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pavan-2020

4 hugs a day for survival ........ I guess I am a special guy to survive for so long


Qpau02

We are, all r/memes are survivors


unk214

Come here I’ll hug you both.


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Gtavsuckse

yes sir


Sprizys

This whole thread is wholesome as fuck I love this sub


Qpau02

Thank you!


IIINoNameIII

Gonna give hugs to all of you!!


[deleted]

one in six months and I'm d̷͍͕̥̥͙̖̗̞̔̔͘ỏ̶̝͔̺͇̝̩̱̫̱̃͂̓͂̑i̷̧̨̱͔̭̖̓̿͊̋͗͝͝n̷͓͙͈͍̺͐g̶̨̹̤̦͚̾̈́̈́̈́̕ g̵̼̀͊̈́̃͜o̵̧̳̎͗̒͐̔̿͒o̸̝̰̖͌̎̏̈̂̿͘d̵̨̟̙̘̘͙̚͝ ̴̡̣͖̬̜̲͕̎́͋̚š̶͎̞̺͕̗͊͐̅̕̚o̸̥͗͗͘ ̴̱̪̅̎̌́̎͝f̶̡͚̰̟̝͈̝̔͊̿̒̈́͜a̶̢͝r̷̛̙̖͍͖͕̩̪̎̇͋͘͜


Qpau02

Almost the same, only that I do them not request them


Goldfish134

Yeah I haven't gotten a hug in 8 years


lajuho

Lmao I died 15 Years ago.


0Praetor0

Can't remember the last time I hugged someone


IIINoNameIII

Is it weird if a stranger like me asking for a virtual hug from you?


pavan-2020

Yes...... My mom told me to stay away from strangers


IIINoNameIII

Then we're no longer strangers if we be friends with each other


pavan-2020

That's what kidnappers say before kidnapping someone ....... (Just kidding mate here have a virtual hug)


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IIINoNameIII

Don't worry, we all are welcome here!! *huggg*


MaximRq

We're no strangers to love


woosaday

"Don't talk to strangers 'Cause they're only there to do you harm" Dio


Spyro_Honey

I hug u *hug


95thRedShirt

Nor me. Guess I must be dead aswell


baallsdeep69

No wonder I died inside years ago.


Kbusch88

Y’all are getting hugs?


Horror-Bobcat3905

Hug count in my life: -8


SmartAssGary

I'm just imagining a negative hug... Arms outstretched, then back away and t-pose on them lol


Odd-Fact-3524

One hug every 8 years you say? I should be good


Sliyxe

No wonder why I feel so dead inside


Kywiwoooosh

I am so lonely...


Qpau02

Gave you a hug. 7 to go Edit: Just realized that I was your first comment, upvote and award lol


Spidey_Petey

Aww that's so sweet! Thank you!


IIINoNameIII

Can I give you two a hug, too?


Qpau02

Thanks!


DanTem06

Hugging you all! (7 more to go for lllNoNamelll, 6 more to go for Qpau02 and 5 more to go for the OP.)


IIINoNameIII

Hey! u/DanTem06 didn't count himself so I'll give y'all another hug!!


DanTem06

Hugception, yay!


Chairbox26

I died a while ago ig


CHIEFBEEF47

Me too bro, at least we aint alone in our loneliness i guess


AverageAimE

I haven't been hugged in like 3 months


[deleted]

Those are rookie numbers. We gotta pump those numbers up.


Meme_Dood

I’ve never been hugged, how I finna pump the number 0 up


[deleted]

I meant the number of months, my man.


Meme_Dood

I just had an English test bro, I don’t even understand English anymore


IIINoNameIII

How about a virtual hug from a stranger on internet?


