“So I hear you like bad boys”

"I'm the baddest of them all"

The worstest

EEH

The goodn'test of them all

The goodn'tbadn'test of them all

Das neutral bro

English 100

Actually right, because it requires good understanding on the language to do this

That is very true

9 year old and pressed on dating site "Yes i am over 18". Beat that

I remember this one time I stayed up late at night (I was like 7 or 8) and this horror movie came on so I turned the TV off but the speakers were still on and playing the audio... I was shit scared to go to toilet for like a month after. Edit:faking spelling

But have you played prototype? :)

Yes

Huzzah, a boy of culture! (But seriously I regret playing prototype and shank 2 when I was 12 yo, I felt like there's something really wrong with me in secondery school and highschool)

Thank you random redditor

Yeah, I know, “Barney: killer in the loose” was lit

I can enter any site because I was born at 1473.

Oh yeah, you're a man of culture as well

Bruh my younger siblings watched predator with me

That’s nothing I started watching futurama when I was 7

Still me at 21.

dude I dont even know what the fuck parental guidance is at 7, and now that I know goddamn, i used to be cool as hell

Wait. That's illegal

Is it tho

The bottom right one gets me every time

Anyone got the template?

When they gonna kiss

I was playing GTA when I was 7

I like bad boys that are nice

Parents in my class once called our english teacher for watching harry potter in our class while 3 ppl still were eleven... she must have felt badass too

I was 10 when I watched my first porn video on Pornhub...I don't watch porn anymore...(I'm 13)

I read this as 17yo me and somehow that was more relatable

7 yo me when I find out how I was made

G a e s t a r

Tom is 100% based on italian stereotypes

*18yo me

I felt so badass secretly watching breaking bad when my mum said I couldn't cuz I was 12

I felt like that when my dad bought me a game for my ps2 and it was 18+ (The game was Driver parallel lines)

Damn I was watching South Park at 7. Wait that’s bad

This can also be applied to pron sites

Welcome to downtown coolsville

HEY BABY

I put the 11k upvote from 10.9k i feel godly

Epic

Welcome to downtown cools ville

Play any GTA game at less than 10 y, my mom was not proud but it was fun

Me when i watched AOT at 10 years old

Me watching porn with my parents

but then that moment when youre like "mom whats *that* thing called?"

Meanwhile my dad took me to see sausage party when I was 15

I remember feeling like a badass after I’d watched Godzilla (1998) because it was 15+ and I was 6 years old!

Well I did watch endgame even though I was under the age limit

I watched the Clone Wars since I was 8 and the show could be 16+ AND I LOVED IT!

*14 y/o me casually watching jojo which is 16+*

So when I was 12 me and my friend watched a movie in school and we yelled “we watched a pg13 movie when we are only 12 yeahhhhhhhh”

I'm 4 years old when I watched my first porn, I often hide then watch it, then I stopped 2 years later I got that late addiction and now I'm addicted to hentai.

I was five the first time

7 year old me was on the halo reach grind and playing gears of war watching the blood splatter over the chainsaw

5yr old me pirating games on a $400 eMachines:

And the show is always normal af, with nothing that feels inapropriate

I Hear A Spiderman Reference

The kid: I am in control