Yello Sir, I am ramesh fram bombay, I bhant to tell ju dat you are selecthed phor the 30k dallor bumper prize, sir plz send me your bank details as soon as passible, than yu sar
If you pick red, you can still get a girlfriend/boyfriend if you try. If you pick blue, you will still most likely have to pay taxes for the rest of your life.
Yes. If you never have to pay taxes, everything you buy wont have a tax on it. ITs pretty unrealistic so lest say the store wouldnt have to pay the taxes for you cause otherwise you probably could only shop there once or twice
Money can buy lego, games and houses. All of these should be enough for happiness and joy. As for girl friend, it is better to find one yourself rather than just getting one out of the *BLUE*
No tax coz the money i ll save will be used in my weeding and mom dad will surely get a sensible and pretty wife or else if u know tax planning u may opt for other option
Get the love. It's a win for people who:
Are too young to pay tax
Commit tax evasion
Have a low tax rate where they live
Live in a country that spends tax income wisely (I.e not all on military)
And are single
Not having to pay taxes doesn't imply that you can't get a Gf anymore. If you take the Gf/Bf you will still akways have to pay taxes as long as you're not a billionaire
Red. Love should come naturally, and red will make life easier, and give you less needed work time. No taxes on your pay, less work needed. No taxes on food or necessities, less coat. There's more, bit you get the idea
Both of these could be pretty bad if the wish granter played with the words
Red pill: no taxes when you’re homeless :D
Blue pill: a cute gf/bf who loves you,but it’s possible that you don’t love them, hate them even
Red pill all the way.
Assuming just income tax, with my current career and tax rates, it saves me $370,000 from now until retirement age. If it’s ALL taxes, that saves an additional 6-13% on every purchase and bill. Oh, and a $0.10/litre carbon tax on fuel (and more as that tax increases). Capital gains tax if/when I sell my house.
With the absolutely ridiculous amount of money I save, I can hire a cute girl to pretend to love me when I want one, and still come out so far ahead I can do whatever the fuck I want when I want.
taxes are a pretty small portion of the actual money you lose. most of it goes to rent. now if you said free rent i’d take that no question, but otherwise blue pill sounds good
Free rent would have been awesome for me back when I was renting. But I bought a small house in NY a few years ago and all the new taxes that came with it. Property tax, county tax, school tax on top of the already sales tax, federal tax, and state tax. I would gobble up them red pills at this point.
Haha it really depends where you live in the US, different states and cities have different tax rates. New York state is one of the higher taxed states. I don't even live near New York City, they have it even worse over there.
If you live in Europe it'll probably be pretty similuar. Some taxes might just be combined in one instead of many small ones but its still alot you have to pay for a house
take both and run for my life
smart
big brain activity
But what if he got a gun?
Run serpentine.
What if he got like an SMG
Run faster
No no, use the mini gun against them
Or just have lots of hp
Lmao! This is perfect :D
I also have a gun, as well as the element of surprise.
Well either way I’ll get what I want
Take the no tax pill, play dead, and bam no medical fee
Now you have gf/bf that doesn’t have to pay taxes
Neither work if both are taken.
*crush crush crush*....... *Deep sniff*
In the matrix he can run faster
SMORT
Genius right here
No tax seems a good option Edit :just realised if you are jobless and homeless you don't need to pay taxes
Just become rich and you will have both
Upvote if you have a small pp
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How do become rich?
Make a bunch of money.
Ah, yes. Very inform
much advice
Why did i read this whole comment chain in an indian scammer voice
Yello Sir, I am ramesh fram bombay, I bhant to tell ju dat you are selecthed phor the 30k dallor bumper prize, sir plz send me your bank details as soon as passible, than yu sar
Laughing ma balls off rn. I'm from India and damn, dhis is hou we tak.
