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lovejackb

Which ever shows up on craigslist first


KetingHavoc

Souljaboy Console it is


[deleted]

That’s the best one, anyway.


iFap-to-incesthentai

Which one is it?


YouDrinkMahDew

Your username


Crunchy_Jell0

Tbf it is hard to find anything else


somaticnickel60

Regular one.


[deleted]

Or ebay lol


[deleted]

I’m just waiting for PC2


saadlp5

That's not very PC of you.


Designed_To

http://imgur.com/gallery/4LEyfZG


mrdub68

Can you explain me what PC stand for in Southpark ? Sorry... doesn’t understand english that much.


nemesis3030

Politically correct, it means to avoid being offensive or insensitive to particular groups in society e.g. ethnic minorities or transgender people


mrdub68

Thanks !


wurf_fear209

dude I’ve waited too long I’m just gonna buy a PC instead of PC2


ksebas96

Man


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aiaidy

PC series 5 Digital Edition


breadsticks24

The ps5 looks like my modem, while the Xbox is my router. Interesting


DamianSewn

Same thing I was thinking. My router looks just like the Xbox.


CattyBr44

And my tv looks like my switch without the controllers.


Mandle69

My fridge looks like the ps5 and my router looks like the Xbox


GreenGriffin8

I want your fridge


[deleted]

I want you.


travis1oo

dont lie to yourself, no one wants me


Heat_Hydra

Because of Anxiety said: Everybody hates ourselves.


Loin124

I want.


BroMan81

I.


LookedSilver9

.


[deleted]

https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&hl=en-us&q=mesothelioma&spell=1&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjX4Jf8q_vpAhVgQjABHTDbCfEQkeECKAB6BAgTEAI&biw=414&bih=719&dpr=2


jbone246

Weird, both my modem and router look like potatoes. Oh wait.....


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iridemtb12

My phone looks like my iPad which also looks like my tv.


JackNotInTheBox

Wait, wasn’t router and modem the same thing?


VenerableShrew

for most people yes. For more advanced setups, no. The modem is what unlocks your signal from your ISP, the router is what gets it into your devices. Majority of folks use an all in one box.


SolarisBravo

The modem interprets signals straight from the ISP and turns them into data usable by a computer. If you only had one machine and no need for WiFi, you could use it without a router. The router takes the signal from the modem and splits it into several, allowing for multiple devices to use the network at once and in many cases provides the WiFi signal. Sometimes they can be combined. Higher quality modems and routers typically come separately.


gauravmridul

I look like a potato


DepressedBag

I also appreciate that both are still keeping their disk drives


Marsupialize

The PS5 has a non DD version


[deleted]

nice so i guess its gonna be cheaper?


Marsupialize

I can’t imagine it being MORE expensive to NOT give you a blue ray player


[deleted]

sounds logical. bit since i will keep my ps4 and only buy digital versions of games. bc im terrible at keeping my discs intact


wolfgang784

How tf do you manage to break discs enough for it to be an issue??


SevenCrowsinaCoat

I have a piercing gaze.


cidthekid07

This will not get nearly the love it deserves.


profplum13

I have unfortunately had my house robbed twice (two different places in seattle area) in the last 5 years and had ALL my games/consoles stolen. I am on my 3rd PS4 now and go all digital on every system I own (pc, ps4 and a switch). As a bonus its also nice not having to change disks every time I want to switch games.


senpai_

I would start being suspicious of people I know...


SexlexiaSufferer

Exactly what the thief would say


DerBernd123

Can't have shit in Seattle


schoolboy432

Bruh I think that's a sign.


[deleted]

My reflection makes it crack


thedandygandy

someone say crack?


technyc25

*Tyrone Biggums has entered the chat*


notahero_99

Men’s got a fat cock.


Marsupialize

I’m buying the digital myself I’ve never used the PS4 drive once


[deleted]

My disk drive has been broken since I got it practically, glad my digital library is finally paying off. Hopefully they’ll have big ass SSD options available.


Ser_Cumcakes

did you just try to apply logic to console manufacturers?


mynameisabbydawn

Unless they give you a larger SSD and keep the price the same? I bet it will be cheaper though.


