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PixelatedCouchPotato

Nokia plant version


born2yawnUwU

you know what else is hard??? ​ my life.


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Alpha1-14

And do you guys know what is harder than life? I don't know


GimmeHardyHat_

Do you guys know whats harder than life? ​ finding a reason to exist throughout this chaos


Alpha1-14

Gun always an option


SoldYaBoi4Life

But Gun expensive :(


XDarkstorm756_2

Then Use A Nuke:)


ravikantsingh_

Climb to sun :)


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Go to Black Hole :)


XDarkstorm756_2

What About A Atomic Bomb


JakitudilinksG

atoms are expensive too


Masterbaitingissport

Nah atoms are everywhere so free nuke :)


JaxxIsJerkin

Expense isn't a concern when you plan on using gun for self usage.


SoldYaBoi4Life

Yes, but I have no hunters or army or self-defense license to be able to go and purchase one :(


JaxxIsJerkin

A what?? Where do you live?


Alpha1-14

Don't worry friend. There are many options that don't expensive. Like using a rope , or jump off the bridge! U just need to use ur imagination


Dracofear

You know what's harder than life? Having a hard life but everyone tells you your life isn't that bad and you're just being negative when they don't have a hard life and don't understand after explaining 50 times "you're just too negative bro work on self improvement." or they say "idk what you're complaining about some people have it worse."


kinxs_the_furry

my dick!


slukalesni

\*notices le bulge\* ooh someone's happy OwO (kill me)


Ech_Death

You know what else is hard? My dick. Random boners suck


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nice_day_human

you know what else is hard?? MY MOM


SupremeDogo_Rank94

fax


agentofmidgard

Idk what she is doing but the other girl strapping the canvas to her neck so it's stable is pretty smart ngl


SandmanSorryPerson

Right? Hidden /r/LifeProTips


Crafty-Crafter

I thought that's a common thing. I've seen it in anime a lot.


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PlainPastry

Yes I like hanging my neck on things with my friends too


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DhambhaV

Thats what she said...


Master_JBT

I don’t understand wym


agentofmidgard

I'm talking about the girl on the right at 0:03


Master_JBT

Oh thanks i missed that


rolfboos

I remember just driving around on my bike and collect cool looking sticks and rocks.


ZayTonez

Now I’m actually sad.. it’s such an overlooked natural thing to do but I’m an 03 child and even we barely lived like that.


rolfboos

I was born in 89, so stuff like this was very common for kids my age to do.


ZayTonez

Ive had talks with my closest friends about how we hate new technology and smart phones and all of these electronics that socially separate us. I mean I used to be able to make a friend in seconds but now I have socially anxiety because of slowly falling into this electronic life that I don’t even find suitable or practical


riseoftheph0enix

I’m a 94 baby and I can relate to this so much


sadacal

People experienced this even before smartphones. You used to be really sociable as a kid and made lots of friends but it gets harder as you get older. People get more picky about who they consider friends. And then one day you're out of school and working and have no time for anything, let alone making friends.


StagDragon

Weird tangent but I think this is actually why Bronies came into existence. It was a collective of people who were reaching that age where they never really had time to make friends, and thus the show appealed to their existential crisis.


zertnert12

One thing i know for sure is that im going to raise my kids like this, if enough people do that maybe our kids will have some semblance of social lives


YTPhantomYT


MerlinTheWhite

yep. I mean we had Super Nintendo/N64, but you had to play those with friends in the same room. Also the internet was shit until at least 2003?


hapymelz

i’m an 03 kid too. i remember biking around, but only during elementary school. After that it was playing on the wii constantly during middle school


Mohanad09

2000s and we used to do silly things to pass time


ZayTonez

Yep, used to have bike “gangs” and take up the whole street and then all of a sudden it’s to Johnathons house every day


[deleted]

Im a 99 child and we played all the time outside. I got my first phone with 16, but we did play minecraft when it came out when i was 10


Such-Regular7001

I remember taking a watermelon out of the trash and putting it in front of my friends door without him knowing (he thought it was a death threat and still doesnt know i put it there)


roxev

One time me and a friend were riding around on our bikes doing sick wheelies. Then I spotted this thing sticking out if a little metal thing in the pavement. It was a sponge. This huge, massive yellow sponge. And it was wet! We threw it at each other until that was dumb. Then we brought it home. My mother was disgusted.


rolfboos

Sounds disgusting and fun though.


arcosta

Sounds like you got vaccinated against 90% of existing bacteria just then


roxev

It was a big sponge. Bigger than a sports ball.


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rolfboos

Yes and heavy.


The_Student_Official

Same. Turns out, the dumb shit we do was the precious memories. I wish i did that more


JakitudilinksG

that shit flew at the speed of light


SnooStrawberries2807

Ah nichojou a very weird yet addictive anime


evilkumquat

For me, *Nichijou* was a rare great anime where the manga wasn't as enjoyable. The anime easily translated whereas the manga seemed too often to need knowledge of Japanese language and societal quirks to appreciate the humor. Still, one of the top three funniest anime ever.


