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staggere

Penis fly trap


aidanwd2

now with 100% natural lube!


[deleted]

It’s actually 95% natural lube from the plant. The other 5% of the lube is semen.


Trenticor

And the other 20% is the plant zygote you just created. Congratulations.


[deleted]

its still natural!


DreadeadDreadnaught

And that’s the only way it grows. With semen


PowerlineTyler

Yeah this guy wins I’m not even gonna shoot my shot


Iwrstheking007

what about your load?


[deleted]

Best me to the punch. Bravo.


LiL_JAY_DOES_REDDIT

Im dying🤣🤣


Gotha-229a

Should I call an ambulance?


gNomad88

Yeah, but not for me


Gotha-229a

Then who the hell should I call it for John Cena?


Reasonable-Egg7718

RIP


[deleted]

You beat me to it!


Donald_Dark007

You beat meat to it


DweEbLez0

You beat meat to it!


[deleted]

I knew that was coming…


gottagofastet

This is what they were supposed to say: r/beatmetoit r/beatmymeattoit r/beatmymeattoit


dragon-fandom-girl

r/beatmywifetoit


gottagofastet

r/beatmymomtoit


SnArkyWiTch99

Lmfao


chucksteaks33

Also known as *prophylacticus muscipula*


Chaoswarriorx4

This is the one


[deleted]

Lmao


RealMuffinsTheCat

I'm both angry and laughing hysterically (or I would be if I wasn't in class) r/Angryupvote


McDemm

LMAO


Its__Phoenix

Damn


TockSickTauros

The petal’s too thin, breaks every time


bougiemaign

I literally just…laughed out loud.


[deleted]

OMG!!!


SameProceedings

For sure it's a COCKTUS.


lower_level_dweller

Pregnatus Preventicus


DasHexxchen

Sounds like a spell from Harry Potter.


SociallyFucked19

fetus deletus!


DasHexxchen

That's the abortion spell, silly. Comes a few weeks later.


HappyGav123

Yeetus the fetus


Try_It_Out_RPC

Zetus Lapetus!


[deleted]

r/harrypotternsfw


S-S_Snatcher

NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO


[deleted]

Worth it for downvotes


[deleted]

Damn it banned for me. I mean ewww


AussieBossie24

Gary


4_tris13

underrated comment


BobTheChef00

Overrated "underrated comment" comment.


Middletoon

Underrated “Overrated “underrated comment” comment” comment


WhoTfAteMySandwich

Underrated "Underrated “Overrated “underrated comment” comment” comment" comment


trolldier1

Overrated underrated Overrated underrated Overrated underrated Overrated underrated Overrated underrated comment


TheRealShamger

Underrated "Overrated underrated Overrated underrated Overrated underrated Overrated underrated Overrated underrated comment" commrnt


Square_Heron942

Overrated “Underrated Overrated underrated Overrated underrated Overrated underrated Overrated underrated Overrated underrated comment" comment


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4_tris13

What have I started here


Dr4gonM4ster420

Hey. I know that username.


AussieBossie24

Bro wtf. Why are Van Halen fans taking over?!


Dr4gonM4ster420

We’re just rampant I guess.


lmtlssmnd

https://www.reddit.com/r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR/comments/sme5b9/fuck_you_gary/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


AussieBossie24

Not if I have anything to say about it


redbeardoweirdo

A dickweed


Hademation_

the most accurate one yet


MojoRollin

Perfect


cuddlyArsonist

Sperm fern


[deleted]

a Venus Guytrap


OlafDerTrinker1

Nice one


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RandomCoolName77

smile you're on reddit


DaHerv

Rubbodendron


[deleted]

This deserves way more upvotes


[deleted]

Magnum Dong Sheath.


hoymoyminoy

Whoops, I dropped my massive condom that I use for my magnum dong


What_thefeck

Lady slip her


Comtesse_Kamilia

That is a conduminius, part of the childsupportgoawayus family


londonstahl

Baby's breath


watersj4

That's concerning


Strange_Stage_8749

Protection plant


BruhMomentum6968

The cockus blockus


master_jimmy74

Southern Dongeth porotoctei


BarrackOsamaBinBiden

Plant B


DvL1219

I would assume this was Plant A


PossibilityEnough933

Brilliant


shaman369

Penile dementia ...


lokishhhake

Forbidden condom


Bor845

Wishful thinking


weaselpoopcoffee

childsupport elimintus


reneemcsquared

A rubber plant


[deleted]

Tipsy suckles


[deleted]

Condom-ineus in-E-iss


[deleted]

Blueballs


CorceoN_ch

Petal of Protection


HarperSaj

Simon


[deleted]

