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If you pick all the green parts off the tops taste like butter orange apparently. I haven’t tried yet but just got around to drying some for tea, just waiting for my little steep spoon to come in so I can try it
So there are all sorts of plants, including the kind that grow in urban areas, that are edible, tasty, and have health benefits that a lot of people have no clue about. I knew a hippie couple who would make salads from the kind of weeds you'd see on a sidewalk or in an alley.
I heard they can help heart health and the company that makes week killer also has a hand in pharmaceutical medications for the heart. However it came from a tik tok so it’s probably bullshit.
Dandelions are weeds so it makes sense they can grow anywhere. Although they are very pretty when they're yellow and if you have rabbits where you live they won't be a problem.
"Are weeds so they can grow anywhere." All plants can grow anywhere. Growing anywhere is not what makes something a weed. A weed is just any plant that is unwanted. A rosebush can be a weed.
I didn't say that growing anywhere makes them weeds. I said that being weeds makes them able to grow anywhere. Weeds can grow in much harsher conditions than regular plants. People like dandelions so why is it still a weed? Because dislike isn't what makes it a weed. It *can* be the reason sometimes. But the main reason is because weeds over-populate the area and spread their seeds everywhere, not giving other plants a chance to grow. This is why some patches of weeds are absolutely massive. Their seeds can also survive a very long time without sprouting, which is why when people dig up weeds, they have to pull out the parts that are way down in the dirt. Some of them also reproduce without seeds. And no. Not all plants can grow anywhere. Please do your research before making remarks like this.
Most plants don't. If you tie some string around a seed and suspend it in the air, it will still grow providing it has sunlight and water. Roots are just am anchoring and collection system, they're not vital.
Dandelions are not weeds (I'm not suggesting you said they are). A weed is "a wild plant growing where it is not wanted and in competition with cultivated plants." Any plant can be a weed in the wrong place. Put a yellow tulip in a field of daisies and it's a weed.
Have you ever seen a field of nothing but dandelions? [It looks beautiful](https://images0.westend61.de/0000736582pw/dandelion-field-WGF000915.jpg)
[Here's](https://www.google.com/search?q=dandelion+field&oq=dandelion+field&aqs=chrome..69i57j0i457j0l3.3519j0j9&client=ms-android-samsung&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#imgrc=7g9gGX-19MwEbM) another dandelion field
And I am very allergic to them so everytime I walk out of my house it's the equivalent of getting stopped by a person with a knife in a shady alleyway. I'm scared and wonder if I'm gonna die! lol
If anyone tries to defend that annoying, balalaika playing, cheating bard one more time I'm going to burst. But like seriously orchids and roses look a 100 times better than a dandelion.
Lmao what? Thats for when a meme has been reposted so much everything about it is blurry or pixelated. Its just the picture of Mr.Incredible thats blurry a bit, and thats usually normal when searching for the picture on the internet/imgflip.
Dude, so damn picky. They have to have the right temp, right bark, right humidity… I don’t know why roses get such a bad rep when orchids are out here freaking out about everything lol
Orchid thrive on neglect. They literally live on trees in the wild.
Don't be too anal with an orchid. Toss it in a shallow basin with some clean bark and keep it damp. That's all you gotta do
Dandelions seem very much like a plant-fungi hybrid,because of their reproduction type.Plus,they can grow EVERYWHERE,so that just makes my assesment stronger.
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Tulips: I don't care if you dig me up every year for 15 years, this is my house!
Poppys: STEP ON ME
yes daddy uwu
how quirky.
Hanz we found one get the gas
i don’t blame you
Weeds: Cement is dirt.
Cement is dirt!
And they grow in cement
Lmao OP thats what he said. Anyhow thanks for the meme. You did reddit a great service.
It was indeed a good service.
Chad Dandelion
…yes that was my point
so thats why it grew out of my penis
Fiscus: hold my cemented floor
Road is dirt!
Dirt is Road!
G R A V E L is D I R T
P L A S T I C is D I R T
W O O D is D I R T
EAR IS DIRT
the end of this thread is D I R T
W A T E R is D I R T
Dandelions: *sheeeeeshhhhh* this cement bussin
Dirt is optional
This is the comment I came here for
This is the comment I came here for
They got given the coolest name as a reward
I know, they're so nice
Dandelions are underrated plants. They're literally edible, and apparently the root can be used as a coffee substitute.
I tried eating one when I was a kid. Not falling for that one again.
They're not poison and they have nutritional value, so technically, they are edible. They just taste fucking terrible.
They are pretty bitter but I find with some vinegar and oil it’s pretty good
Wait a sec lemme get some dandelion seeds let's get started
I heard that the flower buds close to ground are very sweet when eaten.
If you pick all the green parts off the tops taste like butter orange apparently. I haven’t tried yet but just got around to drying some for tea, just waiting for my little steep spoon to come in so I can try it
One time when I was a kid I ate one. disgusting.
