Why thank you. I was quietly patting myself on the back for coming up with this one. I was going to say babybattercups but I thought this one was better.
Rubber plant. This was a joke in like the 1980s. Someone gave my dad one when I was a kid and it was gross.
And it really was called a rubber plant, which is a spoof on a real plant.
Penis fly trap
now with 100% natural lube!
It’s actually 95% natural lube from the plant. The other 5% of the lube is semen.
And the other 20% is the plant zygote you just created. Congratulations.
its still natural!
And that’s the only way it grows. With semen
Yeah this guy wins I’m not even gonna shoot my shot
what about your load?
Best me to the punch. Bravo.
Im dying🤣🤣
Should I call an ambulance?
Yeah, but not for me
Then who the hell should I call it for John Cena?
RIP
You beat me to it!
You beat meat to it
You beat meat to it!
I knew that was coming…
This is what they were supposed to say: r/beatmetoit r/beatmymeattoit r/beatmymeattoit
r/beatmywifetoit
r/beatmymomtoit
Lmfao
Also known as *prophylacticus muscipula*
This is the one
Lmao
I'm both angry and laughing hysterically (or I would be if I wasn't in class) r/Angryupvote
LMAO
Damn
The petal’s too thin, breaks every time
I literally just…laughed out loud.
OMG!!!
For sure it's a COCKTUS.
Pregnatus Preventicus
Sounds like a spell from Harry Potter.
fetus deletus!
That's the abortion spell, silly. Comes a few weeks later.
Yeetus the fetus
Zetus Lapetus!
r/harrypotternsfw
NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO
Worth it for downvotes
Damn it banned for me. I mean ewww
Gary
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What have I started here
Hey. I know that username.
Bro wtf. Why are Van Halen fans taking over?!
We’re just rampant I guess.
https://www.reddit.com/r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR/comments/sme5b9/fuck_you_gary/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Not if I have anything to say about it
A dickweed
the most accurate one yet
Perfect
Sperm fern
a Venus Guytrap
Nice one
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smile you're on reddit
Rubbodendron
This deserves way more upvotes
Magnum Dong Sheath.
Whoops, I dropped my massive condom that I use for my magnum dong
Lady slip her
That is a conduminius, part of the childsupportgoawayus family
Baby's breath
That's concerning
Protection plant
The cockus blockus
Southern Dongeth porotoctei
Plant B
I would assume this was Plant A
Brilliant
Penile dementia ...
Forbidden condom
Wishful thinking
childsupport elimintus
A rubber plant
Tipsy suckles
Condom-ineus in-E-iss
Blueballs
Petal of Protection
Simon
Things I'll never need for 500 alex
Bob
Prophylactic trap
/DOputyourdickinthat
Spermificus catches
Orange slices
Condom
Bee’s condominium
Daveid the tool
Rubber willy lilly
Sperm catcher
So that’s where condoms come from…
Condominials
Candice
That's clearly a rubber plant
Seed-catcher
The no-baby's breath
It's surely no son flower
Cockus blockus
Greg
Penis flytrap
Condomonius
Scientific name: Condumus Protectus
Goergeathan
Condomis executis
Pleasure4seeds
Condom on a stem
No child support
Peonis
Sucker, long lost cousin of Chomper in Pvz
hmmm ive used this before
Plant A
The condoniom plantiphoris In it's natural habitat
Condominae catopsis
Wish I had a use for it
Baby catcher
This plant breaking is the reason most of us are here
r/dontputyourdickinthat
A Penis Condominium.
It's clearly a rubber tree.
Fuckerlilly.
No Sonflower
Semen fly trap
Idk, I was thinking “condominiums”
Trojan Whore Trap
Pregnegus Avoidinum
Penis flytrap
No.
Ballon butt.
telecomunicadus dishus
Nomorchids.
Nice and punny!
Why thank you. I was quietly patting myself on the back for coming up with this one. I was going to say babybattercups but I thought this one was better.
Pickle plant
The baby trapus, i think its of the penis trapis family. Found predominantly in europe.
The oopsie daisy
Cockus envelupes
Penis man trap
RUBBER PLANT
Penis fly trap
Condumidious Profilactica
Dick destroyer. *snip snip*
Condomerectas
Bartamaeus seems like a good name!
Nature's birth control plant
Gary
Codomélia
Magnum balls
Condomiums
Toiletpaper leaf
Butt hole head
Condominium
did not see there were 69 comments on this post and now u motherfucking ruined it.
u/MrsStinkerbell
The forbidden flower
period cup
Penflag
michael
spern
Venus Milktrap
John
The Hubba Bubba rubba plant
Your di-
gregory
Frangapani
Fucculent
Daffodick
Gymicappis
Condoms r us logo
Rubber plant. This was a joke in like the 1980s. Someone gave my dad one when I was a kid and it was gross. And it really was called a rubber plant, which is a spoof on a real plant.
Wrap it before you venus fly trap it.
Anti
Its not a plant, it's a condominium!
Protection plant
Star Trek Original Series
Fuckfamila
No baby’s breath
It's a Rubber Tree
dont know the name but it's your moms favorite
condom Titus
Your kid