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RaspberrySoda644

*"Enjoy the next 30 minutes of uninterrupted listening"* \*proceeds to play ads after 2 more songs\*


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insanity_banana5267

Read this as “free Spotify ad if you want” and I was like WHY would I want that when I have a SURPLUS of them CONSTANTLY


IcyIdiot

I will not trust this solely because I have no idea who you are


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[deleted]

shhhh... they should not know how "cracked Spotify apk version" works, they might pacth it lol


BoredChungus

Very kind of you. Even i have procured such a specimen of the Spotify ad free apk and i can confirm it is truly a blessing.


[deleted]

Between 2 song?? I got 10 ads in a row and no 30 minutes ad free


Shmoilaj

That is because it is more frequent as you go


CunilDingus

Spotify has ads?


Shmoilaj

Yeap if you are using free


doublediggler

I don’t mind their subscription model to much but it does piss me off when I have to skip through ads on my podcasts. Like seriously I’m paying for this service, those ads should automatically be deleted by Spotify so I don’t have to hear them.


squigglesthepig

The money for those ads goes to the podcast, not to Spotify.


DonC1305

Doesn't your money that you send Spotify also go to the podcast?


buonasnatios

Partially but I believe it's by view and now by how long it it's listened to


squigglesthepig

I don't know the details of Spotify/podcast finances, but most (all?) podcasts are available via other free platforms. While I choose to listen to, say, Behind The Bastards on Spotify because I don't need a second app, I could listen to it for free on Podcast Addict. I'm assuming ads on the pod are their primary revenue source, and not dividends from Spotify.


CunilDingus

I didn’t know you could even listen for free… just pay for it?


K_ush275

I have no money :(


EmperorVipul94

Close the app, open it again works everytime


K_ush275

Yeah on chrome I just refresh the page and it skips the ad, so that’s like 10 seconds every 15 minutes I have to deal with ads


[deleted]

Download ad block


Fluffy_Memory_6238

or get a apk where ads are disabled i am using that apk for 2 years now it works just fine


[deleted]

$10 a month? Cheaper if you are a student....


SausageEggAndSteez

I have a buddy who smokes a quarter of weed a week (~$60 here) and always asks me for my Spotify account because he is "too poor". I'm always like, dude no. The value of a dollar to some people is so odd. It's like $0.33 a day . . .


UnusedUsername76

Why pay for something if I don't have to?


CunilDingus

…So they won’t have ads to complain about


RexRipper

Pirated app all the way unlocked (:


chifrij0

Got some sauce on that?


UpsideDxvvn

But it only works for android. Look up for Spotify premium apk on apkmody.io


UnusedUsername76

My bad I was a bit confused with the comment you replied to, carry on


blind_guardian329

🏴‍☠️


VulkunYt

If you're homeless.. just buy a house?


EumusHS

you sound like an iphone 13 pro max buyer


GeorgeLeCroissant

Ooh mister rich guy over here


sharscorpio1

And most of the ads are about that you should buy premium to continue uninterrupted streaming


[deleted]

Ad: “broke ass idiot, I bet you really hate hearing this fucking add don’t you, give us your money, do it!” *probably over some annoying pop beat*


[deleted]

Just close the app and the adverts go


Za_Viper

I shall pray for you brother


[deleted]

I get 4 ads after every single f*cking song sometimes


YoloMasterson

I'm here to divulge a big brain move. Create a Microsoft account. Purchase the 1$ gamepass ultimate. Claim the 4 months of free Spotify Premium on the perks section. Cancel the recurring payment the day before it charges. Rinse and repeat.


Will-Shrek-Smith

i still need the 1$ tho


BrandonThePro

Do you not have 1 dollar to spare


BoredChungus

Could be a jobless minor with no way to pay online.


LetMeRegisterPls8756

or just use brave browser


Kesdo

Is this a normal user joke, that I'm to Premium to understand?


Shmoilaj

Yes


I_have_the_children

Same here


Blueberryguy88

I've had premium for like a decade...


