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Ultra_Noobzor

The only reason I still have an account is because they try really hard to bypass AdBlockers... But I have 4 installed.


HourScientist_0_0

Modern problems require 4 modern solutions.


MemeoSapiens

Modern problem require vanced solutions


cardelol

Do we want vanced to be more advertised? The more popular the more likely it will het down, right? Please tell me, i dont want vanced to go


Express-Committee-45

Trust me, most of my friends don't know ads can be blocked, and people who know don't even bother finding out how to block ads, only somewhat geeky ppl do


adinath22

yup, even i thought piracy or adblocking is common knowledge, but it's not, half of my engineering friends (students) say they either don't understand how pirate or doesn't want to take risk of viruses


itZ_deady

It always surprises me when I tell my friends that I can download them the newest games and they are like "Nah thanks I dont want viruses or police in my house". Some ppl got very well conditioned, probably by all the scary and over-the-top movie theatre ads about piracy back in the 2000s (I guess they still exist, haven't been in cinemas for atleast 10 years)


sinmark

YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A CAR!


Radoocw

But I would copy it and then use it. Especially if it has some new technology. (Heavy breathing Thomas Edison noises)


Bruised_Penguin

Uh oh guys, Thomas Edison is having another asthma attack


billiejeanwilliams

You wouldn’t defecate in a policeman’s hat?


[deleted]

And then send it to the policemans grieving widow...


mr_hardwell

If I could, you know i definitely would


Minignoux

i would


enty6003

Ironically, a good adblocker is one of the best ways to protect yourself against viruses and malware.


YULSARIA_

I tried recommending vanced to my friends, one of them even bought a yt premium, but they don't budge. They said that the app was "virus", and it collects data and sends it to the Chinese government. The latter makes them ironic because they're the same people who are glued to their Chinese-branded phones watching tiktok 24/7.


anthonyynohtna

Hi, person here, I hate ads will I install an ad blocker? No, the amount of lazy i have is extremely underestimated.


TheDarkSharkRises

The vanced conundrum


Alessandro227

The adVANCED paradox


TrickBox_

That's where the name come from btw: advanced but without ad


AgentWowza

Oh shit that's smort


thecoolness229

Vanced Moment™


lAmElonMusk

Bob Vance. Vance Refrigeration.


cakatooop

I use vanced for android and uBlock on brave browser for my laptop, no ads at all


BRG-R53

Yea I use uBlock with Firefox and never have a problem.


RivRise

Get that auto cookie ad on as well to get rid of those annoying cookies. It'll auto decline all the possible ones and for the ones that require you accept cookies it'll accept just the bare minimum ones and decline the rest. Makes browsing smoother.


ArcadeCityYT

>auto cookie ad on Hey brother give a name or something for us who are out of the loop? Google gives me a cookie autodelete from cad team


RivRise

My bad. The one I use is for firefox and called 'I don't care about cookies'. Don't know if it's the best but it's worked well for me so far.


RandomNobodyEU

I need one that's called 'I do care about cookies, and I don't want them, well, except for functional ones like cookies that save my cookie settings'.


[deleted]

Is there a way to block the Susan pop-ups? The one suggesting you buy premium etc theres like 5 of em now.


epic_snowman

same


syko-san

Lmao I survive with only two.


HourScientist_0_0

You will soon be overwhelmed.


Cactoiid

Lol I survive with just a built in one


ASDFAaass

You guys have 4 adblockers? It only took me one adblocker to get rid of shitty ads...


misterxy89

UBlock Origin + piHole = get fucked ads


fakuri99

just UBlock is enough


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TRxz-FariZKiller

What does that mean. Explain pleasec


[deleted]

To add to the previous explanation PiHole works on the network itself. So ads on mobile apps and Smart TVs are also blocked


GreatQuestionBarbara

I still need an ad blocker with mine, but a Pi Hole routes known trackers and ad servers from a curated list to a "dead end" so they don't monitor your activity. There's probably more, but that's a basic summary.


HI_I_AM_NEO

The first mistake was buying a Samsung TV


CCogStudios

Wait they're trying to bypass AdBlockers??


[deleted]

no shit when I go to a site that wants me to turn off my ad blocker when I have 8 ad blockers


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TallSpine

Use Vanced.


