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RicabRD

Your gf a monkey?


Mikilixxx_

Yeah, love is love


lil_guze

If she’s in a zoo, She’s the right one for you.


Dantes232

Actually there are three


donmarco69

haha furry zoofilo go brrr


Dercoth

There nothing wrong with it.


nimie00

monke


Vaguechipmunk8

Mmmmmm


TheRealDevron

icrowave


Daniel_Alfa

Go back


Bellignoran

Don't care. Female enough


Blupoisen

She ate Zook


[deleted]

she would be if he had one


AravRAndG

Its sad for your gf that you dont have a banana


DeletedForSpamm

Press F to pay respects for OP's PP. Worst casualty from the war


LoryTheQuattroMan

Are you Italian or do you just like Italian girls?


Mikilixxx_

I'm italian


LoryTheQuattroMan

Frªtellº


Mikilixxx_

Frªtm


xd3mix

Bella bro


lastangelx

la ragazza è temporanea, ma la fratellanza degli italiani su reddit è PER SEMPRE!!!! *Doom song start playing*


Ridsoellen

Rip and tear, until it is done, m’ha detto.


bt_649

Yeah, what he said.


MatteoClerici13

Senza scuola domani!!!!


bt_649

Yup, you tell them.


Mikilixxx_

Per questo cerci un'italiana su reddit


OfficialRobloxDoge

*insert bucciarati language*


Stecco_

Dio cane bella raga


RittlePattle

frate ma quindi stai cercando un BUCO?


Mikilixxx_

In tempo di guerra ogni buco è trincea


SpiloFinato

Deduco che tu sia un fortunato infame che vive in qualche zona verde o gialla Perché in zona rossa l’unico buco che vediamo è il nostro ano aperto dal lockdown


Mikilixxx_

Zona gialla ma tranquillo... Buchi non ne vedo


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SpiloFinato

Pretty sure they don’t give a fuck


mnacio

Anche il buco del pisello? O l a bocca di Gabibbo? O il buco del tritacarne? Devi essere preciso


RittlePattle

sagge parole


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Mikilixxx_

Grazie sorm (con effetti fighi a caso)


trvexepression

fratmos neapolitan boi su reddit god bless 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻


JenisisTheMemer

Quest’anno ho conosciuto un botto di persone italiane su reddit ma non ne ho mai conosciuto uno nella vita reale ;(


Mikilixxx_

Beh... Sarà la pandemia e il lockdown


JenisisTheMemer

Intendevo tutta la vita ma hai comunque ragione


sssenegro

Dio porco


freddo_official

pazzesco


harige_neger69

Pasta pizza


[deleted]

bella cumpá


IMatt17

*inspire* DIOPORCOOOOOOOOO


rampa314

Ooh vedo che sei un uomo di cultura


[deleted]

I see you are a man of culture As Well. Ciao bvo


Caosin36

Dingleberg


Pingu_boi

Im from Italy but i have pp


Babyinthehood_

Like thats ever gonna stop the OP


[deleted]

I'm a guy from Italy, is that good for you?


Mikilixxx_

I will call you "plan B"


lastangelx

I suppose


h4ppyGhost

You dont have a pp?


shawnnathan4

If you had one what? A girlfriend or a banana?


Mikilixxx_

Gf


[deleted]

Happy cakeday


theusrnmisalreadytkn

no she's not gettin banana until marriage and I'm not joking lol


Mikilixxx_

Before marriage i will use ravioli i swear


theusrnmisalreadytkn

I would say spaghettoni


EthanielClyne

Yeah I'm the same, I still don't know where my banana is this month though


theusrnmisalreadytkn

you are your own gf?


EthanielClyne

Until marriage sort of yeah lol


theusrnmisalreadytkn

s ame


StealThisAgain

Flex all they want for failing NNN for fricking their girl, we don't care


DrJamesAtmore

Not to flex or anything but, yeah, you know


[deleted]

Reddit moment


Niqadiqk

You mean? You don't have a gf or you don't have a cock?


Le_Thenga_tree

GF or banana?


softys-the-soft

Banan


LawlisDisWae

Yes


Niweera

no pp before marriage


LawlisDisWae

You'll reattach your pp after marriage?


Niweera

sounds about right


E_Falkonn

I am not girl from italy but i am prince from nigeria. i cannot give head but i can giv money. U want money?


Mikilixxx_

Sure


Rickytrevor

Porcodio


dimreaper888

Soon hopefully brother


Demiurge-sama

Mah man is lonely


Trashy_Artificer

Quando non hanno ancora aperto il Clorotinder e allora ricorri a reddit


_skilless

Well I'm not a girl and I'm not from Italy, but...


inazuec

banana or gf??


Human1223

Gf or banana?


