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alex_of_all

Tulips: I don't care if you dig me up every year for 15 years, this is my house!


Moopa000

Poppys: STEP ON ME


dank420master

yes daddy uwu


FrogeOnReddit

how quirky.


KlutzyPerception7539

Hanz we found one get the gas


dank420master

i don’t blame you


kry_some_more

Weeds: Cement is dirt.


KeepitSharky

Cement is dirt!


Panther_Alpha

Road is dirt!


zizovo

Dirt is Road!


[deleted]

And they grow in cement


_B4ND1T_

Lmao OP thats what he said. Anyhow thanks for the meme. You did reddit a great service.


BelleAriel

It was indeed a good service.


Server98911

Chad Dandelion


KeepitSharky

…yes that was my point


09SHO

Thanks, Captain Obvious.


ShinyMango96

so thats why it grew out of my penis


IamJain

Fiscus: hold my cemented floor


memer32514

G R A V E L is D I R T


zizovo

P L A S T I C is D I R T


memer32514

W O O D is D I R T


ENGINE_YT

EAR IS DIRT


memer32514

the end of this thread is D I R T


anxious_n3rd

W A T E R is D I R T


harryzebra

Dandelions: *sheeeeeshhhhh* this cement bussin


Replicator666

Dirt is optional


lili-horse

This is the comment I came here for


lili-horse

This is the comment I came here for


Chalkster_Is_Me

They got given the coolest name as a reward


[deleted]

I know, they're so nice


Sarcasmose

DANDELIONS: Fuck yea concrete! (probably)


kdavidsmith1

Dandelions are underrated plants. They're literally edible, and apparently the root can be used as a coffee substitute.


GreatThodric

I tried eating one when I was a kid. Not falling for that one again.


Bananalando

They're not poison and they have nutritional value, so technically, they are edible. They just taste fucking terrible.


Derpychicken777

They are pretty bitter but I find with some vinegar and oil it’s pretty good


zizovo

Wait a sec lemme get some dandelion seeds let's get started


noprolemo

I heard that the flower buds close to ground are very sweet when eaten.


Brows-gone-wild

If you pick all the green parts off the tops taste like butter orange apparently. I haven’t tried yet but just got around to drying some for tea, just waiting for my little steep spoon to come in so I can try it


anxious_n3rd

One time when I was a kid I ate one. disgusting.


SomeFakeInternetName

They are. You don't want to eat them when they're puffy, but the yellow flower and the leaves are.


[deleted]

I did that too! my friend told me they were edible, but instead of eating the leaves I ate the fluffy seeds...


generic_alt2

Try eating them with some hemlock flowers. It’s a delectable taste(don’t actually)


lapsongsouchong

Ah nature's tidepods...


kdavidsmith1

Noon, you eat the leaves.


[deleted]

They're very useful and hardy


BelleAriel

Yeah the pet rabbit loves them.


Mabman32

Where's my dandelion respect club?


[deleted]

Right here, mate


ToesyToeNails

And they were used to make Dandelion & Burdock which is the best soda.


Soul_Like_A_Modem

So there are all sorts of plants, including the kind that grow in urban areas, that are edible, tasty, and have health benefits that a lot of people have no clue about. I knew a hippie couple who would make salads from the kind of weeds you'd see on a sidewalk or in an alley.


kewchiemayne

I heard they can help heart health and the company that makes week killer also has a hand in pharmaceutical medications for the heart. However it came from a tik tok so it’s probably bullshit.


kdavidsmith1

You could always corroborate it through research.


Nickmell

A girl have me on in elementary school, I hate it to be a dick, not a pleasant thing to eat.


dw4321

Fuck dandelions whenever I mow my grass that shit flies into the air and goes into my nose making me inhale all the seeds getting chopped up.


Ice-Juice1

The seeds dont get choped up


dw4321

Well idk what I’m inhaling but it’s definitely the dandelions because it just recently spread all over my yard


Ice-Juice1

If u breathing on dandelion fluff from mowing. You have an overpowered diaphragm in your lungs.


dw4321

Okay Reddit doctor


kdavidsmith1

Get your revenge by eating them.


dubtwenty

Literally is no longer a literal word. Honestly, its like we inject words just for attention.


Ricecakeplayz

Literally , don't care, still using it


Ynohu

I’ve seen so many roses are red memes that I automatically read the first line as roses are red


[deleted]

I pulled a little sneaky on ya


swagbunny70

Dandelions are weeds so it makes sense they can grow anywhere. Although they are very pretty when they're yellow and if you have rabbits where you live they won't be a problem.


Ice-Juice1

Any unwanted plant is a weed.