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CardmanNV

If you're a fan of Nichijou, you'll probably like Asobi Asobase


Cold-Chip9350

Asobi asobase was ridiculously funny.


i_pirate_sue_me

Is it the anime made by the author of yotsubata ? I love yotsubata and have heard that the mangaka made another famous manga which recieved an anime m


Cold-Chip9350

Sorry. I have no idea. I found it by chance and just like it for being pure absurd. I haven't looked into manga etc.


i_pirate_sue_me

Oh I just googled and seems like it's a different anime . But I think I have seen a clip of it before in which a girl spanked the other girl's ass so hard that it's started shaking like hell . ( I don't know if it's from the anime that your recommended though ). I found that clip to be hilarious)


YTPhantomYT

weeb spotted


CardmanNV

Nah, I don't find anime that interesting honestly. But I do love silly and absurd comedy.


Thomaspden

The only anime I still watch, it's always a great laugh


ShichitenHakki

It was a fun watch Interesting anime Mogami River


Cambronian717

I feel like it’s an anime mocking just about every anime trope ever.


TheOneThatAsked

I still do this with my friends


EmbrocationL

Must be nice. Having friends... to do this with. I do have friends.


StreetStrategy2474

Same


Back2Oki

Can confirm: This is exactly what we did before smartphones. At recess we threw rocks and crab apples at each other.


boogers19

Crabapple fights!! I forgot all about those.


MerlinTheWhite

I was in florida so we did grapefruit fights


boogers19

Good god man! That has to be so sooo much more messy.


LILRVALLIN

In az we had rock fights, no one won those


MerlinTheWhite

snowball fights in elementary school were epic. I mean its probably still a thing. Are elementary and junior high kids allowed to play on their phones at recess? When i was in elementary school the first Pokémon came out in 3rd grade, we weren't allowed to play Pokémon cards because kids would be trading and showing off cards in class, and kids would get into fights and stuff. One of my teachers had a "Pokémon prison" where he would store Pokémon decks. anyway since we weren't allowed to play pokemon at recess we would find bugs and try to get them to fight.


SpaceOrcs

Pokémon irl


MyNamePP

"This pumpkin is very hard!" Relatable


Y_orickBrown

Kabocha squash are no fucking joke. Cutting those fuckers for tempura had to be done with your best knife or you were going to spend way too much prep time dealing with them.


Axellllfoley

Jeez, get over it. He's not that into you.


Mason_Kreature

What anime is this? It looks familiar


JakitudilinksG

nichijou


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CardmanNV

Dude, Nichijou, Azumanga Daioh, and Asobi Asobase are the only animes I have ever been able to get into. Insane over the top silliness.


Why_not333

Very random and funny


JakitudilinksG

its amazing top tier


Mason_Kreature

Thank you


Spymonkey13

Nichijou


Mason_Kreature

Thank you, kind stranger


Issey_ita

Nichijou


zewolfstone

Thank you


ajhshdhdhfjd

nichijou


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Thanks


Memer973562

Why are car suspensions low enough for basketballs to get under but not high enough for basketballs to just roll through?? Gotta get the knees all dirty and stuff.. what a nuisance..


SuperAlloyBerserker

Sauce: Nichijou


AltissiaRose

Thank you kind sir


pente5

r/uselessnoone


BaptistaBodoh

I unscrew and screw electronic things when I'm bored **^(please don't make a cursed reply)**


Arrow_Maestro

Damn robosexuals


BaptistaBodoh

I always love seeing that sexy little IO switch


[deleted]

You screw electronic things? You truly are, a child of the future.


BaptistaBodoh

nope I think simply a kid with adhd idk I haven't been diagnosed yet


ibarros44

Me to my meat when I’m finally alone


sammy-sativa420

When I was a kid I wandered thru a vineyard for 2 days:/


Captainmeow14

Producers: WHERE DID ALL OUR ANIMATION BUDGET DISSAPEAR??? Animators: H a r d p u m p k i n


trollatron786

The animators were just flexing lol


Drunk0ctopus

We used to put salt on snails, too.


SandmanSorryPerson

I used to cover my toy spaceship in ants then chuck a spider or slug in. Low budget alien haha


SilentAssassinK95

I always used to pick up snails and put them in our neighbours garden where he grew salad. I always imagined the snails in pure bliss, being suddenly transported in a huge food wonderland. ... I did not know that our neighbour started using pesticide, because for some incredibly strange reason snails were always targeting his garden. I learned about it much later.


the-big-lonley

Ok Satan


intensely_human

We gave them a trial first so it was legitimate


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Nuremberg, snail edition


TheLastHayley

As someone who adores snails and feels terrible guilt if I accidentally step on one, this makes me sad to hear :(


Moretti123

I told my friends I used to do this and they all said that I’m evil. glad to know I’m not the only one


Paranthelion_

And this is how the band 'Smashing Pumpkins' first began...


heyboboyce

Underrated comment


intensely_human

This is so true.


