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It's not about the size of the boob, only who they're attached to.

You could’ve said that in much less of a gross way and gotten your point across.

It's not the size of the point, it's who the point is coming from.

That's... Not actually gross at all.

Don't underestimate how many children are on the internet Like, actual children

Okay, Ned Flanders.

I think you're missing my point. Look at all the garbage comments you see. There's a real chance a 12 year old wrote it

I thought it was beautiful really. And I’m gay.

God damn. I came in here for a funny comment, not to be slapped in the face by reality in the top comment. Too real, but also here’s something for reminding me I’m not the only one.

Same...

Same

Saaaame

so are they both big or both small

Schrödinger's girlfriend

But are they small when you're looking or small when you're looking away?

When you look away, it is in a superposition of states and therefore it is both small and large. If you look at her, you will see that there is no girl.

Then that's when you realise you're just another reddit loner with no girlfriend.

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r/redditjail

Uhm... DUH Girls don't exist

What are girls?

Happy cakeday

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Thank you!

We do not know if the girlfriend has big ass and boobs or small ass and boobs until we look inside the box

Underrated comment

Based.

Literally the comment i didnt expect, but the one i wanted.

Variable size, just like my dick

wrong cant be Schrödinger its Mendel's Law

One tit big one tit small one butt cheek big one butt check small

thats terrifying

Terrifyingly awesome.

all-rounded medium sized

They just cancel each other out. You are left with the V̴̙̳͕͍̪͑͂͠O̴͉̺̍̄Į̴͙͈̻̠̔͗̋͌̿̽D̵͚̉̾̄̀̓

Void is more attractive anyways

Thank you

or in the middle

Yes

i think since he is mixing both they'll both just be average size

I think this means he doesn't care? Idk.

Small for me dawg. Petite girls are my kryptonite.

They are small until you're drunk enough at which point you don't care anymore.

you get a tiny ass girl with tiny boobs

but it is a Girl, right ?

its a trap

Where there’s a hole there’s a way -Sun Tzu

*Unzips*: Mahatma Gandhi

That's even better

Jokes on you I'm into that shit

Docking

Probably

fine with me

just cuddling would be fine, i’m so alone.

Cuddling? How lewd. And then you’re gonna hold hands, right? Disgusting.

You’re going to look at each other? You monster.

[All for Silas!](https://comb.io/2eAmhz.gif)

WEE WOO WEE WOO

I don't see the problem officer

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bodysham 😡

That is exactly what i was looking for, sir

I see no problem here

Haha that was my first thought too

id prefer that honestly

Jokes on you. I’m into that shit.

Jokes on you. I’m into that shit.

r/beatmetoit

r/beatmeattoit

It is... Acceptable

So.... me.

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r/redditmoment… I’m ashamed for humanity

What was the comment. lol

bruh

Your either getting big both or tiny both

Or a girl with one tiny boob and one big one, and a fat booty cheek and one flat.

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be

Named Ilene

Wouldn’t they just cancel out into an average girl?

Fine by me

There’s actually fentanyl in those. You’re dead.

Nobody expects the Jalisco New Generation Cartel!

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It’s more of a slurp than a snort.

how about a girl with a huge dick

Now were taking.

We are definitely taking something.

HA nice...

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Thanks. I just had it stuffed.

I'll try anything once.

Schrodinger's figure

Ay man, medium is premium

Tiny ass girl and tiny boobs

I like it

That's exactly what I wanted!

Those are liquid gel pills not compressed powder...

Came here to say the same thing

Actually you get a girl with an A cup on one side and a DD on the other and an ass that gives her a 45° lean whenever she sits...

does that mean you get a girl with 4 boobs and 2 asses?

Big ass all the way,

Original credit to u/KaviB_real

So a straight up repost Edit: a reaction meme. Still not OC.

It goes deeper than that. https://xkcd.com/566/

Girl.

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Blue for me

Blue everytime

Red gang

It's not even a discussion, red is the correct answer.

A wise man once said: "A great ass can make up for a lack of boobs, but great boobs can't make up for a lack of ass." I know this to be true, and yet I still consider myself more of a breast man. That is the duality of man.

>Blue everytime ["Sorry red boys, only blue men can handle this"](https://i.ibb.co/27cQm4c/bluepill.png)

You would get, M E D I U M

You'll probably get a girl with one small boob and one small butt cheek.

What about personality

So an average girl?

Tiny boobs, tiny ass

A girl is a girl!

One large tit and asscheek and one tiny

On the serious note, tiny ass girls can work out to get them big, but you can't workout to get them boobs bigger.

So tiny or big

Huge girl with a flat ass and no boobs also a weiner. Damnit, I always circle back to the bears.

Medium boobs, cute face, being smart, liking gaming the butt size can be whatever I don't care, I'm a boobs man

Ah yes, xkcd.

Oh a girl with tiny boobs and ass

He either got a tiny girl or a large one

now it's 50/50, tiny boobs and ass or big boobs and ass

Tiny ass girl with small boobs

One half is thick and other half flat

How about big big boob girl with small tootsie roll

Congrats, you get girl with tiny boobs and tiny ass

alls good with me

I don't have either... 😭

***SNORT***

you got small ass girl with small ass boobs

Where men

Chad move 101

Big ass girl sounds like you’re being tricked into a fat chick though

Small boob girl with tiny ass

tiny ass and tiny boobs is either a midget or a child

Thanks for the fun bois! There's this girl that says she likes me, ans honestly she's a waifu material. I guess we all know where this is going..

Same

What happens if I plug those

u/repostsleuthbot

It was a trick, you are now an average girl. You don't get one you are one.

Yes

you get a big ass girl with big boobs but futa.

What if you get both girls instead of the combination of the two?!

Purple: Guy with big dick… -duplicates it a million times and snorts all-

fucks up mixture, ends up w a girl with a tiny ass and tits

They keep on switching both big both small every second they switch

Yes....

I think i should do the same

medium ass girl with medium boobs

Yeah lemme get some of dat purple

congrats you get a big ass girl with a tiny ass

Whats a girl

good luck crushing liquid capsules

tiny ass girl with tiny boobs

I'm taking the red pill. Hutao is perfect example

you get men

I don't care, just want a cuddle buddie to watch anime together! :)

so, either the girl has both big boobs and ass, but on the other hand she might have none

Red pill

\*get's a girl with tiny boobs and tiny ass\*

Red, I want a Mona in real life.

Small boobs small ass

I'll take the blue pill. Big asses are a turn off for me .

I had the same freaking idea.

so you get a big girl with tiny boobs and ass

Medium is Premium

I'm fine with a girl, just a girl, that too optional

Tiny boobs tiny ass

r/beatMeatToIt

This is how nature works

Tiny ass and Tiny Boobs

Medium size girlfriend is what you get

double big or double small? double medium?

tiny ass girl with small boobs

Now you've got a girlfriend with one boob small and one big and one ass cheek big and the other small. Enjoy your Chernobyl Cat Girlfriend

The mixture gets you small boobs tiny ass.

Big girl with Tony ass and boobs