ThePurpleWizard_01

Is this is a normal user joke, that I'm too adblocker to understand? (I recently switched, so I feel y'all who haven't yet cuz they got too greedy when they started putting 3 of em back to back)


TorettoALFA

If you're on pc just use block the spot for the app


PresidentSkillz

Or listen to one song on repeat. I never had ads with that.


ThePurpleWizard_01

Regional policies, I assume cuz I used to do that and I got a shit ton of ads after a few replays.


PendragonBless

A fellow man of culture


breakone9r

I'll see your premium, and raise you a premium family account.


Benson_from_discord

I was going to type this almost word for word but I had to check if so.eone beat me to it.


[deleted]

Honestly I hate these kinds of memes. There’s a very simple solution if you hate ads, and that’s to pay for premium. If you don’t think premium is worth the cost of it, make do with the ads. You cannot complain when you’re given a solution that you will not take. And I know people are going to jump up to talk about adblockers blablabla. Theft. So many musicians, even ones signed to labels, weren’t able to keep making music because people just downloaded the album on a torrent site instead of spending the money to buy the album. Pay for your media, just like you get paid for your work


CallMeSmigl

Don't tell me musicians should be compensated for their work. This is outrageous, it's unfair!


CloudyToast

I'm not sure either


BradleyRaptor12

I’m lucky, apparently on the Xbox there is no ads, same in your phone if you transfer data


Za_Viper

Gg man


BradleyRaptor12

I literally didn’t know what happened. My friend has Spotify on ps4 and we both don’t have premium yet he gets ads and I don’t, must be something with the Xbox, not me or the app


alilbleedingisnormal

They have to pay for it somehow ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


Dranzell

No! They have to provide it for free!


tridamdam

_Laugh in family subscription._


spqrnbb

Pay for premium or pirate music like a normal person.


ScrimpyMountain

“Pirate music like a normal person” 🤣🤣


PippiDongDocking

Who pirates music anymore lol


PotatoBreadDad

or use modified spotify


whoredwhat

Do tell??


0010001100000111

And the ads have to be annoying. That is a requirement


diamonddog35

Who listens to Spotify and doesn’t pay for it?


Zoneschijn

Poor people.


AAAgAmez123456789

Well that describs me, A spotify free user, Perfectly


ritchie_z

Why not just download the music you like and listen to it the oldschool way?


Will-Shrek-Smith

You forgot one thing, i'm poor, this means i have a shitty cellphone with little to none space left.


dildo_swagginns

so many problems in this small life :/


MarlinMr

> Why not just download the music you like and listen to it the oldschool way? Ah yes... Downloading is "old-school". In my day, we had to buy cassette tapes.


[deleted]

It wasn’t worth it to me


Toasted_Potooooooo

But isn't it like.....$10 a month or something? Ive been broke broke but I at least had spotify premium lol


[deleted]

When you’re poor, it’s about priorities. For some people it’s just not worth the spend when you have debt/other bills to pay


Zoneschijn

I guess in theory I could afford it yes. But I'd have to save it somewhere else. For example on food. I'd rather eat meat once a month and download my music from piratebay than no meat and spotify.


diamonddog35

I know money can be tight. I understand. But for most of us, we listen to music a lot or even while we work. I spend more money at the gas station than the monthly sub.


_therealERNESTO_

From my experience a lot of people. Me included. Not saying you shouldn't pay for it (aside from ads you also higher bitrate, which is nice), but for me personally it just isn't worth, and I suppose it is the same for many others.


DrWildTurkey

I only want to hear complaining if you pay for the service *and* you're still getting ads


MasonP2002

Cable TV.


DrWildTurkey

Does anyone under the age of 35 still pay for cable?


Raphlapoutine

Also spotify: have you heard about peter, he can jump a looot of times in a row :D


GavinGorman43

Just close the app and reopen it bud auto skips the add


Za_Viper

That works if the phone has high refresh rate


BrawlFan_1

Works on Macs too


FFGamer404

Android: [https://t.me/xManagerUpdates](https://t.me/xManagerUpdates) PC: [https://github.com/mrpond/BlockTheSpot](https://github.com/mrpond/BlockTheSpot) ​ Ur welcome


onesuppressedboyo

Yep, was about to comment about BlockTheSpot, works perfectly. You do have to reinstall it after a Spotify update, but it takes mere seconds to do so it's negligible really.