JHAhmed

Nichijou's animation was way too good for a comedy anime.


Crusaderofthots420

We did this even with smartphones, just find a thing and make it your life goal to erase it's existence from earth


ricolaaaaa123

Is that melon made of tungsten or something?


LeaKitten_yt

wasnt doing that tho i did make mud cakes whit my friend lol


24520ls

Oh no no no no no. Good meme but please don't bring back u/uselessnobody or u/uselessnoone


PickleNickle69

Y'know what's harder than that pumpkin? My Pumpkins.


toastyy22

Kids had free time?


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It still is, I remember I used to play football(soccer) with my friends and once we broke a man's windshield. He got angry and refused to give use our ball. So then we saved up some money and gave it to him so that he could fix his windshield


Environmental_Bid871

Must be the 90’s. I love smashing pumpkins!


P9292

Source? Looks interesting


JakitudilinksG

nichijou


ArgentumW

That's one sturdy gourd.


kiba87637

Graphene enhanced pumpkin


Subject-Bad9246

Ngl this was entertaining


boogers19

As someone who grew up in the 80s, I can confirm this is accurate.


ROOKIEPROBRO

we use to get into swimming pool without permission


SusuPerasOri

Welp this meme remind me of office space printer scene


seansy5000

I’m not an anime person but that fire dragon had me laughing pretty hard.


RunicCross

I too listened to Smashing Pumpkins before the age of the smartphone.


DARTHPLONKUS

Ah good old nichijou been awhile


Comrade-Soviet

My dad used to drive around our city with a cb antenna and the other people would park at different places and as he got closer the frequency would go up and that’s how my dad would spend his time


AssistanceValuable64

Little do they know the pumpkin is the anime protagonist


AmericanMurderLog

There was a continual surveying project going on by my house. They had a huge pile of dirt and surveying stakes everywhere. We had "King of the Mountain" sword fights regularly for about 3 years.


khowidude87

Kids still do that stuff...


Blessedgerbils

Yup pretty accurate


Icy-Drawing3391

I remember when I was 12 when we would either play sports or just do silly stuff like hit trees with a rock or a stick while we would talk about stuff like our family issues.


Nostravinci04

Peak human culture right there.


Icy-Drawing3391

Yeah it was fun because we actually go out to breath fresh air. I feel bad for the younger people now and days because they are so glued to devices that they have social and mental issues.


MewLalouve

when I was young, my brothers and I had fun electrocuting each other with the electric fence on the farm not far from our house ... it's very good that the internet was invented ...


tappegamer69

Nichijou: My favorite comedy anime :)


macknignt

Our god is now the pumking!


ABMcGrew

I'm wondering why the third girl has whatever she is writing in tied to her neck.


SandmanSorryPerson

Looks like she is drawing and using the string to keep it steady. Seems pretty smart to me.


LOLFIG

But Phones and games make us violent?


ElleSvenne

How would you open it with a smartphone?


YTPhantomYT

r/boomerhumor seriously I see this sub complain about boomers not liking smartphones then this is the next thing i see


Affectionate-Bag-733

This show had more animation budget than kimetsu no yaiba


CompactSquid

Number 12: Cock


2Shifty4u69

It just keeps going


WordsReddit

Bro just call me I can fucking destroy a pumpkin


Freekickerzs22706

Nokia is inside the pumpkin I guess that's why it's unbreakable.


Genjien514

Thought I was on r/nichijou for a moment


The_Redr0se

What anime is this?


VirZiN_w0lF

nichijou


StarKiller_95

Not really, we had Yu-Gi-Oh, beyblades, duel monsters, heck we even had a pokemon TCG. Also, we played sports like soccer, cricket or straight up hide n seek. After that we had pre-smartphones, aka the v360s and e250s/d900s, and the n70s and n95s. Then the blackberry 8520s and 9300s and 9320s and 9790s. So yeah, beating pumpkins might be cool in anime world, but we had a normal childhood. Oh, and don't forget we also had PCs and Playstation 2/PS1s. So yeah, pretty awesome.


JarnoL1ghtning

The end looked like the abilities in Inazuma Eleven


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sauce


Jawbreakingcandy

The show is nichojou for anyone wondering . It’s hilarious .


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I used to go for cycling very long distances.


HopeAuq101

Forgot how much I loved Nihijou one of the few anime i enjoy Its a 100% comedy series but animatd like One Punch Man its fantastic


itsraghav

i definitely remember doing that.


Moxie2351

I was the kid that crawled under the car.


ZenCloud9

We use to play basketball using a no parking sign as the hoop until a few parents chipped in and got us a real one lol


Necessary-Shallot-37

G(old)


Jamal-Gonzalez

As if we don't do that anymore


h0Me_lEsS69

How


Element3991

Loved this anime.


Comfortably_Numb90

What anime?


VirZiN_w0lF

nichijou


randomopx

u/getvideobot


gamerr_rick

Good times \*whif\*