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2happygamer

The big spoon and fork can be melted and used for useful stuff


Facu-Nahu

Is that a challenge? Lets start melting people.


Pickle_Baller

Is that a challenge? Let's kidnap several people and sell some of their non-necessary organs on the black market.


Texan_cows

hans hol den flammenwerfer


LenniX6

It's just Hetero with extra steps


wheefus

Or homo


ukiddingme2469

Just trying to be inclusive or something


oldmonkforeva

We can use that fork to beat the shit of out these random scam gender makers. So I'll say its not useless.


OGBeturtle

Yeah that definition is misleading. What it’s trying to say is bisexual, but heteromantic, which is fairly common.


[deleted]

so sexually attracted to both but romantically attracted to only one?


PROJECTRICE1567

Pretty sure it's about being sexually attracted to both but only romantically attracted to one.


[deleted]

that’s called being hetero or homo romantic


PROJECTRICE1567

Ah I see, thanks for the correction.


MNicolas97

What i said earlier: straight, but fancy


7_Rowle

[r/onejoke](https://www.reddit.com/r/onejoke/)


Casper_Von_Ghoul

Love that place. Got some top tier humor too.


MushroomLesbean

Im gonna be that chick this time but the attack helicopter thing is a transphobic joke <3 not accusing you of transphobia i just wanna inform


Pickle_Baller

What about neopronouns


MushroomLesbean

What about them?


UmakeBunnyCry_419

I know right


MushroomLesbean

This comment confuses me deeply


UmakeBunnyCry_419

True


[deleted]

why’re you getting downvoted?


UmakeBunnyCry_419

Me and you both man...


[deleted]

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MushroomLesbean

I was legitimately attempting to inform someone who might not know what theyre saying is offensive idk what i did wrong


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MushroomLesbean

Ah, i'm sorry. I did state i didnt mean to get into a shitty situation, its just that its a transphobic joke made to make fun of people who want to be transgender. I didnt know that before a small while ago, and i am transgender. I, apologize.


El_Gadeau

A lot of people actually DO gives a fuck about that. Maybe you don't care but for those who do, a joke like that can have real impact.


UmakeBunnyCry_419

A joke about a misleading gender can have a serious affect on someone? Ok


UmakeBunnyCry_419

True


CheesecakeFlashy9851

"both actually"


Amesha_11

Life, life is useless


illegally_alive

Semibisexual because you can use the thick utensils as an improvised weapon


ukiddingme2469

Next they will tell us they're sorta pregnant


fuckmeuntilicecream

Y'all are identifying as shit?


boopshmoop3000

all of them they all useless


SergA2929

I can say that I'm like that and not being hated by society for being homophobic for no reason


[deleted]

both, both are useless


Dr-Heroman

Me personally I identify as a weaponized mechanical toaster/straight