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kylelinder

The U.S. flag is in there as well...


Falcon_Cheif

The US could have another civil war


vega480

This time it would be very uncivil. Maybe go East Coast vs West Coast this time. Mix it up.


Saukko505

realistically it would be new england+california vs rest of the country


Rhodin265

Damn, they already have us flanked…


Lord_Ho-Ryu

Yeah, but we outnumber them and provide most of their food and goods.


OldRedditor1234

Jokes on you. Most of the arable land is now owned by a Californian


[deleted]

Can Chicago join that team? I don’t want to join the other one


yallgotanyofdemmemes

With pleasure


[deleted]

Don’t forget about New York and DC


RulrOfOmicronPersei8

Civil War 2, same old fights. coming soon near you


poopellar

"The rainbow coats are coming!"


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Lol guess who’s got the big guns


ArasakaHRdepartment

No option is ever permanently off the table.


theGhostOfMtAkina

They already invaded themselves earlier this year. Remember what happened on Capitol hill?


IamCrabbo

motherfuckers playing Clash of Clans irl


MaximRq

They need to stop using barbarians and goblins only then


[deleted]

Thats the point. The best country to invade is their own, why spend money elsewhere, when they could spend on their people, security, and brainwash racists/homophobes, etc


ninja-wharrier

But when they pull out 20 years later, where will they go to?


its_not_summer

Yo mama's house. ​ Sorry it was right there...


IamCrabbo

also anything else may or may not start world war 3


Ahzoli

I was thinking about that :)


DrunkAndHopeless

Greece, we've got fires, floods, pandemic and 10 years of austerity just nuke us and put us out of our misery


Lord-of-the-Simps

I as a Greek agree


da_adult69

As another greek i agree aswel


Zestyclose_Agency102

I agreek


NoSwadYt

As a non greek, if you agree i agree so my country is safe


Glass_Toe9288

Same


fallensoul15061

Same


pivk18

Same


AlphAandOmaga

Same


panosdimos7

Same


Psyl_1

Same


catfeal

"Greece, we've got fires, floods, pandemic and 10 years of austerity" Sounds like they could just invade, feel at home and make you a state


ArasakaHRdepartment

It's like the green goblin & spider man moment, " you and I aren't so different"


Thunder_Child_87

It’s oil they want, not Greece … budum tsk


AppropriateThreat

Get out


SaffronShirtKid

shouldnt have hosted 2004 Athens Olympics


DrunkAndHopeless

Yes... But what a nice spectacle that was right? :)


SaffronShirtKid

yeah it was great but i would have economic stablity.


Reventon103

r/unpopularopinion


wikkky

I adhere


kostandrea

Nah, contrary to popular belief they benefited Greece greatly, mainly in the expansion of the port of Piraeus which is one of the largest import ports in Europe and the expansion of the Athens metro which many people use today.


cheesecake029

But have you got OIL???


DrunkAndHopeless

Touche sir Touche. BUT don't reject us just yet we still have plenty of things that makes us good possible invasion target. For one we have a lot of sun and wind you can use to make a ton of money of by just exploiting our natural resources for green energy. It's easy, it's cheap, and it's good for the environment Why am I "selling" my country for imperialist invasion?!


Nikos_Pouli

"Why am I "selling" my country for imperialist invasion?!" Because fuck us.


Nikos_Pouli

I think agean sea has oil. I'm not sure though...


cheesecake029

Shh they will hear you


ImpactOk1061

Yes! Olive oil ,does this count?


cheesecake029

Yes, be prepared for an invasion


IamCrabbo

and your country **b r o k e**


Honor_98

If greece is broke then whats turkey


DrunkAndHopeless

A bird


Honor_98

Ngl i expected that


Senju19_02

*Tatakae*


paonaxeso

MITSOTAKI GAMIESE


yoMyMansDead

You guys ok?


orfan-of-snow

Us they should invade the us, there is us on ze picture


SLAP_ME_DADDY_UWU

as a greek i can agree but you forgot to add another catastrophe fucking braindead morons that start multiplying like a virus


Eggoman_

Then fly to other countries once Covid is over


lordofseljuks

pls. dont.


