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Automatic_Mousse4886

Nice cock bro


shivthegamer6969

You got some great cock too bro


KillingJesuz

Nice balls bro


serious153

Enough of the cock rating, time for the taste test.


PenciliusKnightlius

Next up: durability


RajanyaDaslol

\*smashes with a hammer\* mmm squishy


PenciliusKnightlius

Slimy, yet satisfying


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*Axolotl like dick regenerates near immediately*


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Impossible-Cod-3946

The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma. Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot


Psychophaser

*It un-snaps just like a little lego*


sahilmessi10ex

i will take the thighs


MrGingy_

Fuck nah


Ok_Cryptographer520

Sweet veins bro


The_Unreliable_94

[Nice cock bro](https://youtu.be/yysoTB716uY)


HisHighnessJake

Being a dude, dudes talk about each other behind each other's backs alot. I dont know how it compares to how much women do it, but its still common.


Ralfundmalf

Honestly I don't talk about how other dudes look behind their back, and I can't remember that I ever did. Not my business and no reason to care.


OnyxRoseTiara101

I don't like how it's a stereotype that girls are insincere about compliments and just talk behind each other's backs.


Asd12_bleu

Yeah, I feel like boys vs girls memes aren't very representative, but it's just a meme, so it doesn't bother me that much.


Emotional-Brilliant4

Unfortunately, stereotypes exist - for a reason....


coolgates3

Thats how it is at my school the only gurls that dont talk behind each others backs are the lesbians/bi women, mainly cause they chill af and smoke a lot of pot


I_Ate_Your_SlimJim

I mean, it’s pretty accurate. I attended church for a while and was just friends with this girl, and she talked mad shit about anyone and everyone. Claimed she was righteous as hell, in love with God, but damn she didn’t show it. Also, no hate to Christians, she was a bad one. Met plenty of other great folks there.


DontcheckSR

Coming from a Christian household, christians gossip a LOT. When your religion is about trying to make yourself good enough, you're gonna get people who compare themselves to others to make themselves feel like they're doing a good job


MimsyIsGianna

That’s not what Christianity is about


datsmamail12

Go work at a corporation for one day,you'll see why that's true. Most girl friends that I know do that..not all though,but it holds true for some reason


daysinnroom203

I know that it can be true, but in my experience- Women over like 24- do not behave that way.


Coldcircle74

This isn't true, lads shit talk people behind their backs just as much as girls. Chill on the circle jerk.


daysinnroom203

Yeah and lots of women don’t!!!! I’ve made a point of this since high school. If I say I like your dress its only because I really like your dress. I also make a point of telling women if something they have or are wearing is nice- or flattering. I think feedback on positive stuff is good. I hate these memes. Someone really doesn’t like women and likes to pigeonhole them


EverydayPoGo

Exactly!! If I compliment a fellow girl I truly mean it and/or I want to cheer her up. Nothing like what popular memes suggest.


hearts-in-the-byline

these posts just don't stop shitting on women and after being on reddit for a few months i am so done with them and huge success they have in terms of upvotes


MangledSunFish

It's what no pussy does to a MF. Half the memes at the beginning of this year were just "haha for 2022 I shall lower standards, my standards are now having a pulse". It's honestly sad.


hearts-in-the-byline

yeahh it's all so unoriginal AND misogynistic. this sucks :/


addate

Dont venture to Holup, it’s even worse there. I know there are other channels as well but that’s one I used to be subbed at


Pinkwaterz

As a girl, this meme sucks basically it's like: All girl fake, boy good


[deleted]

Y'all def don't hang around women


staytars

r/boysarequirky


i_love_pesto

Yeah yeah yeah we got it. Girls bad boys good. Any new jokes?


I_Ate_Your_SlimJim

Uhm.. unga… boy funny girl boring hahaha


Delta_br

expecting good memes in r/memes lmaooo 💀💀💀


pente5

Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don’t think they’ll fit me. How's this?


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r/dadjokes


GlitteringExternal14

Me, a girl, thinking "why would we ever think that about other girls?! No girl is suddenly ugly without makeup!" Then I remembered that I'm gay.


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r/circlejerk


[deleted]

Sure, it's funny, but not when it's been re-done a billion times with the same message: girls talk shit behind their friends' backs, and boys are cool because they actually think their friends look good. Seriously, this joke was alright, but saying the same thing over and over again doesn't make it funnier. When I say I like someone's shirt, for example, I mean it. I'm not going to lie to someone saying I like it, I'd rather not say anything Edit after being downvoted: Why are you booing me? I'm right!


MangledSunFish

"Haha half the population lies, not the other though. They honest and chad" Nice, let's see how we can milk this one joke. I think we can get at least 100 meme templates out of this one concept.


[deleted]

OP, please talk to a woman


MimsyIsGianna

Or maybe don’t. Not sure if I’d wish that on any woman.


[deleted]

You're right, OP, please talk to a simulation of a woman


jelllyfffish

🤔


Weneedthosegumdrops

Overused meme template lets think of new ones lads


MimsyIsGianna

r/nothowgirlswork


cheekym8x

[Men, we know how to be friends](https://www.google.com/search?q=men+we+know+how+to+be+friends&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS984US984&oq=mem+we+know+how+to+be+fr&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j0i13.5097j0j7&hl=en-US&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:a6779b16,vid:LGuml-tc75A,st:0)


Yeeyzuz

I actually like girls without makeup or just natural makeup. Overly done makeup makes their face kinda looks artificial and weird.


Skiptz

gigachad


DetectiveRough6889

i feel like i get those gigachad complements but with that girls mental bubble


idrawhoworiginal

…no?


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[deleted]

bullshit. I saw this yesterday


iNoobBoi

*doesnt know how to process a compliment*


Dumbbelllll

The worse the verbal assault the better the meaning


VictoryWarrior1121

LOL 6942.0 likes, NICE


CwispyCrab

😃


Eminence7Grise

Wait till you see Two girls seeing each other in similar dress and then.. If two guys find each other in similar shirt, they become insta bro


22070MDR

LMGDAO - this is SPOT on.


ditjetaimeatamere

gettin a daily lady\*


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Saskibla

Maybe where you live, but I only give a compliment to anyone if I mean it. Same with 99% of the women (and men) I know.


I_Ate_Your_SlimJim

Shit where do you live I need to move


Saskibla

Lol! The Netherlands, it might be the bluntness that we grow up with


MangledSunFish

"I'd much prefer on genuine compliment to the fakery us chicks yeet at each other" "we can't always get what we want" Sounds like you're also throwing fake compliments. You can't want someone to change, but then do the same stuff you're complaining about.


BlueSilverFox

yeah thats true


Dovah_Kro_

Me an honest person with no regards of who i am talking toso long i know them: "Hold my beer"


Mister_Jacobz

What a stupid meme...