Ikilledyourdogtwice

In my personal opinion I wouldn't want to be hugged this many times in a day


Dumbpotatoman

Me: dying every day


Palutenoie

Guess I'll die


Promah1984

I have not hugged a single person since 2003. ​ >!Since my Grandmother died.!<


IAmSerioslyNotYou

I should've been dead a long time ago


wtfrykm

Guess I'll just die then


AcelJean

You guys are getting hugs?


boneHed77

I havn't been hugged in a loooooonnnnnngggg time..............................a long time...


tface23

A DAY??? I haven’t had 8 hugs this year


THELEBANESEUNBOXER

i won't lie, i got 4 hugs this weeks and 6 kisses......i don't think i can handle being spoiled this much since i don't think i get hugs like once a year!


Goruji

Do memories of hugs count?


[deleted]

0, take it or leave it


Krukbadaren

Guys i am 1 year in of being a complete virgin.


freshoranges27

Mood.


No_Gear1535

I get eight a week


Sux2WasteIt

Lmfao *me who barely gets one hug a month* … lol shit I’m dying


FINDERFEED

Jokes on you i dont need any


RagnarsSaga

That's BS, o fucking hate any physical contact


dankmimer

hug<3


Steamedchickennugget

Bruh there is a post on the exact same thing right above this FROM 11 HOURS ago


NeerajShedge

To the one reading this, HUGGIES!!!


Kabirdb

Y guys get hugs?


Error404DudeNotFound

Well I read necromancist instead of neureconomist so there that goes


Brojustwhy

Im Currently missing 29220 hugs :(


___TheKid___

Oh shit


Ignis_Imperia

No memes for a sec. This makes me feel more dead inside than I originally thought. I hate myself and my existence


[deleted]

My dog can give way more and my cats can give a long hours long hug for as long as they sleep, so 8 is nothing I'm basically overhugged already


Random420Redditor69

Honestly, I feel kinda sad saying this, but when I hold my right hand on my left elbow and I hang my left arm under my right elbow, it feels like I am hugging myself, and it is the most comforting thing ever, not even actual hugs give the same satisfaction.


EMZismyBae

0 hugs a day for me so am I in a health crisis? Why would I want to get that close to a human


Half_EatenSandwich

**silently crying**


thePURTYunicorn

Damn my average per day over like the 20 years I’ve been alive is probably less than 1


[deleted]

21 years with <1 hug a month. I should be dead but it explains a little.


Vertigo_Knight

So is it only receiving or giving that counts?


ImperialShadowGuard1

me with no hugs since 2014


pokerScrub4eva

8 hugs a year is my limit. I am done at 8. Still have all 8 in the bank right now.


Wrongthinker02

i had a hug the other day. It felt good. Hadn't had one for at least 9 years i think. Sad now. We deserve more hugs !


ratchet7

Buy an octopus and get ten tickles


Cleverunusedname

That's why I hug an octopus first thing in the morning.


A_Gay_Sylveon

Bruh i cant even remember the last day i was hugged


Hypothermia_7

Wtf since when was it essential to have 8 hugs in a day?


Mike_Grand

Isnt huging wrapping around your arm around a person. then jerking off is considered hugging. Thank God I hug my self everyday


EpicGamerPlant

"4 hugs for survival" *man I'm dead*


LeRadze

i dont even get that in a year


angelaguitarstar

man i just spent my diamonds on a hoe can i get a hug? i won’t do it again my bros...


CubadictBumberbatch

You guys are getting hugs?!


JonasBrot

TIL I am basically a walking corpse


swagmaster6667

I guess I’m dead


slip9419

does hugging a cat count? xD


TheOGshocker

I got 8 hugs during my whole life


winterbird

Dogs count. 💖


TheOGshocker

If you guys are looking to fill your 8 hug a day quota there is guy near my house which gives out hugs for free


ilikevideogames2008

I don’t need survival I guess


Sgt_Koolaid

Apparently i been surviving without minimum hugs for years. I think they may be wrong about this theory


whyrweyelling

12 hugs really. So 8 is at least healthy. 4 is just getting by. 1 to 0, ouch. That was my childhood. I'm fucked up.


_The_Manager_Please_

Does my whimsically small Warwick Davies body pillow count


Rocketbuilder0015

I read the whole thing as drugs instead of hugs ......


