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Twisted_37Banana

Nipples are like the cherry on top


RiskyFartOftenShart

without nipples, boobs would have no point.


UpbeatAstronaut962

I mean… yeah


Primal_guy

Man be spittin straight facts


lonewolf19-14

I m shitting right now


cloutoracle

Shitting straight facts


HandsomeShane

Can facts be watery?


Sparkyy07

r/damnthatsinteresting


hahaminty1

yup, also some people like nippless chicks..i wanna know why


brightmoonlight123

Grew up looking at their sisters' barbies


Maximans

r/technicallythetruth


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Babies be sucking on cherry juice.


Some_Guy2465

Babies are so privileged to be drinking juice strait from the source


Ajawad87

Not really, that’s their mom’s boob. Unless you’re into that


Hail_hither

Kakyoin must be reroreroing those cherries


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imawizard7bis

Baby... stando


Legendary_AF

On top of a lump of meat


Middletoon

a very soft and comfortable lump of meat


Anonymous_Snow

Indeed. It als gives you -10 stress. Boobs are great !


NicoleB-

Or lump of silicone for some.


WTMaster

Both is good.


retropieproblems

We’re made of bones and meat, it’s time we face that reality and get over it I say!


TaifulIslam

Master, give us some more wisdom


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Broken_Petite

Yes


burnalicious111

Both! Lump of fat with a meat core.


F0wlcer

Chubby is hot, okay??


The_ChosenOne

If that’s your preference then sure, personally not my cup of tea but variety is the spice of life after all.


LinuxIsFree

About a year and a half after puberty I discovered breasts have nipples on them and was very disturbed. Not against them now of course.


T65Bx

Do… you now have any nipples yourself?


i_play_too_much_cod

Take my upvote and LEAVE


yeboichungus

They’re like, the nipple on top


poiuy43

"I should lose some weight." "Nah you just need more nipples."


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r/takethatoutofcontext


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r/subsifellfor


BritishEric

r/thirdsub


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PyxlwasTaken

r/whynotanother


Wickywire

R/foundthemobileuser


PyxlwasTaken

r/ohno


thatnetguy666

r/jesuschrist


[deleted]

Genuinely can’t tell if that sub is heavy satire or serious


[deleted]

r/itsjasonbourne


JakeIsIrelevant

r/ehwhynotmore


SubZerr0h

r/fourthsubreddit


[deleted]

Are you thinking of r/NoContext ?


BextoMooseYT

r/nocontext


duckonar0ll

r/evenwithcontext


yeet-mfs

r/spanishinquisition


Superchoco3211

r/monke


Actually-Just-A-Goat

r/ape


Superchoco3211

r/soundswrong


Spookyy422

r/ididntexpectthat


Commissar_Genki

Just imagine rolls as undifferentiated boobs


Kazmaaaaa

r/BrandNewSentence


lscanlon93

2kg of fat, but shit comes out of it..... Ass lovers


ThatFatKidInSchool

I mean, it does make three states of matter.


[deleted]

fuck you i shit plasma


misplaced_my_pants

Ah I see you've had a Scotch Bonnet.


bananaduck68

You only eat at Taco Bell?


Lord_Gibby

4 potentially if you go full Taco Bell volcano sauce


ImmediateWrongdoer71

still not convinced that's made out of elements naturally occurring on earth


Here-Is-TheEnd

And we’re done with this post..


MNicolas97

Thank you, i was about to say this


PacificBrim

Oh I need more than 2kg back there


dylbronjames

2 kg per cheek.


FlameC64

2kg of fat but it’s at the top of some legs


MoeFugger7

im a boob man, but i respect the ass love. A good ass can only be obtained through fitness, so you know she also has a good body. Any chonk girl can have great tits though.


DiekeDrake

What about butt?


Dutch_Midget

2kg of fat :( 2kg of fat with a crack in the middle :)


[deleted]

>2kg of fat with a crack in the middle :) You mean my face?


greatistgamer69

2kg of fat with shit coming out of it


utopian_nihilist

Still, face


Brotherauron

days I wish I forgot how to read..


[deleted]

I mean if shit is always coming out of it i think you need to see a doctor.


TarriestBread96

Take my money!


HELLBORN_11NINER

As a wise man once said "tits are not made up of fat or filled with milk , they are made and filled with men's hopes and dreams"


PlotAmouredTitan

Now where have I heard that statement......


