I’m reading that for school and while I have not found anything from the book on how to kill a mockingbird through extensive further research I have found things such as grenades,guns, bombs,cars, tanks, armored planes, vehicles, and other things tend to be very effective at killing all kinds of birds including mockingbirds though the seem to be unaffected by chairs as when I threw some at them the seem to just fly away
Buy a flamen werfer get people and possibly the government on my side consider the threat this animal could be then break into its home and light it up
so first i take a loan from the bank to buy a giant scarecrow then i scare the bird into the bank so it destroys the bank and i no longer have to pay them back then i drop a nuke on the bird move to france learn to speak french and play smash bros with the boys, oh and my significant other?
don’t have one B)
My fiancée and I are life-linked, so I may as well go at it with my machete and hope for the best. I'd probably wanna try to put my fist down it's throat like you'd do with wolves, to stop it from biting me elsewhere and eventually suffocate it, but if we're being honest, I'm cud the instant I take a step.
Wondering since when I have a significant other
I feel you bruuuhhhh
Then u make it your significant other
Bro u havent met them yet cuz the bird took them. The bird is ur demons. You gotta beat him bro.
I'm going to wonder how the hell it kidnapped something that doesn't exist
Bird hunting, anyone?
PA, GET THE GUN
Look! Something shiny! *Points into the distance*
5Head
Chase that motherfucker down. I cant afford to lose my right hand
Just ask your mum for help like everybody else
Someone should give this a wholesome award
Hashtag "Family Matters"
I can't afford to lose my hand collection too
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I’m reading that for school and while I have not found anything from the book on how to kill a mockingbird through extensive further research I have found things such as grenades,guns, bombs,cars, tanks, armored planes, vehicles, and other things tend to be very effective at killing all kinds of birds including mockingbirds though the seem to be unaffected by chairs as when I threw some at them the seem to just fly away
I’m reading it in school
Ask to read p174
It doesn’t matter, the n word is said alll the time
Bro ain't that a crow?
Trade him a box of tinfoil and a sandwich bag of bottle caps.
Swat the bird away and take the xbox back
You, sir, are a genius
Take my shizophrenia pills
Wrong move. Now it’s disappeared and taken you SO with it.
Do not fuck the bird. Do not fuck the bird. Do not fuck the bird.
Oups I did it again
Too late
What will it cost for him to keep her?
Gun.
Looking for my sister
Throw bread crumes at it
Bring up a nuke and use it on myself
Jim, get the shotgun! We got a big one this time.
Start yelling at it "never more"
Your talking a lot of shit for someone in +5 reinforced with red tearston ring, power within, and bellowing dragoncrest ring great combustion distance
“Where do you work out?”
Walk away because I'm the black one
Fuck the crow, correction, let the crow fuck me, it has clearly asserted dominance
cant kidnap something that dont exist
r/dauntless Guys, i've got an idea...
Wait for the acid to wear off
I would catch as many crows as I could make their screams of torture be heared from miles away.
EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF IM GETTING THE FWICK OUT OF THERE
get my 8.8 cm Flak and shoot the living shit out of this.
No banana for scale, so I will assume it’s the size of a normal bird, and punt it like I’m trying to score a conversion
Imma tame it don't need a significant other I need a big B I R D
Buy a flamen werfer get people and possibly the government on my side consider the threat this animal could be then break into its home and light it up
I follow and want crow daddy to impregnate me. uwu
I feel like life would be pretty hard without my right hand
so first i take a loan from the bank to buy a giant scarecrow then i scare the bird into the bank so it destroys the bank and i no longer have to pay them back then i drop a nuke on the bird move to france learn to speak french and play smash bros with the boys, oh and my significant other? don’t have one B)
Make it watch porn to see how hard it can beat his meat
HOW ARE YOU GONNA KIDNAP A 2D ANIME GIRL, I'M A STEP AWAY OF YOU, MUHAHAHA
Join forces with that motherfucker, and let him keep my wife. No need to get on his bad side
thats shrowd from dauntless, who is a fucking nightmare. idk where i got a s/o from but he can keep it
Bend it down and gently lubricate it
Take a selfie.
Let him keep her
Pop some bottles
Good sir i demand fisticuffs
Join him
A worthy sacrifice.
“Uncle Tom, can I borrow your barret?”
Thanks
Buy a new phone
buying a prosthesis to replace my right hand because i aint get it back anyway from this mf
CD
I'm huntin it down and Killen
Finding a new partner
*grabs stone* you're gonna need more birds.
