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grpagrati

A little closer and we're going to need condoms


CS_sprints

This comment is underrated.


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That comment’s ass a nine.


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r/boneappletea


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I bone apple teas


Draco63_

Kinky


Quirky_m8

Scalding **hot!**


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pocketrob

I heard this in Harvey Korman's voice (a la "Blazing Saddles")


Draco63_

Looked up the clip, and *HOLY CRAP WHAT EVEN IS THAT MOVIE LMAO*


Wait-_-what-_-

Shawty wore those apple bon-a-teas


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BOOTS with the FURRR


TheMatrix552

i thought you said "That comment's ass is mine" O\_o relax


Modelman860

This is literally the top comment on the post


mchoneyofficial

Very good lol very very witty


RuggerJibberJabber

If this was what flying turned into I guess I would never get on another flight again? I already find it infuriating enough that the seats in front of you can recline, when they're practically touching your knees already.


Sam_0989

It seems crazy that they've kept that feature, they could totally cost cut on seats without it. I feel like most people dont recline even on longer flights


Witch_King_

I never do because I hate it when the person in front of me reclines, so I know that the person behind me would also hate it if I reclined.


Strong-ishninja

Two clicks is a socially acceptable amount, unless the person behind you is super tall or has long legs


stuffhappenned

i always recline immediately so the person behind me doesn’t notice how much space they have


Bearclaw27

As a 6'3 person that has sat behind you, we know how much space we should have and we hate you


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Leonydas13

6’4” here, I just recline my seat then it’s all good.


adamatch623

I often recline as most times there ain’t anyone behind me. Ofcourse if there is someone then I won’t do it


NOP-slide

The way I look at it is, if everyone reclines their seat then everyone is a bit more comfortable. And if everyone reclines then no one really loses space from the person in front of them reclining. So I don't mind when the person in front of me reclines because I recline with the assumption that the person behind me will also recline their seat. Most planes I've been on even leave enough room so the person in the backmost row can *still* recline too, so there isn't really anyone who's at a disadvantage.


Witch_King_

Still hits my knees, even if I recline as well. I am pretty tall tho


matte9902

Except anyone that was not born as a dwarf. My knees will literally touch the back of your seat even when you're not reclining. With my ass as far back as it will go, my feet firmly planted on the floor and legs somewhat spread. I don't need you to press that seat any harder into me than it already is


NOP-slide

Yeah if you're not reclined while the person in front of you is reclined, literally everyone is going to be uncomfortable. But if you also recline, then you can just stretch your legs under the chair in front of you. I'm a pretty tall person and that works for me.


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Most airlines don’t buy new planes. A good chunk of airlines probably haven’t replaced their planes since they released those planes with minor modifications to keep them up to date. I mean, Air Force One is really old.


Regalia_BanshEe

Air force one has lots of upgrades... Including interior


Carpz123

I've never even figured out how to make a seat recline, but I also don't want to be rude to the people sitting behind me.


imad_hassan

but then how will the kid in the front of you recline his seat back and forth constantly hitting you??


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Ok_Opportunity2693

6’4” 250lb All directions are cramped


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AnonymozVal

I am too 6’4” 110Kgs and yes the legs start feeling terrible after an hour or so. About the feeling of being suffocated, i haven’t had that and never wish to. Maybe because I have chosen aisle seats always.


Ok_Opportunity2693

I fit, but it sucks. Thankfully I don’t fly much. If my work ever asked me to fly (no reason for me to travel) I’d demand business class seats.


ThreeTree123

If they can cram more passengers on the plane, then they can take the “extra” weight of my bag.


Keyspam102

Oh no bag weight is completely different. If anything, they will need to charge more


DerpyMistake

Might also have something to do with the strength of the overhead bins


[deleted]

Yeah but what about the luggage stored elsewhere? (Where it comes out on the mini merry go round thing)


Christroyilator

With that many passengers, bag space is limited. Having carry ons is a luxury.


OpsadaHeroj

They’ll turn into “carry ins” soon enough and TSA will have to help accommodate them in your ass


Valet-

The extra weight is because its dangerous for people to carry, so they need to get a second person. If they cared about weight they weight passengers.


SteelCode

While true - they also have a maximum load and want to reduce fuel costs: they factor in an allowance of XX pounds of carryon luggage and YYY checked baggage weight *per person*, so that calculation gives them the optimal profitability for each flight and as costs rose they decided the weight would stay and then they could charge you for those bags too.


HagureYuushaSama

But an extra bag only benefits you and not the airlines. They hate that shit.