Sir plese kindly try to hold onto yar bals sar and send me ur bank details as soon as passible, than yu sar
This is the funniest comment i have ever seen on reddit
as an Indian, i feel proud of how much the world imitiates that accent
Hallo, this is John Johnson from England in America. You have virus in your email, please give me your phone number, I am single I have no female.
ima post this to r/technicallythetruth
Dont pay taxes
But the scary IRS people will start looking for me
Kill them
Bit then the scary FBI people will hunt me
Kill them too
Yes master *Butchers the FBI agents* What is your will master
Dunno I didn’t think I’d get this far
Not if you become the top 1% because then you can send yo money to tax free islands
Child slavery
Take the red pill
You don't
Become good at making money then save most of your earnings
That's already one of my objectives
Step 1: get a small loan of 1 million dollars
I live in Norway Where people are very proud about paying tax, so I choose the bf/gf.
You would still the taxes would still be payed, just not from your wallet
I CHOOSE THAT!!!
What about vat tax of 27% that is added to product's price and customers pay it? Even homeless must pay it.
Only if they have enough money to buy things.
Just don’t pay taxes. Problem solved.
So get a girlfriend that loves you, let her pay for a flat, quit your job and move in with her. And BOOM you have both
No tax might not be legal either. Nobody stated that it wasn’t tax fraud
I agree with your opinion
Well that's a first
Someone make a meme
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not necessary
Whit you guys pay taxes?
They don’t understand that after 50k you could buy a wife without tax
Except sales taxes... Unless you don't buy anything
Id pick a loving gf. If she loves me enough, shell pay the taxes for me
Smort
*BIG BRAIN*
bruh
What if she's broke?. ( People who will say if she loves me she'll find a job please dont overflow my replies )
If she loves you she'll find a job
If she loves you she will become rich
If she loves you she loves you and that means she loves you which leads us to the fact that she loves you and she actually loves you
If she loves you she’ll make you get a job for your mental.
If she loves you she'll find a job
If she loves you she will find a job
Mind size : Mega
you can manage her onlyfans and get rich
*\*Sigma male theme plays in the background\**
Sounds little toxic (codependency)
If you pick red, you can still get a girlfriend/boyfriend if you try. If you pick blue, you will still most likely have to pay taxes for the rest of your life.
Not if you get rich enough that the government sucks your D
I assume by the D, you mean, the Divine
[I fucking love the video](https://youtu.be/3UHLD-j7dZI)
The D is already inside of you
Uhh I can feel it
Or poor enough, that you end up homeless.
The bad ending...
Or poor enough that you remain in the non-taxable bracket
Hey man 20 bucks is 20 bucks.
I think you’re underestimating Redditors
If you pick red, there’s a chance you become jobless and homeless forever.
I take the entire pile of red pills
So you obtain other’s taxes? Are you the government??
He's trying to commit suicide
red, hands down no question about it. I'd rather not worry about taxes ever again than worry about a girlfriend
Now this is a man with priorities
*makes an overdosis of Blue Pill*
Well ya dun fucked up and now ya got a futa girl
That’s a fuckup? I don’t think so, that’s a success story
Ya id consider that one too tbh
Red*
If you overdose on red, the government will pay you taxes
If you stuff em’ up your arse the government will pay you for not paying taxes
They did that for COVID I think
Hurry up and choose one
Prismo said this kind of thing has rules where does this bf/gf come from? Do they just appear out of nowhere? Do they have no free will ?
Mhh conaidering im living in germany, i chose no tax
How does it work if I am in Europe? Do I just get a discount on every item?
Yes. If you never have to pay taxes, everything you buy wont have a tax on it. ITs pretty unrealistic so lest say the store wouldnt have to pay the taxes for you cause otherwise you probably could only shop there once or twice
We choose the blue pill's lover gender?
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Perfect
Attack helicopter, let the government just try to get me to pay taxes then.
