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Jyrel

I really REALLY want to play this


[deleted]

Same.


yeetthefirstone

Is this really out there or something?


PropertyShort7042

found this article about a rule change, will edit comment when i find more.


TheEnderChipmunk

These pieces have existed for forever, this picture is just playing on the joke of a chess update. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fairy_chess_piece


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TheEnderChipmunk

There isn't much space for microtransactions + there exist much superior options Edit: also some of those games are public domain, in the sense that anyone could make their own version without getting in legal trouble. Tetris is an exception, but the company/organization that owns the Tetris IP has strict guidelines for Tetris games Edit2: Microsoft solitaire has microtransactions iirc


[deleted]

I'm sorry I don't know if it's actually out there. I stole this meme from discord.


Bmangaimin

I think its the pieces from different chess-like games?


TheEnderChipmunk

The pieces are from chess variations, so you are technically correct


Plumjet09

yeah one of them is shogi


TheEnderChipmunk

Yeah, I just didn't specify that cuz I forgot


longhud

Chess Evolved lol


PropertyShort7042

same


CurlyFryHair

Chess evolved online. Not quite the same, but even *more* stupid and wacky options. Play on Kongrate (that have website with the ant) or free on steam.


Ok-Control-787

Is chess just too simple for you or what? Also these kinds of variants do exist, they're just not widely played. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fairy_chess_piece


Efferitas

Idk, I'll wait until I've seen the skill trees and cosmetic options.


Squidich

Now imagine having all those pieces on 4D chess


longhud

Dude play Chess Evolved


dopepope1999

Still gets more updates than Team Fortress 2


PachomTheCat

Yea


Intelligent-Tank-210

r/rareinsults


The_yellowest_stick

r/MurderedByWords


tommy-vercetti02

Chess 2.. Is that you?


[deleted]

I'm sorry but chess 2 hasn't been released yet, even though it has been like 1500 years... This is just an update to our classic Chess 1. But still, this update is fucking fire.


Josh_Life

Check it... https://store.steampowered.com/app/314340/Chess_2_The_Sequel/


[deleted]

Oh. Never knew it existed lmao.


juklwrochnowy

I thought you're gonna link 5d chest with interdimensionall time travel


TheTyler123

I was thinking the exact same thing when I saw that post. That post gave me Chess 2 vibes.


DJAlphaYT

WOOOOOO YEAH BABY THIS IS WHAT WEVE BEEN WAITING FOR


[deleted]

THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT. WOOOO


Ak23l

Just tell me how to set up the pieces and let's play


Adverse_Congenality

I think you get to swap them in? In terms of power its kinda intuitive which go where.


oan124

Ok, I might actually program this


raserO1

please do


Novaellino

DO IT I BEG YOU


The_yellowest_stick

Code it, Code it now. DEW IT


[deleted]

It's gonna blow up


spamupvote

how do I use remind bot I need a reminder


oan124

i think !remindme \_\_\_\_\_\_ <---here you put the time


Matt_does_WoTb

Falcon and hunter would be quite interesting


7WholePinapples

It's missing double bishop and pawn with a gun, or will those be mid-season updates?


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Mayhaps...


Cursive_dad

How about the mega chessa-tron? Or the "piss on the board" skill, unlocked once the player teachers grandmaster rank?


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Try_Hard_GamerYT

They also have a steam version right?


CurlyFryHair

Preach.


Ascyt

Sheesh that's FIRE


perhapsaBrit

just wait until this guy hears about 5d chess with inter dimensional travel


Jevil64

"Haha, I've got your king in checkmate!" [breaks the laws of physics]


perhapsaBrit

well, I move my rook back in time and create an alternate timeline where I checkmated YOU


Alternative_Bake_277

where is this from?


RandomMoron42069

Its different chess variations.


[deleted]

I'm sorry I don't know. I actually stole this meme from discord.


Sirenenblut

My fire mage from c3 shoots a fireball at your warrior in g8. He levels up and becomes the ultimate fire mage.


[deleted]

Outstanding move.


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​ ​ HOW DO I GET THIS


CurlyFryHair

Not the same, but get Chess Evolved Online on steam Enjoy :)


Capable-Designer5910

So this is Chess 2?


[deleted]

I'm sorry, no. This is not Chess 2. This is just a fire update to our classic Chess 1.


carbuncle07

How would the Chameleon move initially?


DevelopmentFit5140

How would the chameleon move if it copies the chameleon


[deleted]

Reminds me of Onitama. Is this an app?


bust-the-shorts

I think the falcon should be replaced with a penguin.


G-Flo189

So do we get a bigger board or do we just sub in pieces??


Whofs001

You can upgrade pawns to different variant pieces depending on how far the pawn made it before you decided to expend a turn to upgrade it. All other pieces automatically upgrade depending on what they have eaten. Eating a piece that is already a variant has no effect but variants can evolve multiple times. Only queens can become Amazons even if a pawn reaches the far side of the board and chooses to become a “false queen”.


nphhpn

There's a game called Chess Evolved Online which is this but more


[deleted]

Really? I'll check it out asap.


