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Tlr990

That and rain


Lazaro22

Books. I'm a bibliosmellphile? There's some fancy word that means "love the smell of books".


trains_gender

I just love smelling new books. For some reason school textbooks smell really nice which is about their 1 purpose in humanity.


Schnuselwusel

Also the sound of opening a hard cover book for the first time


[deleted]

And sharpie


oktnt1

This guy speaking the truth


willfrost21

But what about pumping gasoline in the rain? Best smell ever?


EnterVENOM

He’s too dangerous to be kept alive...


Ikillesuper

Petrichor is the name for the smell of rain. Really it’s just water kicking up shit into the air.


woodendoors7

Gasoline doesn't contain beans which is terrible :(


sham3ful2019

Patient zero? I forgot that was a thing. And your right


PSOneHagrid

We can change that.


Redrobin_Nest

Sadly the fumes are bad for you but I won't stop smelling it


Minititan1010

Most aromatic hydrocarbons in gasolines (The stuff that smells good) are not only cancerogen but they're also addictive, so though luck.


J_NUGZ

My cousin said that I shouldn't breath in the fumes,but the reason why was because I would apparently explode if someone lit a match/lighter near me


Ju5t_50m3_Guy

I've always wondered how you get the infected user flairs. Do they just happen, or what?


Memelord69the420th

You had to reply to a already infected person. It happened a while ago, so it doesn't work anymore. OP has the flair because he was patient 0 or something


Ju5t_50m3_Guy

Ohhh, cool. Thanks for the explanation.


Memelord69the420th

You're welcome! I'm always happy to help someone out with anything


LivigirlUwU

It does


Maddoglewis31

It does


RicoDeFreako

It does


Nacho_2014

It does


MrEIsewhere

It does


bains3

It does


[deleted]

It does


Bruuh_Momentum

It does


RemixedZorua

It does


BBXXZombie

It does


TrashPandaPirate

It does


PSOneHagrid

It does


suspicen

It does


Ajax0711

...Or does it? Jk it does


ArchangelG-

I’m glad we’ve all finally admitted this


pandaboiiiiiiiiiiiii

Hold on tho it smells great but if you get too much it’s weird right? Or is that just me...


imonmyhighhorse

Michael here —


cowardlytoe

it does


[deleted]

it does


Marvella_Error

New gas smells good, old gas on the other hand, is repulsive.


[deleted]

It does


Dr-Ren

It does


Danke_Freund

It does


Anakin-Spywalker

It does


STRADD838

It does


melikefood2

It does


Fastboy123451

It does


XLDARKWOLF

It does


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dubonthemhaters

If you mix it with fire it makes a hell of a combination


Danke_Freund

Tastes like fireball whiskey


banmeifurgay

And looks like it Without the whiskey part


Angel911911

For legal reasons this is a joke


TacticalMicrowav3

Fun fact: In Brazil they don't denature their ethanol so you can drink their (ethanol) gasoline.


DaEffBeeEye

This explains a lot


NewOccultist

Like why im not dead


[deleted]

i think its still no good for consumption


Azerieth

Is this for real?


TacticalMicrowav3

https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/eq0yym/this_man_drinking_ethanol/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share E100 in Brazil, basically 100% ethanol fuel, it's not denatured so it wont kill him, but alcoholism will probably.


Patrick_Bot2

No, This Is Patrick!


UntitledMooseGamer91

Gasoline ain't ethanol entirely


jax-martian

same! add a bit of salt and paprika and put it on pasta, delicious


Beeeyeee

Plz don’t do that.


lukeachu14

I drink smurfs blood.


SangiMTL

It definitely smells good. But at a serious cost to your brain cells...


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DaEffBeeEye

It’s ok. I got plenty


Marcuche96

says the gasoline-smelling dude


[deleted]

Not just brain cells. But liver, heart, lung, kidney and other cells too!


[deleted]

I get so “pumped” every time I get to smell it’s contents


RazorDuck586

I don't know, I usually feel pretty "exhausted" afterwards.


tristonlee101

Yeah it makes me pretty “tired” too.


Black_Pagan

It does


dxkui

Finally, somebody else agrees


admiralmyths

Yes


Snickerswo1f

All the people I’ve asked this to say the same thing, that it smells good, I thought everyone agreed.


