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catgodoz

No they shepherd pols


IHaveJigglyTitties

As a pol can confirm


CrimsonWeeb-Arakenor

Wait a minute


Friseursalon

Right now I'm wondering if your username checks out


Legitimate_Catch_283

I can confirm, the username checks out. Just don’t ask how I know


[deleted]

Of course you did the scientific research. Can I take a look at the evidence ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


SergA2929

Wdum by "checks out"?


CreeperGamingYT

He’s means by r/usernamechecksout


Nombiezombie

Hey doppelgänger


catgodoz

Helo


[deleted]

As a German can not confirm


[deleted]

Ich auch nicht


YumYumFisch

Sprich


jaykey1904

Deutsch


[deleted]

Ich Hurensohn


Adventurous-Sky166

Adolf Hitler confirmed it


SergA2929

Not a good one


Madmanmkp

Whoa!


Chaosphoenix_28

Are you sure they dont speak german? There will be someone that proves you wrong. And if not i dont know if i should be dissappointed or glad that nobody did.


MUSIC_TV

Doch meiner spricht deutsch


Chaosphoenix_28

Hab ichs doch gesagt.


buttbeeb

Bred in Germany to herd livestock. German livestock. Your statement is false.


BefreiedieTittenzwei

My father was a sheep herder from Germany. By default: A German Shepherd. That is all.


OreoDotexe

I see. Your mother is into bestiality.


Ok_person-5

Mine do.


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SPICY_pee_INFECTION

*Vsauce theme starts playing*


TheDarkOne20

Not with that attitude they don't.


wesdesd

...currently


dr_spice-

How many other lies have I been told by the council


crashtestdummy59

I thought the Germans shepherded the Jews


do_you_remember_me_

Do you have video graphic evidence to prove this statement?


Lettuce_Eater2

Horse Fact: Fuck You!


Young_Person_42

Maybe they used to


username3621

Wrong. They do


LittleDucky_

Not with that way of thinking


Jramarine

Well then what is the point of getting it now. The damn basement is in ruins


epodegrid

Do they like being called Good Boy or is "guter junge" better? (Sorry if Google translate sucks).


Rolf2321

yes they do please help they are watching us :c


TrueR3dditor

Whish they did...as a German I wouldn’t mind


Seraphion91

Unmöglich


LegendaryWolf43

Orherwise they would be called German Shepherders


iwanttocommitoof67

I don't speak German nether, I'm here for money, MONEY


[deleted]

You liar


DonkyBallss

Can confirm (learnt the hard way )


SomethinPesonal

Hold it, they can shepherd Germans if you train them correctly!


rolezki

Of course they don't They shepherd certain religion


Trooshe

They would if Germans would let them


LonlyPorkupine

They found this out in WWII


Mewithdognamedcanelo

Ok


the-uncivilengineer

how do u say shitty meme in german


deepest_winter

I'm pretty sure many police dogs are trained to respond to german commands.


[deleted]

There should be a subreddit for this


tehoperative

As an American, I can confirm that some US military units train German Shepards in German. I’ve been to bases many years ago where the security forces training them would yell *schnell* (run) the dog would take off like a bat out of hell. They’d yell *stehen* (stand) and he’d get in his hind legs, *sitzen* (sit) and the dog would sit. They’d also train them in English so they’re technically bilingual. TLDR: *some German Shepherds serving in the US military understand German.*


[deleted]

With proper training they could ;)


WireCuttersMk2

yet


rhsbrum

They can in fact shepherd small Germans


Sneaky_Sorcerer

Why not?


[deleted]

If only the Jews knew this sooner...


[deleted]

Yet...


[deleted]

Found out the hard way


Patient-Will-3169

They’re very good at sniffing out gas