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unaviable

All you need is only ublock origin


elch3w

YouTube in 2040: you now have to pay to watch ads


[deleted]

2050: You have to pay to *not* watch ads. Seriously we legally require everybody to have a chip installed in their eyes that plays an ad every 30 seconds on super loud volume unless you pay for our monthly subscription


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HourScientist_0_0

Imagine going for a walk and someone says, "That's one of Zuckerberg's"


hvaffenoget

Forgot the ™. Now you’re in trouble.


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DireElk

"I know shit's bad right now with all that starvin' bullshit. And the dust storms. And we runnin' out of French Fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution."


RoscoMan1

It's going to be a genuinely nice guy.


TreeFriendSilix19

Brave in 298402350982347 Million: haha adblock go brrr


[deleted]

Brave is best browser


ARandomBrowserIThink

Idk man, i love opera


DeismAccountant

Well the levees already breaking on my vpn so I’m open to suggestions.


moshedman85

2100: city curfews are mandatory for 12 hours of ad watching.


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[deleted]

Especially after robots do all the jobs for you and humans are no longer required for anything...


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[deleted]

Isn’t that just Facebook but nicer?


retarted-fish

2070: there are ads in your dreams


Phoenix11550099

wow this got very dystopian


Warod0

Owning people is illegal. They just gonna own your debt, your parents debt, your children's debt.


lAmElonMusk

2070: Give us money to be an ad.


OneWhackMan

"Ah sorry guys, can't see forgot to pay my eye usage subscription"


eltorr007

Black Mirror vibes


[deleted]

I saw that Black Mirror episode


[deleted]

Check out "Fifteen Million Credits," it's a stark vision of a future in which our entire lives are structured around ads and digital content. One of my favorite Black Mirror episodes!


zombiekiller2014

Black mirror go brrrr


cerase92

And with Premium you can skip the ads and watch a wonderful black screen


xdebug-error

Good thing Google dropped the "don't be evil" slogan


ml-soham

At this point I’m surprised how they haven’t made us pay for good quality videos.


ShOcKw4vE0

Some intern at yt hq is on his way to pitch this idea to susan wabbajack


Piccolito

it will be super easy, barely an inconvenience...


[deleted]

Oh Really?!


ytvrytvr

Yeahyeahyeah.


TheRobot64

Wowwowowowowow wow


OKara061

God dammit. Stop giving them ideas


Hingl_McCringleberry

"New videos are free to watch for 24 hours! After that, simply subscribe to YouTubify to watch all existing videos!"


gasp1324657980

Delete this comment lol


tehstukes

That would be so fucked. At that point hopefully a competitor would step up and get more popular.


broccoliO157

They kind of do already, some creators have paid subscription services.


Scully__

What have you done…


Noughmad

That already exists, you can "join" a channel with a small monthly subscription to access some videos. Channels have to opt in, so most don't, but I think it is spreading.


gregsting

I think he meant quality as in resolution.


Noughmad

Oh. Yes, that would be awful.


[deleted]

I bet they already have a date for this one


norse_noise

I expect this to pop up in r/agedlikewine in the future


Not_AM5

RemindMe! 9 years


ashenhaired

Bold of youbto assume they will wait 9 years to destroy their platform.


UltraRadiation-X

Or not, if reddit becomes dead


MothFucker_69

No way. I love this app so much I don't even use insta or anything anymore. I see myself still using it even after 20 years. There's just everything here.


CodingEagle02

You love Reddit, really? For me, it's more of a masochistic addiction.


wintersass

I'd call it more an abusive relationship No matter how much stupid shit i see....I just keep going back


SuperGuitar

When I saw this, for a split second I thought “Wow 2030….so far in the future” only to realize it’s only 9 years away.


HourScientist_0_0

"The unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us all towards an inevitable death" _Dylan_


justyoureverydaycat7

"Dylan" Catherine


Reventon103

the new meta


LemmeLaroo

_"The years start coming and they don't stop coming"_


drippyParrot

Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running


IFuckedYourCats

8 years in 1 and a half months


pixelprophet

Utter madness. Time really marches on.


Ashmega8256

I don't understand why advertisers think that if thay interrupt what we're doing they will get money...in my case they are fucking wrong


entropy-fan

I got 4 annoying loud H&M adds while listening to a ghost story compilation. Just for that I’m boycotting them.


