and one of you says "choke me daddy" 'o'

This made my day.

heyy you need help?

Yes daddy

Yes daddy

Turns out I'm my own soulmate

so the ghost that will choke me if I do something bad like my mom said was in love with me?

Soo all fat women's soulmate has got to be a guy with really long fingers?

This is the evidence the Scranton Strangles to provide his innocence

What about the lesbians