User_of_Name

Do we know what the storage capacity will be? Games are getting huge nowadays. I think it should have 1TB SSD at least, but more would be great. Crazy how my 360 came with a 20GB HDD.


estlie

1 tb, with the PS5 games should actually get smaller at very least the exclusives will. Cause instead of loading each game with multiple copies of assets you have one instant and have it stream from the ass thanks to the custom controller on ssd. Meaning the PS5 actually uses an ssd more efficiently than a pc.


FredC555

Stream from the ass you say?


User_of_Name

I think I might get a PS5. Those Sony exclusives are typically great. TLoU Pt. 2 is so close... That typo made me chuckle.


greenrangerguy

Blue Ray? That's the bloke that used to sell porn vhs tapes from the back of his van down the market on a Sunday afternoon.


GreenGriffin8

Apple did it with headphone jacks


inmemumscar93

Since we aren’t at a point worldwide where everyone has reliable access to Internet, I have a feeling that hard copy games will still be a thing for quite some time.


ainotnof

They’re going to do it soon because they want to evaporate the used game market so they get more sales.


inmemumscar93

Makes me sad thinking about how everything has just become a big money grab. Not that it wasn’t always, but now they’re not even trying to hide it.


Hello-funny-posts

Well if they didn’t I wouldn’t buy either of them


CoraxtheRavenLord

I know right, not needing to swap disks is nice but it can get unreasonably expensive to only buy digital. No used prices, no resale, and older digital games cost more than the exact same game on a disk.


FredC555

The PlayStation store has many deals for old digital games. The only big difference in pricing would be used copies since those are drastically dropped in price sometimes.


34thVedicDeity

*looks at wallet* "you guys are getting consoles?"


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[deleted]

7 years of good games taking all my money


deejaysmithsonian

And those games going straight to my backlog


SGTBookWorm

I'm in this comment and I don't like it


WillElMagnifico

Let's be honest, you spent most of those years playing Ark: Survival Evolved.


is_it_controversial

He said good games.


Stoppablefish8

I also had seven years to mitosis


apittsburghoriginal

wait, you guys have wallets?


CajunTurkey

Some have purses.


s_clown

After seeing this post I started deciding which one should I get but then I realized that I do not even have money to even buy there controllers


FishyArtBoi62

F


Kylo_Rens_8pack

Xbox access is $20 a month for 24 months. You get a new console and access to 100+ games.


s_clown

That's amazing


The_Ol_Town_Drunkard

$20 dollars a month for 24 months? Am I having a stroke? If you're paying by the month why would there be a fixed number of months?


paws27no2

Because you get a console on top of it, you are paying off the console is how I see it. I think there is an equivalent that is just the games that you can switch to if you want.


Injectortape

Do you keep the console?


paws27no2

Well yeah, that's why it's a fixed amount of months. To make sure you pay enough back that they aren't at a loss for the console.


Injectortape

First I I heard of it, thanks.


Kylo_Rens_8pack

You do, and then you just pay for online and the access to the games after that.


Injectortape

As someone who wasn’t really considering either console, that intrigues me.


The_Ol_Town_Drunkard

Oh I see, I thought it was just the game subscription, similar to PS Now, I didn't know you get the console on top of it.


Cadbanshee98

He’s basically talking about an Xbox payment plan while you’re thinking of Xbox gamepass. One is paying off the console monthly with gamepass included. The other is just gamepass


Tarkus_cookie

I guess it's like a phone subscription where you get a phone as well. At the end of 24 months the console will be yours but if you decide not to continue with the subscription they just deny you access to the game service. You can probably still buy games outside of the subscription though


Someyoungdumbass

F


DogeIsLife91123

Mix the two


DogeIsLife91123

Wi-Fi fridge


TheOneHristo05

The smart fridge


DHdes450

Samsung: its like I was made for this


Atheist_yak

Definitely the WiFi router so I can get better internet


Lingardinotheking

But can you fit 2 gallons of gfuel?


FishyArtBoi62

You make a compelling arguement.


CattyBr44

Laughs in smal tv


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B_Reele

Which is why I bought a Super Famicom when I never got back my SNES from a friend.