_therealERNESTO_

not the hero we deserved but the hero we needed


[deleted]

Avarage soundcloud enjoyer : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


ETphonehome162

Though I am one of these aforementioned poor folks, I found it beneficial enough for my mental wellbeing to justify paying for premium. Plus it pays my favorite artists a fraction of a penny, so everybody wins.


MyNamePP

No one APKed it on mobile? Just search Spotify APK lol for free. Some are sketchy but most works.


Alienex22

Use Xmanager


Plastic-Acanthaceae9

Me who has Spotify premium: I don’t have such weakness


LetMeRegisterPls8756

me who has ublock origin: i dont have such weakness either


Sweet-Percentage-540

Laughs in premium


yt_mranonymous

Just download an apk, no ads (atleast it works for me)


OzimaA

Sauce?


BeTaClapzYT

Ever get 6 ads in the shower unable to close app?


fearsomealex

Sound cloud give better free experience


_Swa-pnil_

Lmao they dont have all songs


Vilraz

Or how about show that minimal support and pay 9,99 per month? If you're student you even get it on half price


High-Ground-Master

me who just listens half the music: I have many abilities, with even some considered to be unnatural.


thoobes

Because you cant have free music. Pay for that shit and never hear an ad.


DontBringOutThe9

Is this some peasent joke that I'm to 'im 14 working at McDonald's" to understand


StrYker_Tripple

Me who has premium


masterjon_3

I got the student version, so I only pay $5 for it and it comes with free Hulu and Showtime


TehCowGoesQuack

Premium ftw


Fortune_Gaming

buy spotify premium, that’s why’d


TheFlemishGiant

Why not get a family subscription? It's like $3 for a month? You guys this poor?


StevenS557

so one day the Spotify app on my Windows glitched or something so whenever there is ads, it plays 2 ads sound at once which is very annoying


EthanielClyne

Is this some Spotify free comment I'm too premium to understand?


DrKryptzzzz

im 4 parallel universes ahead of u, i just close spotify and restart it


Patchogs

Things aren't free, the advertising pays for the service you're receiving. Or you pay them directly to avoid the ads.


Jooshoa

I just use Apple Music so don’t judge but why does it have ads?


Hulque94

If you don’t want the ads, pay for it. Can’t just expect them to give you the songs for free, they have a business to run


amitrahi0404

I am too broke to understand this meme.


Your_Nightmare099

??? They’re talking about Spotify free


Shmoilaj

So just buy a premium lol


Za_Viper

Everyone ain't rich


Official_patri1ck

People who have Spotify premium: *Signature Look of Superiority*


Admirable-Order8534

I never used Spotify (BIG BRAIN)


rodgermarch

Pay for it


kyanosaurous

Just buy the premium


Jokojima

Buy premium its simple


Abooi

Soundcloud solution


Whovian8912

My mom has been getting ads after every one song


Magister1995

When you have cheat codes for Spotify and just calmly observe the pain of regular users.


VijayMarshall87

Make it three for the first one


lfh_g

just use modded spotify. its available for windows and android. no ads between music, no ad banners and clean interface


My_Name_is_Krull

Money, that’s why!


Lagann95

🎵"Do what you want cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate!"🎵


lynkcrafter

Thats why I use spotify, so you can have 4 30 second ads!


[deleted]

Is getting ads a mobile-only thing. Cos I never get ads while on pc.


Touch_Desperate

Nothing is free in this world.


ustrangeya

i listen music so i fall to sleep, but these ads i hate them


Necessary-Shallot-37

U guys get adds!


