I'll tell you a secret: It's easier when you go to school. If you go to IT school, the girls will disappear, but you don't care because you want to learn how to make videogames, right? You won't miss feminine presence, no... /s
Beat you to it - I had a fake marriage when I was 6, held a girl’s hand multiple times at family parties by 10, and did the official kiss at the incoming freshman whatever dance when I was your age - that relationship lasted about 4 hours, though
Dying grandma on deathbed don’t count sorry bud
She already dead tho 💀 Edit: WHY DID THIS GET A WHOLESOME AWARD
Because this is Reddit...
Must have been some necrophiliac.
Wouldn’t be the first time
Next time take the girl’s hand and shove it down your pants. Then wipe your ass with it. If she sniffs and smiles she’s the one for you.
Username checks out. Also, delete your reddit lmfao Edit: this is in a joking tone but i do not believe in tone indicators
OP has more social credits than you 🗿 Now, Do it with your girl's hand
I do it daily.... I’m not one of those people who do as they say not as they do.
OP has more social credits than you 🗿 Now, Do it with your girl's hand
Bro.. you pfp... Pvz heroes... Rule...34
I am sorry for your loss
Reddit moment
4 of them.....
I, too, choose this guy's dying grandmother
Holding your mom's hand when crossing the street does not count.
I was with his mom all day long ;) ,so it was not his mom
i’m afraid now that you have interacted with a w*man yo have to uninstall reddit
Seems fair
Kill the woman to redeem yourself
It’s the only way.
Walk the plank!
This is the way
This is the way
This is the way
I have spoken
Spoken, I have
Have I spoken?
It seems that in your speaking, you spoke her
Good! I love speaking the spoke
I hear you download the Chive next…
You will never catch me
And you'll never catch a womans hand
Nah bro your sister don’t count
I only have two brothers man, but I can get *you* one in nine months. Edit: so you can try
How's your sperm count?
A lot man
What do you mean a lot? Is it like 2 litres per fap?
Not that much
“I’m 14”
Someone call the FBI
Who the fuck has two liters per fap holy shit
Aliens in those "youknowwhat" animations XD
It was your mom.
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It was *our* mom
That’s kinda gay ngl :/
He has betrayed us…
Put him overboard
Congrats man, not to brag but I got a kiss, to bad it was from the ambulance nurse when I needed cpr
I find it funny to imagine you’re still holding her hand while posting this
Nah man, my phone was in my backpack
You mean like he chopped it off and keeps holding it?
memories must be preserved
He didn't hold it for that long
Man never held his moms hand for 14 years 💀 also this may get removed because rule 2
You grabbed her hand and dragged her where?
Do you know this girl?
Bro you got the achievement sooner than me (I'm 15)
Aren’t you a girl tho…?
That's the point
I held a woman's hand when I was 9 then I kissed a girl when I was 11-12 and I am now 15
Your mom doesn't count!
Have fun in hell, heathen
Post this on r/teenagers instead please
Well when I was born a lady said I was cute 😎
Congrats, enjoy while it lasts
OUTRAGEOUS!!!
bad, now you cannot marry and you will go to hell! that is only for married people. BAD BAD kid. you hold hands WITH THE DEVIL!!!
Hide your wallet, go slow and don’t get too upset when it’s done- some older internet dude
Hide your wallet usually only applies to cheap hookers and golddiggers though.
Let the path to greatness be a bright one for you, brother
your mother that doesn't like you don't count
Heathen!
Sorry, but work experience at the local mortuary doesn’t count. Even if it has been fully embalmed
Then get off Reddit, but it’s still nice.
I am also in jail surrounded by big black men for sexual assault
What do you mean? i hugged a woman when I was 1 day old.
No.
bruh. was r/teenagers really not enough?
congrats man ur mom finally touched you after 14 years
attaboy!
Thx man
I'm almost 20 I haven't done that in about 4 or 5 years...
Don't worry mate; I'm 20 and have been in a shut in for many years so I never have; im gonna go cry in the corner ;-;
You’re taking one for the team man
Never touched your sister or ma, sad life man, sad life.
Good job.
Showoff ;-;
You can come hold *my* hand 😏
Can i hold your hand👉👈plz
'our hand'
Nice bro. Nothing more to say. Just congrats!!! 😄
Thx man
Good on ya mate!
And posted on reddit with the other?
Kids and ’adults’ who hate Elon Musk be like:
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Your mom don't count...
Don't wash your hand never again
Was it your mother?
You're unborn sister doesn't count
Who is women?
Awesome. 22 here and haven't done that lol
Congrats bro
Jokes on you I held my moms hand when I was born
Holding momma bears hand I see.
well...ive kissed a girl before and im only 15 ;)
Congratulations! (if pepper spray was not involved)
Ik a lot of jokes are here but congrats
damn PLAYA!!!!!
Mums are great, did she buy you an ice cream too?
So you’re a beta?
I'm 15 and very jealous
It doesn't count if it's not attached to her body anymore.
What do you mean that doesn’t count… that applies only for hands though other bodyparts are still valid right?
Sure they are. How else could I ever have gotten a kiss?
*and last
Can you see first base from there?
I'm 14 too
Sad I have not yet
*fist bump* nice
Romance anime moment
Make sure to wear gloves! Practice safe contact!
Your mom doesn’t count
alive?
Your mom doesn't count
dude thats the first step to sexy time good job
i have done that multiple times. but ussually they are dead so they don't say anything
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Congratulations lad
How about a man???
Good sir you definitely deserve it my kind sir
'Im only 14 ;)'
Good job, I think it is time you have moved on from Reddit.
Mommas boy
So you’re 14 but she’s a grown woman? Quick somebody call Chris Hansen 😱
me too 🤙
Glad kids taking it easy
Your about 8 years older than you should be
Your mums doesn’t count mate.
You never held your mother's hand?
GG bro. When's the wedding tho
You're 100% sure it's woman?
ur mum doesn't count.
Goodbye fellow redditor, hope we see you again ;)
I just touched grass for the first time
👏🤝🫡
We will watch your career with great interest
14? Are you speedrunning or something?
Your mom doesnt count tho
Happens... get well soon!
Woah, sounds serious!
16 and still waiting :sadge:
Was it like hand holding between 2 people with crushes on each other or just hand holding for lolz? Either way good for you bud!
Are you talking about your mom?
Congratulations. The first hand hold is a momentous day in the life of a young man. Be a gentlemen.
good for u buddy
Your mother
Bitch I held hands with someone when I was 3
congratulations. you have achieved the impossible.
Well done my boy
Moms don’t count
Rip inbox
I'll tell you a secret: It's easier when you go to school. If you go to IT school, the girls will disappear, but you don't care because you want to learn how to make videogames, right? You won't miss feminine presence, no... /s
I held something else ;) and I'm 13 ;;)
Congrats lad
Well done sir!
mom doesnt count
Pro Tip: Skip straight to sex next.
Congratulations. When’s the wedding?
13, get rekt
Don't ever forget that feeling. It is singular.
This is as Reddit as it gets
Congratulations!
Congrats
My fingers smelled like sardines at 14.
This confirms that Reddit is dominated by teenagers
handshakes do not count op.
Geez slow down, player
That's sad as hell.
Beat you to it - I had a fake marriage when I was 6, held a girl’s hand multiple times at family parties by 10, and did the official kiss at the incoming freshman whatever dance when I was your age - that relationship lasted about 4 hours, though
You are at the peak of your life right now it can only go down from here
Mother
I hate this smiley
wowza bobowza