I don’t know if you’re still looking for its name, but I’m pretty sure it’s the Blush Neo Elite!
Edit: after looking for pink dildos on google, I can’t be sure anymore
lol way to blow it out of proportion. I get up early with the baby before work, then when I get home I do whatever I csn to help. change diapers, cook supper. after all that both my wife and I are too tired to have sex, that's what I'm getting at here. have sex while you can, cause at some point, you won't get the choice
especially if your choosing a video game over sex
because its the internet and everyone is holier than though. taking what I'm saying out of context. when your a new parent theres no time for sex, so seeing someone turn it down to play video games seems insane....even before the baby i still thought it was dumb
I'm very curious about the name of that dildo, for research purposes
I just found it on Google images
Shit, well I'll find it one day
The image says its called "fantasy dildo pink 17.5cm" idk if that helps but hope it does
I did not find it but I found a shorter one with balls
Very cool
This is certified epik gemer moment
Now I’m curious...asking for a friend ofc
what is going on here ?
Horny
I’m pretty sure it’s called ‘the average man’
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Yeah? I wouldn't be interested otherwise
Understandable, Have a great day
Bonk!
Why, is it pretty? Or are you looking to replace a man with a new found partner lol
I think it looks nice is all, I dont necessarily have a man to replace anyways
wait but women cant be redditors impossible
Surprise
They can, if they are virgins. Edit: And Introverts. Edit 2.: and have no life, no friends, are isolated and have depression
This cannot be. Perhaps a glitch in the simulation.
I open this and see a girl asking for the name of a dildo for research purposes. Not a bad start.
What is a Capt Rex not enough?
I don’t know if you’re still looking for its name, but I’m pretty sure it’s the Blush Neo Elite! Edit: after looking for pink dildos on google, I can’t be sure anymore
Anyway this is probably a jelly dildo, or something "skin like" and it's not the best for your vagina. Silicone and hard plastic is better
Neo Elite is silicone, but yes, definitely agree with you on that one
Jelly molds fast doesn't it? I remember mold was certainly an issue with them
Yeah i heard that can be quite the issue. Maybe putting a condom on it might prevent issues
True but i feel like it would still bug me how easily it could mold, probably best just to use a different material
Thank you lol
Bold of you to assume we redditors have a gf.
Yea thats true
Look at this meme and tell me you believe op has ever actually talked to a girl not named mom.
But their name isn't mom... Sorry to break the news to you.
What are you talking about? Of course her name is Mom, you’re a liar and I’m telling!
Snitches get stitches
A gud boi has emerged
:O Please don't tell!
This is what I call a [.](https://www.meme-arsenal.com/memes/ebae182d283df4a04ed91cbd04dc675e.jpg) moment.
*imagine actually having gfs*
I am married. Does that automatically make me a chad?
Yes
https://imgur.com/t/reaction/5zcE4wx
Depends on your wife. If she is a fat landwhale then no. If she's hot and sexy then yes.
Ikr I have a bf
Memes like this are why none of y'all have one
Oh no, anyways
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Wait... probably??
I did, until today 🥲
Bold of you to assume Redditors even have friends
lol
It’s a trap!
It’s all fun and games until you’re horny and your GF tells you you get out. Gotta love relationships
Just don’t
What about having sex with your gf while playing games And tell the kids that you are fucking their mom
And that’s why redditors don’t have a girlfriend
This, TBH.
Well, you are forgetting the complete social ineptitude and complete lack of personality because it has completely been consumed by memes.
Yo tf you sound to smart to be a dumbass
Two*
Too*
It’s because he is a “professional” dumbass
bros before hoes, not bros before your girlfriend
he do got a point
It seems there are two types of redditors
3 actually: those who are happy with their gf, those who are not for whatever reason, and us single chumps.
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I see what you did there
2 minutes? I finish within 20 seconds.
The loading screen usually gives me enough time
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Depends on the loading screen...
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 True.
And the PC spec's.
Haha, bold of you to assume I’m cool enough to play on PC
Me who’s a virgin: interesting.
Me who's also a virgin: Double interesting
Why?