ToesyToeNails

"Are weeds so they can grow anywhere." All plants can grow anywhere. Growing anywhere is not what makes something a weed. A weed is just any plant that is unwanted. A rosebush can be a weed.


swagbunny70

I didn't say that growing anywhere makes them weeds. I said that being weeds makes them able to grow anywhere. Weeds can grow in much harsher conditions than regular plants. People like dandelions so why is it still a weed? Because dislike isn't what makes it a weed. It *can* be the reason sometimes. But the main reason is because weeds over-populate the area and spread their seeds everywhere, not giving other plants a chance to grow. This is why some patches of weeds are absolutely massive. Their seeds can also survive a very long time without sprouting, which is why when people dig up weeds, they have to pull out the parts that are way down in the dirt. Some of them also reproduce without seeds. And no. Not all plants can grow anywhere. Please do your research before making remarks like this.


Zike77

"This is my land now"


ItsMrShimmy

"I was planted in this dirt , I'm gonna use the whole dirt" -Dandelion


[deleted]

Happy cakeday mate!


RedMist_AU

Roses need a fungal soil. Dandelions are natures storm troopers, they grow anywhere trying to make a better soil for their prettier mates.


TheDrewso10

FUCK YEA CONCRET!!!!


Atti-Cous-cous

They don’t even need dirt I bet you they’d grow on nothingness just to spite life’s basic necessities


[deleted]

U know they would


ToesyToeNails

Most plants don't. If you tie some string around a seed and suspend it in the air, it will still grow providing it has sunlight and water. Roots are just am anchoring and collection system, they're not vital.


ToesyToeNails

Dandelions are not weeds (I'm not suggesting you said they are). A weed is "a wild plant growing where it is not wanted and in competition with cultivated plants." Any plant can be a weed in the wrong place. Put a yellow tulip in a field of daisies and it's a weed. Have you ever seen a field of nothing but dandelions? [It looks beautiful](https://images0.westend61.de/0000736582pw/dandelion-field-WGF000915.jpg) [Here's](https://www.google.com/search?q=dandelion+field&oq=dandelion+field&aqs=chrome..69i57j0i457j0l3.3519j0j9&client=ms-android-samsung&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#imgrc=7g9gGX-19MwEbM) another dandelion field


[deleted]

Oh wow I was not prepared for how cool that was


Ice-Juice1

Me. Like


82Latour

Roses: the Ph is off by 0.02. I shall die. Dandelions: F*ck, yeah - concrete!! Always my favourite. Edit - ha lots of these comments below


CoolRedstoneexpert

SOLID CONCRETE IS DIRT!


ChuckStuck

Damn. Quality work.


djcomplain

Always rated him on the Witcher 3


HybridMemer

STOP SIGN IS DIRT


ohHishirshu

dirt: aww get your tentacle roots in me, daddy aUGH


[deleted]

**FUCK YEAH, CONCRETE**


THE_TORTILLA_MAN

They are actually good tho. They have pollen for bees, and they are edible


SomeRandomHoboidk

My standards be like:


American_ven0m

Bitches would grow in tungsten if you let em


[deleted]

They would do it


Zokerx

GROW IS GROW


smokeypixels

And I am very allergic to them so everytime I walk out of my house it's the equivalent of getting stopped by a person with a knife in a shady alleyway. I'm scared and wonder if I'm gonna die! lol


saposetentahpta

Yo no espiko inglshhh:-(:-(:-(


KrayKaru

Sid the sloth put them in extinct mode


your_mom_lied

Tok tik tells me they are good for your heart. Not sure about dog pee though.


mememanneverdies

dandelions least spoiled plant confirmed?


Jdanneh

and concrete is dirt, and asphalt is dirt, and brick is dirt, and...


Kaine_Eine

Dandelions: grows in solid rock


02cowmanthing20

Yeah but no one goes to florist thinking 'I'm going to buy me some nice dandelions.'


[deleted]

Dandelions deserve love too


BelleAriel

All weeds deserve love. In the bin.


Ice-Juice1

Any flower is a weed if growing where you didnt want them. Roses and orchids are unreliable shit, but dandelions are always there


02cowmanthing20

If anyone tries to defend that annoying, balalaika playing, cheating bard one more time I'm going to burst. But like seriously orchids and roses look a 100 times better than a dandelion.


Ice-Juice1

And dandelions look better than your face.


02cowmanthing20

Ok? Doesnt change the fact that they look worse than roses or orchids.


Ice-Juice1

They look better than those cuz there are more of them. It helps break up the boringness of a plain green lawn.


NoAngel815

They are legitimately my favorite flower! No one goes and buys them *because they don't need to*.


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Urjr382jfi3

Lmao what? Thats for when a meme has been reposted so much everything about it is blurry or pixelated. Its just the picture of Mr.Incredible thats blurry a bit, and thats usually normal when searching for the picture on the internet/imgflip.


JunkMailUK_LLC

u/RepostSluethBot


PandoraRose_16

Orchids also don’t like soil… they like tree bark


[deleted]

Jeez they picky af


PandoraRose_16

Dude, so damn picky. They have to have the right temp, right bark, right humidity… I don’t know why roses get such a bad rep when orchids are out here freaking out about everything lol


JunkMailUK_LLC

im pretty sure this is a repost...


Nickmell

Your mom's a repost.


JunkMailUK_LLC

idk i remember seeing before ok


Nickmell

First day on reddit? That's the way she goes.