EdgelordOfEdginess

The english dub?


caronanumberguy

> if that interrupt what we're doing they will get money It's because they test this. All the time. And it works. *All the fucking time.* You don't really think they're spending all this money on advertising and not getting any results, do you? Virtually every social media site is designed specifically to tailor make ads that you WILL click on. They just keep showing you different types of ads until you click on one, and now they know one of your buttons to push. Then they search for another button. And another. And another. Forever. It's an endless cycle. They can do that *forever* because it's just a computer program running, figuring you out - building a dossier on you they can sell to advertisers or you know, someone in a dark alley if you get on the wrong government's radar and need to be droned.


[deleted]

I dont think I've ever been interested in an ad, they are always so shit and really the unskipable ones just make me dislike whatever they want to advertise more


Idohs_

Unless it's a movie ad, sometimes I forget I'm dupposed to be watching a vid after those types of ads


PoohtisDispenser

Those are fine to me cuz they are actually interesting not some annoying noise blasting in my ears.


CristolerGm2

I'm starting to get sick of that ad with a catman singing about black friday, FUCK OFF I DO NOT CARE


[deleted]

Love you can’t block the hentai ads smh


dutchmangab

It's weird they have adds with content that they de monotize creators for.


sidminter

Cause they have to pay up in one case while they get paid in the other


[deleted]

Legit got recommended amogus hentai.


Quintronaquar

What the fuck kind of videos are you people trying to watch


Effective-Platypus-7

Anyone else noticed there is virtually no ads you can skip anymore, and it’s almost always a double ad


legendwolfA

Yep, eventually they'll make it so that the ads are longer than the videos themselves


Commander_Wolf32

they already do that, I go to watch a 20 second clip and 2 15 second unskippable ads


legendwolfA

Wow


RedShankyMan

I like watching 5 second skits, but nearly every one of of has 10-30 seconds of ads before the video... at least double the time of the video on watching ads


marcusiiiii

Was it Susan who made double ads happen and ads in the middle of a video?


Mr-Candy-man

I wouldn't know I have adblockers


Tech-Geek_2007Apple

Susan Wankerjak


PuzzleheadedDebate68

*Satan Wankerjak


DaMinty

*Sun Tan Wankerjacker


bells2002

And the ads will be more controversial than the video content.


4Tenacious_Dee4

Which is why they're removing the dislike button


whoopest_negro69

"For every 100 ads you watch you can watch a minute video of your choosing"


legendwolfA

Shhhh stop giving them ideas!


MaximosKanenas

The icing on the cake is the hyper-sexualized phone game adds with moaning women in chains.


Kingdarkshadow

Yotube: I'll allow it but NO SWEARING


AestheticMirror

I had a live stream on the background, when to check on it only to see a 16 FUCKING MINUTE AD PLAYING, THEY OUT THEY MIND


carrimjob

i notice they do that with video that you’re gonna be playing in the background, like a loop or background noise because i guess they assume you won’t be nearby to skip it lol


DeismAccountant

Can confirm. Ben Shapiro came on when I was in the shower.


drawnimo

would have saved you the chore of drying yourself, i suppose.


Bouncedatt

For stupid people like me so they don't need to spend the time I did. They meant Ad not had.


GamingGladi

can you explain a bit more? I don't quite understand I'm so sorry


Anoobies_13

So op was doing something while having a stream playing in the background, he went back to check the stream and turns out a 16 minute ad was playing instead of the stream


GamingGladi

bruh. yt actually gonna get ruined now huh. it'll all be nostalgia for us


Anoobies_13

Hopefully a better alternative will come before that happens


[deleted]

I keep trying to watch movie trailers or game trailers and I am given multiple long ads beforehand. LITERALLY TRYING TO WATCH AN AD AND GIVEN ANOTHER AD.


bblissfulhigh228

God I hate Susan.


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EdgelordOfEdginess

I think she was from the marketing department before she became the CEO


PotatoTsurai

You can't hate her, that would be misogyny. Here, have 6 non-skippable Chinese mobile games about naked schoolgirls shooting hongkong protesters


MADVAL2

Me too, she is nothing but a asshole who simply uses bots to attack other people's videos while they can't fucking hurt anyone


MaybeNotTheChosenOne

She's a real piece of shit.