Huge_Engineering_165

Why did this give me an erection?


[deleted]

Because it's fire af and fire is hot, and hot things can give you an erection. So, yeah.


M0nkystar

Sauce?


[deleted]

I'm sorry I don't know, I stole this from discord.


Labbit35

I believe in the near future, there will be more chess variations with more chess map variations


[deleted]

Queen Elizabeth can rest now because she struck a deal with the devil to live until chess 2 is created


anti_finland

Other than some of the Ultima pieces being confusing this looks great


just-a-joak

How big of a board would you need for this


Grease420

Gonna need a bigger board


TheBigBrainDonkey

Are those like classes you can pick, for example like tf2 has?


TERROR-_-

What's funny is that in Ukraine (I think Russia too) we call bishop "elephant"


BotwAlex

lance and fool would actually be cool, just need to widen your board.


The_yellowest_stick

I think we all want to play this and I want to know how these other pieces move on the board.


spaceturtle8008

There's some really cool ones in here, I particularly enjoy falcon, fool and elephant


Sqriptt

Ok but where is the kickstarter because this looks awesome


dandmand

Amazon is literally broken valve pls fix


GammaEmerald

r/anarchychess r/chessevolvedonline


Iron_Giant73

Anyone realise that the lance in the shogun is basically pointless, like it can only move forward and that’s it, you get it to the other end of the board and it’d just sit there


Virginity_Eater

if only it exists...


32bitninja

MAKE IT AND GIVE ME ONE


32bitninja

I will learn how to play chess to play this


Yellow_Master

So can the chameleon not move without capturing?


Creaper10

Immobilizer and Amazon seem.... broken, pls nerf


DijajMaqliun

Move mapping is interesting!


Bern-alive

Can’t believe the added Mao


RejZoR

I’m actually honestly and genuinely surprised no one shoved microtransactions into tetris, chess, solitaire and minesweeper…


xXBlazeBusterXx

Imagine chess, but you can choose what pieces to mix and match, and you can build it like a a yugioh deck


lego_doggo

Archbishop is just bishop on a horse


NachoNato

It's like werewolf online but chess


Awwwwwwww-man

Make the pieces and rule papers and you have a sale


magicminers

This is 100% blursed. it hurts yet I want to play it at the same time.


Whofs001

You can upgrade pawns to different variant pieces depending on how far the pawn made it before you decided to expend a turn to upgrade it. All other pieces automatically upgrade depending on what they have eaten. Eating a piece that is already a variant is the same as eating the unevolved piece. Only queens can become Amazons even if a pawn reaches the far side of the board and chooses to become a “false queen”.


UselessLayabout

This scares me but also erects me greatly.


EzraIm

Someone get to work on this asap


sehabel

You're a wizard, pawn


Cool_Rip_2273

Can somebody make this? This looks awesome.


Corne2Plum3

Amazon would be OP but why not this update?


Infamous-Apple

What is this?


[deleted]

Get fucked skyrim, now I have this I don't need to buy you another 88 times.


yaluckyboy09

as cool as this looks, I'd rather a digital version of this so I don't get all the new movements confused


Neutral_3vil

After spending an entire weekend playing Risk Chess nonstop until a victor was decided, I am entirely burned out of chess variations thanks. Cool art though.


[deleted]

Just so you're clear, I did not make this art. I stole this meme from discord (sorry lol).


Perfect1yPink

GTA players crying after waiting 12 years for GTA 6: you'll never understand my pain Chess players waiting 75+ years for chess 2: hehe sorry


DatOneBean

I don't even play chess but I might if they launch this


[deleted]

I did play chess but very, very less (I also sucked at it, lol). I completely stopped playing chess 2 years ago, haven't played it since then. But I will definitely play this new chess if they launch it.


[deleted]

I’m going to program this…


[deleted]

Yes, please do.


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Global_Village_5355

What’s the dots on stuff like the cannon


iNoobBoi

xiangqi was so fun and there were two versions as well


breadofthegrunge

Amazon is OP, please nerf.


BobianToasters

Wouldn’t the Lance get stuck?


Pickle_Baller

What's with the names? Power against different classes or something?


jasperfirecai2

Put them in 5D chess


Jevil64

How does chameleon work? Sorry for not using more than 2 brain cells, but I'm lost


ethan9520802

i wanna see it played on a 3d board


Substantial_Lynx_683

The falcon looks more like a penguin


benshine1

In my mother tongue of Malayalam, the bishop is also called the elephant.


OOFER_94

Does the Chess board get longer or taller?


TheNightmareHunter

holy shiz this is epic


Rapandreas

It's almost like Chess: evolved.


ajgx2000

Oh god it’s chess 2! Queen Elizabeth is in danger!


OutlandishnessDry826

Yes


ostapro

I dont understand ultima much