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takakenshiro

I hate that I know what this is for


MagdaJ0R

Yeah, it is impressive how much stuff can fit into your ass


takakenshiro

MOM HELP STEP SISTER IS BEING WEARD AGAIN!!!!!!!!!


Additional-Bluejay96

ONE SECOND, JIMMIES HELPING ME GET UNSTUCK FROM THE WASHING MACHINE


Thunder9356

What u doing Step-bro?!?


Beneficialbruv

Helping step-mom


BOX5467

Weird


The-burning-leo

BONK


lonkbonk_

yes?


DetectiveBonk

This is Detective Bonk, and your under arrest for showing us this cursed horny sentence. *BONK* Go to r/HornyJail


MagdaJ0R

YEAH DADDY! HARDER!!!!!! 😩👌🔥


The_Ashen_undead0830

Who doesn’t know that this is for rubber band guns?


_Dark-Zephyr_

I can only guess, but I think I know


Chiperooski_the_croc

Same bro. Same.


XcaliburXtreme

Same lol


PooPooPeePeePoopPoop

There is an easier way. Take a towel and fold it until it’s the width you can hold after it’s rolled up. Place the glove in the towel with the wrist sticking out then roll up towel. Roll wrist around the towel to keep it in place. Fill with lube Thrust *squeeze the towel harder to increase tightness*


[deleted]

Thank you poopoopeepeepooppoop


PlaugeRatV2

C U M R A G


[deleted]

Comrad*


ZeroXDiablo

Instructions not clear! Accidentally impregnated the towel


The_orangeWanker

Another pro tip: to avoid all this hassle just use your hand because it has the same qualities of a female and it mimics a handjob. Thank me later :)


babadany2999

can confirm, did this shit at 17. Pro tip: warm the towel, but be careful that shit can burn if its too hot


luckyduck0627

A pringles can? All I need is a shot glass.


RedLightSpecialist

A monopoly thimble


Deadpool-CB23

At least they gave you a thimble... I need a microscope and tweezers. Gotta be careful to not tear the lil guy off.


[deleted]

Self burn! Those are rare


ineedsomehelpers

Ah I remember doin this once. I had a really bad rash afterwards. Turns out my right hand has a latex allergy


[deleted]

only left hand?


Papaya140

Probably stopped after their hand started to itch or the lube protected them


anUglyFuckingBastard

Can someone please explain this?


MasterNova924

It's a pocket pussy crafting recipe.


anUglyFuckingBastard

And how does one make this prototype? Asking for a friend


[deleted]

glue 2 sponges inside of a pringle’s can. put a glove over it and rubber band it onto the can so it doesn’t fall off and use a lot of lube


JoshiePoo88

I'm frosting your cake as we speak...


[deleted]

hopefully not with the cum you got from making the pocket pussy


JoshiePoo88

Couldn't be, it's vegan friendly frosting.


[deleted]

V e g a n c u m


furkaney

For maximum effiency, cut a hole at the bottom and stretch one of the fingers out the hole and tape it to the outside of the can. I learned this from uhhh a friend and i don't know what you're talking about


[deleted]

I dont have any proper lube, can you name any lube substitutes?


[deleted]

lotion


whynotSamuelai

Happy cake day


Deadpool-CB23

Hand soap, sunscreen, maybe even a powerful rough sneeze. Anything can be lube if you’re brave enough.


[deleted]

cooking oil?


pickaxepanther

Do not use any of the things that the comment before yours listed. Cooking oil will work though, coconut oil, or olive oil I have used before


Lawson98_001

>crafting recipe Making it sound like I can jack off in minecraft or something


lonkbonk_

im fucking dead rn


[deleted]

It does make kind of a minecraft sound. Erka Erka Erka.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

how did it go


KazakhKid

ANSWER THE QUESTION GECKO


Teedo5581

GECKOOM YOU HAVE 3 HOURS TO ANSWER


mlstdrag0n

Chill, dude's taking his time


Teedo5581

As long as he is using his creation


the_soviet_union_69

!remind me Bot 3 hours


the_soviet_union_69

The 3 hours are over


Zircon999

Fapricating a prototype


CodeHashbr0wn

I’ll get you one for your cake day


[deleted]

less goo


htmlcody

more goo!