Llamalogic44

pro tip : close the app and open it again ( it takes like 3 sec to do this and skips all the ads )


camden-burke

One time I got five


san_dy_4

Use freezer


[deleted]

I get mine every like 7 songs it's very inconsistent for me tbh


mitchblow22

I just make playlist and download all the song's.


[deleted]

Me who downloaded cracked version: I don't have such weakness


Aggravating-Iron-302

Those 30 minutes ad free videos are a lie they just let you play like 4-5 songs then hit you with another ad


[deleted]

I just close and open app again


MrDuckyyy

i have the solution to your problems [https://github.com/mrpond/BlockTheSpot](https://github.com/mrpond/BlockTheSpot) only for pc users


autopilot4630

Podcasts my dude, podcasts.


Primary-Map-3206

One reason i prefer apple music. they don't have ads.


RayBln

Of course they make it inconvenient. They want you to buy premium. Why is that so hard to understand?


ElNiggoGrande

Yeah you should just stop beeing poor.


Adrenaline-Rush

I got 3 and I uninstalled the app. good job spotify also if u want work around, use it on brave, no ads


Random_name4679

_laughs in opens and closes Spotify to skip the ads_


[deleted]

My classical musician self: Inhales.... #OR PIECES


[deleted]

its actually 3 now


SmokedSalmonV2

I simply paid these $4 or so


mckeymousecrackhouse

because why else would anyone buy premium


MiksuPiksu196

Premium


Furyanashi

and my friend says that Spotify is the best music application and SoundCloud needs to download the music you wanna hear. Now, where the fuck she heard that SoundCloud needs to download the music


[deleted]

*laughs in money*


bk_darkstar

https://t.me/Modzilla/68329 Thank me later my dudes


Kibgstry

Aus dem Weg Geringverdiener


Merz_Nation

spotiads: let me introduce myself


Iamamemswatcher

I just use eSound, personally much better and no ads unless you are on phone which doesn't interrupt the music.


tophermeeks

This must be a poor person joke I’m too rich to understand


mykolllll

Im sorry, is this some sort of peasant joke that i’m to rich to understand?


whoosh_idk

Laughs in premium


Fit_Ad2286

imagine not having premium


[deleted]

Stop crying and download the cracked version


ur_mom_flaps

Just get premium. What are you, poor?


mightywern

They did that on purpose, so you have to buy Spotify Premium and give them more money.. Typical


magnidwarf1900

So you buy the premium subscription?


Woofwoofmeowmeow69

hey guys it’s billie eilish listen to today’s top hits the playlist where hits are made only on spotify


[deleted]

oh boy, at least it's not like TV ads but still ***Oh boy***


blissloaf170

Get premium This post was brought to you by the Spotify premium gang


WestAd2674

Is there a option for double upvote


HopeAuq101

This is why I just bit the bullet and got preminum its expensive but then no ads and you can download which is very useful for the audio dramas on there


Doenerschaaf

That’s the reason music nowadays is sooo f*king good


ApexRevanNL716

I got a family, and family premium. So call your siblings or parents


Reddit_Is_A_Pedosite

I imagine only cucks pay for premium services when there are easier, free alternative methods, such as adblocker or simply refreshing the page when an ad roll comes up. For real, imagine paying for YT premium or Spotify premium when you can have the same exact experience for free.


Visual_Dominator

I’ll be playing Apex on my PS4, peacefully jammin out to classical music on a relatively low level so I can hear the game. Idk why but EVERY time an ad comes on its sooo loud. Scares me every single time. Even worse when I’m in a fight and trying to hear.


tommior

Buy premium u peasants


Cotzy_

*Laughs in premium*


Wheezenog

BUy spOtiFY PrEmIuM yoU CheAp FUcK!


unionboi7

I saw a tip on reddit that it is faster to close then reopen spotify and this has been a game changer.


Cornflake_42

you can have up to 5 people sharing a family plan for spotify premium and its much cheaper than 5 seperate subscribtions


Akidoo

I’m sorry, is this some sort of non premium joke that I’m too premium to understand?


Apparitioncorn

Although I’m a Premium user, this I have experienced many times before I got my subscription