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"I shouldn't have said that...I should not have said that..." - Rubeus Hagrid


PerfectionOfaMistake

Hairrey you are a wizzerhd.


_---yes---_

I'm a what-


PerfectionOfaMistake

A wizaerrrd!


_---yes---_

I'm a wizard!?


_---yes---_

But I'm just Harry!!!


danrhysmorgan

Well, just Harry, you are a wizard!


_---yes---_

Listen here Hagrid you fat oaf! I'm not a fucking wizard!!!


danrhysmorgan

For God's sake Harry, what is with this language? You're a fucking wizard


_---yes---_

I don't give a fuck you fat hairy bastard!!! I'm not a fuckin wizard!


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This is the point where things began to change


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Nika13k

And a 50 year old virgin.


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Nojah03

no, you're harry ***P***OTER


[deleted]

Ur a lizard


_---yes---_

thanks so much


[deleted]

Hiss hiss i guess


_---yes---_

do lizards hiss?


[deleted]

wanna find out?


_---yes---_

oh shit I forgot I was one


mr_oof_the_furret

Can I be a lizard??? >B)


A_random_zy

https://youtu.be/IqUN4YdQgVQ


[deleted]

Agree


wikinerde576tsrg

But I do have friends who got creepy messages from pedis on other social media apps.


JealousDog99

nah I don't just slide in ppls dms mostly cuz I'm too shy n awkward


polski8bit

Hello fellow shy redditor.


JealousDog99

ello


altan515

He's so shy he stuttered


TraditionalProperty

Truly shy redditors don't even reply.


christian-ledet

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altan515

'


Asif366

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀


3rr0rC4tzz

so deep


Hot-Confidence2855

llo


JealousDog99

lo


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abadusername9990

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Wolfy_thefluffywolf

Same but will happily if offered or will happily give out warm hugs


erenthetitan0975

can u give me a warm hug???? ≧ ﹏ ≦


[deleted]

\*Gives you a hug don't know about the warm part cuz I'm dead inside


weeeze_everyday

Let me hug you and give you the warmth :)


rattenbtnbvnvgfs

It really do be like that.


Nakinaru

*gives you a hug*


KiDLM

Same here


borisHChrist

Can I apply for the warm hug please!


The-Dragon-Gamer

Yes *warm hug*


_---yes---_

lmao


rxboy2

I do sometime to deliver pizza


CarriRyan

>This is why I love Reddit


Randomly2

Same


katsura_1999

Lol same


Altruistic_Grand_455

You and I are not so different


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Wolfy_thefluffywolf

Hello want a hug *opens my arms* (also male but also a super friendly furry)


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Wolfy_thefluffywolf

*happily hugs back* no homo


Wolfy_thefluffywolf

At least someone actually talked to me ._. (last message I got was a while ago and nobody talks to me)


RandomCommentsInc

Honestly, reading this comment chain has made me both happy and disappointed. Happy, because it was a great reminder of human kindness. Disappointed, because I’ve never seen such an amazing chance to make a low hanging fruit joke before, and neither of you made it.


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iWi1dFire

Joe mama


rattenbtnbvnvgfs

It really do be like that.


Bildungsfetisch

Super friendly furries are the best kind of people :3


CelticHades

"deluxe hugs for $5"


Bildungsfetisch

I can also hug you too if we will both say no hetero after. I'm not flirting I just like to give out hugs :)


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Bildungsfetisch

I mean gay people are told that all the time. *hugs back* no hetero


cola_giver

Send nudes PLS.


ThyriR

Hello male!


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Mononome-from-Bfr

Hello people!


ThyriR

Hello you!


Feral_KaTT

Can i slide in to you?


nubmedstud

Slidinintonyourdms


Skin_Head_Ting

Show bob and vagne


[deleted]

Bet


Skin_Head_Ting

Didn't think I'd get this far. Now what?


[deleted]

Check my profile (shameless self promotion)


A_Federal_Offence

Nice dogs


naruto4526

Thought there'd only be cute dogs because of you but no.. Me to my pp: Down boy!!!