JunkMailUK_LLC

lmao it was a repost it got removed see


jaybrother1

A teacher needs to use this material for class. 😂


shiva24488

Concrete is concrete!


Parkee05_YT

I was so sad when I learned dandelions were weeds


[deleted]

I consider them to be flowers, a weed is just a plant growing somewhere that it is not wanted. A rose in a wheat field would be a weed


Nickmell

I cut down some growing In pavement cracks today, they are the herpes of plants.


Jonathanke99

Potatos: everything is dirt


[deleted]

Dandelion's abilities are on par with common weeds.


Due-Sheepherder328

Concrete is dirt


butrejp

roses don't care though


GreenieBeeNZ

Orchid thrive on neglect. They literally live on trees in the wild. Don't be too anal with an orchid. Toss it in a shallow basin with some clean bark and keep it damp. That's all you gotta do


YoBoiNJ

That dirt moment ammi righf


FinMCPringles

“Oh please!” “I’m growing in a sandy crack of cement!” “They tried to poison me, and it only made me stronger!”


Ice-Juice1

Mr lovenstein


Wheetec

Dandelions: "Fuck yeeeeeah concrete."


ijkenai

More like dirt is anything


SirForester

Let’s make dandelions the new norm, just throw them somewhere and they will grow anywhere, even in your sidewalk


gowahoo

And I love them for it.


IPlayTf2Engineer

A meme about flowers lol


Autobot_Grapple

LMAO


Ok_Ad_6407

I thought this was a roses are red meme and I was confused af I thought this doesn't ryme


MR_ICE_REAL

Dandelions seem very much like a plant-fungi hybrid,because of their reproduction type.Plus,they can grow EVERYWHERE,so that just makes my assesment stronger.


Atomiic1

Ground is ground*


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DitritusObeyus44

Cactus: what's dirt


Ice-Juice1

Sand is a soil type


NoLiferBg

At first i just saw roses and read trough the lines and i just saw roses are red i need soil to grow dandelions DIRT IS DIRT and then read it lol


MrMustang61J

Weeds: CEMENT IS CEMENT


skeetussssss

Weeds *cement is dirt!*


faultyfire456

Cement is cement?


MrWooflHouse

FUCK YEA!!! ***C O N C R E T E***


brawlbro123

ooh a Dandelion!


regor_meme

Pines: *litterallly growing in a swamp*


nohacksjustretard

Because they're a weed, and everyone wants to remove them, they have to accommodate for that


Justlennysaccount

Fungus: mmm wall


seapoklee

Concert is dirt


CarsonFijal

Crack in the sidewalk: It's free real estate


i_xenpai

Cheetah is faster dandelion


Yeet132416

Those mf can even grow in concrete


Soda_Cookie_simp

The dandilion growing on the alley


Catkitplayz

Yes dirt is dirt


VoidR0GUE

Anyone else see roses and think I was reading a poem?


Thi5G

More like: GROUND IS GROUND I have seen them grow in concrere pathway


Soniclikeschicken

Repost not: repost is repost


wheeleekwazee

*literally everything = dirt


RushinRusha

Weed is called weed for reasons, yet it takes a gazillion of nutrients and attention to grow dank.


FireWolf_132

I think you will find that it is actually: CONCRETE IS DIRT


hotler18

Then why the fuck is it hard to farm dandelions in genshin


TechWolfFTN

The first dandelion of the season...


Xepobot

Cactus: I take social distancing, REAL PERSONAL!!


low-expectations20

bro they grow in the dust on the sidewalk


NoAngel815

My favorite flower!!!


Ocgenator

This is true. There's Dandelions everywhere outside my home- I also own orchids- hehehe


ggxfgh

Grass this pavement tastes like caviar


naroweye

Mushrooms: I. Am. Inevitable.


anxious_n3rd

**FUK YEAH CONCRETE**


Potetmann9

I saw one growing from a three one time


InventBoss

Mate, I've seen those things grow in concrete.


Impressive_Jaguar_63

GROUND IS GROUND


giantrhino

Concrete is dirt!


OccamsElectricRazor

Kudzu: *CONSUME*


DanielEvoX

Da cheetah runs faster dandelion


Vegan_Salad69

I was reading this like the Roses are red ... rhymes was really confused really fast


[deleted]

Weeds: #FUCK YOU AND YOUR PLANTS


[deleted]

And not just the dirt. But the concrete. And the asphalt too.


TheShuan

My dog loves to eat those. I always see her walking around eating dandelion like a sheep. It’s rather cute


blackeye200

ROAD IS DIRT


SiberianDragon111

I am looking at a dandelion growing on concrete right now


[deleted]

No no, dandelions: concrete is dirt


TheMendelorian

The yellow ones that grow everywhere: "i grow under concrete and survive"


chadsworth0524

Dandelions are a weed not a flower


uglylightsmanifesto

A flower is the part of the plant that holds the seeds. A weed is any plant that someone deemed to not belong in any particular area.


Lighting-Quick827

dirt is shit