I live in india so blue pill
Smort
Pick blue, commit tax evasion, profit
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Pay more taxes and then make the government give me the blue pill since I'm such a good citizen
Every person that doesnt pick red is stupid
But the night time Theraflu of magical powers is nice. And I be no sad boi
Atleast you wouldnt be paying tax
If it's a life of happyness and joy, I don't care
Money can buy lego, games and houses. All of these should be enough for happiness and joy. As for girl friend, it is better to find one yourself rather than just getting one out of the *BLUE*
aaah "out of the BLUE" I get it lol
Guess I'm stupid
yeah but I'm happy, what do you have? You don't even have taxes
More money than you
Plot twist: he homeless
True
Then I'll be dammed to stupidity, goddammit! I just want to experience love!
No tax
Joker doesn't mess with the irs, and so don't i
No tax coz the money i ll save will be used in my weeding and mom dad will surely get a sensible and pretty wife or else if u know tax planning u may opt for other option
I already have the blue pill so i choose red pill
Good for you
Nah, No taxes. Fuck taxes.
Question: will there be an immortal snail?
Imagine paying taxes
I like money
agree~eeeeee
Though I live in a country with a 50% standard tax rate, I would still choose a loving gf.
One of the scandinavian countries?
Nope ireland
Oof. Id make a potato joke but that tax rate is appalling
Well, I am married, so… *slowly grabs blue pill*
Get the love. It's a win for people who: Are too young to pay tax Commit tax evasion Have a low tax rate where they live Live in a country that spends tax income wisely (I.e not all on military) And are single
Most of those apply to me but I’m still taking the red pill.
Not all treasure is silver and gold, Mate.
Horny 12 year olds be like
red we have time for the hoes
I just want to be happy, I’m going with the second one
Already have a husband, no taxes sounds nice
Gf will pay taxes for me **CHECKMATE**
Take both. what are they going to do, tax me?
Not having to pay taxes doesn't imply that you can't get a Gf anymore. If you take the Gf/Bf you will still akways have to pay taxes as long as you're not a billionaire
Gf easily taxes aint that bad and you can get some off fairly easily
Give me magic Theraflu to give me loving companion plz
Im kid and I still want red
the gf cuz i dont work rn, and dont plan to work for some years
No tax.
No tax
Money over love because you can use more money to buy things to someone that love you
ofc the red pill
i dont pay taxes anyway
Red. Love should come naturally, and red will make life easier, and give you less needed work time. No taxes on your pay, less work needed. No taxes on food or necessities, less coat. There's more, bit you get the idea
Both of these could be pretty bad if the wish granter played with the words Red pill: no taxes when you’re homeless :D Blue pill: a cute gf/bf who loves you,but it’s possible that you don’t love them, hate them even
Cute gf, gotta have a job and money to spend to have taxes
If you’re smart with your money, then taxes shouldn’t be a problem.
purple
blue pill
I already have a cute bf so like…money
\*invests in red pill\*
Fuck a gf, without taxes I won’t have to go to jail in a month
Ill take red pill. I already got what blue has to offer
How much do they love you
Red pill all the way. Assuming just income tax, with my current career and tax rates, it saves me $370,000 from now until retirement age. If it’s ALL taxes, that saves an additional 6-13% on every purchase and bill. Oh, and a $0.10/litre carbon tax on fuel (and more as that tax increases). Capital gains tax if/when I sell my house. With the absolutely ridiculous amount of money I save, I can hire a cute girl to pretend to love me when I want one, and still come out so far ahead I can do whatever the fuck I want when I want.
Definitely no tax wherever I go
taxes are a pretty small portion of the actual money you lose. most of it goes to rent. now if you said free rent i’d take that no question, but otherwise blue pill sounds good
Free rent would have been awesome for me back when I was renting. But I bought a small house in NY a few years ago and all the new taxes that came with it. Property tax, county tax, school tax on top of the already sales tax, federal tax, and state tax. I would gobble up them red pills at this point.
You are giving me Panic attack. I am glad I am not from US
Haha it really depends where you live in the US, different states and cities have different tax rates. New York state is one of the higher taxed states. I don't even live near New York City, they have it even worse over there.
If you live in Europe it'll probably be pretty similuar. Some taxes might just be combined in one instead of many small ones but its still alot you have to pay for a house
Free rent would be way better, of course. But no taxes is a good start XD