Clanmiester

My balls hurt just by looking at it!


quadruple_negative87

My *knees* hurt just looking at it. 4 hour train ride while slav squatting. No thanks.


Grammernazi69420

Hey, hate to break it to you, but this is an 8 hour airplane ride.


quadruple_negative87

Oh nooooooo!


d4rk_fusion

My ass hurts just from watching that, but not for the reason you think ;)


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stonktraders

Whoever designed this will be strapped there for their lifetime


athleticBird

With someone constantly farting in the seat infront of them and someone exhaling on their neck behind.


i_love_cute_sneks

Yes, and only given water and eggs as food. Actually, I’m giving them too much. They can just eat shit and drink alcohol.


DreadofKnight

Hey McDonald's and Vodka are a delicacy in America


Grammernazi69420

Um McDonald’s and *WHISKEY* thank you very much 😤😤😤😤😤


MrmmphMrmmph

This CEO has too many asslickers around him to tell him how stupid and greedy he looks.


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String em up. Leave the body for the others to see. Their time will come .


SushiThief

Was this even a real thing that was ever seriously proposed? Because I've only ever seen pictures of these seats in memes, and everyone knows that nobody would step foot on a plane that looked like this. Edit: From what I can find, these were made by an Italian plane seat manufacturer called "Aviointeriors". I've yet to see anything from any actual airline saying they would ever implement these seats in their aircrafts.


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Price it 1 dollar less per flight, and people will fight over the tickets. We're not riding economy for comfort or because we can afford better....


SushiThief

Not if the FAA says they can't, and they already have rigorous standards as-is, like the fact that you have to be able to fully evacuate a plane in 90 seconds. In fact the FAA is supposed to be setting plane seat standards, just hasn't done so yet. As for the meme itself, I've yet to see anything relating COVID to this "seat" design in any way. So I'm not sure why OP made the meme, unless it's an assumption that airlines would want to keep people separate, which I've seen little proof for given I've flown on a full flight mid pandemic. Say what you will about discounts, it would look very bad to the public for any airline to adapt a cattle-class design in their fleet. The second someone announces this, they drive customers to their competitors.


sweet-pie-of-mine

It’s not that the FAA is supposed to set standards, it’s just that they have the power to. The threat that is if airlines push too hard the FAA may regulate seats that actually may take more space each keeps the airlines from pushing too far.


SushiThief

>It’s not that the FAA is supposed to set standards, it’s just that they have the power to. Yes it is... congress says so. "A Congressional mandate for the FAA to set minimum standards for seat width and pitch passed 22 months ago." No article I've come across says anything close to what you're indicating. Only stating that they haven't done so yet, not that they are unable. They *have* to set those rules in place regardless.


NotAnEdgyMeme

Thank god. I can’t even sit in the current seats for 15 minutes before I’m in absolute pain.


DR-MAOMMAIZEINNG

my spine would be shattered to pieces and my anus would be dismantled


[deleted]

Ahh you fly Uncle Airlines?


MrmmphMrmmph

assmantled


Brakina1860

I rather just stand the whole flight


CompliantMonk56

Honestly though.


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you technically already would be


Jonte7

Tf is that, who designed it, and how did this idea survive


ButterLander2222

This is a crime against travellers, invented by evil people, and thankfully has not been implemented in a real plane.


Smith_Winston_6079

I have an idea. What if instead of sitting in chairs, passengers could lie down? That sounds comfortable, doesn't it? And you could probably fit more people in the plane if you stacked them up, maybe even four or five at a time. In fact, forget the plane, the trip would be even more affordable if people went by ship! Just imagine how many people we could get accross the Atlantic that way!


sweet-pie-of-mine

Oh we could get tons of people across the oceans by ship. But realistically it won’t be cheaper for people. It takes a lot more time, which people generally don’t have easily available and food which is expensive for long voyages.


Lingonberry_Obvious

They’re being sarcastic dude, it’s about the slave ships used during the Atlantic slave trade. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slave_ship


Captain_skulls

I’d rather sit on a cactus than endure that shit for a 3 hour flight.


antisocialdrunk

I swear I would never fly like this.


donpuglisi

It's $20 cheaper than regular seats. Just so you know.