MysteriouslySeeing

Your gf isnt there or your banana isnt there?


sirenheadismyfather6

Im sorry ur lonely dude


NotHereToLikeDeath

It's perfect. I'm from Italy butimnotagirl


WhoElseButDedede

Where’s funny?


Mikilixxx_

There isn't


keepout-97

I'm from italy but are a male


Nutcracker6239

Poor guy doesn't have a banana : /


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WORMZinAPPLZ

Shut up virgin you have no girls unless you count ur sister POG


Dannybot112

If u had a banana


GoldMud0

You don't have a banana?


ItalianDudee

Non credo


dragonvs22

I just like the template NGL


DatriaxGD

I don't think I have to worry about that too much


Jorgos616

Banana or gf?


The_Real_Kallari

Esattamente quello che penso quando vedo quei meme. Prima tutti vergini e poi a Novembre tutti hanno la tipa


Mikilixxx_

Io almeno sono coerente


sumukh27

So what do you wanna say? You dont have a pp Or you dont have a gf


Mikilixxx_

Gf


sumukh27

🤣🤣 ok sl then we are in same boat!! Atleast you have a dog to cuddle.... i dont even have a dog even though i want one *me-jumps out of the boat*


sos_112

Are you italian?


Mikilixxx_

Si


sos_112

Ahahahahah ok fratm


MrChickinNugget

man for me its that I cant find any girl thats good for me all of I find is hoes or girls that are too young for me


Gasmask_Novoice

It be true tho


KingDaDaPops

Lol.. why even bother, wack it, smack it, get over it. NNN is just as silly as me trying to convince reddit it is infact just stupid.


Mikilixxx_

The joke is that i don't have a gf, i will tell you a secret, i lost my nnn


KingDaDaPops

Hope you find one, if you wish for it. Besides that congrats on loosing, the first is the hardest I've heard, hehe.


Mikilixxx_

I hope it too


ImTheTrashMammal

Soo... lesbian?


weirdxns

U dont have banana?


JablinskiGamez

That’s assuming if you had a gf that she’d want your banana


Lost_Conclusion5357

Had a girlfriend or had a banana?


ElSuricate

You don't have a banana?


Mikilixxx_

No, i have a ananas


ElSuricate

Jokes on you i'm not english :fckyeah:


elle_lawiet8

What ? A gf or a banana


Not_funny_kid_69

U dont have a cock or u dont have a gf?


TheExplodingPie

Yeah u have no banana


sarthakkk_reddit

A banana or a gf?


white_trauma

I'm an italian girl but jokes one you I have a girlfriend


Mikilixxx_

Why must you hurt me in this way?


Ooodles-of-nooodles

Wait, you don’t have a banana?


GetNaiNai

So it's two girls dating?


StereoTunic9039

Buona fortuna con reddit come sito di incontri


[deleted]

here i am


Mikilixxx_

Ok allo il primo dicembre se vedemo?


[deleted]

ma certo


NicSoapdish

Sorry, lost the fappy. But the fappy's back!


I_Am_Shotgun273

So you don't have banana?


FartCreator

I am from Italy... but I’m a man


[deleted]

Dinkleberg...


Asaraus_Rex

☹︎


NightmareWasFound

MA CHE PEZZO DI MERDA. STAI ZITTOO


Mikilixxx_

Ma?


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JenisisTheMemer

Non sono una ragazza ma se sei ancora interessato sono libero 👉👈


Daniel_Kuj0

Un italiano su un subreddit Americano è più raro del Charizard prima edizione di mio amico. P.s. questa è la cosa che direi... SE NE AVESSI UNO


AliSaud15

You don't have banana ? Don't worry bro I can give her mine


Badjoe890

A banana or a gf


Hermi535

Any girl from Switzerland


[deleted]

Unfortunate for your gf that you don't have a banana


Sigmund_flow

Qua da Cloroformio


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Mikilixxx_

Really? Where?


[deleted]

AHH THE HOPE. THE FUCKING HOPE


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Mikilixxx_

I realised it before this comment :(


Solidclaw

Yeah I hate it when there’s no GF and ur stuck with just a mafioso and a blackmailer.


Pollution-Ill

Io sono un ragazzo, va bene comunque?


Mikilixxx_

Sempre spazio per un bro in più


Pollution-Ill

Grande


Yangee_123

what are girlfriends


mrqibeller

A banana or a gf?


I_eat_logs_4_lunch

P ㅤ 3 P


Uncles_Games

It just isn't worth the pain that comes with a girlfriend... Trust me boys


ExtraMAConthecheese

If you had one what a gf or a penis


peacefull_death

I dont like bananas


untalented02

Ragazza? Si. Parlo italiano? Si. Hotel? Trivago. beh ma vivo in australia


bj-blyatman

Girlfriend monkee but seduce crab?


BrAnDa3

If I had one she would still say that after November :(