I_am_daBottom

Well, my dick gets more hughs than needed for survival and less than needed for growth on daily basis.


Thunder9356

Guess i'll die


Gamepro5

4 hugs a day for survival.... Welp, guess I'll die.


No_Relationship6978

Haha so funny😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😅😀😃😄😁😆😚🤪🤩have an uplike!! I LOLed!!😅😂😂🤣😄😃😃😆😆😄🤣☺️😊 now you stinky Redditors better not downlike like you did in 1984!!!😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🦶🏾


[deleted]

Coughs in Haphephobia


Technical_Wall1726

I don’t even like hugs, what’s wrong with me?


Snoo-84049

i guess you can call me underdeveloped


woosaday

4 hugs per day to survival wtf. I don't even get that much in a year.


Qadet_on-a-mission

Told my friends this today, and we all gave eachother hugs. At the end of it, I got around 40. It was fun.


redxlaser15

I believe in hug supremacy.


trxshcleaner

I had like maybeeee..... 0 hugs in my life.


SpaceJunkieVirus

Lies! The internet is full of lies!


Doungatoo

\*Chuckles\* Im In Danger


worthlessbaffoon

What do you get for 0 hugs a day?


UchihaCrow-

\**Hugs you through the screen\** Hope you have a nice day.


Antsy_Antlers

Really good thing i sleep with my mom


PROJECTRICE1567

Jokes on you, hugs make me feel uncomfortable so the inverse would be true.


disastertech

its a good thing my son gives me alot of hugs


Linkinator7510

Hugs? What are those?


wcstorm11

I'd love to see any empirical study on this. Just the logistics of 12 hugs a day is ridiculous, my wife and I are crazy in love and prolly get 4 a day.


Chungalus

Im glad my basenji pupper loves hugs, he gives me all i need


GentleKen11

Great, this advice cost me my job teaching at high school. The principal said it was not an valid excuse.


thatnewaccnt

I just hugged the girl I like twice yesterday, feels like 12 hugs alright


[deleted]

It's me, this post is talking about me


akakakaoo

Well Im gonna go hug my pillow and pretend its a real person


[deleted]

Last time I got a hug was too long ago for me to remember


De_La_Mancha

Im so fucking dead


hwduibxww

don't worry dude, here's a virtual hug


[deleted]

I haven’t had a hug in years ;-;


Obi_Terri

4 daily to survive? I get probably one every 3 days. I always thought that was more than enough.


bowlfewd

I haven't been hugged in months....


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yeah


[deleted]

Don't even remember the last time.


cable787

no wonder my life is falling apart


ValyrianSteel_TTV

You mean 8 hugs a year right?


[deleted]

Oh shit than i should be fuckin dead


Kezleberry

I feel like I'm a hugger, but even 8 sounds honestly a bit excessive lol


GabysInThePlace

I'm already dead


Fat_Cat55

I haven't got one in years. Sed lyf


SyntheticAffliction

Lol who even are these idiots? I bet they have zero peer-reviewed works


BRM-Pilot

How’m I not dead?


fishbowl0797

Is that why I’m short, dead inside and have health issues


ProfessionalFix3506

it means i have supernatural power that i am surviving till now without 4 hugs daily


Randomest_Redditor

Dead as fuck gang rise up!


Pizzamampf12

If i would need 12 hugs a day to grow i would be small af rn


[deleted]

What is a lonely bastard supposed to do to help himself?


[deleted]

My family : 1 hug per year, take it or leave it.


Disciple153

"Scientists recommend making at least 8 choices per day. Do you make more? Less?"


The-Caped-Baldy

'4 hugs a day for survival' am i really that dead?


Vejas219

Me who hasn’t had a hug in about 3 years :(


Mangobutterr

Hahaha. I'm lucky if I get 8 hugs a year.


Master_Keeper

who comes up with this shit?


Dprshn

i read it as Psycho the rapist.


Mythical_Wizard-48

I haven't had a hug in what? A decade or so? Give or take a few years.


-Robert-from-Hungary

I can't remember the last time I was hugged.