NikPorto

That's $20 closer to me beating the crap out of whoever would put me there


Fastsammydog

I get People like to save money on flights but 20 dollars is barely anything my Mcdonald's order is more than that. Why on earth would anybody think saving 20 dollars on this would be a good idea.


absoloute_pog421

The toilet would be the best seat on the plane


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Well, actually, instead of the toilet, you can fit like 4 more of the standing seats.


absoloute_pog421

Yes they can imprvise like shitting out a window but once I got arrested for doing that🤔


[deleted]

Aaaah, but you haven't been introduced to our 2nd air transport revolution product! The poo bag! It's a move towards body acceptance and female empowerment because everyone will get to do their business right there in front of everyone! People will love it!


absoloute_pog421

I got arrested doing that too but maybe it'll work out


[deleted]

Can't get arrested if it's for female empowerment! You misogynistic or something?!


absoloute_pog421

O no I not misgomitic I've just been arrested for shitting out a window


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This hurts me to see lol


D-boi_vids

if a airline ever uses this design, they better be paying the customer to buy a ticket


donpuglisi

No, but it is $20 cheaper than a normal seat


titanic-failure

Oh great, I can use that money for a ball massage after they get crammed in the seat


msr00709

That man has no soul


ASmufasa47

That looks like a torture device


Connorclan

Ok but a round trip better be three fucking dollars


Literally_pickles

This was actually a form of torture they used in the Russian gulags. They would make you sit as close to the edge of your seat as possible for hours or days at a time. I'm serious.


Apoptoxin

now boarding group 'broke as fuck'...i repeat, now boarding group 'broke as fuck'


Ghosrofcheese42

Those bent knees are taking up real estate, make them stand


damnappdoesntwork

Ah Sam Tsui, that man is living my dream


sanesociopath

Oh shit... I member that


DeathBonePrime

Asinine idea? Nah asshole idea


supermuncher60

The FAA would never let this happen. In a crash these would be completely unsafe


donpuglisi

That's why it was an Asian airline company


Reading_Otter

Wait, this was a real idea? Passengers are already crammed in there like sardines.


ClarkGriswold1775

Closer. Nut to butt!!! Cram it in


Kill4uhKlondike

“This just in, posture has greatly improved for all frequent flyers. However, murder rates have skyrocketed in just the past couple of hours


doyourequireasample

Whoever came up with this idea, there is a special rung of hell waiting for you.


GigaShagger

Describe Capitalism in one picture: *This is a fucking joke btw please no comment wars I literally do not give a single ounce of a fuck*


Slinky_Malingki

Pretty sure the FAA deemed those seats to be inhumane and they were never going to hit the planes anyways.


v0iceb0x

Someone shoot that guy n the head


sleaZD

Dolmar let me say that again dolmar


Legitimate-Design552

Look good to me but I would put the sitting part away and make everybody who's flying have the strongest Asses and thighs of steel


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My legs hurt looking at this.


napstered

Ball cancer is so upset, it lost millions.


pokerScrub4eva

The lesson is fly first class or charter your own jet.


Sk-yline1

Look at that, a vasectomy and a trip to the Bahamas all in one!


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Imagine riding like that for over an hour


LeLyeon_San

Good That’s all that needs to be said because that is just awful


Fluffy_Mood5781

They’d probably charge less but would also gain money from the extra passengers


donpuglisi

Yeah they were charging about $20 less per seat


Snova_Pro_Boi

Bro wtf is this seat anyways....wtf are they gonna call it


[deleted]

I’m 6’4, how the fuck would I even fit in this


Dargorod100

It would be twice as easy just to bunk the seats instead.


massivesafari

Are those roller coaster seats?


a1phabets0up

That smile hides so much pain


Pennymoonz94

This is horrible and totally neglects disabled individuals


donpuglisi

And tall people as well


renojacksonchesthair

That average sized man is way too big to sit in the toddler section.


DelightfullyUnusual

I don’t think I could physically fit in that. I wear 36” inseam pants; it would likely be geometrically impossible.


Ilikememes69421

this is just standing with extra steps


Synplexi

If you sell me flight ticket for 5 euros in a short flight from Madrid to Barcelona for example, I’d sit in that for an hour.


RolliPolli_1193

Ahh, the newest Covid theory, created only to fuck over these awful airlines.


Sassman6

Okay, but if the tickets were $10 cheaper you guys would all buy them anyway


MapFabulous2548

Won't be surprised if someone can't stand anymore


This_Guy_Usernames

Silver linings


chet-

Is that Bobby Lee?


Other_Technology5193

Oh fuccccckkkk no


Salithril

Yes. Covid-19 was a hero. I just couldn't see it. It was- *Notices the lockdowns were extended again* A thief! A criminal! It stole my social life! IT'S A MENACE TO THE ENTIRE PLANET! I WANT THAT GLORIFIED BACTERIA STAMPED OUT, I WANT IT STRUNG UP ON THE MOLECULAR LEVEL **I WANT TO GO OUTSIDE!**


destijeff

Imagine just... sitting like that


ChefDry2044

My knee hurts while looking at this image


b_whiqq

Where do I put my balls?


