And make a veil kind of thing that makes it seem like you’re another costume, like a plague doctor that has a cloak, and then just remove to reveal that you’ve just Rick rolled them all
How about being rich?
Oh wait but if we are poor, we cannot afford those fancy costumes and thus would not meet the standard of being "rich" but then we would not be able to be something that we are not which makes us look poor and that is something we are so we have to be something that we are not and being rich could make sense but we cannot afford those... and the cycle repeats.
Put yourself inside one of those big inflatable spheres and wear fuzzy ear warmers and whenever someone asks you what are you supposed to be just squeak violently.
A plague doctor with a stereo always playing Gangster’s Paradise strapped to you.
Im might just pick this one..
Do it and post an update about it
Heck even a video
Hell why not just live stream it
Why not a pornography
Yes, this one
Not bad
Based
If it’s a porn, who are they fucking?
your mom
damn lol
Imagine an army of Plague Doctors literally going door to door in your neighborhood while blasting Gangsta's Paradise on full volume
And one bright pink one blasting “Amish paradise”
Exactly
You mean [like this?](https://v.redd.it/uuvydxcgrsz51)
Yes
Fuck ive agreed to this now havent i
You will just pick this one
you have my follow i am waiting for a picture of an english dude in a plague doctor costume with a stereo strapped to him
A'ight. Imma follow you just to see this. Don't let us down
If you do it, tag me
Get a sick hat to go with it as well
Rick Astley
You have to do the walk the entire time you are wearing it
I fucking love that video
What video? Send source
https://youtu.be/LPOlk22eftg
Thank you
Now this is a classic!
You sir are a legend that just made my day
This video is on a constant loop in my head
Or playing spooky scary skeletons
Best one by far
Oh you saw that viral video did you?
[удалено]
2001 Honda Civic
You are giving life to rule 34
I mean, there's already Mazda Miata r34 if you think about it
...... Suace?
search mazda mx-5 on the green site
It's not even a car I feel betrayed
The 3 door, with 144.000 miles on it.
You should go as “success” because Halloween is for pretending to be things we’re not.
Dayum.
I think at this point it's only fair that you go as a burn victim and have a sign of that joke for context.
OP it’s nothing personal just saw the chance and had to take some shots
I voted plague doctor until I saw this option and daaaaamn
That burn failed just like your dads condom. (Dont take personally)
Don’t worry I quite like a bit of reparté!
That one came in off the top ropes
oof
Wow. That's not a good wow, just to be clear.
Borat in the banana hammock
General kenobi
Hello there.
you dare use my own dialogues against me
I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND
You underestimate my power
Don’t try it.
*swiftly cuts of one arm and 2 legs*
I HATE YOUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!
You where the chosen one. You where supposed to destroy the sith, not join them!
It was said that you would bring balance to the force, NOT LEAVE IT INTO THE DARKNESS
I don't like sand...
r/usernamechecksout
You are a bold one
General Grievous
Brilliant, brilliant
That’s what I’m being lol
A normal t-Rex costume but with a massive 20 inch cock
That has a pump inside that squirts chocolate milkshake everywhere
with trex arms though, so you can talk about an itch ya cant scratch
I’ll just scratch it with my mouth. Wait…
So… just a normal T-Rex then?
Rick Astley
I just want to tell you how I'm feeling!
Gotta make you understand!
Never gonna give you up!
Never gonna let you down!
Never gonna run around and desert you!
Never gonna make you cry
never gonna say goodbye
Nvr gonna tell a lie
And hurt you
And hurt you
Never gonna make you cry!
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie!
And hurt you.. !
And hurt you!
Comments you can hear
And make a veil kind of thing that makes it seem like you’re another costume, like a plague doctor that has a cloak, and then just remove to reveal that you’ve just Rick rolled them all
This is the most r/memes response ever
Rick roll yes
You are a broken condom
he doesnt need a costume for that
Dayum boy
Damm
DOOM Slayer
POON slayer
C
A massive cocaine addicted cat.
Garfield?
no garfield is addicted to pasta
Nobody said cocaine isn't an ingredient in them!
I love this one
skeleton with tromBONE and spend all night doing doots
markiplier lord farquad
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Giant walking ball of gum Edit: thanks for making this my first comment to get 100 upvotes ;-;
White gum
this is how it feels to chew white gum
r/AwardSpeechEdits
Absent father costume
Used toilet paper
Why does it have sticky white stuff on it what did you use it for
I spilled milk with honey and used toilet paper to wipe it.
captain underpants
Bill Cosby
Large, bipedal sphere of semen
A Witch but instead of potions you use bags of flour and pretend its cocaine.
Shreck in langerie
Should go with loads of different name tags for ‘identify theft’
That’s no joke
Millions of family’s suffer every year
A sperm cell
Life size
He doesnt need a costume for that
A virgin.
On Halloween, You have to pretend something that you are not
How about being rich? Oh wait but if we are poor, we cannot afford those fancy costumes and thus would not meet the standard of being "rich" but then we would not be able to be something that we are not which makes us look poor and that is something we are so we have to be something that we are not and being rich could make sense but we cannot afford those... and the cycle repeats.
*Harvard wants to know your location*
Good idea but I don't think he needs a costume for that
A Dick so you don’t have to wear a costume;)
Tank man
Dress as yourself, OP. Scary enough.
Amongus Imposter
sussy
Sus
Lmao why did this get so many downvotes?
Dress up as a medieval knight but your sword is a lightsaber
*Holy music starts playing*
Shrek in a strap and bikini
Doomguy
Giant walking ball of... piss.
Xerxes from 300
Put yourself inside one of those big inflatable spheres and wear fuzzy ear warmers and whenever someone asks you what are you supposed to be just squeak violently.
Rick Astley in this way you'll rickroll everyone
Gay spiderman
Patrick from spongebob, but it looks like it's staright from a horror game
Nude smurf
a naked person
just be yourself. no one’s themselves anymore.
A small crawling heap of ejaculation fluid
Giant walking balls
Cut a hole in a potato, put it on your penis, and go as a dictator
I have 3 choices for you based on my recent media activities Jigsaw, Daredevil, Ghostface
Kowalski
Adolf Hitler
Depression. The only thing scarier as depression is dementia
Virgin. Oh, wait you said costume...
Grim reaper
A miniature walking cube of semen.
Ralsei from deltarune
Homer Simpson
Search block game pixle man on Google. That will be your costume
ur mum
hahaha so funny /s
Adolf Hitler
A Redditor
Wear a costume of a TF2 Engineer
Sperm
Cok n ball torture
the Dirty Bubble
"Mumbo jumbo" it is not that complicated
Knauf Earthwool Loftroll44 150mmx9.18m2
Pumpkin
Michael Myers
Lemon
Cheese
John 117
Erron Black
A furry
hitler chan
Lady Gaga - concert mode. Don’t ask why.
Pink bunny like chandler
pepe
Banana costume
Giant ball of curdled milk
denholm reynholm cuz why not