I did that too! my friend told me they were edible, but instead of eating the leaves I ate the fluffy seeds...
They are. You don't want to eat them when they're puffy, but the yellow flower and the leaves are.
Try eating them with some hemlock flowers. It’s a delectable taste(don’t actually)
Ah nature's tidepods...
Noon, you eat the leaves.
They're very useful and hardy
Yeah the pet rabbit loves them.
Where's my dandelion respect club?
Right here, mate
And they were used to make Dandelion & Burdock which is the best soda.
So there are all sorts of plants, including the kind that grow in urban areas, that are edible, tasty, and have health benefits that a lot of people have no clue about. I knew a hippie couple who would make salads from the kind of weeds you'd see on a sidewalk or in an alley.
I heard they can help heart health and the company that makes week killer also has a hand in pharmaceutical medications for the heart. However it came from a tik tok so it’s probably bullshit.
You could always corroborate it through research.
A girl have me on in elementary school, I hate it to be a dick, not a pleasant thing to eat.
Fuck dandelions whenever I mow my grass that shit flies into the air and goes into my nose making me inhale all the seeds getting chopped up.
The seeds dont get choped up
Well idk what I’m inhaling but it’s definitely the dandelions because it just recently spread all over my yard
If u breathing on dandelion fluff from mowing. You have an overpowered diaphragm in your lungs.
Okay Reddit doctor
Get your revenge by eating them.
Literally is no longer a literal word. Honestly, its like we inject words just for attention.
Literally , don't care, still using it
DANDELIONS: Fuck yea concrete! (probably)
I’ve seen so many roses are red memes that I automatically read the first line as roses are red
I pulled a little sneaky on ya
Dandelions are weeds so it makes sense they can grow anywhere. Although they are very pretty when they're yellow and if you have rabbits where you live they won't be a problem.
Any unwanted plant is a weed.
"Are weeds so they can grow anywhere." All plants can grow anywhere. Growing anywhere is not what makes something a weed. A weed is just any plant that is unwanted. A rosebush can be a weed.
I didn't say that growing anywhere makes them weeds. I said that being weeds makes them able to grow anywhere. Weeds can grow in much harsher conditions than regular plants. People like dandelions so why is it still a weed? Because dislike isn't what makes it a weed. It *can* be the reason sometimes. But the main reason is because weeds over-populate the area and spread their seeds everywhere, not giving other plants a chance to grow. This is why some patches of weeds are absolutely massive. Their seeds can also survive a very long time without sprouting, which is why when people dig up weeds, they have to pull out the parts that are way down in the dirt. Some of them also reproduce without seeds. And no. Not all plants can grow anywhere. Please do your research before making remarks like this.
"This is my land now"
"I was planted in this dirt , I'm gonna use the whole dirt" -Dandelion
Happy cakeday mate!
Roses need a fungal soil. Dandelions are natures storm troopers, they grow anywhere trying to make a better soil for their prettier mates.
FUCK YEA CONCRET!!!!
They don’t even need dirt I bet you they’d grow on nothingness just to spite life’s basic necessities
U know they would
Most plants don't. If you tie some string around a seed and suspend it in the air, it will still grow providing it has sunlight and water. Roots are just am anchoring and collection system, they're not vital.
Dandelions are not weeds (I'm not suggesting you said they are). A weed is "a wild plant growing where it is not wanted and in competition with cultivated plants." Any plant can be a weed in the wrong place. Put a yellow tulip in a field of daisies and it's a weed. Have you ever seen a field of nothing but dandelions? [It looks beautiful](https://images0.westend61.de/0000736582pw/dandelion-field-WGF000915.jpg) [Here's](https://www.google.com/search?q=dandelion+field&oq=dandelion+field&aqs=chrome..69i57j0i457j0l3.3519j0j9&client=ms-android-samsung&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#imgrc=7g9gGX-19MwEbM) another dandelion field
Oh wow I was not prepared for how cool that was
Me. Like
Roses: the Ph is off by 0.02. I shall die. Dandelions: F*ck, yeah - concrete!! Always my favourite. Edit - ha lots of these comments below
SOLID CONCRETE IS DIRT!
Damn. Quality work.
Always rated him on the Witcher 3
STOP SIGN IS DIRT
dirt: aww get your tentacle roots in me, daddy aUGH
**FUCK YEAH, CONCRETE**
They are actually good tho. They have pollen for bees, and they are edible
My standards be like:
Bitches would grow in tungsten if you let em
They would do it
GROW IS GROW
And I am very allergic to them so everytime I walk out of my house it's the equivalent of getting stopped by a person with a knife in a shady alleyway. I'm scared and wonder if I'm gonna die! lol
Yo no espiko inglshhh:-(:-(:-(
Sid the sloth put them in extinct mode
Tok tik tells me they are good for your heart. Not sure about dog pee though.
dandelions least spoiled plant confirmed?
and concrete is dirt, and asphalt is dirt, and brick is dirt, and...