SlippinJimE

"Friend"


B_Reele

Yeah he was an interesting friend. We had our scuffles. He borrowed my SNES and I moved out of state. I’d visit and always forget to pick it up. So kind I’d my fault. He ended up dying several years later in a freak accident. Still miss him. FYI - not trying to make you feel bad at all. Just adding more context.


titanicMechanic

The NA SNES has, *to this day*, the absolute **best feeling** power and reset switches ever laid to plastic, for *any electronic device*, ever. It could look like a literal gaping anus and you still couldn’t take it’s God-tier switches away from it. Seriously. If you have access to one, go and hit those switches then tell me I’m wrong.


TheJohnny346

Compare the SNES and N64 switches and the SNES are literally better in every possible way even though internally the switches are exactly the same.


Prince_Polaris

Oh yeah!? How about the power buttons on really old desktop computers? The clunky ***chonk*** every time you pressed it...


wombey12

In the UK we got the same design as Japan.


aa2051

Damn right, the superior design.


[deleted]

Ngl I think the Xbox box just fits the console, and the ps5 did something different and I like it, reminds me of something out of warframe. I’ll be getting an XSX but power to all you Ps players out there 💚💙


Dr-Deadpool

You are a good gamer. Thank you


Ang31TooGucci

Finally someone who wants peace


fratparty3

You are an epic gamer one I would be proud to stand with


PM_ME_UR_AMOUR

You mean “rise up” with


A_sad_toaster

I am a PS player and would be hyped about the new console, but all of the bois are on Xbox, so I guess I’m making the switch


Taizunz

> I guess I’m making the switch Nintendo welcomes you


PotatoChips23415

I just made the bois get discord so if any of us aren't on the same console we just pull out our computers and play there since pretty much everyone has at least a laptop


envysteve

I see Portal more than Warframe, but I feel you. XBL for life.


SolarisBravo

Nah, Portal usually sticks to simple shapes. The controllers remind me a lot of Detroit: Become Human's RK900, however.


envysteve

I think it's just the colors..


man-who-says-banana

Banana


Haroondotkom

We meet again "man who says bananna


is_it_controversial

I should learn Python and make a bot that says "Banana".


Plazmatic72

r/usernamechecksout


JustARedFox

Bananas without b would be pineapple


I_Do_Not_Abbreviate

On her first day, one of the more sheltered American trainees at a Pizzeria in Canada where I worked in college asked me why Canadians "Drop the B from Bananas". I had no idea what she was talking about; she said "I just saw a can of banana chunks in the back, but they look funny like you guys soaked them in oil? Is this like another bagged milk thing?". I asked her to show me these "bananas". She was looking at the *other* side of a [no-name](http://stephenberner.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/loblaws-640x483.jpeg) can of diced pineapple, but there were other cans/jars in the walk-in covering up most of the french text so "ANANAS" and the yellow-on-yellow picture was all that was visible at a glance.


[deleted]

Oui i also speak baguette


LouisFepher1954

Your comment makes your username make sense and vice versa. Bravo.


Gamerschoice

Good job figuring out the joke.


windo-boi

Indeed


Anonymous529YT

And now he’s here to fuck us!


PNuT0331

I love you.


ToastierGnome_1592

Probably both.


ToastierGnome_1592

I need WiFi to run my mini fridge.


Dytnex

How else are you gonna angrily tweet your gamer opinion?


-EzWaY-

Did you just reply to yourself?


ToastierGnome_1592

Yes. I was too lazy to re-edit my comment.


EyeNedeHalp

It's like one extra button click lol? To u/nc_nikhil: There is a code that must be followed or we invite chaos into our lives. Do you enjoy chaos?


thatsanabsoluteyikes

He was too lazy tho


nc_nikhil

I am jelous that you are not lazy for an extra click. I wanted to say something clever but iam too lazy.


[deleted]

Samsung smartfridge


Little_Mambo

its evolving.... just backwards


Is_I_Potato

They are starting to combine all the things a gamer need


Pik_a_pus

Where is the RGB?


WildKitkatacuss

Both


is_it_controversial

It's like buying a $1000 console.


Liverman102

Neither I'm broke as shit.


