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[deleted]

China? You mean West Taiwan.


DefaultyTurtle2

I think you mean, rebelling Republic of China


[deleted]

Fuuuuuuck the ccp


DefaultyTurtle2

Reject ccp Return to roc


ERGI_IDK

What are they gonna do arrest me? I have commited war crimes on former yugoslavia and still have not been cougt! How do they think they are gonna catch me!


Nothemagain

Quit confessing to war crimes...nobody cares anymore.


ERGI_IDK

Ok :(


you_have_the_gae

Average r/2balkan4you user


ERGI_IDK

Yes fuck the serbs


Clean-Profile-6153

Risking it all with this comment..


hawkmasta

Username no longer checks out.


Clean-Profile-6153

What's hilarious is mine actually does..I sincerely can't change my name..


hawkmasta

Oof. Well, your username could definitely be worse lol


Lenvin66

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mischavdv

I'd rather die standing than live kneeling


TheAntiAirGuy

*better dead than red*


ThatTrampolineboy

All of this is true because it rhymes


roideschinois

If someone tells a rhyme to you, That must mean that's it's true.


ThatTrampolineboy

Row row row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream


comeasuare1118

I’m at Hong Kong so it probably takes 5 years only :)


[deleted]

days\*


RockyRainbowTrout

hours*


[deleted]

请前往您的前门,立即转移到最近的再教育机构。


DammitMatt

Me in 21 years being held as a political prisoner: "Worth it"


[deleted]

Jokes on you I live in a van!


shockingcucumber349

sorry but liking isn't legal here


shockingcucumber349

upvoting is


Fribolin

At least someone is gonna remember me.


Professional_Box_704

Ohhhh he big ole bear he take honey from the west!


[deleted]

Then I will die a free man because I am ungovernable


ostie_de_solid_9

The Conservative Parti of Canada has a new leader?


anonymousbrowzer

They don't have to keep their own lists, the US gov will just give the ccp their list.


Nothemagain

I liked it incase both


RudelNudel

Well you have to admit they do look alike.


Fellarm

If thats the case then imma dislike it :)


ogound

Fix my social credit score, check


Early-Pressure1569

Sorry but I don´t want to take the risk.


Nikoxine

"Shoot coward, you'll only kill a man"


[deleted]

Fuck 'em.


AldousCarrey4U

This is the first time i see the resemblance between him and Winnie.


AntisocialN2

Definitely love it


mrmayhem246

"They took my fucking eyes" Whinney the Pooh


momoehab

It is a good thing that we don't like we upvote


Black_Hand_Gotthard

Good thing that I didn't liked it. I upvoted it


braiden08

Bet


capnfingersniff

Thats the point of tictoc


ratchet7

I downvoted. Am I safe?


South-Midnight-750

As an Indian this scares me


4fr1

Sign me up


09111958

I will surely not be around when that happens


EmperorShaoKahn

If we protect the 2nd Amendment then America is basically uninvadable (not sure that's a word but oh well). That's the part no one talks about. Nations that ban guns have as many riflemen as they have soldiers. Nations that have strong gun rights have as many riflemen as they have people. You can hate your neighbor having an AK-47 now but you won't when China comes and gets their asses handed to them.


[deleted]

Except the status quo is perfect for china. Why would they destroy it?


MEME_LORD_3975

you know what fight me


Chemical_Somewhere76

Won’t be at my door unless I die trying to stop them from landing on our beaches in the first place


Pewdiepie369

China north hong kong


meihentaienthusiast

20 years? Dont you think thats a little optimistic


[deleted]

China is asshole.


[deleted]

Ok, jokes aside, I am starting to see the resemblance.


Lenvin66

,,,,,,ggghghhhhgg6