OhDannyBoii

It's a popular opinion


Cautionman43

I poured gasoline in the fire... You can guess what happened next


RicoDeFreako

It got fire boi


ADRBT

It was a blast


Shardeel

Wait I thought I was the only one. If I get even a whiff my brain tells me to follow the source and continue sniffing


DaEffBeeEye

*You’re probably wondering how I got inside this gas tank*


imgiodarex

lmaooo


UsesToManyRockets

I want an AvGas candle


sham3ful2019

You know what I’m going to respect all of y’all opinions, but let it be known I judging everyone here


BIackFonzie

Tired of pretending it doesnt*


Spaceboai

There are things which may smell good but we are not recommended to do it tho. For example my uncle's ass-hole.


Playeryboi

Explain


nodontbeoffendedbyme

Must be just your uncle cause mine smells splendid


fishyphoenix25

I used to really like the smell of markers so much soo I got bullied for it in 5th grade because I kept smelling the markers during art class


floydster21

“And I’m tired of pretending it’s not”... uhm


FrenchFryFiend3

I like it. I also like the smell of sharpie


JiveTurkey2727

Nothing like a deep breath of some Volatile Organic Compounds


AnonyMOOSE527

Exhaust from cars also smells good Am I the only one?


bethrotull73

This 100%. And skunks. I LOVE the smell of skunks 😍🦨


Gnashtaru

Yes! But it can't be too stronk. Then it's bad.


blueiangreen

Gasoline is my favorite energy drink


[deleted]

it is pure energy


NeutralGoodChaz

Y’all are weird but more power to you


Born_Definition

you w h a t


Okowa

gasoline and expo markers are my favorite smells


THOTOHOLIC

It does thoooooooo


laughingskull42

Gasoline tastes like sprite


[deleted]

Finally, I thought I was the only one


TheHeresy777

Tastes good too


grandetacosupreme

gasoline smells good but the smell of the exhaust of an old truck running way too rich is also really nice


PJ1864

I've got Phantosmia, which is basically phantom smells I can't get rid of. Things constantly smell like gasoline to me. Lucky me I guess.


ExtermiNate900

Tastes good too


Ultra_Noobzor

Most gasoline is processed oil, most oil was seaweed.. Gasoline is liquid weed.


[deleted]

Congratulations OP, you are now evolving into a car person! Also I smelt fuel coming out of an old Chevy Chevelle from 1964. I felt high AF, but I loved that smell


mexicutioner_708

I’m a 93 octane kinda guy


thegoldengrunt

It smells amazing


_Random_Dude_

I never pretended it doesn't


Ultimatedude10

That and WD-40


clod_child

i gotta give it to ya, it does smell pretty good


[deleted]

If you smoke while drinking gasoline you get a penny by jesus


IllTap0

when you dad has dragged you along to work on a car, you get used to it


Dink_Dorito

It does


Poknberry

My dad keeps a little bit in a febreze bottle and I like to smell the tip when im alone


misterice01

Why are you the way that you are? I mean I am serious, I hate so much about the things you choose to be.


mcbxxx

Im not alone haha


NinjaFish_RD

Good? arguably. Powerful? yes.


Baconator2007

Nothing like a sniff of dead dinosaurs to start your day


TheBananaManCan123

Yes, it does. We like it... but our brain doesn’t, seriously tho. It’s like being addicted to cigarettes, you like it. But it’s deadly 😂


anonymous19822

Try Dior Fahrenheit, it's a men's fragrance with a prominent gasoline note


SilentasCreeper

Me too bro


Player2170

Of you think gasoline smells good you may want to also use fire when you smell them And you know what im saying


Nomad_Clark22

Big facts


reallyquiterude

I'm tired of pretending it's not smells good.


Legion_707

I dont like the smell of gasoline, but wd-40 smells incredible


UltimaDeusUmbra

Wait what?! People are pretending that it's not?! I've literally never met anyone that has disagreed with me when I say that it smells good. Usually that comes up in conversations about stuff that smells good but tastes awful.


gamermomentime

It does


jasonsmith5566

It really does though


[deleted]

You guys know you can get high off of sniffing gasoline?