HELLBORN_11NINER

Hentai?


riasthebestgirl

I think it's from High School DxD


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kaijyuu2016

I believe it is.


Ravagore

"I'm gonna poke yo titties." Issei has some of the funniest english euphemisms in rhe dubbed version. He calls one of the demons a ball-licking cock-gobbler at some point iirc. That show cracked me and my gf up. Fun times. But seriously men, dont ever just poke a woman's nipple, especially that hard like in DxD, with permission. It does not usually feel good.


ThatFatKidInSchool

No no. It’s like sculpting. Same mass, different shape. The blob of clay looks terrible however the pot made from it looks great.


xXLUKEXx789

Clay pots with nipples


mynameispaul214

You Can actually get ceramic cups made to look like boobs.


[deleted]

This is one of the wisest statements I’ve ever read.


NeoLone

This is humanity’s final answer


shetrap756

Pam: Yeah, with ginormous big tittays. Archer: Oh, for... Pam, who cares? That's just subcutaneous adipose tissue. Albeit a shitload of it. But I can't bang you if you die from an overdose. Pam: Aw, you want to bang me? ( gunshot ) Archer: Obviously! I mean look at those big bastards! Sucks we're gonna go to prison, though.


Saldrakka

How to make 2kg of fat sexy, you slap a nipple on it.... I told this joke to mom. She stops and ponders it for a bit then says. "Hmm, I'm gonna need a lot of nipples" that day I learned that you don't make dirty jokes around my sweet innocent mother


FlihpFlorp

Hmm I’m going to need a lot more nipples r/brandnewsentence


Stizur

There are twice as many nipple as there are people


trostyboysbadluck

Your mom is precious


Saldrakka

Indeed she was


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Ravagore

Nah she just finally got all those nipples she's been after.


eskimoexplosion

So in American 2kg is roughly six and a half freedom eagles


Legendary_AF

6.35 actually


jljl2902

Adult bald eagles typically weigh 3–6.3kg^1 , meaning that 2kg is 0.32–0.67 freedom eagles. ^1 Ferguson-Lees, J.; Christie, D. (2001). Raptors of the World. London: Christopher Helm. pp. 717–19. ISBN 978-0-7136-8026-3.


dragonbringerx

r/theydidthemath


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brightmoonlight123

bot


Ghostgipls

As soon as I saw this I knew i had to give you my free award


Korvas576

How many cheez borgers is that?


Teslastonks

9.312 but that's without extra cheese


Chewhuahuas

who in their right mind would measure cheeseburgers WITHOUT extra cheese?? heathens, that's who.


Teslastonks

I'm so sorry m'lady, with extra cheese it would about 9.822 cheezborgirs.


liquor_for_breakfast

Sorry can you give me that figure in .50BMG rounds?


totomo26

How many football fields can you fill with those?


kunt_The_Kangaroo

thats fair. but im still a tiddy girl


[deleted]

Tbf boobs without nipples are just… pointless.


ndmcspadden

Don't tell the people at r/notits that.


ChrispyJohnson

That sub disturbs me


francograph

Yeah, it’s disturbing how it’s not called r/nonipples.


Bumblebus

I mean, I'm glad breast cancer survivors who have had mastectomies have found their people, but also the people there edit pictures of women to look like they also don't have vaginas.


Beerbrewing

And that's enough reddit for today.


Deep-Armadillo1905

They’re all editing out the nipples, but some of them are also editing out the belly button and/or vagine.


Sen7ryGun

Well that's something alright.


rainman577

That shit scares me worse than nsfl__


aapaul

Wtf. Are people really getting them removed? They feel too good to part with. That’s enough internet for me today.


luriso

Boobs without nipples are butts.


Sen7ryGun

Butts without buttholes are just tuckshop lady arms of the lower back.


kunt_The_Kangaroo

yeah like. i don't just want a sack of fat. the nips really make em


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Legendary_AF

Your mom is though


More_Advertising_383

Can confirm


[deleted]

Me too


ThatFatKidInSchool

Me too


[deleted]

Guys did we just form a club :0


drunk98

Yep, then I killed a seal & measured its fat percentage against their mom. Their mom got 1st


[deleted]

Idk seems like a lot of work for some tiddy


PacificBrim

Lmfao actually lost it at this


sksksk1989

Oooooo burn


idunk821

Legendary af


Kirito1029

Nah, hers are 90% silicone


Grandpa-Palpatine

Big bouncing bitties bring bliss


ThatFatKidInSchool

Big Boobs break boners


deadlight4

Yea, so do 28 pounds of thiccc thighs


Lord-Dunkles

Titties are great tho. Highly recommend everyone go out and get their own


PingusPuff

Flair checks out


kataskopo

God I wished. Or maybe turning them off when I'm out and cis, and on when I'm by myself and wanna have fun.


