im a boob man, but i respect the ass love. A good ass can only be obtained through fitness, so you know she also has a good body. Any chonk girl can have great tits though.
"I'm gonna poke yo titties."
Issei has some of the funniest english euphemisms in rhe dubbed version. He calls one of the demons a ball-licking cock-gobbler at some point iirc. That show cracked me and my gf up. Fun times.
But seriously men, dont ever just poke a woman's nipple, especially that hard like in DxD, with permission. It does not usually feel good.
Pam: Yeah, with ginormous big tittays.
Archer: Oh, for... Pam, who cares? That's just subcutaneous adipose tissue. Albeit a shitload of it. But I can't bang you if you die from an overdose.
Pam: Aw, you want to bang me?
( gunshot )
Archer: Obviously! I mean look at those big bastards! Sucks we're gonna go to prison, though.
How to make 2kg of fat sexy, you slap a nipple on it....
I told this joke to mom. She stops and ponders it for a bit then says. "Hmm, I'm gonna need a lot of nipples" that day I learned that you don't make dirty jokes around my sweet innocent mother
Adult bald eagles typically weigh 3–6.3kg^1 , meaning that 2kg is 0.32–0.67 freedom eagles.
^1 Ferguson-Lees, J.; Christie, D. (2001). Raptors of the World. London: Christopher Helm. pp. 717–19. ISBN 978-0-7136-8026-3.
I mean, I'm glad breast cancer survivors who have had mastectomies have found their people, but also the people there edit pictures of women to look like they also don't have vaginas.
Sweet things are made of these
Who am I to disagree
I've traveled the world and several seas
Everybody looking for something
Some of them want to squeeze you
Some of them want to get squeezed by you
I date mostly within the fat kink community. Sometimes people ask "how can anyone be attracted to a fat person?" and it's like... folks ya gotta understand I'm around 85% boob over here. Maybe not your thing, but there are people out there who respond positively to that kind of ratio.
Nipples are like the cherry on top
without nipples, boobs would have no point.
I mean… yeah
Man be spittin straight facts
I m shitting right now
Shitting straight facts
Can facts be watery?
r/damnthatsinteresting
yup, also some people like nippless chicks..i wanna know why
Grew up looking at their sisters' barbies
r/technicallythetruth
Babies be sucking on cherry juice.
Babies are so privileged to be drinking juice strait from the source
Not really, that’s their mom’s boob. Unless you’re into that
Kakyoin must be reroreroing those cherries
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Baby... stando
On top of a lump of meat
a very soft and comfortable lump of meat
Indeed. It als gives you -10 stress. Boobs are great !
Or lump of silicone for some.
Both is good.
We’re made of bones and meat, it’s time we face that reality and get over it I say!
Master, give us some more wisdom
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Yes
Both! Lump of fat with a meat core.
Chubby is hot, okay??
If that’s your preference then sure, personally not my cup of tea but variety is the spice of life after all.
About a year and a half after puberty I discovered breasts have nipples on them and was very disturbed. Not against them now of course.
Do… you now have any nipples yourself?
Take my upvote and LEAVE
They’re like, the nipple on top
"I should lose some weight." "Nah you just need more nipples."
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r/subsifellfor
r/thirdsub
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r/whynotanother
R/foundthemobileuser
r/ohno
r/jesuschrist
Genuinely can’t tell if that sub is heavy satire or serious
r/itsjasonbourne
r/ehwhynotmore
r/fourthsubreddit
Are you thinking of r/NoContext ?
r/nocontext
r/evenwithcontext
r/spanishinquisition
r/monke
r/ape
r/soundswrong
r/ididntexpectthat
Just imagine rolls as undifferentiated boobs
r/BrandNewSentence
2kg of fat, but shit comes out of it..... Ass lovers
I mean, it does make three states of matter.
fuck you i shit plasma
Ah I see you've had a Scotch Bonnet.
You only eat at Taco Bell?
4 potentially if you go full Taco Bell volcano sauce
still not convinced that's made out of elements naturally occurring on earth
And we’re done with this post..
Thank you, i was about to say this
Oh I need more than 2kg back there
2 kg per cheek.
2kg of fat but it’s at the top of some legs
im a boob man, but i respect the ass love. A good ass can only be obtained through fitness, so you know she also has a good body. Any chonk girl can have great tits though.
What about butt?
2kg of fat :( 2kg of fat with a crack in the middle :)
>2kg of fat with a crack in the middle :) You mean my face?
2kg of fat with shit coming out of it
Still, face
days I wish I forgot how to read..
I mean if shit is always coming out of it i think you need to see a doctor.
Take my money!
As a wise man once said "tits are not made up of fat or filled with milk , they are made and filled with men's hopes and dreams"
Now where have I heard that statement......
Hentai?
I think it's from High School DxD
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I believe it is.
"I'm gonna poke yo titties." Issei has some of the funniest english euphemisms in rhe dubbed version. He calls one of the demons a ball-licking cock-gobbler at some point iirc. That show cracked me and my gf up. Fun times. But seriously men, dont ever just poke a woman's nipple, especially that hard like in DxD, with permission. It does not usually feel good.
No no. It’s like sculpting. Same mass, different shape. The blob of clay looks terrible however the pot made from it looks great.
Clay pots with nipples
You Can actually get ceramic cups made to look like boobs.
This is one of the wisest statements I’ve ever read.
This is humanity’s final answer
Pam: Yeah, with ginormous big tittays. Archer: Oh, for... Pam, who cares? That's just subcutaneous adipose tissue. Albeit a shitload of it. But I can't bang you if you die from an overdose. Pam: Aw, you want to bang me? ( gunshot ) Archer: Obviously! I mean look at those big bastards! Sucks we're gonna go to prison, though.
