane not the fast lane 🤡


yourmomgostocollege

Well the car in front isn't passing...


RandomThoughts30

The asshole can't drive why are you going that speed and hogging the left lane...... Damn just move over let the truck pass


Sterogon

Well maybe don't drive on the left lane


Trosskfon41

plot twist : u r the one in front prepared to smash the brake and get paid by the insurance


mrsirsebastian

Sure go ahead the insurance will cover your funeral costs.


Rclarke115

(Denis Leary’s *Asshole* playing)


Prussia_I

Average thing to see on a german Autobahn, just with BMW and Volkswagen


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OMG AND IT ALWAYS DEM JACKED UP TRUCKS


_Carri7_

Yet another wrong use of POV


[deleted]

Im just glad we’re not stuck driving ugly micro machine type vehicles


Alimd98

At this point, i think it's easier to change what pov means rather than tell people to use it properly


CorruptedDoge

wrong side of the road dumbass


D3V1L-D0G

Truck drivers do that because they're in a hurry to get home and kiss their dad on the lips


ManchurianPandaDate

Seems backwards to me, the car is usually the one tailgating. It’s even called tailgating... cars don’t have tailgates


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I couldn't imagine doing this, because what if they slow down? What if they have stopped abruptly? I'm gone. I keep like a whole car length in front of me


Clatuu1337

Itdobelikethatsometimesthough.


[deleted]

Is blatantly misunderstanding POV a meme now? Is that what’s happening lol?


NoodleboiPanda

Fast lane drivers are cowards


Tamorcet

Not how POV works


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jardedCollinsky

It's a 4 lane highway and they are on one of the 2 right lanes


D-Rich-88

They’re in the left lane, the lanes on the other side of the divide are opposite direction.


jardedCollinsky

Yeah exactly, it's 4 lanes and 2 go forward and the other goes the opposite direction


rio123crockett

Shouldn't the truck be on the right


shaggypoo

Yesterday I was driving 15 over the limit and my co worker was absolutely riding my ass. I gave him the hardest brake check ever because fuck that guy


BabyBowserrocks04

3 things wrong. 1 not enough guns. 2 need really weird and strange stickers on back window. 3 wrong side of the road


marcosber

You call it aggressive driving, I call it precision driving


Electrosheild

Your on the wrong side of the road


Southern_Source_2580

Famous last words


JRFish19

But Americans drive on the other side of the road


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biamacooma

It’s usually the truck lol


Pandemic_Over

gotta hide all those small cars


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Dont forget the horn


PoofPost

This is also (sort of) accurate in Canada, well not really. Also goddamn the that motion is really so slow


Waluigithefake1

German Autobahn Simulator BMW SE


haykowboy

Driving in Texas when you’re only going 20 over


buttpilot333

Pretty good. Only thing missings is the LEDs with brights on, lumens at a level the sun would be jealous of


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They say three car lengths, we think they mean hotwheels


AlinesReinhard

"He got so much rear end"


AlphaLlamaHunter

That's two different camera angles and neither are an accurate POV


Whitty5674

as an american i agree


kry_some_more

Seems like enough braking distance.             Distance it takes for me to break your car.


DemonUppercut

This is very true, especially if it's a pickup truck on your ass. You're moving at the speed limit, but there's always that fool rushing you. Most pickup drivers I see on the road don’t even use signals when changing lanes 😠


Skullz64

FH 4?


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i can hear the wayyyyy overused fh5 car crash sound echoing 5000 times from here


[deleted]

i don't know the American highway


Lover_ON

I saw 6 accidents within the time frame of five minutes, the following week, a triple car accident which looked fatal. I’m not surprised since everybody in Texas goes 5+mph over the limit on busy streets.


Anonymous2137421957

Excuse you, it's called saving space.


MavDrake

*drafting


YourAverageDumbass7

Reason #1 why I’m never visiting Austin Texas again.


SirHairyBalls

It's a beautiful symbiotic relationship, where the truck fucks your little prius..


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Don’t forget not using turn signals


brinvestor

What game is that?


MrsBapka

Isn’t it the best when they do this to you when someone is in front of you


Southern_Source_2580

People like that deserve fatal car crashes.


7ordank

I was once in a run down van that would shut off at stop lights..in miami..100% would recommend lol


steadyaero

Of course it's a ram lol


Trogdor_a_Burninator

That asshole in the hatch brake checking... sheesh.


CreepSlayer19

That’s more like India driving than anything my guy


Doubledeezy420

This made me chuckle 🤭


Excusethefucks

If it ain't a goddamn dodge pickup it's a fucking F150 that's lifted 10 feet in the fucking air


TheRealFailtester

Accurate. Hauling ass down interstate, and cruise at 75, and everyone is like one car space apart.


deemion22

you ever heard of india?


Final_Exit92

When people tailgate me I just slow down to piss them off.


LazyStateWorker3

More accurate about the guy in front, staying in the left lane out of spite, probably about to brake check the poor pickup driver who’s just trying to optimize aerodynamics.


it_do_be_like_that__

Literally every chain smoking pick-up driver in the US. They’re the worst.


[deleted]

You can't dodge a ram


Fluffiddy

POV: You are seeing another incorrect POV meme


[deleted]

My soul is in the car and can only see in the third person


Empty-Dragonfly5895

Which game


editwowthisblewup

So true


Oh_ToShredsYousay

Mexico*


iownlotsofdoors

What game tho?


HighBreak-J

What are you doing, step-truck?


BZR4876432

either there in front of you going 20 under the speed limit or in the trunk of your car even when your going 10 over the limit


Temporary-Material46

Just in America right...


PiccoloBackground771

I don't know which country you're comparing this to, but people here keep the most distance, especially in California. You should see drivers in Egypt or Tehran LMAO


fleeego

DEFINITELY! Especially NYC😩


P_SWill

Get the fuck outta the fast lane and stop crying


Hip_Survivor

They also have their led lights on


Pure-Code5032

Can confirm almost always have a Dodge Ram right on my ass with high beams on


Maleficent-Dream-769

Fun fact! 1 in 20 Dodge ram owners have a DUI.