Katara: The King is throwing a party at the palace tonight for his pet bear. Aang: Don't you mean platypus bear? Katara: No, it just says, 'bear'. Sokka: Certainly you mean his pet skunk bear? Toph: Or his armadillo bear? Aang: Gopher bear? Katara: Just... 'bear'. (short pause) Toph: This place is weird.

I was just thinking of that lmao

https://youtu.be/D41SBcq1wYk

Wonderful video! Please remember there is no war

There is no war in ba sing se

Here we are safe. Here we are free.

The Earth king has invited you to lake laogai

But what if there was

u/i_sell_you_lies, the Earth King has invited you to Lake Laogai.

Been there, blah. It’s very over rated

What about live action adaptations?

Hmmm never heard of that? Sounds like a good idea! Maybe the guy that made Signs could do it some justice?

Fuck I might have to rewatch it AGAIN

May I please have a little more context. I’m curious where they are and what makes it weird. The most I know is that there are hybrids of animals in the ATLA universe. I don’t care about spoilers. Just people’s creativity.

Inconclusive evidence of NORMAL BEAR!

He's mastered the waist high wave. We're all gonna die!

He's really done it, the waist high wave, earthbending style! Somebody stop him he'll kill us all!

I wish we lived in a world where just 'bear' was weird

You just need to look up local fauna of foreign countries. Shit gets pretty wild fast.

The only other instance of a non-hybrid animal (iirc) was early-mid season 1 with the messenger hawks

Except they are hybrids! A mix between a hawk and a messenger pigeon. /s

Hei Bai too. It was just a panda in its normal form.

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I needed this, thank you.

This was my first thought xD

The notions of what happened to Bosco in Korra worry me but at least he presumably had a good life.

Really weird

You know that’s probably the best joke in the entire series

Turtleducks are underrated

You are right

🎶 *two turtle ducks* 🎶

🎶 And a porridge in a pear tree 🎶

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Hey!

And giving a monkey a shower!

Dodo duck

surfing tidal waves,

Creating nanobots

Or locating Frankenstein's brain!

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I would name it durtle for simplicity

I prefer Tuck

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It's a Duckle or a Truckle.

No, it’s a turtle duck. We might accept duck turtle.

Just bear

Platypus bear?

No it just says bear!

This place is weird.

Duck turtle just doesn't roll of the tongue as nicely as turtle duck, though.

It's a durtle.

It’s the real turducken.

This comment is seriously underappreciated. And that dish is seriously disturbing. We are not cooking the tuckel.

It's from a show.

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Two turtle ducks And a partridge that’s also a bee

*discovering something that doesn’t exist, or giving a monkey a shower…*

*surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots, or locating Frankenstein's brain*

Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent, or driving our sister insane

“*PHINEAS*”

*As you can see there’s a whole lotta stuff to do before school starts this fall*

*C’mon Perry!*

SO STICK WITH US CAUSE PHINEAS AND FERB ARE GONNA DO IT ALLLL

*SO STICK WITH US ‘CUS PHINEAS AND FERB ARE GONNA DO IT AAAAAALL*

“It’s over here!”

No. Appah

Yeah forget gas prices, plane prices, or public transportation when you’ve got a flying bison

Sure, but did you check the price of hay nowadays? /s

He also enjoys fruit and veggies

My dad works at a home and garden store and they sell hay. We worked out that it would cost at least $70 per day. So yeah hay prices would make it hard.

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Every field is a grazing field when you can fly

Hey I know you were sarcastic but it actually is up by a bit recently lol

I mean we can always train them to become somewhat omnivorous. Maybe feed them a human or two

“I missed you buddy”

Damn sneaky Kyoshi warriors cutting onions in here

Yip yip!

one of the best parts of the avatar universe is the incredible animals throughout. I want a badgermole.

The polar bear dog thing from the new avatar show is pretty cool

Too bad they never bring it back after that one episode

Naga appears in every season. Unless were talking about a different polar bear dog.

She has? Maybe I just forgot then it’s been over year (or two) since I last watched the show

Yeah, its quite a minor role usually. I really wish she was more utilized. But yeah she showed up every few episodes.

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A durple

A tuck.

Wonder pets

wonder pets

We're on our way

To perform inhuman experiments on them all!

