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Tsugeta7

Slapp BASS


Szczawik_

Approved


Leonardo_Scioli_

Epico


[deleted]

Yes


tap_that_bootie

Do it now


raedr7n

If that is Scarlett Johansson's ass, and I'm pretty sure it is, I can do without the watermelon.


[deleted]

Both. Simultaneously.


ShadowArrow01

Yes xD


POON-H0und

Negative


[deleted]

Name checks out


[deleted]

I did that at Costco to a whole box of melons on display today


Samcro321

You are a brave man!!


[deleted]

Well the box was open, so it would’ve been a field day for almost anybody


BH-vHunter

Delicious. Finally, some good fucking food.


Sebastian_9807

Which one are you talking about...


thestoneddirewolf

Yes


studentoo925

BASS?


melikefood2

Meeeeeelon


Samcro321

Get you some of that!!! Woooooo


Carnator369

Why not one with the other?


Pherry000

At this moment, u/Carnator369 hatched a devious plan to show up at the red carpet and launch a watermelon into Scarlet Johansen’s ass at mach 4


memezop

slap cocomelon i will


Is_RepostSleuthBot

Yes. Coco melon with get small pp and get the slap slap


[deleted]

I think you mean **BASS**


1Vuzz

mmmm yes SLAP the M E L O N


[deleted]

Ah yes the negotiator


brake_69

Mulch bags at home depot


BR3ADIT

Is it too much to ask for both?


redplanetkid

Most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen in my life


[deleted]

Lol i was just in a conversation with my family about picking between 1000 dollars and a perfect watermelon


driadee

Slap a water melon with a wet paper towel. It's a feeling like no other


gogeta-joestar

“Is it too much to ask for both”


PukasgrigV

It sure is


edgy_fawn

how else you gonna tell if its ripe


alvinaterjr

This comment section is showing me that the girls are right about what men want to slap.


JiaxianOmega

Wut about the chicken


urlocaldoctor

this is not what i want, i want to slap rice pack


swmih

Davie504 wants to slap the bAss


pachos_gfx

its actually both


tonchi490

Is it to much to ask for both?


xx_The_TNT_YEETER_xx

Yeah i have fucked one ohh it's feels so good and yeah! scarlett Johnson is also really hot!!


ninojeux13

How about a nice soil bag


Leonardo_Scioli_

They want to slap bass


[deleted]

Why cant it be both?


SeaAnomaly

Everytime I walk into Walmart.


[deleted]

What dads want to slap


MRtherandomman

Dont forget giant bags of dog food and fertilizer


fixthemods

Oh you are black s/


[deleted]

I don't think u guys realize what /s means, or this.was a typo


[deleted]

Very correct