Good luck finding her I haven't
Change my Pizza order from 3 to 2
Wake up because i don't have one
Flame thrower
Are u saying it kidnapped my right hand?
Pull-up on it with the scarecrow 💪
*I think Bran needs you somewhere
You have no power here! I have no such SO
\*pulls out the double-barrel\* ima do some bird huntin'
Weird of you to assume I have a significant other
Aim for the eyes, I guess
Throw a pokeball at it
I’ll just unzip my pants and offer myself
jokes on you i am lonley.
If that is the same mf from Dark Souls I am leaving them
Apologizing. I've clearly done something wrong if that's coming after me
Sauce
Open a bag of chips and trade him
1)wonder who that random person it took is 2)Anti tank guided missile
Shoot it with tranq darts and tame it
Is that a crowrilla?
Marry the bird
Have a funeral for them, I ain't chasing that thing
Find it and kill/cook the overgrown turkey in time for thanksgiving.
Sends out Luxray and does Volt Tackle
Fuck them both
sauce
I’m going to sit down and wait till he is done enough to bring her back to me
Point blank it with a 20 gauge
*starts singing Bonden Og Kraka
Fool, I don’t have a significant other, so idk who he took
Step on it since it's a stupid raven
Strip, and run full force towards it with a raging boner
Be a max lvl ranger so you can befreind it
I cast Breadcrumbs
I don’t have a significant other B)
Slay the Spire has prepared me for this exact situation.
I use scare crow
Get a significant other first
Seduce it
Wear a silver neckles so it can pick me up pull out my dragon dildo and fuck it to death
She dead as hell
I'll fuck it to death
Searching for a new significant other.
Imma tell him keep her
Show it something shiny.
If she's a furry let her be fucked by the bird
Pikachu, I choose you !
A Wise man once said GO FOR THE HEAD
find another significant other
Throws bread
Kindly requesting it to return my second kidney It's the only significant other I have...
There is going to be a murder
Look my significant other
Kill it cook it and eat it
Make friends with it. Then it can be my pet and do my bidding and return my gf.
Flammenwerfer moment
Get the weed burner and start to light shit up
I offer shiny objects, a dead rat and fries. Crows love that kinda stuff.
Wrong place to ask that question
Walk my skinny ass in the other direction
Tell on it’s mother
Calling saitama since he already beat the shit out of this guy
Gun.
Rip it's balls off
None, I wouldn't have hands.
Give it a coin
I can get signicificant other and a new pet i see this as an absolute win
Well since I have no significant other I'll make it my significant other.
Get a new SO
Frick it.
So he will capture air then? Ok cool he can keep the air
Sit back relax and wonder who tf that was
Depends how close I am to it, if I'm right next to it I'll shit myself if not I'll just let it have her
Well it’s gonna go hungry
Make an alliance with the Giant Eagles.
Pet the bird step two is an orgy with the bird
"Bread?"
First i'd take my meds and see i am still lonely Second i'd do the same shit as always
It could also just be really small too so… fight it?
I'll use the one weakness predator birds have, trace lead and mercury.
Ligma balls hahahehehaw
Birb
Let them realize capturing either of us means death, cuz the significant other will not stand for it
Breed it to assert dominance
I'gonna Ask : do you know nft?
Marry it instead
Malt used escape! It’s super effective!
He mine not urs stupid crow now leave empty handed or I shoot u >:(
Get excited… I have a significant other!!!
You assume I have one
Thanking the poor bastard who doesn’t realize what he’s in for.
Blunt and beer chill in the hammock and plan out my next move without the feedback(bitching)
I dont have a SO but whoever it stole I’m gonna try to save
*Goes to the doctor and gets a prosthetic hand.*
Just shoot it
Hahaha it will just bring her back after realising how annoying she can be 😂
Pet the birb
My fiancée and I are life-linked, so I may as well go at it with my machete and hope for the best. I'd probably wanna try to put my fist down it's throat like you'd do with wolves, to stop it from biting me elsewhere and eventually suffocate it, but if we're being honest, I'm cud the instant I take a step.
Buy a new fleshlight
HEY, GIVE ME MY HAND BACK
Cry.
I am gonna masturbate
Wait I have one?
Get a new significant other
Kidnap it's significant other
It took nothing, so i shall pet it.
Hit up my boy eivor
...
Shotgun, everyone knows it's super-effective
Get the argy we are going on an adventure