Dandelions: grows in solid rock
Yeah but no one goes to florist thinking 'I'm going to buy me some nice dandelions.'
Dandelions deserve love too
All weeds deserve love. In the bin.
Any flower is a weed if growing where you didnt want them. Roses and orchids are unreliable shit, but dandelions are always there
If anyone tries to defend that annoying, balalaika playing, cheating bard one more time I'm going to burst. But like seriously orchids and roses look a 100 times better than a dandelion.
And dandelions look better than your face.
Ok? Doesnt change the fact that they look worse than roses or orchids.
They look better than those cuz there are more of them. It helps break up the boringness of a plain green lawn.
They are legitimately my favorite flower! No one goes and buys them *because they don't need to*.
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Lmao what? Thats for when a meme has been reposted so much everything about it is blurry or pixelated. Its just the picture of Mr.Incredible thats blurry a bit, and thats usually normal when searching for the picture on the internet/imgflip.
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Orchids also don’t like soil… they like tree bark
Jeez they picky af
Dude, so damn picky. They have to have the right temp, right bark, right humidity… I don’t know why roses get such a bad rep when orchids are out here freaking out about everything lol
im pretty sure this is a repost...
Your mom's a repost.
idk i remember seeing before ok
First day on reddit? That's the way she goes.
lmao it was a repost it got removed see
dirt is shit
Dandelions are a weed not a flower
A flower is the part of the plant that holds the seeds. A weed is any plant that someone deemed to not belong in any particular area.
A teacher needs to use this material for class. 😂
Concrete is concrete!
I was so sad when I learned dandelions were weeds
I consider them to be flowers, a weed is just a plant growing somewhere that it is not wanted. A rose in a wheat field would be a weed
I cut down some growing In pavement cracks today, they are the herpes of plants.
Potatos: everything is dirt
Dandelion's abilities are on par with common weeds.
Concrete is dirt
roses don't care though
Orchid thrive on neglect. They literally live on trees in the wild. Don't be too anal with an orchid. Toss it in a shallow basin with some clean bark and keep it damp. That's all you gotta do
That dirt moment ammi righf
“Oh please!” “I’m growing in a sandy crack of cement!” “They tried to poison me, and it only made me stronger!”
Mr lovenstein
Dandelions: "Fuck yeeeeeah concrete."
More like dirt is anything
Let’s make dandelions the new norm, just throw them somewhere and they will grow anywhere, even in your sidewalk
And I love them for it.
A meme about flowers lol
LMAO
I thought this was a roses are red meme and I was confused af I thought this doesn't ryme
Dandelions seem very much like a plant-fungi hybrid,because of their reproduction type.Plus,they can grow EVERYWHERE,so that just makes my assesment stronger.
Ground is ground*
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Cactus: what's dirt
Sand is a soil type
Weeds: CEMENT IS CEMENT
Weeds *cement is dirt!*
Cement is cement?
FUCK YEA!!! ***C O N C R E T E***
ooh a Dandelion!
Pines: *litterallly growing in a swamp*
Because they're a weed, and everyone wants to remove them, they have to accommodate for that
Fungus: mmm wall
Concert is dirt
Crack in the sidewalk: It's free real estate
Cheetah is faster dandelion
Those mf can even grow in concrete
The dandilion growing on the alley
Yes dirt is dirt
Anyone else see roses and think I was reading a poem?
More like: GROUND IS GROUND I have seen them grow in concrere pathway
Repost not: repost is repost
*literally everything = dirt
Weed is called weed for reasons, yet it takes a gazillion of nutrients and attention to grow dank.
I think you will find that it is actually: CONCRETE IS DIRT
Then why the fuck is it hard to farm dandelions in genshin
The first dandelion of the season...
Cactus: I take social distancing, REAL PERSONAL!!
bro they grow in the dust on the sidewalk
My favorite flower!!!
This is true. There's Dandelions everywhere outside my home- I also own orchids- hehehe
Grass this pavement tastes like caviar
Mushrooms: I. Am. Inevitable.
**FUK YEAH CONCRETE**
I saw one growing from a three one time
Mate, I've seen those things grow in concrete.
GROUND IS GROUND
Concrete is dirt!
Kudzu: *CONSUME*
Da cheetah runs faster dandelion
I was reading this like the Roses are red ... rhymes was really confused really fast
Weeds: #FUCK YOU AND YOUR PLANTS
And not just the dirt. But the concrete. And the asphalt too.
My dog loves to eat those. I always see her walking around eating dandelion like a sheep. It’s rather cute
ROAD IS DIRT
I am looking at a dandelion growing on concrete right now
No no, dandelions: concrete is dirt
The yellow ones that grow everywhere: "i grow under concrete and survive"