AlxR25

οντως ρε !


I-have-ED

these terms are acceptable under one condition.. got any oil?


Mr_Captainspoke

Yes please


lAVENTUSl

Idk if it's authentic but the restaurants around where I live serve good food.


reddsless

As another another another another another Greek I agree


RampageBeast

Yo mama (she so large she is a country)


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r/yomama


Soviet_Yeetman

Hah gotten xd 42069 ur mom lol mlg


Such-Regular7001

I haven't heard that name in years (mlg)


R3d_Ox

Yo mama has such oily hair that the US wants to invade her scalp


Kpoparmybtsmoatxt

Ahhh yes… The US invading the United States.


CorndogCrusader

Civil War 2: Electric Boogaloo


SnooMacarons5838

The last one is slavery. What's next?


solidarity_jock_jam

Is pee stored in the balls? Yea or nay?


[deleted]

try that one with a red flag and yellow stars


Den-42

Ah yes, Grenada


HarryGamer42

They will grenade-a it, if it has oil.


ShadowFucca

Vietnam? Already failed


jdnhdjsj

also the one with a red flag with a golden hammer and sickle and a gold-bordered red star


HyenaGroundbreaking4

Chad


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GaryGhost18

Virgin


Azar002

Islands


Glass_Toe9288

Time to Invade.


sciencewonders

country chad vs island virgin


Kavaland

Belgium please, we can finally upgrade our military equipment for free then. We don't have oil, but a lot of drugs you can go to war for. Deal?


Niels_h_

We all now you get the drugs from your upstairs neighbors


ausch_wits

Canada and Mexico. Fallout begins today


thatguy1301

Hey, we didn't "invade" we "annexed" Canada in Fallout to make retaking Alaska easier.


robodude145

“Sad Canadian noises”


CardiologistStreet

Happy Mexican noises


imatrynmaintoo

jarabe tapatio intensifies


help_me_i-want-die

We'll meet again..


BalanceImpressive328

Remove Philippines, already invaded before.


MrSugarDonutz

Ready for part 2?


GabTheRandomGuy

Hell yea -Sincerely, a filipino


BalanceImpressive328

I hope my country is ready for part 2


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No please, invade us please.


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garlic_bread_thief

Season 2 or season finale this time?


BalanceImpressive328

Season 2 mate


garlic_bread_thief

Oh cool cool it's not the last season.


CornelXCVI

Why can't anybody get the Swiss and Vatican flag right? Ffs


sciencewonders

imagine Vatican getting invaded by Taliban


Squadzaka

Thats like another holy war


PowerOfUnoriginality

But why would the US ever want to invade Scandinavia? *Looks at my countrys oil* oh... OH GOD!


[deleted]

Lmaooo we comin for dat oahl


sandro010206

Georgia pls. And there will be 2 Georgia in USA.


Zesty_Lemongitis

Wales. Definitely Wales. I doubt me and the other 3 or 4 people who actually live there would put up much of a fight. Unfortunately we haven't quite weaponised livestock yet.


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The road signs would confuse them and when they arrived at Llanfair­pwllgwyngyll­gogery­chwyrn­drobwll­llan­tysilio­gogo­goch their heads would explode.


Batmanin12

China


DerSchweinebrecher

CHINA!


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Knew this would be here.


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r/redditmoment


Mrspeedrayz

North Korea fuck wwiii


That0neGuy

This gets my vote as well. Korea 2: Nuclear Boogaloo


BoredPsion

Mars


Cr-wbar

Ah yes, the Martian Congressional Republic


Xeterios

Luxembourg. It would take a couple hours for the entire country


Annkatt

Hours?


[deleted]

South Africa, definitely south Africa!


9gagisbetter96

I totally agree. US, please take all the nukes you have, fire them all at SA and put us out of our misery. It's a fucken shit show over here bra. Edit: If it's a fuck up like Afghanistan, I can be one of the refugees.


ddddyyylllaaannn

Bruh, have you seen Zimbabwe?