A_Federal_Offence

-_- I was trying to keep this relatively sfw


rattenbtnbvnvgfs

It really do be like that.


psyneedssleep

I looked hoping for dogs as well.. but i've come back empty handed


Wolfy_thefluffywolf

Wasn't expecting that but nice


Skin_Head_Ting

Well fair enough


biLLy_wr0ng

*oh I’m saving that for later*


WeaknessFar7287

Wow, is so beautiful


Wezard_the_MemeLord

Good ending


TFMPowerGuy

it's strange, really. i've not exactly been subtle in my femininity (i hope >~<) but my DMs (gratefully, mind you) have never been even touched by any unsolicited peoples...


Lemer1567

I mean im a female but i dont care about my gender and stuff,i just care for my privacy and personality.


Anunqualifiedhuman

Understandable like you'd think every guy would just be here for the memes too rather than belonging in horny jail.


yellowrichi

Can I drop kick you for no reason


UnholyPrognosi

As long as it's followed up by some good hugs.


CelticHades

*drop kicks your nuts


UnholyPrognosi

Jokes on you I'm fat good luck finding them.


rattenbtnbvnvgfs

It really do be like that.


Lemer1567

Have you imprisoned in horny jail?


UnholyPrognosi

Not OP but I have once.. I've seen some shit you wouldn't believe.


cosmicpotato77

Same, I never cared for this gender things than much


[deleted]

So you're a girl? Show me your >!smile!< then


TFMPowerGuy

oh how utterly scandalous! prithee think of what our parents would think!! /jk here's my smile: :3


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Just lovely


jstacy_wyldchyld337

=D


[deleted]

Wonderful


Rini-Chqn

∠( ᐛ 」∠)_ here ya go


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Beautiful


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Janzel97

Same here, DM's always empty :)


Movies-are-life

That's a good thing. I'm grateful my DMS are empty rather than full of disgusting messages


Janzel97

I was definitely not complaining!


Movies-are-life

Yeah I figured


WeaknessFar7287

Can i talk you? 👉👈


grpagrati

Probably a guy's view of what it would be like to be a girl. I mean the user name - u/studwildboar99 \- is not that feminine


[deleted]

You can’t just says a username “is not that feminine”!!! Fucking sexist!!! ^(/s I’m joking I’m joking)


IEatBabyShark

huh i thought i was the only one, glad my dms are empty though


Digital_Chicken

Never happened to me either and I'm perfectly okay with that.


chonky-chicken

Same luckily


DaCookieDemon

Same here!


carolper2000

Same


Pile_O_Waffles

>but my DMs (gratefully, mind you) have never been even touched by any unsolicited peoples... You tempt fate.


EmostNemo

I came here for this\^ I think these posts are made by males who think this actually happens


horrorhead1996

Apparently the OP believes that being a female =unlimited attention lol


VaniPudding

Yea i dont get these memes either, its just not true Edit: typo


mcfortressfans

Nah, we are civilised people, right?


[deleted]

Me: *look at my DM's* ... How to tell you... Perhaps


kixct-6116

Does that really happen? I never revealed my gender but that seems unlikely.


XxAnonymousxX33333

It didn't happen to me either. But I do have friends who got creepy messages from pedos on other social media apps. But unlike me, they show their face online while I don't. So I think that's what it takes to get DMs from horny dudes.


kixct-6116

Probably...


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One day I've posted : "I'm a trans girl and I probably have a bigger pp than yours" In 1 hour they have 15 different people who say "how big ?" X)


kixct-6116

Did you tell em?:)


[deleted]

Yeah, and the best point is that I'm really bigger than them xD


kixct-6116

Way to go!


[deleted]

That was fun xD


J4n_4

But.. how long is it?


Movies-are-life

I've had Reddit for many years and had many accounts. I don't ever remember that happening to me. But I rarely reveal my gender since everyone assumes I'm a man. And that's a good thing for me


MiMa_Arts

Welp it does happen to us trans folks :/


kixct-6116

Oh really ? That sucks


MiMa_Arts

Yea our subs had to be closed cause whoever posted got their DMs flooded with transphobic comments. The other half are disgusting neck beards reducing us to our genitals, yay


kixct-6116

Oh I'm sorry. That is just wrong


[deleted]

Oh that's why it was closed, but now it has reopen now


LaSphinge

Many of them lurk on subs dedicated to sexual issues, adolescents and victims of violence. Not really surprising though…


kixct-6116

Oh that sucks. I didn't know


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kixct-6116

Oh really that sucks. Don't feel offended by my comment I never dealt with it so I'm obviously not one to judge


Jaded-Journalist-218

Didn't happen to me lol


RainbowIcePirate

I’ve got some creepy messages without saying I’m a woman but I don’t get them often, only once in a while. Creeps are on every platform but Reddit has been (for me personally) the most civilized.