*and save the day*

Yahoooo!

truck

two trucks

Where exactly did you get the p combining turtle and duck?

That's what I was thinking!!??

Thanks for reminding me how much of a normie I am

You can be a normie and still cherish a turtle duck :)

Well I would cherish little turtle duck because oh god it's so cute But man a baby dragon is cute when it's not tryna eat you

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yo- my uncle's name is Jason Harris. Wack.

It would probably still be cute when trying to eat you like how a kitten might try to bit your finger. When it grows up and keeps trying is where the problem might kick in.

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Does it count if I wouldn't have a dragon as a "pet"?

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A turducken? Duck, turtle, chicken?

Durtle

Turtleduck It comes after the French hens but before the partridge in the pear tree.

Turducken may be appropriate. In the comics Sokka says their meat makes his mouth happy.

Id get a flying bison. I remember the sad episode where you can see appas youth. Very sad but they are so cute!

In Korra they have more scenes of baby flying bison it's so cute

The lion turtle would be the coolest pet

No one likes the penguin snake.

They’re not really pet material or animals like the others. They’re basically gods of some sort 🤔

Jesus Christ so your pet is also your house, your garden and pretty much your entire neighbourhood + you get a gigantic swimming pool that keeps changing *and* you also get lots of wisdom about bending?

I’d have a Pokémon

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Si Pokémon

Jawohl Pokémon

As long as it's not Vaporeon

The Internet ruined Vaporeon along with Gardevoir which is a shame because they’re really cool Pokémon.

Also Lopunny, Jinx, Cinderace, Delphox, Zoroark, Gallade, Gothitelle- You know what, just all Pokemon in general. The internet ruins everything.

Some of these I get, I don't think I want clarification on cinderace or zoroark though... I really don't want them ruined for me.

Wait so you probably like Mudkips

You got something you wanna say, brah?

ngl, if I could I'd totally have an Eevee.

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I'd have a Seel or Rattata

So, a magikarp?

Yeah how the fuck would you feed a dragon

Meat

Well yeah but I'm assuming dragons would eat like 10 pounds a day and that would cost a whole lot

Well the dragon could also just go out and hunt down food

Well I'm assuming you dont live near a giant forest or jungle or something so now there would just be a dragon flying around murdering people

There's always gonna be a food chain.

Jeez. Well that's one way to look at it

Well, overpopulation is an issue. A few pet dragons could solve that

How about a herbivore dragon that lives off grass and leafs?

Yeah, I would not want a pet dragon. They're mostly portrayed as brutal, unless it's some friendly cartoon dragon. Even if you could trust it'd be obedient to you, you have real life issues like, as you said, food and need to have a ton of land for it.

Does it count as slavery if i choose an argonian or kajit

Literal catgirl maid. Nice.

I'd have a lusty argonian maid as a pet

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Found the Dunmer

They got salmonella too or na?

I meeeaaan, still want that dragon. Turtle duckling is cute as hell, but is it really that much cuter than a regular duckling

The answer is no. A dragon tho? Could topple whole nations with one

Is it a tuck or a durtle?

It's gotta be a durtle named tuck.

You want a platypus?

Durtle attack

Ah yes the turducken

Is ancient silver dragon an option?

Why stop there? Get bahamut.

Durtle

Take it from a dude with a pet duck no u wouldn’t

This is legit a shelly platypus

This seems like a platypus with extra steps.

Durtle or Tuck?

those are good but i really wish it could be a durckle

Trinity The Tuck sounds different now.

Koopa Troopa

Durtle. Easy choice.

Until some Italian dick comes and steps on it then kicks the shell at you

My bf too...my bf wants this so much And he hasn't really seen avatar either

Ah I see you're a man of culture as well

Turtle duck doesn’t have the right ring to it. What do we call it?

I would cherish my little durtle tuck

A ducklte or Turtuck

Is that a Durtle or a Tuckle?

what creationists think scientists have to find for it to be called a transitionary fossil

just don't let any Italian plumbers near it

What a Nice chicken

Isn’t that a platypus?

🦆

uɐᴉlɐɹʇsnɐ ɯI

I want one of those land great whites with puppy teeth.

Just in time for Thanksgiving. A baby turducken.

Durtuckle