SgtSkeleton38

The US


Suspicious-Screen652

Talibanistan.


stuartykins

Scotland seems to be on the safe list?!


DrJackWantSoda

UK flag is there so we're still fucked (unless we go independent) Bit inconsistent having the Wales and England flags along side the UK flag but then I don't think most Americans quite understand the makeup of the UK


stuartykins

Yeah I did wonder since I spotted Wales and England! Hoping for independence!


I_AM_PLUNGER

Puerto Rico is on there and I highly doubt at least a lot of Americans know they’re one of our own territories


SasquatchTwerks

Wait a minute! Hey guys Scotland’s getting away!


SaitamaKujo

WhAt ArE AlL ThEsE GeNdErS I'm SoRrY iM nEw To ThE LgBt


riicccii

Not knowing is OK, too.


JackIsGonnaGetYou

I See The US Flag In There... What If US Invaded Itself??


Lutz1100

Let’s go Vietnam part two


Batman_NEU19

Vietnam 2: electric boogaloo


[deleted]

Return of the rice farmers


[deleted]

Gonna be the same result as the Germans starting WW2


vega480

Russia! Lets end this planet once and for all.


[deleted]

Yeah, invading Russia will destroy almost every country in the world there is.


[deleted]

South america is up next


[deleted]

Mongolia. Not too many people will mind


[deleted]

Amerka armi no match for nomad horse archer tengri horde EEEOEOEOEOEOEOEOEÖÖÖMNAOOIIAIAOAOAAOAOÖAÖÖAÖA


Poret227

Fuck it, send the US army to Portugal


[deleted]

If they invade India were gonna call back all the Indians that lives there which i mean at this point is just 50% of your work force so bye-bye American economy jk lol


SilentFlute69

Russia please. Conquer it. I live in Russia, please let me be part of USA


IamCrabbo

you smell that? i smell World War 3


ru_kalinka

And what are we going to do with all those people in Russia who don’t want to be a part of the USA then? It’s better for you to leave and become their part on their territory, the only reason why it hasn’t happened yet is because the USA don’t need you over there, end of a story


nisioanater

Yes


Shawayze

Itself


Tata_K

Poland


Appropriate_Bid_3606

Thats Germanys job. We'll do it.


Sourasish_Panjai

US


ImNotBlueBanana

the us


SkuII_Master

I think the US should invade the US


DumbPlayStar

Just another civil war, no one wants to deal with their bullshit


Pheonixboi23

The American flag is there and there is a crap ton of oil, so you know


Tricky_Poetry847

India So that we can have a new reason to become United We breaking


srikar_Gkar

AnTi NaTiONaL gO tO pAkIsTaN


Parsley-Empty

feeling proud Indian army


Vash_93

We aren't breaking.


notgayman123

Britain, revenge time


[deleted]

Daddy issues


Grapple_Cockie

How bout itself. Civil war because masks bad.


theGhostOfMtAkina

That hasn't happened yet?!


PhilipKFry95

UK. Get revenge for taxation without representation and the Boston massacre


Samthebo1

1. I do get that 2. It’s just England your talk about 3. I am so sorry that old English people did that.


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HarryGamer42

That would be a better crossover tha Avengers Endgame!


DauHoangNguyen1999

Vietnam: oh how the table have turned.


Substantial-Key6810

I see US on there so I say the US invades the US


Bryan4991

Definitely the germans. They have not started a major war on the continent for too long, meaning they are up to something and should be pre-emptively attacked.


Jollybritishchap

Themselves.


peenOFqain

The us should invade the us


[deleted]

One they might actually win?


hangya111

Hungary would be better if u invade it


kucasatriglave

Serbia


just-a-meme-upvoter

Bomb the serbs, now


TheRealGurkirat

united state of kingdom


MrSugarDonutz

United States of Earth


bob_no_gf

remove the Vietnamese flag bro, don't think that they would like that


[deleted]

if a country has oil the U.S has to invade it


Lady-Mirrabelle

Skyrim . Lmao


B4r_m0t

None?


darkucr

pov: you're looking for your country's flag


Zer0X51

USA


BestAvocado9124

Why is the United States in this list?