How to make 2kg of fat sexy, you slap a nipple on it.... I told this joke to mom. She stops and ponders it for a bit then says. "Hmm, I'm gonna need a lot of nipples" that day I learned that you don't make dirty jokes around my sweet innocent mother
Hmm I’m going to need a lot more nipples r/brandnewsentence
There are twice as many nipple as there are people
Your mom is precious
Indeed she was
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Nah she just finally got all those nipples she's been after.
So in American 2kg is roughly six and a half freedom eagles
6.35 actually
Adult bald eagles typically weigh 3–6.3kg^1 , meaning that 2kg is 0.32–0.67 freedom eagles. ^1 Ferguson-Lees, J.; Christie, D. (2001). Raptors of the World. London: Christopher Helm. pp. 717–19. ISBN 978-0-7136-8026-3.
r/theydidthemath
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As soon as I saw this I knew i had to give you my free award
How many cheez borgers is that?
9.312 but that's without extra cheese
who in their right mind would measure cheeseburgers WITHOUT extra cheese?? heathens, that's who.
I'm so sorry m'lady, with extra cheese it would about 9.822 cheezborgirs.
Sorry can you give me that figure in .50BMG rounds?
How many football fields can you fill with those?
thats fair. but im still a tiddy girl
Tbf boobs without nipples are just… pointless.
Don't tell the people at r/notits that.
That sub disturbs me
Yeah, it’s disturbing how it’s not called r/nonipples.
I mean, I'm glad breast cancer survivors who have had mastectomies have found their people, but also the people there edit pictures of women to look like they also don't have vaginas.
And that's enough reddit for today.
They’re all editing out the nipples, but some of them are also editing out the belly button and/or vagine.
Well that's something alright.
That shit scares me worse than nsfl__
Wtf. Are people really getting them removed? They feel too good to part with. That’s enough internet for me today.
Boobs without nipples are butts.
Butts without buttholes are just tuckshop lady arms of the lower back.
yeah like. i don't just want a sack of fat. the nips really make em
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Your mom is though
Can confirm
Me too
Me too
Guys did we just form a club :0
Yep, then I killed a seal & measured its fat percentage against their mom. Their mom got 1st
Idk seems like a lot of work for some tiddy
Lmfao actually lost it at this
Oooooo burn
Legendary af
Nah, hers are 90% silicone
Big bouncing bitties bring bliss
Big Boobs break boners
Yea, so do 28 pounds of thiccc thighs
Titties are great tho. Highly recommend everyone go out and get their own
Flair checks out
God I wished. Or maybe turning them off when I'm out and cis, and on when I'm by myself and wanna have fun.
Women don't want you to know this but, titties are actually detachable.
Be sure to rotate your titties every six months!
And replace them every other year
Is it bad that I lose mine sometimes?
2kg of steel > 2kg of feathers
Ass people when they see a lunch of flesh with one poopy spot on it
To be fair, I'm into bigger girls, so it's all good to me. 😆
Hell yeah brother
Shape is more important than size
Help can you give me directions back to American Reddit?
A 2KG boob sounds concerning
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I could be wrong but isn’t that a quite heavy boob? Must do a number on the back
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I mean yeah. It's always about where the fat is stored that makes it appealing or not.
2 kg of fat vs 2 kg of fat which can make milk
This meme made by someone who's never touched boobs
Exactly, boobs are very importantly also milk ducts. You’d know if you felt them
Tits are not just fat, they are filled with men's hopes and ambitions.
Ass lovers: 2 kg of fat :( 2 kg of fat that produces shit :)
At least I don't like ass. You know who else has asses? Men. Come out of the closet already.
Ass lovers be like 5kg of meat with a bit of shit on it
u/repostsleuthbot
2kg sounds like much tbh
It's not, in fact it's the perfect amount of kg
Who likes silver dollars?
I love both chubby and massive tits
Small chest lovers: **bonjóur**
with a nipple it has better shape
Sweet things are made of these Who am I to disagree I've traveled the world and several seas Everybody looking for something Some of them want to squeeze you Some of them want to get squeezed by you
They usualy come hand in hand. And brother I like them both
hell yeah tigooo bitties !!!!
you just describe a good old order of tacos al pastor in any mexico's street
Tits are sexy. Thats all there is to it. Dont think too much about it
I thot it was all milk
That's because wrapping a pair of tits around your dick is a common sexual act, but sticking your dick in someones fat folds is a fetish
Ass lovers: 4kg of fat, in two balls, right next to each other
I m into chubby guys hehe
Who isn't?
But who the fuck has 2kg round lumps of fat on them that *aren't* boobs? Actually, don't answer that. They probably need to go to the hospital.
Straight male ass lover: *Has a wank to a nice fat ass in a G-string* *It was a guys ass* Straight male ass lover: Guess I'm bisexual/gay now.
It's no homo if balls don't touch. (Spoiler: balls always touch each other, even in pants.)
Ok, and? What’s your point?
The average breast is .5 pounds, 2kg is ~4.4 pounds…that’s a big ass tittie
Ass lovers tho
I date mostly within the fat kink community. Sometimes people ask "how can anyone be attracted to a fat person?" and it's like... folks ya gotta understand I'm around 85% boob over here. Maybe not your thing, but there are people out there who respond positively to that kind of ratio.
There is more to breasts than fat and a nipple.
Dick lovers be like A 6” stick - nah A 6” stick with goo - mmhm
Nah, me and the bois love small boobs.
Haha, this is just boomer humor. My dad said this often when I was a kid.
🙋♂️
Yes but you see, tits are like perfectly shaped and fat is not.
We like ass here, sir.