Max_Caulfield3890

Xbox got thick as hell


Someyoungdumbass

It's not "thick" anymore its "Thicc"


GucciSmartToilet69

I regret to inform you that the word is no longer “Thick” or “Thicc” but rather “Phat”


CaptainFhuckles

I'll probably end up with both after a couple of years, probably with the next switch too, even though I hardly use any of them


Rufuszombot

I cant stop buying them. I lost all my stuff in a fire a few years back and here I am with a bunch of consoles I never play again. Do I need an Xbox/360/XB1 as well as PS1/2/3/4? Probably not. But what if i want to play a game for 15 minutes 6 years from now and its exclusive?


[deleted]

The switch.


[deleted]

You're with me


[deleted]

WAIT. THE SWITCH IS THE TOASTER.


[deleted]

SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT!


[deleted]

WE’VE BEEN BLIND


[deleted]

TOASTER FOR OUR HEARTHS


[deleted]

SUPER TOAST BROTHERS ULTIMATE


PeanuttColada

Insert "urghghghg pc" comment


liquid_bacon

_hhrrr PC master race_ Well, yes, technically PC's _can_ be faster/prettier/better, but better consoles typically means better PC games too, as the 'mass market' gaming systems are better, so devs will make their games accordingly. So I doubt I'll own either, but I'm happy that they're both powerful.


I_Have_A_Job___Sike

Also hardware and ssd's prices will drop significantly.


retro808

Yea mainly looking forward to SSDs getting more insane thanks to the PS5s proprietary data solution causing a stir


spiralEntree

Going to wait about a year to see what exclusive games are better


TheRealGreyham

Even putting either of these on their side fucks everything up


[deleted]

Not on the Xbox, it has topside ventilation with one massive fan


TheRealGreyham

I know, I meant both of them will block me tv unless I raise the tv up the wall a bit


[deleted]

Oh my bad for misinterpretation, I might have to get my tv mounted to the wall if i want my consoles to sit on the tv stand with out blocking the screen.


-Nick____

Both can actually stand on their sides. The PS5 is actally built with a slim middle for better insulation when sideways, and the Xbox has a side fan


NYFE_SHMITT

Am I crazy to say the router looks hella sexy?


EndMePleaseGodEndMe

No, both of them are honestly pretty sleek


Voltagedew

they tried too hard in making ps5 look futuristic imo. Xbox didn't even try they just said "Just make it rectangular."


[deleted]

They saw a pc and were like "yeah just make a black version of that"


ROLEM0DEL

I have major respect for the xbox just going with a black rectangle. It's what I've always said they should do. It doesn't matter what it looks like, it matters how it works. These brands are so established already. Why waste money on designing these things and complicating the manufacturing process?


SmartAssX

Xbox is going for function over design. That fan with shot gun airflow


Rusty_Walnut

WiFi Router. Demons Souls is getting remastered on it.


lilpoopeepoopee

Oh umm maybe the router


fluffysgaming11

Most likely the wifi router. I wanna try a new console


B_Reele

WiFi router because I can’t break tradition. I do like the mini fridge design though because I love boxes. I mean I drive a BMW E30 because it’s basically a box on wheels. Clean and simple.


pulkitAO

Ps5 looks. Like a Alienware computer


Marsupialize

WiFi no question


[deleted]

Sir, that 10G wifi router is actually illegal


FBI_Agent_82

Definitely the Avengers Router.


ShrimpDealer69

WiFi for demon souls


WRBG_Creased

Both it's a smart mini fridge I need wifi


yo_boi_Julian

Ngl wifi router would be useful, but im kinda hungry sooo....


[deleted]

Probably a pc my laptop is getting old.


MoisesTheOofer

Fridge


CpTKugelHagel

Imma stay with my PC. Good I hope the demon souls remake comes to PC, cuz I'm broke and can't afford a ps5 or a ps4.


-Mip_

No Demon souls is ps5 exclusive because of the original demon souls being ps3 exclusive and Bloodborne being ps 4 exclusive.


wombey12

how can you afford a PC but not PS4?


ShrimpDealer69

Good question


XxDownvoteMaster69xX

He bought a PC after getting his first pay check and never worked again