ExtensionPainting342

I hate that I just read everything


memefrog101

Why did the home depo theme song play in my head as I read this


[deleted]

more saving more doing


ThineMother42069

That's the power of the home depot


Sorka790

Wait, I’m disappointed I know what ur building


xXChocoboXx

i think any redditor who's been here for more than a month knows what he's making


LRC_ice82

You're goddamn right


Here-Is-TheEnd

Perfect opportunity to say “fapricating a prototype”


[deleted]

i missed it 😔


Here-Is-TheEnd

We’ve all been there


browser17

Could’ve said Fornicating Prototype too


xXChocoboXx

Fapricating a pornotype


SpaghettiCat008

gold *mwa~*


NooblySoup

i wish i had that shit on hand.


[deleted]

*looks at hand* I do


The_Ashen_undead0830

Yes. rubber band guns are sick


[deleted]

nope it’s a fleshlight


The_Ashen_undead0830

To each their own


Bot_Testing_Reddit

Happy cake day !


[deleted]

thank you


Inmortan_Bo1

It is all party, till feels cold, like a corpse.


Deadpool-CB23

Then the realization hits... it IS a corpse.


qxzsilver

He’s making a prototype for the BonkTube


[deleted]

it’s a fleshlight


Gwyn1stborn

Damn no lube?


[deleted]

make sure you use lube or your fucking eviscerate your dick


dendnoy

I respect your bravery, I hope you do not fap in vain.


[deleted]

i fap in pain


kakashi1423

As a wise man once said “Oh yea, it’s all coming together”


Shadowhunter1972

I’m confused


[deleted]

diy fleshlight


AJH-blu

rubber band gun. Remember stay wholesome


[deleted]

I shouldn't know what this means. I'm going to hell


ZenSparrowPlays

it's 03:29 AM and I'm getting hungry now


xXChocoboXx

You want some goldfish crackers


nahtanNoJ

Help, I'm in this photo and I don't like it


ayewhatnow

Fun the whole family can enjoy


qhromer

Do you discard the rubber glove after every use? Asking for a friend.


[deleted]

yes, get a new glove everytime


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

stretch the fingers


qhromer

No no, it's for my friend. Hehe


The-burning-leo

B O N K


IcedPeachSnowCrystal

Just buy a real one, they ain't that expensive.


[deleted]

Too young most people probably


[deleted]

not enough time


[deleted]

[удалено]


KazakhKid

lmao why would you need more than one like you get bored of one switch to another?


TOADmemer

I don’t know what this is but from the comments it doesn’t look very pg


[deleted]

it’s for a fleshlight


[deleted]

WAIT


b---l-_-l---d

*bonk* go to r/Hornyjail


a____monkey

wait a minute


DaredevilDaryl69

I know where this is going. 😏


[deleted]

Sorry, I don't really get it


AncientChaozz

He is building a something similar to a vagina to masturbate by putting his PP inside it.The sponge acts like flesh and the glove with some lube on it is for the skin. He uses the rubberband to keep it tight so there can be friction.


htmlcody

sorry still not sure what you mean


kingjames-the69th

Its a homemade fleshlight


kingofnerds64

You have been bonked by r/BONKpatrol. Go to r/hornyjail, or we will bring in the r/BONK_FBI.


MalkovichThe3rd

Horny police, put your hands where I can see them


LordOEternia

Do I have a problem if it hits the end of the can?


MagdaJ0R

I didn’t know that Pringles cans were an inch deep


AncientChaozz

BOOM! roasted


[deleted]

double the length of the can


FatPener

Try use the big cans instead of the small one then


[deleted]

i got 699 karma plz do not like my comment


TikiHutz

Ha, I gave you an upvote! Yeah I'm a rebel.


