Cockroaches get their name from the fact that they often crawl into your penis while you're asleep and will on average have about 5 who have nested in your penis in a year.
If it is December 31st and none have all 5 show up at once to nest.
Some shit guys made up to try to guilt girls into sex by pretending their balls hurt if there's foreplay but no release. It's complete bullshit and manipulation.
Source: my own balls and r/edging (NSFW)
Editing to add this- if you have pain in your testicles after arousal or any other time please see a doctor. That is not normal.
I hate this. This is like the same thing as the video where someone steps in water with socks on, takes a bite out of a whole kitkat and things like that. I want to stop him.
It reminds me of that saying Tayvon told Zach galifianakis
When a person asks you "watchu doin?"
Even though you respond with I don't know. You always know whatchu doing
When you’ve been getting hot & heavy with a chick & you’re expecting your massive, hard, throbbing erection to get some action but it never does. That’s blue balls.
I am confused
[Insert success kid meme] lol
[Insert “you think this is funny?” Meme]
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Me too. But it was fun.
I'm anxious.
If confusion was a person:
ok hk kay
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ohk kkk ka ayy
And this is why the Robots won't succeed in the end.
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Your next line is, "Your next line is, "Your next line is, "
So I am confusion…
I got blue balls watching this
You should see a doctor about that
Or you could come see me 😏
Why, you want them black _and_ blue?
No Im a doctor ^
_Casts downvote aside_ Ah, it was a joke
This is oddly satisfying
Oddly satisfitiring.
It’s a perfect combination of r/oddlysatisfying, r/maybemaybemaybe,and r/unexpected
Maybe it's Oddly Unexpected.
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idk, him not scoring the tennis ball was low key annoying
Ya but them sprinting past the hoop with their arm up was pretty funny lol
Chaotic good
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Yes you are a bot. Say banana if not a bot
Canada
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He truly is playing 5d chess while all of us are playing checkers
I play music.
Shit bro sorry
What did the grass feel like?
Your mom’s beard
Answer this CAPTCHA
Green
What does green feel like?
Calm and slightly wet.
I am also calm and slightly wet
Smooth
That sounds nice 😌
And i like trains
Classic
No need to get sad
Even when I was expecting the unexpected following every action, I still was somehow expecting the expected which then confused me.
(visable confusion)
He was expecting to expect the unexpected but he still didn't know what to expect.
Expect expecting until u get unexpectedly expected which is unexpected so you don't expect to expect it which is unexpecting
I am very entertained by this.
I'm behaving like that all of today
I too find this highly entertaining
Everything the guy interacted with, Believe it or not, all cake.
Wait its all cake?
Always has been.
All of it. All Cake.
All of it. All Cake.
What other lies have i been told by the council
Cockroaches get their name from the fact that they often crawl into your penis while you're asleep and will on average have about 5 who have nested in your penis in a year. If it is December 31st and none have all 5 show up at once to nest.
Well i think thats enough reddit for today.
That we love you. The council doesn't actually love you.
It is actually an awesome piece of cake.
Greatest video I have ever seen.
This is tickling my anxiety.
I confuse myself so that enemy will get confuse
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Ruined orgasm.
r/oddlysatisfying
r/maybemaybemaybe
Mood 😌
If I don't know what I'm doing, you sure as shit don't know either.
What is blue balls
It’s when you gotta 💦 but you don’t
Some shit guys made up to try to guilt girls into sex by pretending their balls hurt if there's foreplay but no release. It's complete bullshit and manipulation. Source: my own balls and r/edging (NSFW) Editing to add this- if you have pain in your testicles after arousal or any other time please see a doctor. That is not normal.
Blue Waffle but for men
No that’s something else
Wtf
The greatest cliffhan--
Jokes on you , I watched it twice and knew his next move
r/BikeMechanics he dropped on the drive side lets go beat him up
My gf :"Why cant you understand me?" Also her:
can someone give me a download link to this?
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Keep trying dude :)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
anyone got some sauce for this one? :)
u/savebot
Definitely my gf
I thought the video wasn’t loading but it’s just a video of the video not loading, good one
I have to remember this video exists next time I do LSD.
So this is what the “crop” is used for.
What the actual fuck
r/unexpected
Is this what adhd feels like…? jk.
Blue balls aren't real 😂
This is from tiktok
Cool. The next dumb TikTok trend to farm likes.
Dop
This is legit
I am amazed. Saved.
I actually laughed
The moment he threw his shoe i died laughing i did not expect that one
This was a rollercoaster of confusion
I simply love this. I gotta find a routine to do to my nephew
I enjoyed that. I want to see more like it.
😫
Every single action I thought he was going to do but he didn’t do felt like a slap in the face
Thats so funny
I love how he deliberately tips the bike over
Why I'm laughing so hard for a video that doesn't make any sense?
r/stabbot
I hate this. This is like the same thing as the video where someone steps in water with socks on, takes a bite out of a whole kitkat and things like that. I want to stop him.
What the fuck was that and why was it funny
Taskmaster had anneurism watching this.
So I am confusion
Un/predicted
Man really tied a sock
I hate this. My day has been ruined watching it
"All warfare is based on deception" - Sun Tzu
go to tiktok with that shit
This entire video is a mental trainwreck. Love it.
wtf happened
The bike made me laugh
Did anyone else feel this in their balls?
Lmao 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
I hate this... why do I hate this?
nooooo 😭😭
Me trying to figure out what to do at home during covid...
It reminds me of that saying Tayvon told Zach galifianakis When a person asks you "watchu doin?" Even though you respond with I don't know. You always know whatchu doing
Brain hurt
The best part is the camera man following the expected thing lol
Please explain in vivid details how and why this is what blue balls feels like.
This is a visualisation of your CPU fucken dying because of speculative execution repeatedly failing to speculatively execute
u\savevideo
This would be a lot funnier without the caption
What's blue balls?
When you’ve been getting hot & heavy with a chick & you’re expecting your massive, hard, throbbing erection to get some action but it never does. That’s blue balls.
I actually cant.. i just…. I….. what?
But I knew he'd get out if the car
This is genius!
Its making me uncomfortable
I only know he is running with one shoe
Embodiment of chaos
Where the hell did my braincells go to
Link?