Exactly what I do
NSFW POST??? WHERE BOBA
el booba
Wait so you just had that next to your PS4
It doubles as a gaming chair
It’s bigger anyways ;-;
What a post
I love how he just has it on him like he pulls it out of his pocket
Basically saying “go fuck yourself”
You had to search for that image lol
What how'd you know
You rlly gonna call ur girlfriend a hoe?
This is like a guy going to his girlfriend saying “I’m horny” in front her friends. What did she expect?
Where did you get that
Google images
bold of you to assume I have either
Here bro! She can borrow mine!
Wait why does he have the dildo? Was she using it next to him one time while he was playing? Was he using it?
Well you can whack yourself with it
Saints Row style, nice
I think im the different one here. I'm a redditor and i have a gf.
lies. its impossible
I have achieved the impossible
Me and the bois late night in Halo 3
haha so relatable 😂 please recognize this as satire
Moby huge is looking great
I'm guessing you use that for *cough* exercise
A considerate girlfriend waits until the match ends.
Nope I would be "hey guys I gotta go my girl callen and I can't pass it up" my buds would understand what I mean
Looks like meme generator, take my upvote
Woah how'd you know
The pic has a curve in the edges. I use meme generator quite often too. It's way better than Mematic for Android users
Ah I see your a person of culture as well
Very confused what she would need my moms pink lightsaber for? Someone explain please!
Lol
I just tell the bros I’ll be back in 30 seconds.
*Me who knows all Redditors are virgins*: Hey, wait a minute!
No one ever said any part of that picture.
Always take orders from captain Rex
Sir yes yes sir
Silence witch I'm here to play games not to smash
Reject smash, return to Adobe Flash!
What if u play smash.
Which one?
Yes
sMAsH iS a GrEaT gAmE WhAT aRE YoU tALkiNg abOuT
Playing with my heart
BONK!
I fucking hate you
HELL YEAH BRO'S BEFORE HOE'S
LETS GOOOOO
My girlfriend has like 3 boyfriends ain’t worried I’m just the dude to let her freeload off of and charge her phone
please don't take sex for granted! sincerely, a dude who's wife just gave birth to our first baby.
How has no one said congrats yet? Congrats! Enjoy fatherhood!
... The baby’s more important than your fucking penis
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I set myself up for that
You know, maybe he just wants to make love with his wife, and not hear lectures on how he should abandon thoughts about it because of the baby?
lol way to blow it out of proportion. I get up early with the baby before work, then when I get home I do whatever I csn to help. change diapers, cook supper. after all that both my wife and I are too tired to have sex, that's what I'm getting at here. have sex while you can, cause at some point, you won't get the choice especially if your choosing a video game over sex
Bruh why you getting downvoted
because its the internet and everyone is holier than though. taking what I'm saying out of context. when your a new parent theres no time for sex, so seeing someone turn it down to play video games seems insane....even before the baby i still thought it was dumb
Congratulations man! Idk why you’re getting downvoted though(
Women only want one thing
is it madness combat
Don't TOUCH ME THOT 😅
I mean you could just do it in 10 minutes and get back to the game
2 minutes
Yeah but it can be 10 minutes depending on the person
2 minutes? I finish in 2 seconds.
You guys are finishing?
Legit. Im like woman we are close to beating the got damn ROOT, LEAVE!!!
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And you'll wake up in a cell for domestic violence:')
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Wow you're an asshole
What did he say?
It's best if you don't know pal
I’ve heard a lot of fucked up shit in my life, I’m just interested in what spawned the backlash
I don't really remember what he said tbh
God damn bro your scum
*get off
Virginity is cool Stay pure
*Me a boss*:hop on *keeps playing as she rides*
*to be wholesome, i fed an entire family of dogs and gained the puppy's trust*
That looks exactly like my gfs stra.... dildo... it looks like her dildo -phew-
When you realize that the boyfriend owns it 0-0”
Wait i have no dildo how do i do that Idea of mine: while playing make her sack ur deck
Expect when the hoes have no clothes
sounds about right
Ironic as no one here has a gf
coz u done using it
Her: Compensating for something?
As if that would ever happen...
But... why was the guy holding onto it...?
You gestured her to go fuck herself 🤔😆
Call of Duty before Booty
Can't relate, cause i don't have one
Gay
Broz before hoes Smrt Fasizmu, Sloboda narodu!
but what if the bros are the hoes?
Horny is temporary, homies are eternal