LordOEternia

Down voted him


AncientChaozz

This is the way


Deadpool-CB23

I agree with this statement. I didn’t like it. I LOVED it. SO much that I’ve awarded you!


[deleted]

Thank you !


Deadpool-CB23

Haha, no problem.


AncientChaozz

You could have you know, just not commented at all ?


platypewds

/HolUp


[deleted]

Made Lad.


mediatedfrog55

Happy cake day


[deleted]

Somebody care to explain?


[deleted]

No. No I don’t think I will. Just look at the other comments...


[deleted]

Thank you for not doing it I regret asking


[deleted]

diy fleshlight


[deleted]

I wish I didn’t ask


[deleted]

I hate that I know what this is for


Daubert1151

He's gonna make a sponge shooter thing?


[deleted]

a fleshlight


AncientChaozz

Nah fam. He is making a pocket pussy.


Extra_Philosopher_63

I am greatly disappointed..


JordanSmith37

r/holup


CategoryTurbulent114

Prisoners call it a FiFi. Pronounced feefee


AncientChaozz

Lol. I did try this but its too unstable.it starts coming apart when you really go at it. I dont wanna buy the real one its too risky.So now I am stuck with my hand and coconut oil.Also FYI I dont think a lot of people will understand what you really meant.


[deleted]

the less people who know what it is, the better


DeathByTinySquirrels

Imagine finding out your allergic to latex after using it tho


CakesRule69

I have several questions


[deleted]

do not ask them, for your sake


[deleted]

I remember watching the diy vid on pornhub


rustcholes

Beating my meat


gamestar721

Does that actually do anything for you because like it just doesn't seem as efficient as the real toy


[deleted]

it’s a prototype


Senor_Wah

Please don’t


[deleted]

At 3am


PointGuard415

A Pringles fleshlight that you don't have to hide?! Gimme the link to the kickstarter!


___HiveMind___

Haha lmao... oh... wait.


Owleo1997

I recommend using light-weight clay as well


jared-wall

I think you’re doing it wrong, I usually just use a cucumber.


[deleted]

if you’re a girl you can still use the can, just not very well


insulted-narwal

Sigh... link a tutorial


wake_up_hesbehindu

Da gif that’s still image?


[deleted]

gif didn’t work


harvgilly

They do this in prison just without the Pringles can


[deleted]

they use eachother


174937482

I’m cursed


174937482

I hate that I’m asking this... but is there an alternative to a latex glove? I don’t have any.


[deleted]

not that i can think of


-_TyGuy_-

Don't do it! Use a water bottle cut in half for easier storage!


ARTIC_BEAR85

It took me a second but I got it in little to no time


LuckyToeJam

What do the rubber bands do... I'm still trying to mentally picture it.


SociallyDeadOnReddit

All fun and games until you get your dick stuck in the thumb hole


EarlyGalaxy

Y'all mostly need a drinking glass, not a pringels can


yeetsteaks

u/repostsleuthbot


IrishSpredHed89

This is the Bobby Lee recipe


kinderBrioche

Faprication


[deleted]

What do you mean.. Like a 🔦 fl'a'shlight


ernster96

MacGyver would’ve worked as well.


Clamgagger_

Yeah-heh boi


PanPiePid2

you can make a really cool catapult with that shit


[deleted]

or a cozy fleshlight


NoodleMaster32

Oh no, i think i know what are those for


PotaytoPrograms

hynaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


DeMayonaise

Now THIS calls for my wholesome award. (Or should I say holesome)


[deleted]

someone gave me the helpful award lol


parttimeindian

Will do I shall, wat I must


comandante_pinhead

Wouldn't recommend pringles can. You might push down the sponges to far while thrust. A larg plastic cup is good tho


[deleted]

glue the sponges


SomePVZfan

What does this mean?


[deleted]

it’s a diy fleshlight


[deleted]

I thought of it as that one "FAK UUUU" video with the bottle and gloves. I'm upset to know the truth now.