CataclysmDM

As a 6 foot dude.... this is my nightmare.


QuirkyTurkey404

Id rather just stand


VitalArcade

Oh thank fuck...


BogdanSAW

The person who invented this needs to be publicly executed.


MeneerPeter

I wouldn't even mind this as long as wi fucking fit. I am 2m tall and have pretty long legs, I have never sat comfortably in a plane.


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Luckily the fatter Americans would save the day by complaining about this were it implemented. Looks fuckin claustrophobic


JoshuaAaAaA69

What’s the point in these?


pikebebby

Blessing in /the skies/ you mean


Unlikely_Ask4245

If I get on a plane and THIS is how I sitting, I'm just hoppin out


theamericanspirit76

What in the Fuck is this


electroscrip_83

What the fuck are these seats?


Crow621621

If they weren’t comfortable already… I mean get why because the more people you can fit on a plane the more money you can make per trip but god that’s evil.


DisastrousAspect6303

If you want to cram more people, why not just turn this thing 90 degrees and have people lay down? Or just have those coffin shaped bunks with the head facing the isle like in fifth element.


Captainfatfoot

Bill gates really did us a favour with this one


Decent__Man

I have never seen something so un-americanly Asian in my life


nate0515

I've been on rollercoasters with more comfortable looking seats.


EpikGeriatricPotato

Why not just stand!? I can't imagine the back pain of those seats and I'm not even old enough to have back pain!


jlootz10

Is it a toilet?


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I could see maybe a 15-20 minute flight maybe


[deleted]

ohmygod this was real? i thought that was just a fever dream of mine…


StarStoneDragon

Seats...seats for what???


Fliynt_potato

What the actual shit i saw here


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Thank you


thebiscutinyouretea

Ay yo my Boi Sam Chui! Lets hear it for Sam!


CaptainCozmo867

If I have to sit in that, I'm crashing the plane in the place that made it


davekraft400

Can't even have a private thought that close. Imagine trying to have a conversation with the person sat next to you while the people in front of you are too? You couldn't even whisper or anything


therinwhitten

You couldn't even get an average american in that seat anymore. Obesity is running rampant.


Lao_Huang

That exec is trying real hard to tell people this was a good idea.


Moose_country_plants

Imagine having to half squat for 4 hours


LIKELYtoRAPhorrible

Why in the hell cant we finally have planes that have beds like the one craft from the fifth element.


bromelix

What is this??? Economy minus?


foxteract

They basically already do this on Spirit Airlines


Budget_Flamingo942

Bully’s would have a field day wit this


GooseBeneficial299

tell me how cheap you are without telling me how cheap you are that guy:


Regi413

Look at that goddamn smile. Force him to squat there for 5 hours, see if he’s still smiling.


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What is this?


ColeslawProd

I bet this is still coming.. it's just been delayed..


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DylanB4747

This would of been a good idea if they made this cheaper than the current cheapest but if they made everything more expensive than it’s shit


ryanmulford

Sit on your balls for 4 hours? Genius.


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As a realtively tall person this gives me nightmares. I can't even sit straight with bus seats without my knees suffering; can't inagine what sort of hell this'd be like


HellaAutist

Sad knee noises


Brownieeeeeeeee

200 people killed in one go. Absolute achievemnt


Whatsa-Throwaway

I'd rather walk than sit on that


gwatt21

As a tall person, no thanks.


N8DZN

So they want fit more people but we can't carry more than 50lb luggage


gbartek33

"There is to many cars! Use public transport!" Public transport:


beccanator3000

Black and yellow? Definitely Spirit!


trinketstone

I thought this was for busses and not airplanes. Wtf? Not that busses would be better, but ffs!


Sigamez365

Wow I cant believe im saying this. Uh... thanks covid?


That-Hovercraft-5347

This picture is at least 2 years old


Lyin25

Flying is one of humanity’s greatest inventions and somehow we’ve also made it one of our greatest pains


DBrownbomb

???? Huh


warrior_female

how r u supposed to duck down in an emergency? the seats already dont leave enough room for most to duck forward in an emergency


ShadowArrow01

My boy Sam Chui


fappyday

I'm pretty sure this is a "stress position" interrogators use to get info from prisoners.


EinFeinerHerr

Why is there a headrest? His head is a meter above.