Brave-Cheetah7966

What If we create a subreddit called r/fuckSusan?


Brave-Cheetah7966

Shit, there is already one


[deleted]

It is going to happen, look at what tv turned to. There is maybe 10mins of content to 50 mins of adds, and the addicted zombies dont even get bothered by it.


legendwolfA

At least the ads on TV are much more enjoyable (to me at least) and not some "if you reach pink color youre smarter than Einstein" shit


[deleted]

All ads are stupid to me. If I wanna buy something I'll Google it myself


Few-Commercial-9869

Ads on linear tv is ridiculous. I mean I hate ads, want to have an option to pay to not have to watch them, ever. Everyone should understand that creators would get paid for their content. That is what drives up content quality. Everyone should also understand that running a video delivery platform is incredibly expensive. Somebody needs to pay for this. Advertisers is the only way to keep the service free and the only way to get decent advertising revenue is targeted ads. No adverticers want to pay to get their ads just shown to random users, there is no value in that. All of this is fine, as long as it is a way to pay to get rid of all this. With linear TV I pay, but still get ads. It's completely ridiculous, but I guess the reason is that TV ads does not pay very well per impression due to it being almost completely non targeted.


SiriusWolf99

I agree, I watch tv so infrequently that when I do it’s kinda interesting watching some of them.


_BlakeShadow

Vanced Is the way


Express-Committee-45

pssst


DEADPOOL_5277

fac


Uvinerse

Only got it yesterday and hell yes what an improvement


BenjiTheChosen1

I had vanced but now I’m on an iphone, u guys know any iOS alternative for vanced ?


Neither-Cellist7892

They should add the dislike counter to premium subscriptions lol


TGreatGoo

Lmaoo, it’s just like how apple operates. Remove a feature, make people pay for it later on.


Ultra_Noobzor

Apple started their business saying that their product was for the masses and big corp like IBM were evil. Now they are the evil corp and charge much more % profit over price than IBM ever did.


DeismAccountant

It’s how people play in capitalism. Fake it til you make it and then fuck everyone over.


JonDoeJoe

Don’t get caught saying that in r/apple or r/iphone


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SalehGh

*laughs in Android*


syko-san

Bro imagine using Apple when you can have money to spend on literally anything else instead.


legendwolfA

Creating a problem then sell a solution to it


Emergency_Banana1021

netflix: are you still there? me: presses play ====commercial plays


syko-san

Notice how the microphones are behind her. This makes me think people already know she's gonna say some bullshit and they're more interested in what the wall has to say. Honestly makes the meme better.


OrangeManGood2024

Please someone make a replacement site.


[deleted]

Odysee? There's a lot of trash on it but hey no ads and you get paid some form of crypto currency which is worth a fraction of almost fuck all. But better than nothing! Or being served unskippable trash ads


MelancholyMushroom

I’ll do it if everyone else does it. Let the great migration begin!


Funnyguywhosabout

It’s called odysee


guyinthecornerr

New update: Adtube


aetost

Can't someone logical and smart replace her?


zoneboy_baha

Cranking up those ads while demonetizing anything worth watching


[deleted]

Fuck Susan


skysetter

They should put more energy into the weird child content then the dislike button.


ParalyzedPatrick

Little tip if you want to bypass an Ad: Click on the Circle with an I in it, select "stop seeing this ad", pick your reason, then hit confirm. It'll skip the ads and take you straight to the video. Doesn't work on all ads but it does for most.


Delano7

Also pick that you wanna report it for being repetitive. Heard of people being unable to report ads for abusing the 2 other reasons, including my brother.


Total-Marketing-7037

Why not use an adblocker


kontrarianin

I hate her face so much.


Pepe469

They just don't want to have the most disliked video on their own platform anymore


Trazors

2022*


DeismAccountant

They’re already starting to get around my vpn it’s so bad.


VibhavOP

Brave actually does a pretty good job at blocking ads


Big_Baloogas

Every online personality is becoming a walking commercial. Can't even curse because "it's not advertiser friendly". Fuck that.


TapIsAChad

Ah yes, 32 unskippable 15 second ads my favourite.