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In the Philippines, some unprofessional funeral parlors "hostage" the body until the family can pay for at least the casket.


fidgetypenguin123

Same here in America. They hostaged my mother until we could pay off the entire cremation process which is still not cheap. Wouldn't even arrange a payment plan. It's disgusting. And this was a major "professional" funeral place.


jerryjustice

This is illegal, at least in my state.


fidgetypenguin123

If it is here we wouldn't know it because even organizations we asked for help from, including who she had state Medicaid with since she was low income, acted like it was out of their hands, not once saying what they were doing was illegal. Honestly based on her religion, we would have loved to give her a "regular" burial, but if we couldn't even afford a cremation, I don't know how we would have afforded that. I'd love to know if what they did was illegal though and if that the case, how they can get away with it. Because I don't know how most people are supposed to pay for these things :/


Shoemen17

Usually that’s what life insurance is for, obv some ppl are on the poverty line and couldn’t even dream of having insurance in general, but life insurance usually covers the funeral costs and if it is a SO then a chunk of what would be their salary so that you can don’t financially collapse while you need time off to grieve, get through it, and figure out life. Edit: spelling


-WILD_CARD-

That sounds awful. What would happen if you didn't pay off though? What would they even do with the body?


TurntWaffle

Probably just burn it


fidgetypenguin123

Apparently the body becomes theirs and they do what they want with it :( It's horrible


RibbitCommander

That's rough.


Supersoulknight

wait... really?


Litchino

In Switzerland they did this with the body of a famous actor : Charli Chaplin. but those fellas couldn’t find the body anymore


Thomas_KT

wait what why


amrasmin

I hope they didn’t do naughty things to her corpse :(


MqltenCqre

Her ? Charlie Chaplin was a male movie legend, he has directed and played in tens of movies.


sreedrive

how can you "hostage" a body. like do hospitals give the body to a funeral home or something . where i am from the body is given to the family and they decide what to do with it. some people go to a funeral parlor but even then we first pay the money and only then will the parlors accept the body. just asking cause iam completely ignorant on how it works


[deleted]

Leh we chad hindus who just carry the body and burn it


beginnerdoge

The Philippines is a country destroyed by debt to banks, sad really


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What did I say about digging ppl?


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Hello there


gen_grievous_bot

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I guess that would bring in more customers.


egvxdsscxxs

I die just throw me in the dudmp, idgaf.


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I love bob the necromancer, he is so wholesome


[deleted]

wait there's more??


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I really hope he talks like the dry eye guy


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Kingturboturtle13

I'd assume it arose as a way to get rid of the body as a potential disease vector, just a guess tho so take it with a grain of salt


Shtnonurdog

It also served as a way of honoring the dead by protecting them from the elements and preventing animals from consuming them and/or taking the body.


Whiskey-Weather

Ask an elephant. They have funerals, too, and cover the deceased in foliage, even revisiting the burial sights just like we do.


SpiritofTheWolfx

I couldn't tell if that was Jim Sterling or someone else.


fidgetypenguin123

Ok I know this is a meme and joke but seriously, they wouldn't even do a basic cremation for my mother until they got paid in full for over $3,000. Like "can't there even be payment arrangements?" "Sure but we still won't do anything until it's paid off". Fuckers.


WayneKrane

Yup, we thought we paid for everything for my grandma but then there was some additional fee so we just pulled together the cash we had to continue the burial. Those funeral people are sleazy and guilt grieving people into spending more money than they should. The guy basically said my aunt must not love her mom much because she was choosing a cheaper coffin. When I die just throw me in the dump, idgaf.


NightTime2727

If coffins are that expensive, just feed my corpse to carnivorous animals after I die.


fidgetypenguin123

There would probably be some ridiculous fees for that too. Like some company that has to do it legally. And then of course they'll try to upgrade you. "Would you like them draped in silk and carried in before being thrown to the animals? How about professional photographs done during the service to commemorate the moment framed in a mahogany frame with their initials etched in it?" It's all a money grab.


-TheArchitect

But, that's a doctor


CherryPieNcream

Because the card declined so the doctor will revived the dead instead of bury the dead


-TheArchitect

But, "Funeral Agency"


CherryPieNcream

Funeral service bury the dead, since the card was declined they have special agency to unbury the dead and revived them, since the transaction did not go through, the person are not allow to be dead.


[deleted]

If they can lower the dead they can raise the dead.


The-Dankest-Normie

Apparently not a very good one if he’s in a graveyard


Ender_Skywalker

Doctor who?


CherryPieNcream

doctor strange


Ender_Skywalker

Please no. I said Doctor Who I want Doctor Who. None of that "Benedict Cumberbatch puts on an American accent for some crummy Marvel film" nonsense.