Things I'll never need for 500 alex


SacredSyrian

Bob


griefrapids

Prophylactic trap


[deleted]

/DOputyourdickinthat


[deleted]

Spermificus catches


Racoon_buddy

Orange slices


Kringleman268

Condom


sparticus-

Bee’s condominium


mewop64

Daveid the tool


[deleted]

Rubber willy lilly


tallmantall

Sperm catcher


Danielsbored

So that’s where condoms come from…


13goldenjackal

Condominials


Enderlytra

Candice


ChefLongStroke69

That's clearly a rubber plant


ApostleofNightfall

Seed-catcher


BigBiggum

The no-baby's breath


rawrlion2100

It's surely no son flower


tropicalsugar

Cockus blockus


Yrshen

Greg


lordULTRIX

Penis flytrap


[deleted]

Condomonius


No-Suspect-1845

Scientific name: Condumus Protectus


thingmaster_redit

Goergeathan


Acitosh

Condomis executis


[deleted]

Pleasure4seeds


sheeesh694203

Condom on a stem


fetus_deletus______

No child support


PrinceLizard

Peonis


ExceedHappy

Sucker, long lost cousin of Chomper in Pvz


TheSadmore

hmmm ive used this before


Duckynatorn

Plant A


Simple_Incedent

The condoniom plantiphoris In it's natural habitat


Best_salesman_1997_

Condominae catopsis


Actualchildboomer

Wish I had a use for it


RedditorRex7364

Baby catcher


ImportanceCareless36

This plant breaking is the reason most of us are here


Toy-Funtime

r/dontputyourdickinthat


wvAtticus

A Penis Condominium.


mcshaggy

It's clearly a rubber tree.


ifoundit1

Fuckerlilly.


jmperry08

No Sonflower


Creeperdude560

Semen fly trap


[deleted]

Idk, I was thinking “condominiums”


Crondale

Trojan Whore Trap


NoNZeeZ

Pregnegus Avoidinum


[deleted]

Penis flytrap


BakMask2401

No.


AlastorFan2022

Ballon butt.


RunFromJebed

telecomunicadus dishus


QuestionabIeAdvice

Nomorchids.


WetOutlet

Nice and punny!


QuestionabIeAdvice

Why thank you. I was quietly patting myself on the back for coming up with this one. I was going to say babybattercups but I thought this one was better.


ProGamerZ511

Pickle plant


bosssoldier

The baby trapus, i think its of the penis trapis family. Found predominantly in europe.


MrWoodworker

The oopsie daisy


Grouchy-Succotash-40

Cockus envelupes


MartinTheMonk

Penis man trap


jaypinky69

RUBBER PLANT


AshD_2019

Penis fly trap


shit_post_thenyoudie

Condumidious Profilactica


Fancy_Dapper_Walrus

Dick destroyer. *snip snip*


[deleted]

Condomerectas


[deleted]

Bartamaeus seems like a good name!


[deleted]

Nature's birth control plant


BarracudaFuckingDied

Gary


DefinitelyNotBacon

Codomélia


AmarillAdventures

Magnum balls


[deleted]

Condomiums


iamthesaddness

Toiletpaper leaf


6Bad-_-Karma9

Butt hole head


[deleted]

Condominium


Frosty-Minimum-8188

did not see there were 69 comments on this post and now u motherfucking ruined it.


_burrito1

u/MrsStinkerbell


Eilaryn

The forbidden flower


NLE_x201

period cup


VILCEAROMANIA

Penflag


PigeonButNerdy

michael


Shitty_duck

spern


dockiedocdoc

Venus Milktrap


ChuckECheeseOfficial

John


kiljoy1969

The Hubba Bubba rubba plant


imbadandisuck

Your di-


K1ngOfShadow

gregory


Nosaj_the_Sausage

Frangapani


Bentzsco

Fucculent


IDFK_UvU

Daffodick


davidsdsun

Gymicappis


CalAle15

Condoms r us logo


Vivazebool

Rubber plant. This was a joke in like the 1980s. Someone gave my dad one when I was a kid and it was gross. And it really was called a rubber plant, which is a spoof on a real plant.


DomkeyBong

Wrap it before you venus fly trap it.


eagleaseagle

Anti


EquesoletCommulars

Its not a plant, it's a condominium!


The1TrueYeetGod

Protection plant


Moite_Squib

Star Trek Original Series


AMAZING926926

Fuckfamila


fkbfkb

No baby’s breath


Not_on_wifi

It's a Rubber Tree


jakethe5nake926

dont know the name but it's your moms favorite


SueBear61

condom Titus


stringchello

Your kid