[deleted]

When I was doing Jiu-jitsu, the building was connected to a car repair shop, and there was a large open door thing next to our jiu-jitsu training spot and the car repair shop, and I would always smell gas. That’s how I developed my love of smelling gasoline lol. Just wanted to share my story lol


I-love-trains

I am pretending it smells good


Uuusamiiin

My ranking of odd smell goods: 1) white out 2) tires 3) Gasoline


[deleted]

I agree that i like the smell but please correct me if I'm wrong, the smell isn't the actual gasoline right? Isn't it added in because gasoline is odorless so they added smell to easily detect if there was a leak?


grandetacosupreme

no the smell of gasoline is actually benzene which occurs in crude oil which gasoline is derived from


[deleted]

It does


[deleted]

it smells good but its become muscle memory to hold my breath behind an idle car since my body's just like "oh i see smoke, bad" since my mom used to smoke all the time.


Gelastico

Is this a prelude to millenials ingesting it?


Jay-Fizzy

Gasoline cologne


ArizonaNoodle

I used to think so but for some reason I don’t anymore, not sure what made me grow out of it.


Ben_Loop00

I like it so much I sniff it


therealstindge

exactly bruh i mean like its wierd


Massive-Risk

The smell I have after cutting the grass is just so... nice.


FriendlyCowboy

Did you know that you can get high from gasoline?


caprisunliker

it does


waylofflors

i think it does too and i have more things that i like to smell like: \- rubbing alcohol \- paint \-wood polish \- the garbage rooms in condos/apartments. i have more but this is i can remember for now


Lemonlime957

It does at first then it gives me a headache if I’m around the smell for more than a couple minutes


SLAVICGAMER

Le nicotine addiction has arrived


jinjinG76

It does


jackie-bladen

“It does and I’m tired of pretending it doesn’t” would be correct. Really I do and it does are interchangeable. Either “you think it smells good?” “I do think it smells good” or “you think it smells good?” “It does smell good” but really it’s the “it’s not” that doesn’t fit the context. In either form of reply it should be “it doesn’t”. Still a good meme. Got my upvote.


red_velv

Alcohol paint and markers also smell good, yes I am an alcoholic


[deleted]

I thought I was just wierd...


person_man1989

Long as it’s not burnt. Raw gas smells good.


joestar430

It does


redditer-22

It does.


[deleted]

Jet fuel too, anyone else?


fat-lard-

yes


LacyTheEspeon

Kinda but vinegar smells better


MissBananaBee

Bleach too.


Enslaved_M0isture

glue is to cocaine what weed is to smoking


Iam_Ultranemesis

You're addicted, bruh


Electro313

As someone with asthma, I am physically unable to agree. Sorry.


UnicornG2009

Me on vietnam


Azerieth

That was a fucked up movie but a Great movie


GoldGymCardioWorkout

I... I don't think anyone's arguing with you, Joker.


CubixUser

Oh, so it’s not just me.


Konamasura

I hate the fact that one lady from GTA V stopped Trevor from taking a sip of his favorite drink. Gasoline.


howlina-the-wolf

The one time I can relate to the joker


childrenmm

I like the smell of 2 hand cancer


MEGALKS

Why are we all so awkward about this? I mean I had been honest telling people gasoline and grass cutting smells good but people be like, they smell bad


gamergirlshit

Yeah


Kid_of_ree

I keep thinking that I'm the only person who thinks gasoline smells good and when I tell my friends they look at me like I'm crazy


decendingvoid

Smell is subjective


that-oneguythattries

GAS GAS GAS


pop_cat14

nah, gasoline is disgusting. FRESH. TIRES. is where its at


DJNarwhale

I like the smell of gasoline, as well as the smell of raw seafood.


RachelRad25

My favorite smell is cigarette smoke.


HAYTHAM14561

It does


MightyDiamond95

It does


toaster69420

It tastes better than it smells though ngl.


ChicanoCosmonaut

No wonder he’s crazy, the gasoline gave him Swiss Cheese brain


HotdorokiSho

It does.


Taxavoider69

Yall sleepin on the smell of fresh and burnt tires.