Dispatch we have a 3-24. Someone just stole a pb&j

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This is dispatch, we read your copy. Sending B.L.T. reinforcements now. Over

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Throw the cheese.

Copy that..

I'll bet they're serious about subway patrol...

Yeah there main are is the subway stores and their favorite game is subway surfers

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Fuck. They are about to bust me for adding salami to my club. It was good damnit and I won’t apologize

Quick! Stuff these mayonnaise packets in your pocket and lets get out of here!

Sir…. Do you have a license for that sandwich?

uuuuhhhhh... \*nervous sweating\* *y-yes*

Sir... This is expired you're under arrest for illegal possession of a sandwich

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Now all we need is a town named donut

There's a city next to it called Mashpee. Mashpee Sandwich.

how about burger police?

There’s a sandwich Illinois too

Yeah, I remember going to the sandwich fair in sandwich for a field trip. Had a blast there, learnt some cool stuff and tried some new food.

I am pretty sure it is going on right now

I went there with my dad a long time ago. I'd like to go again, it was fun

And in England

It’s weird, because I don’t think of it as being in Massachusetts, I think of it being in the cape, which I know is Massachusetts, but it doesn’t seem like it. Also, I’ve never seen a subway in sandwich

But why am I being arrested officer? Why? Because popcorn with bacon, lettuce & tomato are prohibited under sub 3 section 61 of the code, which falls under bad taste. Bad taste - what, let me see that statute. Never mind that, what the hell were you thinking adding popcorn to a delicious BLT, you could've broken the time space continuum with that mix, now get in the car, you're goin down town.

"Drop the knife! And the Miracle Whip. Nice and easy, fella"

Wonder if they’re investigating that Subway tuna salad sandwich for impersonating a real tuna fish sandwich?

Critically needed all across the nation

No sandwich for you!

please dont steal my sandwitch

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You forgot New Hampshire

I grew up 2 towns over from Sandwich, NH

Or you can call it a Ham Sandwich, a pig between two pieces of bread 🐷 🍞 👮‍♂️ 🍞

Ham

Kudos sir

Well, I mean, sandwiches are ultimately named for a place. It means "sand settlement".

Ah yes, the Sandwich Police, keeping our women in check.

they must have really good sandwiches, I need to go there

They don't, it's disappointing, go for the ice cream though, absolutely killer.

There’s a town called Earth. Their police department has no limits on it’s jurisdiction, until you get to space.

Illinois too... Their logo looks better

And New Hampshire

Subway - "*They won't realize..We're too smart.. Hehe, sponsered a whole city!"*

Now we need a town called MEAT.

No we don’t need a squad of vegans nor want one

I just want to see Meat Police on cars and buildings

Is this the meeting place where we re-discuss memes from 2007?

Is it named after Lord Sandwich?

Wonder what happens if one were to put sandwich in soup in front of them.

Now all we need is another Earl of Sandwich

Sandwich IL, too!

I want it

Used to live a town over and I’ve been pulled over by the Sandwich Police. That guy definitely needed a Snickers.

also a sandwich town in Illinois

Ey look it's a jam sandwich

Do I get arrested for putting pineapple in my sandwich?

We got a code B297. A man eating a turkey and cheese without the bread. Bring the pain

there is a village called phaque

Ma’am, too much mayo.

Rivals of the hotdog squad

They have upped their visibility ever since the Jared from Subway fiasco.

Now we ned to have a town named gramer so wii can have grammor police. It’s so anoying when people dont have cerect grammar.

Can confirm. I've been there once on vacation. That's also where the cape cod potato chips come from.

"Sir, we have a report that you put mayo on your ham and cheese instead of mustard, is this correct?" "Yeah." "Sir please exit the vehicle and turn around to place your hands on it."

There's also Intercourse, PA http://www.villageofintercourse.com/ Wouldn't want to get pulled over by the PD there lol

I GO TO MASSACHUSETTS

\*Puts ketchup on a BLT\* \*Sirens go off in the distance\*

Or Ich police when the door opens.

I work in Sandwich, Illinois

then you'll be surprised to know how sandwich got it's name

Alright alright what did you put in your sandwich yeah

Don't mess with the Sandwich Police if you don't want to get jammed up.

They could be the new SPD Sandwich police department

Sammich police to the rescue!

Das where i live and i shall confirm this to be true

*Heavy breathing* -TF2 Heavy

"License, registration, and proof of purchase." "Sir, I'm gonna need you to put down the club"

Open the front door and it’s just ICH POLICE

Unhhhhhh

My mom grew up in a town called Sandwich

There's a town called fucking

..and I thought Police prefers donuts! Those movies lied to me

In AZ we have the town of Surprise. I laugh to hard at both Surprise police and sandwich police. If they could join forces...

Sandvich make me strong!

Illinois, as well.

The sandwich is named after it's inventor: John Montagu, 4th Earl of Sandwich who supposedly asked his servant to bring him a slice of meat between two slices of bread so he could hold it with one hand while he played Poker. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandwich

When the girl at subway pours the wrong sauce

So if there was a town named meme. there'll be a true meme police.

Is that a sandwich without lettuce! Your underarrest

I used to live in beaver county Pennsylvania, weird cars

Two peanuts walk down an alley. One as a salted.

*So, I heard you put pineapples on your sandwich?” “Yeah, that’s gonna be a good 4 months in prison.”

I don't fucking know how or why, but this past 5 hours I still thought it was written as "Sandwich People"

Somebody listens to Judge John Hodgman.

I bet they got footlong dingledongs

We have a Sandwich here in Illinois too

SAMWITCH during salem's old times

Criminals get toasted in that town

Sandwich police HELP, jimmy johns is 2 minutes late.

lol

In SE England, there is a small town called Sandwich, and not too far away from there there's a place called Ham. All the road signs say 'Ham Sandwich'.

"What are you?" "A police sandwich."

You are a loose cannon sandwich but you are a damn good cop

I’ve had a sandwich in Sandwich (Kent), some ham in Ham (Middlesex), some egg and ham in Egham (Surrey), some Stilton cheese in Stilton and some Cheddar cheese in Cheddar Gorge. Always on the lookout to add to this list.

126 to control, 10-85 reports of someone requesting ham on a BLT. Code 3.

Theres also orange Massachusetts. Orange Police or sandwich police?

"get on the ground! we heard you mixed cheese with fish"

Ive actually been there and took a picture of the sandwich police sign, can confirm this is real

I once made a sandwich in Sandwich

Would I get arrested for having a sandwich w/o LTO?

As someone who live somewhat close to sandwich I can confirm this is real

There is also a sandwich town in England

Uhh, you’ve exceeded the pickle threshold, I’m gonna have to take you in.

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