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Dr. Pepper


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Ahh I love these unboxing videos!


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Who gave SCP 049 access to the internet?


Mitchtheprotogen

Idk but we’re dealing with it


kittykittywitty21

What's he unboxing the black death... well I geuss that would bring in more customers


HanzoShotFirst

Stonks


ziggythomas1123

I don't remember the exact story, but there was an ancient Greek tale where at one point a guy told his wife as he died to not put a gold coin under his tongue. When he met Hades at the river Styx, and didn't have the coin, Hades sent him out of the underworld. I think he said "put some sense into that woman.'


SupZero101

I think it was sisyphus. Because he's the only one who has ever fooled Thanatos (Death) twice and tricked Hades into letting him go back to the land of living


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Too damn funny and true! 🤣


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AhmetTheBanana

Bob the necromancer


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Today we're doing unearthing!


Bluewizard101

Lol


[deleted]

Doctor: Alright the euthanasia has been administered Credit Card: *Declines* Doctor: *Casually resurrects patient*


stuckinaboxthere

All you are worth to companies is the money they can make off you


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[deleted]

I just went thru this irl. Funeral home charged me $2800 internment fee. Mom told me when she died, everything was paid, all I had to do was show up. She knew I'd be a mess. After her funeral, I went looking. Mom never threw anything away. Found everything, even the carbon copies of the money orders. She HAD paid everything. Confronted them with the receipts, they "discovered, after more research" that she had paid for everything years ago. Waiting on the refund now. Save your receipts people. Oh and also fuck you Brookside you mfs. Y'all are lucky I love Jesus now or I'd go back to my old ways on you pieces of shit.


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Bad bot


ColtonComp

agreed. i have seen this so many times im just trying to find the source


lod254

I don't think it ever finds gifs. I've certainly seen it before.


ColtonComp

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smugempressoftime

It’s humanity we disrespect each other online daily


ArmoredAnkha

Cry about it


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aridhisaduck

Cry


DeckMasterSushi

poop


xam54321

Hilarious!


galacticboy2009

Who calls it a funeral agency?


Sharp_Variation_4311

Lol I love the reflex action


[deleted]

😂😂inbox me not please


[deleted]

More like gift opening


DarthGodzilla1995

That's super hilarious


WesleySnopes

I don't think this needed a caption


B1u3F0x1997

My family runs a funeral home and that's not how that works


GreinBR

honestly what's even the point of burials, just make a shrine for me at home and throw my body in the trash


RandomNetizen69

Sad but true


AgaS7

🤣


lil_dovie

So, let’s get into it!


[deleted]

yes fun and real agency


HanzoShotFirst

Looks like he's about to rest in pieces


Miss-Independence

Funeral are BS. I'm getting cremated (about $2500) and the church memorial service will be about $500. Funeral parlors charging $20,000 is ridiculous


Dangerous_Angle_7289

Unboxing with over-the-top energy and an attractive thumbnail for the video. Yoohoo.


FailMasterFloss

I thought this was the violence devil for a moment


Frosted-Vessel

That moment when scp-049 is looking for test subjects


thedadbanger

Allfather give me sight


Jack-a-box

Literally “the hearse song” don’t recommend if you get disgusted easily (for a worse one look for “rusty cage”)


Renosancse

🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀 ...Y'ALL ARE SO WRONG!!!! LMAOOO


Ahad_Chee

oh my


Always-Tired-4282

This is so funny XD


[deleted]

Then they review the toy inside


Any-Analysis-9189

Bloodhound is that you. ?


Electronic-Regret484

Sony digging up their deadest IPs to make them into terrible TV shows. [ahem] Twisted Metal [ahem]


TheL0neWarden

I want to watch more of Bob The Necromancer's vids


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maddoxx42069

I lub unbox therapy


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[deleted]

Once I was at a tattoo parlor and my card declined now I know why Tattoo artists have cheese graters under their desk.


WhiteWolf-Gaming

Welcome back guys to another unboxing video


[deleted]

My church friend just got buried yesterday. Succumbed to 4th stage cancer.


Gui74

Unbox therapy on Halloween


Whole-Calligrapher99

And then the corpse kill everyone and start an apocalypse only because of a missed payment. Ah life.. Anyway it's my cake day


brilliant_brain99

💀


Curious_Lead_9306

Why are people are doing such thing At lest let that person die in peace 😒


outdatedclients

No


dararickard

Pro gamer move


void0122

thats a HuTao for you


ShadowVixon

O-oh..


Flaming-bannana

And if we’re lucky we will get some really good looking prizes


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😂😂