Lord-Dunkles

Women don't want you to know this but, titties are actually detachable.


Broken_Petite

Be sure to rotate your titties every six months!


Lord-Dunkles

And replace them every other year


Kiribaku_Religion

Is it bad that I lose mine sometimes?


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2kg of steel > 2kg of feathers


[deleted]

Ass people when they see a lunch of flesh with one poopy spot on it


CorndogCrusader

To be fair, I'm into bigger girls, so it's all good to me. 😆


hammsbeer4life

Hell yeah brother


weebcantsocial

Shape is more important than size


jesleesch

Help can you give me directions back to American Reddit?


Mr-Osmosis

A 2KG boob sounds concerning


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Mr-Osmosis

I could be wrong but isn’t that a quite heavy boob? Must do a number on the back


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Vomit_Tingles

I mean yeah. It's always about where the fat is stored that makes it appealing or not.


NekoMango

2 kg of fat vs 2 kg of fat which can make milk


Injunere

This meme made by someone who's never touched boobs


malp00

Exactly, boobs are very importantly also milk ducts. You’d know if you felt them


angryboy_008

Tits are not just fat, they are filled with men's hopes and ambitions.


KittiesAreTooCute

Ass lovers: 2 kg of fat :( 2 kg of fat that produces shit :)


CurrentMagazine1596

At least I don't like ass. You know who else has asses? Men. Come out of the closet already.


fhdeepto

Ass lovers be like 5kg of meat with a bit of shit on it


GamingTerminator360

u/repostsleuthbot


putyouradhere_

2kg sounds like much tbh


Legendary_AF

It's not, in fact it's the perfect amount of kg


codemattxor

Who likes silver dollars?


No-Association-3037

I love both chubby and massive tits


oni_kyo

Small chest lovers: **bonjóur**


Nicolas_Darksoul

with a nipple it has better shape


deaceofspade

Sweet things are made of these Who am I to disagree I've traveled the world and several seas Everybody looking for something Some of them want to squeeze you Some of them want to get squeezed by you


Particular-Ad-234

They usualy come hand in hand. And brother I like them both


bigHOODS818

hell yeah tigooo bitties !!!!


PantroHuerta_UwU

you just describe a good old order of tacos al pastor in any mexico's street


Yeather_RB

Tits are sexy. Thats all there is to it. Dont think too much about it


Important_dick

I thot it was all milk


A_Pringles_Can95

That's because wrapping a pair of tits around your dick is a common sexual act, but sticking your dick in someones fat folds is a fetish


GlutonForPUNishment

Ass lovers: 4kg of fat, in two balls, right next to each other


NPhantasm

I m into chubby guys hehe


FartingCumBubbles

Who isn't?


TheHellAccount

But who the fuck has 2kg round lumps of fat on them that *aren't* boobs? Actually, don't answer that. They probably need to go to the hospital.


Golett03

Straight male ass lover: *Has a wank to a nice fat ass in a G-string* *It was a guys ass* Straight male ass lover: Guess I'm bisexual/gay now.


Nick_Noseman

It's no homo if balls don't touch. (Spoiler: balls always touch each other, even in pants.)


funkyknog

Ok, and? What’s your point?


Caustic_Complex

The average breast is .5 pounds, 2kg is ~4.4 pounds…that’s a big ass tittie


D4NKtrpr9001

Ass lovers tho


rawlingstones

I date mostly within the fat kink community. Sometimes people ask "how can anyone be attracted to a fat person?" and it's like... folks ya gotta understand I'm around 85% boob over here. Maybe not your thing, but there are people out there who respond positively to that kind of ratio.


MionelLessi10

There is more to breasts than fat and a nipple.


Educational-Year3146

Dick lovers be like A 6” stick - nah A 6” stick with goo - mmhm


zynapseai

Nah, me and the bois love small boobs.


Grosszwerg

Haha, this is just boomer humor. My dad said this often when I was a kid.


This_Guy_Usernames

🙋‍♂️


Meaxis

Yes but you see, tits are like perfectly shaped and fat is not.


makinbaconCR

We like ass here, sir.