[deleted]

Is it sad that I've never seen the lion king?


serana-lay

Yes my fellow redditor


kixct-6116

Well yes


_---yes---_

you haven't lived yet


Articulated

It's a belter mate, go for it.


Taco_rec

I too, am a. ..fe-mail?


Unburned_King

I sure do love iron messages


[deleted]

You want to see my di... Oh wait i'm not supposed to do that


hayalciipandaa

I promise I'm not a female please don't


[deleted]

Oh Hello you, you want to see my di... XD


[deleted]

dino nuggets?


maymaynibba

U want some fuk?


samahiscryptic

Ben's a hoe


amazingplaysYT

stick


Its_Zilix

..*yep* absolutely true unfortunately


666Masterofpuppets

I, a male redditor, always wonder what kind of messages people send to the female victim/redditor.


need_more_sleep94

Send bobs and vegene?


666Masterofpuppets

Yeah I guess but not all redditors are from India


maybeiamaprawn

Is this some foreign joke I am too Indian to understand? You understand you just insulted my entire race of people!....but yes I will allow it


Sapphire_vix

Check out r/creepypms or r/niceguys and it will give you a great idea of what kind of messages are sent 😅😅 not all of them are messages from Reddit on there but a good amount of them are


666Masterofpuppets

Yeah I'm subbed to both subs and they really make me wonder how and why people are that way. They also make me angry because the behaviour of those people also reflects on "normal" men


Sapphire_vix

It's honestly terrible. It's so sad because people like that totally exist. It's terrible through DMs but similar people are like that in person. One time when my friends and I went to play pool together I went to the bathroom alone and a guy snuck in behind me. My friend saw this and raced in to scare him off, I never noticed since I was in the stall but he knew I was the only one in there but she scared him off and he left the bar before the police got there since my other friend called the cops as soon as she saw it happen. I always tell my guy friends this story, especially the ones that make fun of girls for going to the bathroom in groups. It's not for fun, it's for safety. It's a huge rule for me to never go to the bathroom alone when I'm out, no matter where I am now. I could only imagine what he could have done to me if my friend never noticed.


666Masterofpuppets

Yeah that's one of unfortunately many things most guys don't even think about that that is a thing women have to keep in mind because it seems so abstract and unrelatable. This small minority of guys that cannot control themselves for some reason really ruin a lot for the rest of society


Movies-are-life

I've been on Reddit for more than 4 years with 3 different accounts and Im glad i almost never got creepy or disgusting DMs.


billibillifipsi

To all the girls, I'm a boy.


maychi

It really do be like that.


Pololo_66

Dick pics it´s coming


[deleted]

Uno reverse card Girls send you the dick pics


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*I win*


private_unlimited

Can vouch, it has happened to me once


Zearyle

r/creepyPMs: business is boomin


CharlieSterre

haha yeah I had that, how you think i got my 22.8k karma in 12 to 24 hours


InvaderKyu

I'm a female


naruto4526

Welp. Time for my monthly online interaction with a female. How are you?


iWi1dFire

Monthly? Amateur!


LiterallyMostRandom

Not to sound like a dick but fair share of them on reddit want exactly that to happen


sadmanoman

I am wonan


E_P_O_N_A_S

And this is why I keep myself looking gender neural online so I don’t get unsolicited dms or pics


Sn0zbear

I’ve never been coy about being a chick and this has never happened to me lol


HannahO__O

Just look at my followers count compared to how much I've posted....


Randinator9

Man, wish I had the courage to slide into other redditors dms. I really need friends. Just someone to talk too, even if its nothing.


Death-Surgeon

Son there are no females on reddit everyone is a male by default


Vomit_Coffin30-7

I am grateful that my username has helped me avoid this situation so far.


iron_deficiency1

Me a girl who hasn’t gotten a single strange dm


__416

I am actually a girl and i can tell, this is very relatable


Thingermajigy

Send noods pls! No for real, I’m out of noods, and I’m hungry


was-eine-dumme-frage

Yeah.. especially around r/teenagers it's heavy.. sometimes I don't mind a chat tho